Chapter 242: Friends in Distress
Xu Shuang said to Xiao Tian that the two are sisters in distress, and when there are no outsiders, don't call them Your Majesty, just call them sister, and it's the same as before.
Xiao Tian was taken aback, and quickly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, I can't help it, if this is going to break the law, and if you put the clause, what if you want to kill me?" ”
"I said, you little girl, you have watched too many movies, haven't you? How can I kill you? Eat by my side, you alone can talk to me. We've changed for so many years, don't you still know my character, I won't kill anyone who kills you. Obediently call my sister fast! Now I want to hear others call me sister. ”
Seeing that Xu Shuang said this nicely, Xiao Tian hesitated for a long time, and finally smiled: "Sister, sister." You're happy this time. ”
"Yes, yes, that's pretty much it. Alas, someone calls her sister, she is really happy! Even this ancient queen, even my sister, no one dared to scream. Staying alone in the deep palace, lonely and miserable, life is not easy at all.
It looks like Yunhua is rich, but in fact, it is very miserable. ”
"How miserable, no one like me has ever been miserable. You live in a big house, I live in a small room, and no one dares to pay attention to me, and I don't talk much to them, you say I'm so lonely. ”
Xiao Tian suddenly felt that life was not good, and she dreamed of going back again, even if she went to be a sweeper now, it was better to run errands than to stay in ancient times.
Xiao Tian can be regarded as friends with Xu Shuang in distress, and this time the two of them were diagnosed without encountering a good errand.
"Sister, why do you think we are so unlucky? Okay, come and be a queen, I've only been a maid, and I don't have any status at all.
I still get used to going back to be a little assistant quietly, I think I can do everything as an assistant, but I don't know anything when dealing with people. ”
"This is actually not difficult, we will get through this current difficulty and find a system to intercede, I believe it should be possible."
The two of them were talking, and Xiao Fang came back to report: "Report to Your Majesty, Lilliputians have 200,000 troops, and we don't have so many troops, what should we do?" ”
"They are Lilliputians, we are Adults. Can't I hit a few by myself? So 50,000 people will do. The general who charges ahead must be brave and strong, as long as the general is there, the soldiers are there, if the general is gone, no matter how many soldiers there are, it will be in vain. ”
"Okay, I understand, Weichen retreated, and he didn't go to prepare to charge and kill the enemy."
Xiao Fang was about to retire, looking majestic. Xu Shuang stopped her and said, "Chen Xiang, wait a minute." I decided to go and meet the Dwarven people for a while to see how strong they really were. ”
"Your Majesty can't, there's nothing you can't do, I've made up my mind, lead the way ahead."
Xu Shuang took his little follower Xiao Tian, and some officials on the left and right accompanied him to ride the majestic horse, and went all the way to the border.
On the opposite side, the dwarf Guojian's side drove the expedition, in addition to feeling a little surprised, but feeling very lucky.
They thought that as long as the king was killed, the daughter kingdom would be caught off guard!
The daughter country is full of beautiful women, all like flowers and jade, beautiful, the guys in the dwarf country, they have to drool when they think about it, so their general said to the soldiers under him.
"You see, there are all beautiful women on the other side, as long as we defeat them, capture the queen alive, and dedicate the queen to our emperor, those female soldiers under his command and the people will be yours."
"The king is really wise, and the general is really a god." The soldiers under his command had already seen that the vast number of soldiers here were all female soldiers, all of them young and beautiful, as beautiful as flowers.
So they all rubbed their fists and drooled, and they wanted to rush over and get the female soldiers here and become their daughters-in-law.
I think it was so beautiful when I think about it!
They didn't expect that the girlfriend here would be so strong and even stronger than them.
They think that although they are shorter, they will be better than women in terms of strength.
As long as you defeat them, your own good days will come.
"Your Majesty, hahahaha, let's meet again. I haven't seen you for many days, and Your Majesty is getting sexier and sexier the longer you go. ”
Doha, the general of the dwarf country, swiped the long knife in his hand and smiled heartily.
Xu Shuangcai didn't want to deal with this thing, she only snorted lightly, pursed her eyes, pouted, and didn't say a word.
Seeing that the queen dared to despise him, he shouted angrily, picked up the big knife in his hand and rushed over, shouting arrogantly while charging:
"You don't want to deal with Lao Tzu, do you? Let me take care of you. Brothers, kill. ”
With a killing word, tens of thousands of zombies on the other side were killed at once.
Naturally, the daughter country is not vegetarian here, except for some of them to protect Xu Shuang, let him retreat, and the rest set up bows and arrows, and swished a brand of arrows shot over.
Although the other party has a shield in front of him, the crossbowmen on this side are too fierce, not only powerful, but also numerous, simply overwhelming.
The swishing swishing soon suffered a large number of casualties, and the rest hurried back, and if they were slow, they would definitely be injured by arrows.
I didn't want to leave my life here, so I retreated far away, and I remember that the old man yelled at him, but there was nothing he could do.
Seeing them retreating here, Queen Xu held the sword in both hands, and gave an order, sisters, kill.
The queen ordered the female soldiers to take up arms and chase bravely under the call of the drums, only to hear the click of horses' horses, the whirring of sword dances, and the whining of bows and arrows.
The whole thing is like a hungry wolf going out to sea, and the tiger is going down the mountain. The soldiers fought bravely to kill the enemy and desperately chased after them. Soon chased the dwarven kingdom far away, causing them to flee in confusion, killing and wounding countless people.
Faced with a plan for survival, facing a strong enemy, all of them are brave and fearless, although they are women, they are also sassy and heroic, extremely brave, and the whole family is invincible.
chased for a while, so that the other party was defeated, Xu Shuangfen paid Mingjin to collect his troops and gathered the team over. The vast amount of money returned.
When he returned to the station, Xu Shuang convened all the ministers to hold a celebration party and reward meritorious deeds.
But the prime minister stood up and said: "Your Majesty, now is not the time, we should strengthen our guard against local counterattacks by the police." ”
"That's right, that's what I thought. However, I saw that the poem won the battle, which does not mean that it is difficult to explain. Since you have an idea for imaging, then cook half of the imaging according to it.
Let all the soldiers hurry up and rest. Prepare enough food and grass, stand guard with manpower, and ambush a troop outside the account to avoid enemy sneak attacks. ”
"Your Majesty is still wise and martial, and all the soldiers obey the order, perform their duties, and there must be no mistakes."
At that moment, everyone withdrew one after another and returned to their posts.
Here, Xu Shuang lay on his kang, sighed long, and moved his muscles and bones.
Xiao Tian, the little follower, ran over and said, "Sister, you said that we won a big battle, can you tell the system that we can go back?" ”
"Can you ask him if he's okay?"
Don't say that Oda Xu Shuang also wants to.