Facts have proved that as long as you can use your brain, the living will not be suffocated by urine.

Uncle Sam's family's large-scale naval military exercise attracted the attention of the people on this planet far more than the last military parade in the island country.

A few days before the official start of the exercise, the Internet was full of relevant news.

For example, in this military exercise, Uncle Sam actually dispatched all the large warships of the Seventh Fleet.

At the same time, in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong in the military exercise, the major ships participating in the military exercise are urgently carrying out relevant maintenance work.

After all, although the probability is very small, but in case it is really in the course of the military exercise, which battleship suddenly breaks down.

So it is estimated that the melon-eating masses on the entire planet can shout about this matter for many years, which is another black history of Uncle Sam.

As the only superpower on the planet, Uncle Sam is still more concerned about this.

So according to the news on the Internet, the Seventh Fleet of Uncle Sam's family, which participated in this military exercise, temporarily served as the flagship of the USS Washington nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.

In the past few days, it has been docked somewhere in the Yokosu Military Port, and temporary maintenance is being carried out.

It was precisely this news that finally made Zhang Wei surge up a bold tactic; as long as this tactic is implemented smoothly, it can have a good effect of slapping the face.

And the cost is not too much, it is completely within his affordability.

The only small problem is that you need to infiltrate the Yokosu Military Port first, and then choose two Lingfan guys from the indigenous villagers to act as your assistants.

After finally thinking of a feasible plan, Zhang Wei became relaxed.

At this moment, Mrs. Shiraishi's cheerful voice came from the kitchen: "Dixian San, you can wash your hands first, we will be able to move soon......"

Mrs. Shiraishi's chef and Yui-chan's young lady help the cook, and the two work together to buy food for Jisen-san, which is quite famous in the island country: oden.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is a cauldron with a lot of iron lattice.

A more figurative metaphor is similar to the Jiugongge hot pot in Sichuan Province, where the inside of the cauldron is made with kelp and bonito flowers.

Then put eggs, beef, radish, potatoes, kelp, and fish balls into different compartments, and slowly stew them over low heat, and then eat them directly with sticky seasonings.

Zhang Wei, who tried this thing for the first time, completely ate it as an exotic hot pot or a spicy hot pot.

I have to say that this is the first time in more than half a month that Zhang Wei has eaten a serious meal;

Even the careful Mrs. Baishi, considering the difference in Zhang Wei's tastes, ceremoniously took out a hot woman that Zhang Wei couldn't refuse: Lao Gan Ma.

By the way, it is still Zhang Wei's favorite, the most classic bean drum oil chili pepper flavor.

God knows, why can such a thing be found in the refrigerator of an island countryman, but it is a huge surprise for the Hunan Province who has not tasted a little spicy taste for a long time.

In this way, the three of them sat around the big iron pot on the dining table, and they started happily.

Considering that he would have to leave here after eating, Zhang Wei, who had a mediocre amount of alcohol, did not choose to drink, but opened a large bottle of juice and added a little honey from Mangshan Village.

It was about one or two honey added, but immediately the taste of the juice immediately rose by more than several levels.

This can be clearly seen from the big swallowing of the little sister and sister-in-law......

The delicious food and the good dining atmosphere made this midnight snack quite satisfying to all three of us.

Soon, the big pot full of food, which had more than ninety percent of the amount, all entered Zhang Dixian's bottomless stomach.

Then the young lady and sister-in-law, who were still looking radiant a second ago, looked dark on their beautiful faces.

Because they knew that after the end of this meal, it meant that the uncertain Earth Immortal Sang was going to leave again, and they really didn't know when their next encounter would be.

The young lady Yui-chan subconsciously glanced at the master bedroom with many people locked up, and carefully proposed.

"Di Xian San, if you don't stay here for two days before leaving, I think if you keep them closed for a few more days, they probably won't mind so much. ”

Obviously, in order to be able to spend two days with the Earth Immortal Sando, she did not hesitate to sacrifice the poor people in the master bedroom, including her agent.

It's a pity that Zhang Dixian shook his head and replied:

"I'm sorry! For the sake of love and justice, I have to do what I said, go to Uncle Sam's military exercise, and I need to prepare in advance to be sure enough. ”

After hearing this, although Miss Yui-chan didn't say anything, she looked more and more lost.

In this regard, Zhang Dixian muttered and tried to comfort him, but in essence, as a straight man of steel, he really didn't know what to say.

In silence, an astonishing proposal came out of Mrs. Shiraishi's mouth:

"Or, when you leave, you might consider taking us with you! Maybe we can help you with Di Xiansang." ”

After finishing speaking, the little sister-in-law tried her best to stand up with a chest that has a great name in Asia to show that they are really useful.

"How can you help me? It's a fight, not an outing. Zhang Wei complained weakly.

It's just that after complaining, this thing subconsciously thought about it carefully, and he really found that the two of them could really help him.

First of all, at least someone can help you cook.

Secondly and most importantly, it is easier for them to be two people with modern education than to teach the natives to cooperate with themselves.

And with them joining, wouldn't it satisfy a plot of his youth.

As for the safety of the two of them, Zhang Wei thought that he could still guarantee it.

So, he gave the answer that the two of them were most looking forward to: "Okay then! Let me take you on a thrilling journey." ”

After speaking, he pointed to the costumes that the two of them were wearing when they were interviewed.

"But before you come with me, I think you'll need to change into a set of clothes and bring some necessary necessities, because the next week or two will be a bit harder." ”

With the skirts flying, the two girls happily began to pack up their things.

More than ten minutes later, two people carrying a large suitcase appeared in front of Zhang Wei.

To his surprise, shouldn't they have changed into jeans and T-shirts for the next move?

What are stockings, short skirts, and high heels called?

Faced with Zhang Wei's doubts, Mrs. Shiraishi gave an impeccable reason: "Jisen-san, don't you know that the weather here in Tokyo is always very hot?"