Chapter 92 Life Idiot Nine Spirits
The masked man coldly spit out two words: "No." ”
"Isn't it?" Jiu Ling didn't believe it, after all, Douzi's appearance couldn't deceive her.
Could it be that His Highness likes that human woman so much that he has to lie about the child born to that human woman in front of his eyes?
Jiu Ling was unwilling.
Unwilling to lose to a human woman.
Jiu Ling was actually because of Douzi's appearance, so he instinctively forgot about last night's incident with Miao Feng.
Jiu Ling couldn't accept Douzi's appearance, so he pushed Douzi away, stood up, pointed at him condescendingly, and said to the masked man
"Brother Lan, you say, where am I not as good as his ......, mother."
Jiu Ling was going to talk about that slut mother, but when the words reached her throat, she swallowed it back, because she knew that Yelan was the bottom line, so she wouldn't offend.
The beans who were pushed glanced at Jiu Ling very unhappily.
It turns out that the stories in the book are all deceitful, and any woman who is beautiful will have a good heart.
is obviously the same as her ordinary-looking stupid woman, she is a terrible woman, and she is not as good as her stupid woman.
She's not as good looking as she is, but she's not as stupid as herself, okay.
Stupid woman, although stupid enough, bad enough, but stupid woman has a son as smart as herself.
Does she have it?
Stupid womanThe beloved man, even if he doesn't like stupid women, he is willing to cheat stupid women.
Therefore, stupid women have the capital to be deceived.
Look at the beautiful Nine Spirit Mask Man, no one is willing to lie to her.
What does this mean?
Does it mean that Jiuling has not been deceived by the capital?
Wrong.
Jiuling's words, it seems that there is a problem.
Why did he accuse himself of asking the masked man?
Do you ...... with the masked man.
Douzi felt that he had found a big problem, so he got up with a "rub" and looked at Jiu Ling
"Sister silly woman, you say that you are not stupid, this is an obvious question, you still have to ask, if he doesn't care about my mother, will he be willing to live in a dilapidated house like mine?"
Douzi is a half-human, half-demon body, even if he is eliminated as a half-demon, but he always maintains the essence of a demon, so naturally he sometimes has a poisonous tongue on his mouth.
Fortunately, he has half of the pure kindness of the people, so he is not controlled by half of the demon heart.
As soon as the words of the difference between the beans come out.
The courtyard was instantly quiet.
Masked Man: He just said that he wanted to marry Jiuling when he grew up, but now he turned his face and scolded Jiuling for being a stupid woman.
Sure enough, it's a big fart, a little kid.
Yan Song and his subordinates: The speed at which this bean turns his face is comparable to that of a book.
When I grow up, I will definitely be a big carrot.
Yunya: Son, your operation is a bit sassy.
Jiuling: Sure enough, it's a human being, and this heart can be described as unpredictable.
As soon as I wanted to go back to the beans, I heard it.
Although Douzi has nothing to do with him, just by virtue of his appearance, the masked man's heart is biased
"Jiuling, I don't like to explain, and you shouldn't be here, go back quickly."
His voice was very cold, so cold that Jiu Ling and the people in the courtyard felt a chill hit their bodies.
"I don't." finally came to the world and found Yelan, so Jiu Ling didn't want to go back, especially when Yelan was still living in this human woman
"Brother Lan, I was ordered to come to help you, so you can't drive me away, otherwise I'll sue when I go back."
"That's up to you." The masked man didn't say this coldly, and then looked at Yun Ya and Douzi
"Yun Niangzi, since you are back, you can go and cook, I am hungry, and besides, I not only want to eat meat, but also cold bean skin."
"Hui Ye, there is no bean skin at home, so you can do it tomorrow, can you?" Yunya doesn't want to touch the tiger's whiskers, but it takes time to make tofu skin.
"If you don't have it, do it." Don't even know such a simple thing? The masked man glanced at Yun Ya like an idiot.
Yun Ya wanted to yell at someone, but she didn't dare, so she had to suppress her anger and laugh dryly
"If you are willing to wait a few hours, I am very willing to make tofu for you."
As soon as he heard that it would take a few hours, the masked man said, "Then let's make more meat." ”
Yun Ya tried hard to squeeze out a touch of dog legs and smiled: "Okay, master." ”
With that, she held out her hand to the beans, "Come, son, let's go cook." ”
"Oh." Douzi responded a little sullenly, and then followed Yunya, complaining as she walked, "Stupid woman, I always thought that an ugly woman like you would not have brains, but I didn't expect that this beautiful woman named Jiuling didn't have brains." ”
"Alas, if I want to marry a lady in the future, I have to exclude beautiful women and ugly women like you first, and then compromise and find a woman who can see and have brains to be a lady."
