Chapter Twenty-Six: Heroes and Retards
"Yan Guang, the vehicle is confirmed, how are you there?"
Hua Qian hid in the car again after killing the four little zombies, and of course felt the sound of the approaching footsteps. But Hua Qian didn't panic, she seemed to have her own plan.
"I've gotten rid of those stupid zombies, I was about to go over to look for you, did you hear the footsteps?"
Yan Guang secretly observed the current situation around the corner, and did not immediately go out to stop the footsteps of the big zombie moving towards Hua Qian.
"I heard it, and I saw it, don't come here yet, I'll get it away!"
Unexpectedly, Hua Qian, who was frightened by Yan Guang and ran away, was so calm at this time, Yan Guang was about to not know Hua Qian at this time.
"Am I scarier than this disgusting-looking zombie?"
For a while, Yan Guang felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
But in fact, this is indeed Yan Guang's fault for Hua Qian, after all, Hua Qian was ready at that time, who could have known that she would be accosted by a talking zombie.
It's not terrible to face fear, it's terrible to be afraid of sudden appearance, and anyone will not be calm.
"Lead it away? Don't, I'll be there right away, let me ......"
Yan Guang naturally didn't know what Hua Qian wanted to do, but could this thing be led away by ordinary people?
Angered people, casually dismantled the telephone poles on the side of the road, and smashed your car.
However, before Yan Guang could finish speaking, Hua Qian had already started the car.
The humming sound of the engine seemed to indicate Hua Qian's determination......
The car slammed out and rushed straight towards the big zombie.
"Oh, I'll go, this girl is too tiger!"
Yan Guang could only let out an exclamation when he saw Hua Qian's car driving in front of him, but immediately after, Yan Guang followed.
"Hua Qian, don't be too tough, that big guy is not easy to deal with!"
But Yan Guang's screams were completely muffled by the sound of the engine and the footsteps of the big zombies, and Hua Qian didn't hear Yan Guang's voice at all.
And because Hua Qian was too focused, she didn't look at the rearview mirror or anything at all, so naturally she didn't know that Yan Guang was running behind her car.
Bang! Bang!
Buzz –
The big guy and Hua Qian's car are getting closer and closer, and they are almost colliding together.
And Yan Guang also prepared the power of his own mind, planning to save Hua Qian at a critical moment.
I saw that Hua Qian's car had entered the arm range of the big man, and the big man was not polite, and he picked up his big slap and smashed it towards Hua Qian.
"Heh, I'm here, don't you think about ......"
Yan Guang just wanted to save Hua Qian, but at this moment, the broken car in front of him suddenly changed direction, and there was a big drift directly, and he could avoid the big slap that fell down.
However, Yan Guang, who was following behind the car, was so surprised that he was a little distracted.
When Yan Guang didn't react for a while, the big slap that would have been smashed on the car had already come to him.
"Ahh ——”
Then Yan Guang was slapped out and inlaid directly into the stone wall on the side of the street.
"Wow whoa!? (What was it just now!?) )”
And that big guy was also stunned, what about the buzzing, noisy, and fast-running thing just now?
So what did I hit again!?
The big guy touched his head, a little puzzled.
During the time when the big man was stunned, Hua Qian had already driven the car far away.
The big man was also simple in his thoughts, and if he couldn't figure it out, he didn't think about it anymore, and he heard the noisy dead man behind him getting farther and farther away, but he didn't intend to let go of the annoying guy.
So it turned around and chased after Hua Qian again.
"I'm Nima, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, today's beauty, I'm saved!"
Splinters!
Yan Guang got himself out of the stone wall, but he was a little angry.
Don't you just want a simple hero to save a beauty, why is it so difficult!?
Bang!
As he spoke, Yan Guang launched himself and chased after the big zombie at several times the speed.
"Silly big man, you stand there for me!"
Seeing that he was about to catch up with the big guy, Yan Guang shouted loudly.
"Wow? (What's calling me?) The big guy actually stopped, and turned his head to look at Yan Guang, who had caught up.
"What are you looking at?" However, when the big man looked at Yan Guang like a bug, Yan Guang felt offended.
"Wow? (What are you doing?) However, the big man was also stunned, and he hadn't even noticed the domineering aura on Yan Guang's body, and he dared to talk back to Yan Guang.
"Will you try another one?" So Yan Guang began to match the big guy with a classic code for the world he once had.
"Whoa, whoa! (Try it!) And the big guy didn't disappoint Yan Guang, it turned out to be really right.
"Huh! It's still a fellow from another world, so I'll let you go today. Now you help me play a hero to save the beauty, and you will be my little brother in the future! ”
On the code, Yan Guang suddenly felt that the big zombie in front of him was so kind, so he moved his mind to subdue it.
