Chapter 269: Insulting Xiao Jian
Hua Meng is excited now, after all, Xiao Jian loves her deeply, which woman doesn't want to be happy, and she can become a god, the key is that Xiao Jian really loves them.
Yun Meng said excitedly: "Your Majesty, aren't you angry with your brother again?" ”
Hua Meng said with a smile: "A few of you are poor, and he went to find a woman again, do you think I can not be angry?" But then again, this time the Great Time Kingdom will definitely surrender. ”
"We have died so many people, we must make the Great Time Kingdom pay the price."
"Don't worry, your brother is not a vegetarian, he loves us, it doesn't mean that he also loves Dashiguo, he will definitely negotiate with Yingyue, let's just wait."
Saying that, Piaopiao led the saber-toothed tiger team, and hurried to Zhenguo City, seeing that it was more lazy than before the war.
Piao Piao came to the city: "Sisters, I am Piao Piao, the leader of the Sabre-toothed Tiger Legion of the British Women's Country, open the city gate and let me in." ”
In fact, as soon as Piao Piao came, the people on the city wall saw her, Hua Meng had already ordered, saying that the saber-toothed tiger team would arrive in a day or two, and sure enough.
The sisters on the city wall were excited, the British Woman's own alien beast army turned out to be so domineering, and someone on the city wall shouted: "Immediately open the city gate for Lord Piaopiao, and let our own saber-toothed tiger team enter the city." ”
The city gate opened, and Piao Piao led the saber-toothed tiger team into the city, and the sisters all came to watch, and the bold ones even touched the saber-toothed tiger.
It is worthy of its own alien beast army, the saber-toothed tiger is like a family member, when touched by those little girls, the saber-toothed tiger will stick out its tongue and gently lick the hands of those little girls, which can be regarded as a greeting.
Everyone cheered excitedly, "Lord Piaopiao, our own alien beast legion is just different, it's really warm." ”
"Yes, but it's all my brother's credit, I don't think you all look like you're fighting, what's going on?"
"My brother has been captured by the enemy!"
Piao Piao listened to it with a blank face, and said worriedly: "Why are you still so ...... when my brother was arrested?"
"Lord Piaopiao, this is an order from Her Majesty Queen Huameng, and we don't know the specific situation."
"Oh, it turns out that my sister-in-law's order, I'll go find her."
Piao Piao patted the saber-toothed tiger: "Old friends, you can rest at will, and you can get to know the sisters by the way." ”
The leader of the saber-toothed tiger actually lay on the ground very sensibly, and slid down the saber-toothed tiger's back.
"Lord Piaopiao, our own alien beast is really too benevolent."
"Yes, my brother said that any country with alien beasts is inferior to ours, because my brother is an expert in playing with alien beasts."
"It's really cool to control strange beasts and gallop on the battlefield."
Piao Piao smiled and said: "Don't be envious, sooner or later, the army of our British women's country will be equipped with foreign beasts, this is my brother's wish." ”
"Long live Lord War."
A group of little girls listened to Piaopiao's words and got carried away with excitement.
Piao Piao chatted with them, and they accompanied her to the hall to see Hua Meng.
Hua Mengzheng was drinking tea while discussing things with Yun Xuan and the others.
As soon as Piao Piao entered the door, she knelt down for Hua Meng first, and said excitedly: "Sister-in-law, Piao Piao greets my sister-in-law, and I wish Your Majesty the Queen that you will always be young and beautiful." ”
"Float up, find a place to sit."
"Sister-in-law, Piaopiao wants to give her sister-in-law a leg and rub her shoulder."
"Come over here!"
"Thank you, sister-in-law?" Piao Piao stood up and ran to Hua Meng's side, knelt on her side, carried Hua Meng's leg on her shoulder, and gently helped her beat her legs.
Yun Xue said embarrassedly: "Lord Piaopiao, you are ......"
Of course Hua Meng knew what was going on, she said with a smile: "Have you seen it, slut, what is a slut, Xiao Jian is a slut, and the person brought out by the slut must also learn from his cheapness." ”
Piao Piao said flatteringly: "Sister-in-law, the people who have been humiliated by you are eager to find a crack in the ground to get into." ”
"Are you afraid of shyness? Are you afraid to use this? Don't go around in circles with your sister-in-law, talk about something. ”
Piao Piao said embarrassedly: "Sister-in-law, my brother has been arrested, why are you still so leisurely, and you still make the whole city unguarded, what if the enemy comes?" ”
Hua Meng lifted the other leg and put it on Piaopiao's shoulder, and said proudly: "Or you have to kneel and beat my legs, this is the gap." ”
"Sister-in-law, what the hell is going on? I'm willing to let you humiliate me, and I really want to give you a leg beating. ”
"If you lie again, be careful that I slap your mouth. You little hoof, I'll tell you the truth, your slut brother went to find a woman again, what was caught, I think I was fascinated by that Yingyue and ran away with others. ”
"Sister-in-law, is Yingyue also my brother's wife?"
Hua Meng said angrily: "It seems that eight or nine have not left ten, and it has been three days, not to mention the calm and calm, and your slut brother has no news at all." ”
"Sister-in-law, it can't be another reason! Aren't we going to look for or find out the news? ”
Hua Meng smiled evilly and said: "Okay, Piaopiao, I now order you to investigate the situation of the slut, go ahead, find out for me that the two people are kissing me and come back and tell me." ”
After listening to Hua Meng's words, Piao Piao will not go no matter how stupid she is, if it is really like that, then you can't lie when you come back, you have to be torn apart by Hua Meng's mouth when you lie, to be honest, I am afraid that Hua Meng will be unhappy, and I will not be able to hit Xiao Jian, and then I will use myself as a punching bag, then I will be beaten badly.
