At this time, the black bear showed its head, and I said to it: "You are now a second-class protected animal, as long as you don't come nonsense, they won't do anything to you." ”

The black bear said, "What is a second-class protected animal? ”

I said, "It's a kind of rule that you can't just kill you, if the poachers kill you, you'll go to jail, so you have to go with these policemen, and they'll send you to a place where you should go, Northeast or Sichuan, which should be more suitable for you." ”

Black Bear said: "I don't want to go to the Northeast ......"

I said, "Why? ”

Black bear said: "There are tigers in the forests of the Northeast, and life is too difficult ......"

I said, "You're a black bear that's still afraid of tigers?" ”

The black bear said: "Tigers also have essences, but you don't know it." I thought to myself, "There's such a thing, it's a lot of things in the world, but now is not the time to talk about it." Then he said: "Then I suggest that you be sent to Sichuan, and now come with me, but you must be honest, and remember not to speak." The black bear nodded.

At this moment, someone suddenly shouted, "The black bear is there!" Shoot me! "At first, I even wondered if the person who was going to shoot was shouting at the black bear on my side, because everything was without warning, and it wasn't shouted by the person on the side of the torture captain.

After a few seconds, I found another group of people walking down the mountain, all of them in uniforms and holding machine guns in their hands, as if they were SWAT, and I thought to myself, "Why did you alarm the SWAT?" ”

It seems that the captain doesn't know what this is, and the person who came is talking, as if to say how you are here.

The leading SWAT officer had a loud voice and said: "I heard that a black bear has injured people and is running around the city, seriously threatening the safety of the people. ”

The captain said, "This black bear doesn't seem to hurt anyone, right?" And we've all caught it now, and we're going to take it away soon. ”

The SWAT captain said, "You caught it?" With these pistols in your hands, do they penetrate the skin of the black bear? ”

"We have an animal expert here, and he's talking to a black bear. ”

"Nonsense! What animal expert? The black bear has a violent temper, and you let people talk to the black bear alone? Captain Torture, I think you want to make meritorious contributions, but you're too anxious, aren't you? "I don't know if this is the SWAT captain, but it seems that the official position is greater than the criminal captain, otherwise it wouldn't be this tone, of course, I can't care so much about what the official position is, in short, sending the black bear out safely now is the first priority."

"As far as I know, this black bear didn't hurt anyone else, so it seems that there is no need to shoot it yet," said the Crime Captain. ”

The SWAT captain said, "I have a witness here!" So saying, he let the man come. When this person came over, I immediately recognized who this person was, it was none other than He Zhitong! I thought to myself, "Why is this man everywhere?" Is this man sick? It's just a holiday with me, why can't you get along with a bear? This is clearly the life of the black bear. ”

Su Keyue said: "Zhitong...... How could it be your ......? ”

"Keyue......" He Zhitong called Su Keyue.

The captain said, "Was this Mr. He bitten by a black bear?" I don't think so. ”

The SWAT captain said: "It was the doctor who reported it, and he himself was indeed not injured. ”

The captain said, "Mr. He, did you see it with your own eyes?" ”

He Zhitong shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but such a big black bear is running around on the street, and someone will definitely be injured, there should be no doubt about this, right?" ”

At this point I said, "You didn't see it with your own eyes, what are you talking about?" If someone was really injured, they would have been taken to the hospital by now, so do you need to guess here? ”

The captain of the criminal police asked, "Captain of the criminal police, who is this ......?" ”

The captain said, "This man is the animal negotiator I told you. "I forgot that the Captain had already given me a few names, but each one sounded professional, so I took it all.

Su Keyue dragged He Zhitong to the side, as if she had something to say to He Zhitong, when He Zhitong turned around, she also said hello to the SWAT captain, the SWAT captain: "Since you two know each other, just say it, I think the situation here is not as serious as you said, if you two want to go back, you can go back now, I will find someone to send you." Su Keyue nodded with him, and then pulled He Zhitong to the side, it was obvious that He Zhitong didn't want to go with Su Keyue, but there was no way, it was estimated that he had just greeted the SWAT captain, just to ask the SWAT captain to help him say something, and not let others drag him away temporarily.

The SWAT captain said, "Captain Torture, you just said that the black bear has been caught, where is it now?" ”

The torture captain said, "Right behind Expert Yang." I thought to myself, "Now that I'm an expert, this torture captain will also wear a top hat for me......"

The SWAT captain said, "What kind of animal expert are you talking about, why haven't I heard of it before?" ”

The captain said: "I haven't heard of it before, but people do have the ability, much better than those experts with certificates. ”

The SWAT captain seemed a little unconvinced, and then said, "Expert Yang, are you okay?" I thought to myself, "What can I do?" Do you want me to have something to do? It may be so,

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Because if I'm okay, from the side, I can be regarded as a slap in the face of this SWAT captain. ”

"I'm fine......! This black bear is very well-behaved! The character is also very docile! It is estimated to be a 'warm subspecies'! "Actually, I don't know how many kinds of bears there are, but I think the captain of the torture team has lifted me so high, so I will also give him a long face, and define this bear casually, and the "warm subspecies" is my own idea, in short, it sounds very professional, as for whether they know it or not, it doesn't matter, because they are not animal experts.

