"Hey, I know, I know, let's go, go back to class." Zhang Chu knows that she is now in the third year of junior high school, she has to focus on studying, she has to review hard, she has to make progress every day, and she has to plan for her future, etc., but she can't do it, she is not motivated to study.

Xia Fanqing saw Zhang Chu's obvious perfunctory, and didn't say anything when he wanted to divert the topic, and followed Zhang Chu back to the classroom one after another.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, the morning passes. When Xia Fanqing returned home after packing up his things, it was almost twelve o'clock.

Xia Fanqing put the schoolbag down on the stool, went to the kitchen cabinet and took a pack of instant noodles, skillfully boiled water, waited for the water to boil, put on the seasoning bag and dry noodles, stirred with chopsticks and seasoned evenly, covered the pot, there was still a period of time before cooking, Xia Fanqing went to the bedroom to find out the mobile phone, and boarded QQ.

Xia Fanqing: In? I'm bored......

As soon as Zhang Chu picked up his mobile phone and logged in to the king, he saw the message sent by Xia Fanqing, thinking that since Xia Fanqing was bored, he could play a double row with her, so he was excited and immediately replied in seconds.

Zhang Chu: Yes, yes! Double row does not come ~

Xia Fanqing: The game knows the game! Don't play!

Zhang Chu: Uh...... Goodbye then.........

Xia Fanqing: Don't! Hey, I'll tell you a story~

Xia Fanqing: Slanted Eyes and Smile/

Zhang Chu thought about it and felt that it was better to let go of the king first, after all, who knows if he was lucky today, and whether he would fall off. Sending messages to Xia Fanqing can light up the letters, at least it is much more cost-effective than the uncertain factor of the king, so he quickly replied.

Zhang Chu: Yes

Xia Fanqing grinned when she saw it, thinking of the bad taste brain teaser that Cui Zhenzhen told her yesterday, with the idea of enjoying happiness together and blocking difficulties together, she was ready to talk to Zhang Chu again, to be a pair of difficult brothers and sisters who are always tricked by others.

Xia Fanqing: A brick suddenly fell from the plane, there were 100 before, but now?

When Zhang Chu read this message, he intuitively felt that it couldn't be very simple, so he deleted the 99 he had just called. I thought about the meaning of 99 again, and suddenly woke up.

Zhang Chu: Are you playing truth or dare with others?

Xia Fanqing looked at the reply, and immediately felt that Zhang Chu had played games recently, and his brain hole was also made by games such as escape rooms.

Xia Fanqing: ...... You speak first

Zhang Chu: Impossible, not practical!

Bricks falling from planes are simply unscientific and contrary to common sense. In line with the idea of not wanting to be tricked, he replied directly and decisively and neatly.

Xia Fanqing: Suppose

Although it is a hypothesis, it does not change the nature of the proposition, except for the unscientific accident of falling bricks on the plane, then this question is left with calculations. 100-1=99, but is it really that simple? And the meaning of this 99, forever...... Sure it's not a routine......

Zhang Chu felt that in order to save the friendship between the two plastic sisters, he couldn't pierce the window paper, so he hesitated again and again and slowly retyped.

Zhang Chu: 99?

Seeing this piercing question mark, Xia Fanqing began to doubt Zhang Chu's math scores, and there was a question mark on such a simple question, is this still the partial king of mathematics and physics......

Xia Fanqing: Hey, remove the question mark, don't let me suspect you of cheating on math exams!

Zhang Chu was a little unhappy when he saw this, and thought: "Master's math results are beyond the reach of you people, good at math, natural!" No matter how envious, jealous and hateful, there is no such Huigen! ”

"As a good socialist boy, he will never cheat! Besides, the invigilator goes back and forth, and from time to time I hear you going back and forth...... This has a thief's heart and no thief's guts...... Phew! ”

Zhang Chu, who was brainwashed by narcissism madness, selectively ignored what Xia Fanqing said later, and thought that Xia Fanqing was jealous. Faced with Xia Fanqing's answer, he naturally felt a little sad in his heart.