Therefore, Piao Piao said embarrassedly: "Sister-in-law, my little sister can't leave you anymore, I'll help my sister-in-law beat her legs." ”
"Look, I know what you're going to do as soon as you enter the door, and you want to pretend to be garlic with me."
"Sister-in-law, I was wrong, you can spare me."
"Okay, since you begged me to pinch my legs, let's pinch it until the meal,"
Piao Piao said embarrassedly: "Sister-in-law, there is still a long time, now, now my knee hurts a lot, spare me!" ”
"Hahaha, it seems that you can't compare to a slut, if he is here, I wish I could help me beat my legs for a day, or even every day."
"My brother really loves my sister-in-law."
"Of course I know, but I'm not gambling with his love for me, I'm satisfying him, he also has a heavenly sword, a spirit sword, and I think it's invincible."
"Sister-in-law, you can say whatever you want, my brother really likes to kneel for you. It's also quite strange to say, when my brother saw you and Her Majesty Queen Yunfeng, he was like a demon, and he couldn't wait for you to directly abuse him to death. ”
"That's called pampering, pampering us, let me tell you, your brother should be like this to the woman he loves, pampered, whether we have anything to do with his wife who has died in that world or not, at least he is absolutely true love for us."
"That's true, sister-in-law, you let me go, I won't dare to be clever with my sister-in-law in the future."
"Okay, I'll spare you for the time being, but you're the one brought out by the slut, the slut's subordinate, what should I call you?"
"Sister-in-law...... Sister-in-law! ”
Piao Piao shyly pleaded.
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In Yingyue's camp, Xiao Jian hugged Yingyue excitedly, and then talked about Long Meng, "Sister Xue, do you know?" When I first met Megan Venturi, you had a miscarriage and gave birth to our dragon dream. It was because of Long Meng's birth that the eldest sister agreed to the two of us to be together, and she will no longer chase and kill us. ”
Yingyue and Xiao Jian chatted for a long time, and finally understood, it turned out that she was Xiao Jian's eldest wife, and she could easily suppress others after seeing it, after all, she had heard of Yunfeng, Hua Meng, and Princess Qingyao.
Yingyue plans to retreat back to the capital of the Great Time Kingdom.
"Will you come with me?"
"I'll go, I'm going to carry Sister Xue on my back, Sister Xue used to like to let me carry it."
"I want to explain this to Your Majesty, not because you love me, nor because I intend to accept you. It's because we can't beat you. ”
Xiao Jian said excitedly: "Sister Xue defeated me, I am willing to surrender at the feet of Sister Xue, just like Huameng Baby said, I only deserve to live under her feet." So I also have to live under the feet of Sister Snow. ”
"Okay, when you see Your Majesty, you will lie at my feet like a dog, you know?"
Xiao Jian said happily: "Sister Xue has the final say, I listen to Sister Xue." ”
"Then it's decided, don't make me angry then."
"Uh-huh!"
"Someone!" Yingyue shouted excitedly outside.
Outside, Yingyue's lieutenants and personal maids all came in with a hula, and saw Xiao Jian kneeling and hugging her waist, while Yingyue looked helpless.
A lieutenant said embarrassedly: "Lord Yingyue, you, he, this is, this is." ”
Yingyue said solemnly: "Pass my order, let's return to the court." ”
"Lord Yingyue, now that this guy is in our hands, why don't we take Zhenguo City? Why do you want to return to the court? ”
Yingyue sneered and said, "Their saber-toothed tiger team has arrived, and the brigade is also arriving!" ”
"What? Is there really an army of alien beasts in the British women's country? Never heard of it before. ”
"In just half a month, Xiao Jian has trained an army of eight hundred saber-toothed tigers, do you think it's still necessary for us to fight?"
"Alas, I don't understand, how did such a talent fall to the weakest British country, if it falls into our Dashi country, why don't we dominate the world now depends on their eyes."
"The saber-toothed tiger is inferior to our mastodon in terms of force value, size and number. But our mastodon army is running out, and we can't fight any more. ”
"Lord Yingyue, are we going to give up like that, we can still use this guy to blackmail them, try again?"
Yingyue said angrily: "Okay, hurry up and gather the team, there are some things you don't need to be scared of, take him as a hostage and blackmail his people, will he?" Execute the order. ”
"Subordinates obey."
Several lieutenants immediately went out to gather men and horses, and they were ready to go.
Let's talk about a few more maids, and one of them said smartly: "Young Master Xiao Jian, can you get up first?" The owner is too tired, I helped her pinch her legs, and I guess they were numb from your stomach. ”
Xiao Jian quickly let go of his hand and said excitedly: "Sister Xue, I'll help you pinch, when the two of us met for the first time, I helped Sister Xue pinch her legs." ”
"I'm dizzy, Xiao Jian, if you dare to lie to me, I'll tear your dog's mouth." Of course, Yingyue was angry, and this maid created another opportunity for Xiao Jian.
Yingyue looked at the maid unhappily and said, "Palm your mouth." ”
The maid did not dare to disobey, and knelt there while sobbing herself in the mouth: "My lord, forgive me." ”
Xiao Jian couldn't care so much, and happily picked up Yingyue's legs.
"You're really cheap, Hua Meng said that you are only worthy of being a dog under her feet, right?"
"Yes, Sister Xue, what do you want?"
"You're just a slut, you say how cheap you have to be, you say it yourself, I don't even bother to say it."
Xiao Jian said excitedly: "As long as Sister Xue is willing, you can treat me as anything you want, as long as Sister Xue is happy, Xiao Jian doesn't care what Sister Xue does to me." ”