I don't know if His Royal Highness Yao has any involvement in the traditional culture of Yanxia, I don't know if she is familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War and the Thirty-six Strategies, and I don't know if this is the "soldiers are not tired of deceit" in the Art of War or the "fake idiocy is not crazy" in the Thirty-six Strategies, anyway, the effect is there, the pair of sisters saw His Royal Highness Yao dancing, hesitated for a long time and did not dare to step forward, after the two sides confronted each other for a few seconds, the sisters glanced at each other, nodded together, and did not want the sports car, nor did I want this "prisoner of war", and ran wildly along the sidewalk, Soon disappeared around the corner.

"Guess so, this belly bursts, you have to eat it while it's hot, stained with Quanjude's mahjong, hey, it's authentic to eat like this!" Her Royal Highness Yao hasn't recovered yet, I don't know where she got these words, they sound very familiar, it seems to be some recent jokes on the Internet.

At this moment, I recovered a little, struggled to turn over, changed from a lying position, to sitting against the railing, and my hands and feet began to have intuition, the pain was not very obvious, I didn't feel that there was a fracture, are you so lucky? was knocked out more than three meters high, more than ten meters away, folded and turned 720 degrees in the air, no fractures, no concussions, just scratched a little skin?

His Royal Highness Yao was still chattering here, I took out my mobile phone tremblingly, the screen was dry and cracked, but it could still be used, and called Fang Yuan: "There was a car accident, you come over." ”

The accident site is not far from her home, and she should be able to come over soon.

After making the call, I took out a cigarette and lit it, closed my eyes and slowed down, and when I opened my eyes again, I found that there were a few more people eating melons around, but they were basically looking at His Royal Highness Yao, not at me, the injured person, they were pointing, just watching, and did not report the well, I don't know what they want.

After smoking a cigarette, I felt that my hands and feet could move, and I held on to the railing, slowly stood up, walked to Her Highness Yao, and patted the soles of her feet—she was doing a handstand.

"Hey, can you do it, do you want to go to the hospital?" I asked.

Being slapped by me like this, His Royal Highness Yao was like an electrocuted pig, his whole body suddenly stiffened, and he fell straight to the ground, seeing that she was no longer dancing, the crowd dared to gather around and ask what was going on, I said it's okay, I've called someone over, you guys have nothing to do and disperse - I'm afraid that His Royal Highness Yao will be transformed again, turning into a powerful ghost, and scaring them.

Fortunately, no, Fang Yuan arrived at the scene quickly, and in two minutes, the ambulance and traffic patrol also came, I told Fang Yuan about the incident, she stayed at the scene and conducted an investigation (their key criminals must be traced), His Royal Highness Yao and I were loaded into an ambulance and sent to the hospital, and the sports car that caused the accident was towed away by the patrol.

On the way, I suddenly remembered that the case in the county, I hadn't gotten out of the car yet, so I got up, pulled out the monitoring instrument line on my body, and asked the driver to stop, the driver and the nurse with the car were confused, because I was covered in blood (multiple abrasions, it looked quite scary), as if I was going to die, but I insisted on stopping, and they had no choice but to stop.

I jumped out of the ambulance, this time I learned smartly, instead of looking for a battery car, I found a shared bicycle with a pedal, rode home, cleaned it briefly, and then put on a suit and leather shoes, went downstairs, and drove the hearse to the county seat - this is called professional ethics.

Of course, before leaving, I didn't forget to call Yuantai Cafe, it was Liao Xin who answered, and I asked her to inform Xiaoli to go to the second courtyard next door to wait for the driver and take care of His Royal Highness Yao, if His Royal Highness makes trouble in the hospital again, I can't care about it.

When I arrived at the county seat, before getting off the bus, I looked in the mirror and found that the few abrasions on my original face were miraculously healed!

It was the same last time, I was stabbed by the murderer across the seat, and it didn't take two hours to fully recover, and this time it got better faster, did I have this kind of physique before (I haven't been injured since I was a child, so I don't have much impression anymore), or did I get this ability after doing a bad job?