Douzi croaked and said that he would marry a lady in the future.
Ahead of her: .......
This son can't communicate.
Masked Man: This bean really makes me speechless.
Yan Song's subordinates: .......
Jiuling: Am I being disgusted by my future concubine?
After a while, in order to gain a good impression, Jiu Ling looked at the masked man and said, "Brother Lan, I'll go and help Yun Niangzi, mother and son cook." ”
She remembered that Yelan was called Yun Niangzi just now.
Jiu Ling didn't wait for the masked man to agree, so he went to the kitchen where Yun Ya's mother and son walked.
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kitchen
"Stupid woman, let me ask you, what does my dead ghost father who has never met look like?" Douzi helped Yun Ya light the fire, raised his little head, and asked Chaoyun curiously.
Jiu Ling, who had just walked to the door of the kitchen, suddenly stopped.
Could it be that this Yunya mother and son don't know that Yelan outside is Douzi's father?
Or is Yelan really not lying to herself?
That being the case, then I'll eavesdrop on it, and by the way, see if there is any demonic energy on the beans.
"How do I know what that dead ghost looks like?" Yun Ya replied angrily.
Thinking of the monster man six years ago, Yun Ya even trembled a little with the hand holding the kitchen knife.
The meat was bought by the masked man.
"Don't know?" Douzi's eyes widened suddenly, "Stupid woman, I can't really be the son of that bad showman, right?" ”
If it were him, he would want to hit tofu.
"It's not." Yun Ya was very sure, "Although I don't know what your dead ghost father looks like, I can tell you for sure that Du Hua has nothing to do with you. ”
"That's good." Although everyone in the village said everything, as long as the stupid woman said no, Douzi was willing to believe it.
He didn't want to actually hit tofu.
Jiu Ling, who was eavesdropping outside the kitchen, used the magic mirror given by his father to shine a light on the bean, and only then did he know that the bean was a human body.
She remembered that when her father gave the magic mirror, he said, "Daughter, this mirror can illuminate all the blind spells of the Six Realms, so as long as you take this mirror with you, no matter what magic Your Highness uses to hide the true body of the little demon grandson, you will have nowhere to hide." ”
Then thinking of what she had done to Miao Feng last night, she was instantly relieved.
So after making sure that Douzi was not the little demon grandson she was looking for, she walked into the kitchen with a smile and looked at the busy Yunyadao
"Yun Niangzi, do you need my help?"
"Then please ask the ninth girl to help me go to the vegetable garden in the backyard and pick some beans and come back!" Yun Ya was not polite, and went directly to get a vegetable basket for Jiu Ling.
Jiu Ling was stunned for a moment, and then according to what Yun Ya said, he went to pick beans.
Jiu Ling was born in the Demon Realm, and he is the Lord of the Demon Realm, so where did he do any work?
Moreover, she is a demon, so she doesn't have to eat whole grains at all.
So she didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, picked a little of everything in the vegetable garden, and didn't go back to the kitchen with a smile until the basket was full.
Looking at the melons and fruits picked by Jiuling, Yun Ya's face was full of black lines, "Nine girls, didn't I say picking beans?" ”
It's not that she Yunya is finding fault, but the vegetables picked by these nine spirits, which makes her have to say.
Jiu Ling smiled awkwardly, "What, I don't know what beans." ”
Yunya "......"
These nine spirits are demons, yes, how can they not even know the beans?
Seeing the confusion in Yun Ya's eyes, Jiu Ling hurriedly explained, "What, Yun Niangzi, I personally love meat, so all vegetarian foods are out of sight." ”
Well, he deserves to be the county lord of the demon world, and he even thinks of such a perfect excuse.
Yunya "......" again
It seems that they are all meat eaters.
"Then you will wash these and sort them out."
People don't know vegetables, and Yun Ya can't help it, so she has to let her do it.
If Yun Ya knew that Jiu Ling had never worked at all, she would definitely ask Cang Tian speechlessly.
In order to gain a good impression, Jiuling naturally reluctantly went to wash vegetables.
Douzi looked at Jiu Ling suspiciously.
Half an hour later, dinner was ready.
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Main house wing
Looking at Jiu Ling, who had not been clamped up after a piece of meat had been clamped countless times, the people at the dinner table were all speechless.
Is this an adult or a child?
"Oh, I don't believe my aunt and grandmother, I don't believe in picking you up." Jiu Ling changed the chopsticks he was holding tightly with his hands, facing the fried meat in front of him, and used chopsticks to fish, but he couldn't catch it.