Zhang Chu: I thought you were tricking me......

??? Puzzled face. GIF

What is the good routine of this, and it is not 1+1 equals a few like this, Xia Fanqing has recently begun to feel that Zhang Chu has been a little abnormal recently, is it the king's anniversary skin that is going to come out, which overwhelmed her with excitement and confusion...... Or if you lose too badly when you play truth or dare with someone, everything will be automatically filtered, and you will be "slightly" sensitive if you have the slightest abnormality......

Xia Fanqing: Hey, I continued

Xia Fanqing: How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Elephants, refrigerators.

Zhang Chu has never seen a big refrigerator that can hold elephants, and the refrigerator room or something is an ice room. How do big elephants fit into a small refrigerator......

Zhang Chu scratched her head, and while thinking about it, she suddenly had an idea, and connected the knowledge she had learned and the film and television dramas and novels she was particularly interested in recently, and got the answer that she thought was perfect and beautiful.

Zhang Chu: This is a science, called anatomy!

Zhang Chu: It should be a four-step horn! Kill it first, then pluck the skin, eat the meat and finally soften its bones with vinegar, and it should be fine~

What kind of teammate did I meet...... Elephants can actually be thought of as small plastic toys, models and other things to put in the refrigerator. Thinking of these, I'm afraid that this thing has been stunned by the recent psychological crimes, the ten deadly sins, and the murder cases...... It's so horrible

Xia Fanqing: How do you feel...... So cruel......

Zhang Chunao made up for it, it was a little cruel and disgusting, but he still had to stand his own position, and he would die a serious and serious effort to save face and suffer crimes.

Zhang Chu: Tsk, theoretically, such a big elephant can't fit in, what can you do if you don't kill it?

Wait, isn't this topic off topic? It's getting farther and farther away from the topic, and it's illegal to kill wild animals at will! Also eat...... It's so miserable

Xia Fanqing: I need to tell you very seriously

Hey, what are you going to say, seeing Xia Fanqing say this, I felt that the topic was suddenly heavy. Zhang Chu subconsciously held his breath and stared at the screen.

Xia Fanqing: Kill what you kill, eat what you eat! Sister, it is illegal to sell ivory, and you must bear the corresponding legal responsibility! And what are the ten deadly sins, don't look at it, it's okay, it's ...... And what game to eat!?

Zhang Chu subconsciously hissed, just wanted to explain that he was quick to talk but not to be quick, but he still knew that he had just finished typing and had not yet sent, and he ushered in a new wave of bombardment from Xia Fanqing.

Xia Fanqing: It's illegal to sell ivory, and you still kill and eat it, but you taste it carefully, and you taste it carefully! How did you learn politics?! Forgot about living in peace with nature or something?! What have you forgotten about protecting wildlife?!

Zhang Chu swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously, and the topic continued to rise to the next level, so he didn't hesitate, and immediately added a few more words to the news that had just been coded, and he didn't dare to breathe.

Zhang Chu: Hey, hey, listen to me! I know what you said, I'm not fast in my hands, but fast in my mouth~ harm! Politics class teaches all day long, and the thing you said has long been deeply rooted in the bone marrow and can't be forgotten! I'm not stupid, stop!

Zhang Chu knew that Xia Fanqing was doing this for her own good, for her sake, although her tone was too excited, but for the sake of sisterhood, she reluctantly forgave her this time~

Xia Fanqing: Didn't you say it earlier, hey, then the next lion has a birthday, and invites an animal for a birthday, who didn't go?

The King of the Jungle has a birthday, who wouldn't come? The Arctic and Antarctic animals, of course! And they don't know lions well, so they don't have much to do with each other. Definitely them!

Zhang Chu: Polar bears, penguins!

