056 Jun Mo dyed his ears and rotten?
Jun Mo Ran forced the protruding green tendons at the corners of his forehead, and there was a bit of yin in his low-alcohol timbre, completely covering up the innate laziness and casualness in his voice, "Don't want your tongue anymore?" ”
"Lord Regent, don't be disobedient." Feng Wuwu tugged at the corner of his robe and softened his tone, "I think that instead of spending your attention on me, a merry man suffering from flower willow disease, it is better to find a few tender little girls." ”
"Feng Wuwu, do you think that those little tricks of yours can hide from this king?"
Jun Mo Ran grabbed Feng Wuwu's slender snow-white neck, and her eagle-like sharp gaze rested on the slightly convex Adam's apple around her neck.
"I don't understand what the regent says."
"This king's sister-in-law, you dare to bully, you are not small!"
"It's really my fault to eat the county lord's pet by mistake. But if you think about it in the long run, how ugly is it for the county lord to pet the duck? I don't know, I think the county lord was born in the countryside and has never seen the world. In my mouth, I ate half-aged duck meat, but by mistake I earned back the good reputation of the county lord when he was away from home for a long time. ”
Jun Moran felt that Feng Wuwu's mouth was like a fart, saying some bells and whistles.
What makes him most unbelievable is that no matter how ridiculous the words come to her mouth, they can be logical and self-consistent, so that people can't find mistakes.
"Lord Regent, your hands are so comfortable, resting on your neck, refreshing." Feng Wuwu was strangled by him, and his eyes were full of anger.
However, she always had a shallow smile on her face.
Jun Moran glanced coldly at her red neck, and withdrew her hand with interest, "Say, how did you come to Donglin?" ”
"Fleeing from the water, but the water is not good, and he is besieged. In order to avoid being pursued and to admire the regent's dignity, I crossed the border to the east without hesitation. Feng Wuwu stopped at the end of the day, afraid that he would miss his mouth.
Jun Moran heard Feng Wuwu's compliment, and sneered, "What did you do after sneaking into Donglin?" ”
"After that, of course, I went around to find out the address of the regent." Feng Wuwu blinked, feeling that what he said was not convincing, and dragged Baili Heze into the water again.
"By the way, that night I also met the fairy-like and elegant Baili Heze in the east. He was sneaking outside the walls of the Regent's palace and wanted to steal. After I saw through it, he also read me a love poem, but fortunately I was not confused by his beautiful man's plan, and I would rather bend than bend. He had no choice but to flee. ”
"Baili Heze?" Jun Moran's narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth were filled with a hint of a smile.
His smile is so evil that it is charming, and his smile does not reach the bottom of his eyes.
After a moment, Jun Moran restrained the smile on his face and once again set his eyes on Feng Wuwu's thin body.
"Take it off."
His voice was cold, and he gave instructions to Feng Wuwu without discussion.
Feng Wuwu knew that Jun Mo was suspicious, and his heart beat like a drum, "Regent, do you really not dislike me for being sick?" ”
"Hmm."
Jun Moran responded coldly, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense with Feng.
At this moment, he just wanted to find out what the connection between Feng Wuwu and the flower thief was.
"Regent, the little one really suffers from willow disease, and his body is mottled and ugly. I'm afraid you've got an eye disease when you see it. ”
Feng Wuwu slandered in her heart, if she concealed it, Jun Mo was sure that she wanted to cover it up.
If not, break the kettle and take a gamble!
After a moment of silence, she stood up with a "sigh", her legs were spread apart, and she said in a tricky way, "Okay? It's time to witness the miracle! ”
“………”
"Don't blink, Lord Regent! My magnificent masculine traits are amazing! Hundreds of thousands of soldiers in Beili, after seeing my body, felt so inferior that they collectively cried. If this is placed in the dry season, their tears are enough to water thousands of acres of farmland! ”
Jun Mo Ran twitched the corners of his mouth frantically, he had never seen such a thick-skinned person in his life.
Just looking at Feng Wuwu's petite body, you know that she can never have magnificent masculine characteristics.
Moreover, she is a young general of Beili who is loud all over the world, how can she let hundreds of thousands of soldiers watch her body?
Could it be that she once took off her pants in public on the beacon tower?
Jun Moran shuddered when the picture of Feng Wuwu gathering on the beacon tower to look at her magnificent masculine features suddenly appeared in Jun Moran's mind.
"Stop!"
Thinking of this, Jun Moran stopped Feng Wuwu, who was burying his head and untying his belt.
Although he does not reject Feng Wuwu's approach, it does not mean that he does not reject men.
Feng Wuwu's heart was raised to his throat, and finally landed smoothly.
However, she always felt that Jun Moran's doubts had not disappeared, so she pretended to pat her crotch with regret, "Regent, why don't you compete?" ”
"Shut up."
Jun Mo's timbre suddenly colded, got up and walked to the front of the desk, holding a pen in one hand, and writing rice paper.
Feng Wuwu glanced at the cursive script on the rice paper, and then realized that he would be wrong.
It turned out that Jun Mo called her into the house, not because he had evil thoughts about her that he shouldn't have.
He was purely suspicious, suspicious of her man's identity.
"Lord Regent, the way you work hard to write is really pleasing to the eye, and it looks better than the way the national teacher threw the money bag."
Feng Wuwu had already noticed that Jun Mo Dye and Baili Heze were not on the same plate, so he flattered Jun Mo Dye as he liked.
Jun Moran had already seen through Feng Wuwu's careful thoughts, but he didn't care.
After all, who in the world doesn't want to flatter him?
"Feng Wuwu, read it word by word!"
Jun Mo dyed his hand like a cold jade, and tapped lightly on the rice paper on the desk.
Feng Wuwu understood his intentions, took a breath, held his upper body, and read the cursive script on the rice paper one by one.
"Love comes too fast, like a tornado?"
As soon as she read a sentence, she shook her head like a rattle, "Regent, the word 'fast' is not used correctly!" Which man likes the word 'fast'? It should be changed to that if the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”
"Keep reading."
Jun Mo dyed the blue tendons on his forehead and reappeared, he really wanted to strangle Feng Wuwu, who was good at lifting the bar, to death.
Feng Wuwu glanced at the following, and couldn't help but get goosebumps.
Why didn't she remember saying such a sensual thing? Perhaps, it was Junmo Dyeing that had a fork.
Yes, definitely!
Feng Wuwu nodded firmly, took another breath, and read in a hard voice, "The prince is great, the prince has been for a long time, how can people be willing to escape from the palm of your hand?" ”
As soon as she finished reading, she threw away the rice paper in her hand in disgust, "Regent, you are young, you should work hard." ”
Jun Moran's face was completely blackened, and he couldn't wait to shave his ears.
He felt that listening to a man boasting about himself as "awesome" and "long-lasting" made his ears rot.
Feng Wuwu thought that his performance should completely dispel Jun Moran's doubts, so he boldly asked, "Regent, I'm done reading, can I go?" ”