Sure enough, the SWAT captain said, "What is the 'warm subspecies'?" ”

I said, "It's a very docile black bear that lives in Asia!" This kind of bear is rare! It was extinct many years ago, and today it can be found in our city, which can be said to be a great wonder in the animal kingdom! This bear is definitely a rare breed! "I don't care if I will show my stuff in the future, anyway, I can keep it now, besides, this black bear is indeed different from other bears, even if it is said to be more godly, it is a prehistoric living fossil, then it is no problem! Of course, this also requires the cooperation of the black bear, so I said to it: "You can do whatever I ask you to do later, and behave differently." ”

The black bear said, "What do you do?" ”

I said, "It looks like a bear, but the IQ is quite high, of course, it can't be too high, and you can grasp the details yourself." ”

The black bear said, "Why do you want to? What I hate most is to please people. ”

I said, "Do you want to live?" ”

The black bear nodded and said, "Of course I want to ......"

I said, "Then you just do what I say." ”

The black bear sighed: "I knew that the return to the world was so laborious, it was better to stay in the other world...... At least I can live safely......"

I said, "Don't talk nonsense, if you want to survive, try to make yourself as special as possible, so that your rarity will increase, and maybe you will be placed in Sichuan, where you will be neighbors with giant pandas." ”

The black bear said, "You mean the iron-eating beasts?" ”

I said, "That's the kind of animal." ”

The black bear said: "That guy's eyes look like he has been beaten, and he looks so ugly that I feel like I beat him when I see it." ”

I said: "You can save it, people are now national treasures, food and housing are better than some people, if you can climb with it, you don't have to eat and drink in this life, at least you are more comfortable than you in some other world." When the time comes, maybe I will find you a beautiful daughter-in-law, and if you are really scarce, it will not be impossible to find you two or three daughters-in-law. ”

"Really

Will you find me a daughter-in-law? "I had said so many things before, and it didn't have the effect of this sentence, and the black bear instantly became energetic when he heard it, and I thought to myself: "It seems that this animal, like a human, can't escape the word 'color'." Then he said: "Of course it's true, provided that you want to be recognized, at least don't be labeled as murderous, because nowadays humans like cute animals, such as giant pandas." ”

The black bear said: "Is this for me to put down my dignity and learn to eat iron beasts to please humans?" ”

I said, "Then do you want it?" If I think your dignity is more important than your life, then I don't have to waste words with you here now. ”

The black bear hurriedly said, "Don't ...... Other...... I'm just sighing......"

At this time, someone shouted: "Expert Yang, what are you doing over there?" "I looked back, and it seemed to be someone next to the SWAT captain, or a spokesperson or something.

"Talk to the black bear again." I continued, "What's wrong? Are you interested? Would you like to come and have a look? ”

"We can't go, if you have any needs, you can bring them up, and we want to help." The man said.

I said, "Then let's get a bigger car." At the same time, I said to the black bear, "Come with me, just wait for the car to pull you." "The black bear walked with me towards the Captain.

At the beginning, these people, including the special police officers, were vigilant, after all, such a big black bear stood in front of them, and it was estimated that these people were meeting for the first time, but after a while, they all found that this black bear seemed to have a really gentle temperament, except that it was not as cute as the giant panda, but the temperament was similar to that of the giant panda, and the captain of the torture team even touched the black bear's hair with his hand, of course, what was going on, only I knew.

The black bear was sitting on the ground at this time, and the captain of the torture team had already called the bureau, saying that the car he was looking for would come over soon. Hearing that this was the result, I was finally relieved, and touched the black bear's head, and the SWAT captain said, "It seems that this black bear really seems to be able to understand Expert Yang's words." ”

I modestly said, "The main thing is that this black bear is smart. ”

The captain of the special general said: "Since Specialist Yang knows animal language so well, if you have time, come to our SWAT team for guidance and guidance." ”

I said, "What can I coach?" You look down on me too much. ”

The SWAT captain said: "When we train police dogs, if we have a talent like Expert Yang, we will definitely get twice the result with half the effort." ”

I was just about to speak, when He Zhitong walked over, and the SWAT captain said, "Doctor He hasn't left yet?" Then he shouted: "Xiao Wang, didn't you find a car to send Dr. He?!" ”

"I looked for ...... But Dr. He won't leave......" Xiao Wang said.

He Zhitong said: "Leaders, don't be deceived by this kid, where is he an animal expert, he is a living liar!" ”

Su Keyue followed behind He Zhitong and said: "

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Zhitong...... What nonsense are you talking about? ”

He Zhitong said: "If you don't believe it, ask Dr. Su, she is this person's cousin, whether this person is an animal expert, Dr. Su knows best." ”

The SWAT team leader turned his head and asked, "Doctor Su, is what Dr. He said right?" Su Keyue hesitated and didn't know how to answer.

