050 Burial Duck Moan
Jun Mo's deep black and gold eyes were a little arrogant to look at the world, and in just a few moments, he figured out what was going on.
However, he wanted to hear Feng Wuwu's words.
In his opinion, her ability to reverse right and wrong is a must.
"Feng Wuwu, you come on."
Jun Moran leaned on the chaise longue in the courtyard, his narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and his gestures naturally revealed the domineering spirit of a natural king, arrogant, wild, and leading people to fall.
Feng Wuwu wanted to recruit from the truth, but she was really worried that Jun Mo would be mad, so she ate herself alive.
After careful consideration, Feng Wuwu decided to use flowery rhetoric to cover up his mistakes a little.
In this way, even if Jun Moran learns the truth, he will be fascinated by her talent. As soon as he was happy, he didn't bother to punish her.
"Back to the words of the regent, the county lord is indeed dexterous and lovely, and he is worthy of being your sister-in-law. It's just that what the county lord said is slightly different from the truth I have learned. I wonder if the regent is interested, may I tell you? ”
"That's right."
The sound of Jun Mo's magic was as low as ever. Just hearing his voice was enough to make thousands of women, like moths fighting fire, desperately surrender at his feet.
In order to show her awe-inspiring momentum, she stood on the steps again, learning the posture of Jun Mo dyeing and looking at all living beings, and looked condescendingly at the people in the courtyard.
"The contemptible people have just arrived, and they really don't know the county lord, and they don't know that the county lord is a duck. Half an hour ago, the duck fragrance outside the pavilion overflowed. As soon as I went out, I noticed that there was an extra roast duck under the plane tree. ”
Feng Wuwu thought of the roast duck that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and couldn't help but close the saliva that almost overflowed at the corner of his mouth.
"Wow-"
Jun Fu thought that his beloved pet was roasted to black, and sat down on the ground in grief, crying loudly.
Jun Moran was half-leaning back, his legs folded on the chaise longue, and his cold eyes were coldly shooting towards Jun Fu.
Jun Fu knew that Jun Mo didn't like the woman crying, so he quickly stopped crying.
Feng Wuwu coughed lightly twice to hide the embarrassment in his heart, "Things are actually very simple. The emperor and I were hungry, and we happened to catch a glimpse of the crispy roast duck under the plane tree, so we took the roast duck as a gift from heaven and shared it with joy. ”
Speaking of which, Feng Wuwu also pushed Jimo Yinren, who was pretending to be dead with a pestle next to her, "Your Majesty, what I said is all the truth, right?" ”
Jimo Yinren is not good at lying, nor is he good at hiding his emotions, he didn't want to talk, but when he saw Feng Wuwu squeezing his eyebrows at him, he had to reluctantly bow his head.
As soon as he finished his witness, he hung his head in a hurry.
As far as Jimo Yinren was concerned, just listening to Jun Fu's extremely aggrieved sobs and Feng Wuwu's boundless defense, he felt very embarrassed, let alone let him testify about such a ridiculous thing.
Feng Wuwu got Jimo Yinren, a witness with a distinguished status, and he was a lot more confident, and even his voice was unconsciously raised a lot, "Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that I, Feng Wuwu, don't eat white food." Although the roast duck came out of thin air, out of humanitarian concern, I made up a funeral cry for it to comfort its soul. ”
"Read it and hear it."
Jun Mo's magic pupils flashed slightly, and he suddenly remembered the funny appearance of Feng Wuwu in the moat who regarded him as a "Dinghe Divine Needle", and also remembered the feeling when the critical part was inadvertently touched by her.
After only a cursory thought, his eyes became deeper and deeper, and he inexplicably had an urge to hug Feng Wuwu into his arms.
Feng Wuwu naturally didn't know what Jun Moran was thinking at the moment, and he thought that he threw a wink at him very chicly.
Jun Fu was so angry that he turned his head and said angrily, "Idiot! The beauty trick didn't work for Brother Wang at all. ”
"I don't think so." Chasing the wind smiled and looked at Feng Wuwu and Jun Mo with eyebrows, and refuted what Jun Fu said in his heart.
After Feng Wuwu brewed a good mood, she changed her sad face to suit the situation, and slowly spoke, "Duck tongue, duck neck, duck wings, who will pity you when the fire burns and roasts?" The burnt meat is easy to show and the bones are difficult to find, and the front of the stairs is worried about killing the duck man. May Nong give birth to wings on this day and fly with the wind to the end of the sky. At the end of the day, where is the incense hill? If you don't collect the beautiful bones, you can cover the wind with a pinch of pure land. ”