If it's the latter, then this powerful recovery ability is likely to have been given to me by Xie Xin'an!

got out of the car and asked the local patrol, saying that the deceased was a middle-aged man, the person in charge of the county's financial office, maybe the work pressure was too great, the deceased's wife had been blocking the body, not allowing it to be carried, and saying that she wanted so-and-so to give her an explanation, etc., which may involve the internal affairs of the coffin yard, and the patrol team did not dare to intervene too deeply, and several people in suits at the scene had been calling to communicate, and after about ten minutes, a black Audi car came, which seemed to be the same as Xie Xin'an's, and a figure was fat, The man with a Mediterranean hairstyle, he cleared the crowd of onlookers, squatted down with great effort, and whispered a few words to the deceased's wife, and the deceased's wife shouted for him to make a note, saying that it was empty words, and the Mediterranean had no choice but to call the secretary, write a note, and sign his name, and the deceased's family let go of the body.

I loaded the body and pulled it away, and asked if there were any special requirements for the patrol, and if I wanted to keep it for an autopsy? The patrol asked the Mediterranean man, who waved his hand and said casually: "It's burned, it's a hundred." ”

I don't have to talk about money with this kind of person, anyway, it won't be their own money, I will pull the body back to the funeral home, of course it is not good to burn people at night, and I have to put it in the ice coffin first, I just helped him insert a line, shoot in the No. 1 blast furnace tomorrow morning, and take the lead in ascending to heaven and turning into curling green smoke.

The Mediterranean secretary who accompanied the deceased to the funeral home looked at the list of burning orders I platooned, nodded, and said to himself: "He died well, and he saved many people, which can be regarded as immeasurable merit!" ”

I had reservations about this and sent the secretary away, it was already past 12 o'clock, I was about to go home, Xie Xin'an's Audi sedan drove into the parking lot, I greeted her, helped her open the door, and looked at the earlobes at first glance, well, there are pierced ears, this is a real white adult.

"I'm sorry, it was my negligence that caused His Highness Yao to go to the hospital." I apologize first, so as not to be scolded by Xie Xin'an.

Xie Xin'an got out of the car, took out Huazi from my pocket with a sad face, and lit one for himself: "Don't blame you, Benge just came from the hospital, His Royal Highness has been discharged from the hospital, and was sent back to the underworld by Xiaoli and them." ”

"That's it? Has she regained her senses? "I also lit one, and I felt that His Royal Highness Yao was not simply nervous, but more like an evil ...... People will fall into evil, probably because of ghosts, and ghosts will also fall into evil?

"I recovered, but my body was very weak, and I had to recuperate for a while, alas," Xie Xin'an flicked his cigarette ash and sighed, "The original plan has been disrupted." ”

"What's the plan?" I asked weakly, wondering if this was in the realm of what I should know.

Xie Xin'an looked at my eyes and said lightly, "Seize the position of crown prince." ”

I nodded, "Oh." ”

The crown prince, it should be the crown prince, and the underworld may also be a female successor, and His Royal Highness Yao wants to fight for it.

"Aren't you surprised?" Xie Xin'an asked with a smile.

"Surprised by Mao, that's your underworld, what does it have to do with me?" I laughed.

"If His Highness Yao defeats His Highness Qiong and gets the position of prince, do you know what it means to you?"

"What does that mean?"

"It means that you will become a prefectural official of Zhengyipin, and even, in place of His Royal Highness Yao, in charge of the Yin and Yang Division!" Xie Xin'an squinted his eyes and said.

"Positive, positive? How many products do I have now? It's five products, right? I suddenly became excited, "Zhengwupin can have an annual salary of nearly one million, how much salary does Zhengyipin get!" ”

Xie Xin'an frowned: "Your focus is so money?" ”

"Or else?" I smiled bitterly, isn't it just to earn a little money by working for the underworld!

Xie Xin'an had an expression of hatred on his face: "Forget it, Xia Worm can't talk about ice, it's useless to tell you." ”

"Wait a minute...... I've become a genuine product, but what about you? Is there a higher position? "I asked, Xie Xin'an is now my boss, and we are both under the management of His Royal Highness Yao, I have probably figured out this personnel relationship, but if I am promoted to Zhengyipin, how will Xie Xin'an be placed?

"What do I ...... It should become a positive third product. Xie Xin'an guessed.

"I'm two grades taller than you for Mao?" I asked, puzzled.

Xie Xin'an blinked: "You are the master of the horse, how can I compare with you?" His Royal Highness Yao won't marry me! ”

"Horses, horses? What does it mean? "I was confused......