The captain said, "Isn't it okay to be an animal expert?" Maybe the masters of the people are much more powerful than those experts with certificates, and we can't just look at the documents, right? ”

The SWAT captain nodded and said, "What the captain said is also right, there is really no need to care about whether it is an expert or not, as long as you have the ability to talk to animals, you can be called a master, we should consult them." ”

He Zhitong said: "What a master, it is a liar!" ”

At this time, the SWAT captain said: "Doctor He, don't always say that Mr. Yang is a liar, at least this black bear is really obedient, and whatever Mr. Yang wants her to do, this black bear will do whatever he wants, but he is very obedient." ”

He Zhitong said: "I suggest that everyone stay away from this black bear quickly, otherwise this black bear may attack everyone in a while." ”

I said, "Dr. He, are you finished?" You lied about the case, and the two captains haven't pursued you yet, so you're talking nonsense here again, aren't you? Do you know how much public resources you have to waste when you call in the SWAT? ”

He Zhitong said: "Don't be happy too early, you are harming everyone!" "What He Zhitong said is as true as it is, I almost believed it.

To prove that he was wrong, I put my hand on the black bear's head again, stroked it like a puppy, and said, "Have you ever seen such a docile black bear?" Dr. He, how aggressive do you think it will be? Of course, if you provoke it, it will definitely attack you, after all, people will lose their temper when they are angry, let alone black bears? ”

Just as I was saying this, the black bear suddenly moved his head away from the palm of my hand, and I said, "Black bear, what's wrong with you?" "But the bear didn't react at all, and just as I was about to put my hand on its head again, the bear slapped me! I instinctively dodged, but it still scratched my arm, the black bear looked bulky, but it was much faster than a human, and after I dodged and fell to the ground, the black bear attacked those who had not yet reacted, and the torture captain was also injured by the sudden bear paw.

After two people were injured, everyone reacted, and the SWAT captain ordered everyone to retreat quickly, and loaded the bullet, saying: "If this black bear dares to hurt people again, or has the intention of attacking our side, everyone shoots themselves!" ”

I sensed that something was wrong and wanted to tell the SWAT captain not to shoot, but when I think about it, it all depends on the actions of the black bear, and if the black bear continues to attack humans, then I don't let them shoot, it is unrealistic.

My arm hurt a lot, but I managed to get up and said, "Don't shoot yet." Then I walked up to the black bear, and when I saw its eyes, I already felt that something was wrong, and then it attacked me again, and I could only dodge, and I was sure that the black bear could not communicate and control, but I still couldn't figure out what was going on.

After I dodged, the black bear walked forward, as if it was going to attack those people, and the SWAT team captain warned the black bear again and again to stop going further, but the black bear didn't even listen to me now, how could he listen to others? He Zhitong on the side said: "Look, I'm right, right? I've said a long time ago that this black bear has an uncertain temperament and should never go near it, but now it's true, right? He Zhitong also suggested shooting quickly, saying that if he didn't shoot, this bear would kill all the people here.

The bear had already walked in front of me at this moment, and behind the left of the black bear, the captain of the criminal police said, "Mr. Yang, you lean to the side again!" We're going to shoot! ”

The black bear really attacked those people, and at this time, an inconspicuous light suddenly lit up behind the black bear, but I saw it very clearly, as if it was a talisman, and it disappeared after the light, that is, at this time, it began to attack people, I suddenly remembered something, and wanted them not to shoot, "Don't shoot...... I know ......" but the gunshots had already been remembered, and the black bear fell to the ground with a bang.

At this moment, I glanced at He Zhitong, the corners of his mouth seemed to leak a trace of pride, and I hurriedly walked up to the black bear, and didn't care about the torture captain behind me.

This black bear was not only shot in the body, but also had two holes in the head, if it could still live, unless there was a god to save it, and I already knew in my heart what was going on, and muttered: "Although you are just a bear and have not known me for a long time, I promised to bring you out safely, but I didn't do it...... Don't worry, who harmed you, I will let him go to the underworld to accompany you, and let him be your servant in the underworld-"

When the people in the back saw that I was fine, they flocked to me, and the SWAT captain said, "Go and see if this black bear is dead." A police officer crouched down, tested his hand, and said, "Dead." ”

The captain of the crime team asked me what the hell was going on, and the SWAT captain asked me what the hell was going on, and I only said one sentence: "This black bear is dead, does it matter what happened?" After saying this, no matter how much they asked me, I didn't say another word.

He Zhitong said: "What else can it be, this is just trying to kill everyone, I think this person should also be arrested!" Su Keyue said on the side: "Zhitong - what nonsense are you talking about?!" "It wasn't loud, but I heard it.

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