"Woo whoa, woo whoa, woo whoa...... (What is a hero saving beauty?) Can you eat it? Why do I want to be a little brother, I want to be the boss! I'm going to beat you up now! )”
Obviously, Yan Guang's domineering aura can't affect the big guy in front of him at all, and it seems that the degree of evolution and immunity to Yan Guang's control is immune.
Yan Guang was still waiting there for the big man to immediately kneel down and kowtow to recognize the eldest brother, but he waited for a big slap.
"Huh? Dare to do it with Lao Tzu, I think you are alive......"
Just when Yan Guang wanted to teach the big man in front of him who didn't know the current affairs, he heard the hum of the engine again.
"Yan Guang, hurry up...... Cart! ”
I saw that Hua Qian didn't know when she came back again, she opened the car door, hoping that when Yan Guang passed by, Yan Guang could jump into the car and stay away from the big zombie in front of her.
It's good to think about it, and if it really happens, it's a wonderful stunt in the movie.
But the reality is that just when Yan Guang's attention was attracted by Hua Qian, the big slap hit Yan Guang's body again.
Rumble!
Yan Guang was directly fanned into a shopping mall.
In that shopping mall, there happened to be the zombie brothers that Yan Guang had just tamed.
They stared blankly at the embarrassed faces, a little at a loss.
"What do you see? Turn it all around for me! ”
If Yan Guang was still a human, it is estimated that his face must be as red as a monkey's ass at this time.
"Silly big man, you have successfully provoked me, even if I expose my identity in front of my sister today, I will beat you to the point where I don't even know your mother. No, now you don't even know your mother. TMD, it doesn't matter if your mother recognizes you or not, Lao Tzu is here! ”
"Yan Guang, Yan Guang, Yan ......"
However, at this time, Hua Qian suddenly ran into the mall, wanting to find Yan Guang, who was beaten away.
But when she saw this scene, she felt that many question marks suddenly popped up in her brain.
A group of zombies are lying on the ground with their backs to each other, scolding and scolding, it is so harmonious!
And her appearance turned out to be a little abrupt......
"Hey, don't scold there, run, it's all zombies here......"
Hua Qian shouted to Yan Guang in a low voice, afraid of waking up those zombies who looked a little abnormal.
After all, the big guy outside may be chasing after him at some point, and Hua Qian can't care about keeping quiet in the zombie crowd.
"Sister, I originally planned to get along with you as an ordinary person, but in exchange for being beaten by that kind of stupid big man, don't pretend, I'm the zombie emperor, I have a showdown!"
However, Yan Guang was not as cautious as Hua Qian, but said to Hua Qian seriously.
"Huh? Haha, haha, you, you've been punched in the head? Hua Qian was also amused by Yan Guang in this tense atmosphere.
"I know you don't believe it, you wait, I'm going to beat that stupid big guy right now, TMD, you dare to hit Lao Tzu, and your head was pumped by the door bow?"
Saying that, Yan Guang walked out of the mall under Hua Qian's stunned gaze.
However, as soon as Yan Guang walked out of the mall, he was stunned!
"Woo-woo-woo? Wow? ”
I saw that the big zombie was playing with the car that Hua Qian drove before like a toy car, and he also learned the sound of the car driving and pushed the car out again and again.
And it's still saying, "Run, why can't you run?" ”
It turned out that the stupid big man was playing with a toy car like a child.
If Yan Guang was still a human, his forehead must have been covered in cold sweat.
"How do I still have to fight? It's like I'm going to bully the mentally retarded, how can this be done? Yan Guang muttered in his heart.
"It's okay, I know you're scared, I'm not going to laugh at you. I didn't expect you to be so fatal, and you didn't die when you were beaten into the zombie pile by that monster. If you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future, let's go, let's take advantage of that monster's lack of attention, let's go! ”
However, Yan Guang's hesitation actually made Hua Qian misunderstand.
Although Hua Qian said that she didn't laugh at Yan Guang in her mouth, and she might not really laugh at Yan Guang in her heart, Yan Guang was like a fly suddenly in her throat, she couldn't spit it out, she couldn't swallow it, she was almost disgusted to death.
"Lao Tzu is not afraid at all, Lao Tzu is a zombie emperor, I will beat him ...... now"
Yan Guang wanted to prove himself to Hua Qian, but Hua Qian didn't give him this opportunity.
"Okay, okay, my emperor, let's go quickly, if we delay any longer, it will be dark, we will rush back before dark, and then we will go to sweet sleep together, okay?"
And what Yan Guang didn't expect was that Hua Qian was like a child, gently coaxing Yan Guang.
"We? Sweet dreams? Together? ”
Originally, Yan Guang was a little angry because Hua Qian treated him like a mentally retarded child, but when he heard the back, he forgot about the front.
"Well, together!" Hua Qian nodded and said affirmatively.
And after Yan Guang got Hua Qian's affirmative answer, he even suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with being mentally retarded!
"Hey, hey! It's so fragrant......"