Xia Fanqing: Uh(⊙o⊙)... Wrong......

Zhang Chu: Why......

Hey, King of the Jungle, I think this accurate range can be narrowed down to the Great Forest, and if it's in the forest, it should be a fox! The fox is fake and the tiger is mighty, and the tiger must hate the fox, so the fox is afraid of the tiger, so he didn't go! Wait, this logic doesn't seem to make sense......

Zhang Chu: Ran goose, I don't know

Xia Fanqing: Harm! I'll tell you the correct answer

Zhang Chu: Okay

Xia Fanqing: The answer is elephants

Zhang Chu:, I forgot that the elephant was put in the refrigerator!

Zhang Chu: Hiss......

Xia Fanqing could feel Zhang Chu's surprise and chagrin across the screen, as well as the bitter gourd face full of incredible four big characters, Xia Fanqing fantasized about Zhang Chu's actions here, and couldn't help but suddenly giggle.

Xia Fanqing: Continued

Xia Fanqing: There is an old woman crossing the river, and there are a lot of crocodiles in that river, why is she safe?

The crocodile's name is the old woman, this promise is suspicious~hhhh, why is it safe, it's just that these crocodiles have eaten, or ......

Zhang Chu: Hey, I smell a hint of conspiracy

Xia Fanqing: Huh?

Zhang Chu: Because the crocodile was invited to the birthday party!

Xia Fanqing: Applause/Applause/

Xia Fanqing: Congratulations! The truth!

Zhang Chu: hhhhh

Zhang Chu: Arrogant. GIF

Feeling that Zhang Chu's answers were getting better, Xia Fanqing rubbed his hands in anticipation of what wonderful answers Zhang Chu would bring, and replied quickly with a thunderbolt.

Xia Fanqing: The next one is coming

Xia Fanqing: Why did the old woman cross the river and get injured again?

Crossing the river, just said that there are crocodiles, then this river should be no bridge, no bridge has to cross by itself. If you are frustrated in the river, either the river is too fast, or the river is low and slippery! Choose one of the two!

Zhang Chu: The old woman stepped on the moss of the aquatic weed, and accidentally slipped on it~

Xia Fanqing: Congratulations!

Seeing this affirmative reply, Zhang Chu began to be unstoppable, holding the mirror next to him, looking at his youthful and lively self in the mirror, his hand slowly touched his face, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Why am I so good-looking!" ”

Zhang Chu: hhhhh

Xia Fanqing: Wrong!

That's right, hahahaha, wait? Wrong?! Zhang Chu repeatedly quit and refreshed and watched, a little doubtful of life.

Zhang Chu: ...... Are you kidding me......

Zhang Chu: You go away. GIF

In fact, it's good to give Li Xiao a counterattack in this world, after all, there are too many things to be happy about~ Teasing Zhang Chu, Oreo, instant noodles and potato chips and other snacks have new flavors, hey, hey, haha, hey~

Xia Fanqing: The answer is that the bricks falling from the plane hit the old woman

This is probably the legendary falling object! Today's statement that the plane fell bricks and smashed people, who is responsible? Is it an airplane or a pilot?

Zhang Chu: ......

Zhang Chu: It's not a problem of injury...... It's a matter of fate......

Zhang Chu: At such a high place, the power is converted into gravitational potential energy + its own gravity, hiss...... How heavy is that......

Zhang Chu, who was possessed by a scholar, turned out to be so straightforward...... Wait, is there something in the air, like ...... The smell of burning, specifically the mushy smell of the water being steamed dry......

Xia Fanqing hurriedly dropped his mobile phone, ran to the kitchen, and saw the smoky Sheng Zhuang in the kitchen. Xia Fanqing jumped up in a hurry, hurriedly turned off the natural gas quickly, and looked at the bottom of the black pot for a while.

Xia Fanqing: I ...... Tell you one more big thing!!

Xia Fanqing: Me! Face! Paste! Finish!