"Jiuling, if you don't know how to use chopsticks, don't eat it." If you do this, the master's meat will be ruined, and as a meat eater mask man, he will never allow others to spoil his meat.
"Brother Lan, Jiu Ling doesn't want to, but the chopsticks you are talking about, it doesn't listen to me at all." Jiu Ling was extremely aggrieved.
Yelan likes to eat human things, what's wrong with her learning to cater to his hobbies?
But this annoying chopstick, it actually bullied her.
Chopsticks: I'm wronged!
Obviously, you don't know how to use chopsticks, but you still rely on me to bully you.
Looking at Jiu Ling, who was so angry that her face turned red, Yun Ya, as a woman, really couldn't stand it, so she taught her hand in hand
"Nine, nine, nine girls, these chopsticks, you should take them like this, like this."
Yun Ya was also very helpless.
The nine spirits who were taught gave Yun Ya a grateful look
"Yun Niangzi, thank you."
Douzi rolled his eyes and disdainfully, "Silly woman, you said you, stupid or not?" Even a three-year-old child can hold chopsticks, you don't even know. ”
"You." Nine spiritual knots.
She's a demon who doesn't eat whole grains and can't hold chopsticks, what's wrong?
It's just that Douzi still said disdainfully, "It's good that you rejected me, otherwise when I grow up, I really marry such a person who can't even hold chopsticks, and I will be laughed to death." ”
It is said that children hold grudges, let alone children like Douzi?
He still remembered being rejected by the Nine Spirits.
If Douzi didn't say this, Jiu Ling might not be so angry, but when Douzi said this, she stood up angrily and slapped the chopsticks she had just learned to hold on the dining table
"I mean, what do you know about a little brat? Marry me, why don't you go to heaven? ”
Really, if the demons of the demon world knew that he was asked to marry by a five-year-old child, he would definitely be laughed to death by the demons.
It's true that Douzi is afraid of demons, but he is not a turtle with a shrunken head, so Jiu Ling murdered him, and he also stood up and slammed back towards Jiu Ling
"Who do you mean kid?"
Looking at Douzi's appearance of Jiu Ling, Yun Ya was afraid of causing trouble to a big devil like Jiu Ling, so she hurriedly played a round game
"Jiuling girl, this bean is just a child, you worry about him, isn't that angry body?"
Even if she played a round game, Yun Ya was also eccentric to persuade Jiu Ling.
And the masked man who didn't like Jiu Ling to follow, interjected at night
"Jiuling, it's strange that you are such a big person, you can't hold chopsticks and won't be ridiculed."
"So, if you want to stay here, you can sit down and eat your food obediently, if you don't want to, just take you away, you don't want to listen to the noise."
Jiuling was aggrieved, but for the sake of Yelan, she was willing to sit back on the stool and eat.
It was a small win for a handful of beans, and he glanced at Jiu Ling proudly, then sat back and ate.
After that, Jiuling was suppressed by the masked man, and everyone finally finished dinner.
After dinner, it was naturally time for Yun Ya and Douzi to go to the Yun family to discuss things.
So Yun Ya said to the masked man, "Master, I still have something to do when I go to the Yun family, so I'll come back later with Douzi." ”
"Hmm." With yesterday's tracking, the masked man promised her today.
……
Yun family, main house
Patriarch Yun and Yun Tian sat on the main seat, and the elders of the Yun clan sat down in first place in order.
"Brother Tian, you just said that your family and Yun Ya bought the largest wasteland in Guandao?"
"Yes, Patriarch." Yun Tian said with a smile, "We also set up a stall there today, and there are quite a lot of people coming and going in this official road, so Yun Ya suggested that our Yun clan go there to set up a stall to sell food." ”
Hearing Yun Tian's words, Patriarch Yun was happy, "Brother Tian, this land belongs to your family and Yun Ya, you let everyone go there to set up a stall, isn't that taking advantage of your family?" ”
Yun Tian thought for a while, "Patriarch, if everyone thinks that they have taken advantage of our family, then how about everyone give our family a few copper plates every day according to the size of a stall?" ”
The stall was supposed to be rented, but what I had to say was to make people not find mistakes, so that they would remember their good home.
"That's a good feeling." Patriarch Yun is not the kind of person who will only take advantage, so he thinks that using the rent will give the Yun clan benefits and lose face, so he agreed.
Ying Wan also looked at the elders of the Yun clan and asked
"What do you think?"
The clan elders are not reasonable people, so they naturally nodded in agreement
"We think it's very good, too."
Seeing that the clan elders also agreed, Patriarch Yun began to say, "In this case, then we will ask the clan tomorrow to see who is willing to set up a stall." ”