Footsteps walked past him.

Man in Tsing Yi: "......"

The sound of tables and chairs moving, the sound of people's feet dragging on the floor.

The man in Tsing Yi was nervous.

Sure enough, it's a black shop, it's a black shop that sells human meat buns, and it's really a black shop that has watched "Liangshan Dangkou Zhi"!

Is it time to cut human flesh to make buns?

But why didn't you take a fancy to his meat?

A person was dragged away from him, and he quietly opened his eyes to see that it was the unlucky guy who was eating dumplings on his feet just now.

A wave of disappointment surged in the heart of the man in Tsing Yi, and this disappointment came from the gap between the failure of the chosen son, and it had nothing to do with whether he was willing to become a human meat bun filling.

The person dragging the unlucky egg is Hu Sanniang, she walked past the side of the man in Tsing Yi, and swept up a warm incense, the man in Tsing Yi saw that she was wearing a gold chain on both hands, and the gold leaf was hanging down on both sides, and the gold leaf was engraved with words, and the left side read: "Go!" On the right it reads: "Fuck off! ”

Man in Tsing Yi: "......"

"Go!" and "Fuck off!" There was a clink in the hapless bastard's face, and he dragged the man away.

But then there were footsteps to his side, and he hurriedly closed his eyes, thinking that Sun Erniang was coming, but it turned out to be the thin and not tall Brother Gu.

The man in Tsing Yi was thinking that Brother Gu was good, he had a gentle temperament, and he must have dragged it with dignity, so he saw Brother Gu holding his collar with one hand, and directly picked up a man who was half a head taller than him and left.

The dumplings hidden in the neck bag were grabbed by this fierce and squeezed out, squeezing out of his neck.

Man in Tsing Yi: "......"

The two Chosen Ones were carried into the pantry at the back of the kitchen.

After a gust of wind, the diners outside woke up one after another, as if they had not even noticed that they had fainted, and that they were all right.

After a while, someone reacted, stood up and counted people's heads, and then was shocked: "There are two people missing today!" ”

Hu Sanniang, who was standing at the door, squinted at the sun and said in a deep voice: "The world is going down, people's hearts are not ancient, and scumbags are everywhere. ”

Rubbing the ground, the frightened crowd ran away, and it is conceivable that there should be no guests to eat in the next three days, and they do not have the courage to challenge the human meat buns.

Of course, there is no need to worry about business, because it will not be more than three days, and they will come again.

This is a common human disease that will never have an antidote: the scar is healed, and the pain is forgotten.

With a snap, a wooden sign that read, "Ingredients are in storage, closed and ready to be prepared" hung out.

With a bang, the door of the Cross Slope Steamed Bun Shop slammed shut.

……

The man in Tsing Yi was carried into the preparation room, and when he was dragged away all the way, he passed by the low courtyard wall of the courtyard, and suddenly a basin of water fell from the sky, but Brother Gu was very flexible, and he let him go as soon as he carried him, and he was very skilled in dodging.

Someone outside the courtyard wall snorted angrily, and the sound of footsteps walked away.

Someone in the distance is asking, "Our neighbor is going crazy again?" ”

Brother Gu replied: "It's okay, it's water today." ”

The man in Tsing Yi thought, today is water, what was it before? Manure? Looking at the location of the basin of water, it seems to be the tea shop next door, during this time, the steamed bun shop is very prosperous, squeezing out the business of the tea shop, so it is normal to cause revenge, but this cross-slope steamed bun shop looks black, and is willing to swallow his anger so much?

The man in Tsing Yi felt a little disappointed.

He suddenly felt his hair move, but when he looked up, Big Brother Gu was not unusual.

The door opened, it was the preparation room, and when Brother Gu threw him down, he looked a little struggling, and turned his thin wrist.

The man in Tsing Yi originally thought that there would be some mysteries in this preparation room, such as a secret dungeon, such as a dark torture instrument, or perhaps, there were a few charming women.

However, nothing happened, the preparation room was the preparation room, and the wall was hung with machete hooks, stained with the blood of minced meat, and the man in Tsing Yi was thrown next to a pile of fresh meat, squinting his eyes to identify whether the meat belonged to a man or a pig.

After identifying it for a long time, he didn't know whether to be happy or disappointed, so he sat upright, wiped the beef off his neck, arranged his high-quality clothes, found a quietest-looking position, and waited quietly for the arrival of the owner of this place with a very good attitude.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, from the dawn of the day to the night, no one came, somehow the man in Tsing Yi became more and more sleepy, knowing that he couldn't doze off here, but he gradually lost his mind.

Before the confusion passed, he wondered, what was the other unlucky guy who was dragged away?

The unlucky guy was treated much better than him.

The unlucky guy was dragged into the yard, and as soon as he entered the yard, a starling under the corridor shouted: "Wen Tiantian is dead!" ”

Unlucky Guy: "......"

Hu Sanniang stood under the eaves of the porch to feed the starling millet, and patiently taught it the second sentence: "Sui Dangao remarried!" Look at my mouth, change - marry - "

The starling jumped for a long time and shouted: "Wen Tiantian has remarried!" ”

Unlucky Guy: "......"

Hu Sanniang didn't look at him, and said, "Hospitality-" and walked away.

The guests who were entertained breathed a sigh of relief, looking very satisfied - finally meeting the hostess, finally being officially entertained, no matter what kind of hospitality, after all, it is a cross-era progress.

It's not like I haven't been officially entertained before. The first time he touched here, he was discovered before he could compete for the scumbag. In front of him was a basin of turbid water, and there was a dirty-looking cloth at the bottom of the water, he looked at the basin for a long time, and was about to express a little sincerity to eat, when he saw Gu's sister-in-law suddenly pull her shoes and open the door, shouting: "Who took my footwashing water away?" ”

He couldn't help but put down the chopsticks, and then the footbath was taken away, and after a while, someone brought the footbath to the window facing him, picked up the chopsticks, and began to eat with a sigh.

It was a soba noodle in a soda soup, but the craftsmanship was so good that the noodles that sank into the soup base looked like a foot cloth.

The curtain of the window hung halfway down, covering the noodle eater's face, and the red lips barely moved, and the noodles sucked down.

He stared at the red lips for a long time.

And then they were driven away.

The second time he was invited to eat cut cakes, the snow-white cut cake was sandwiched with red bean paste in the middle, the cut cake was fragrant and glutinous, the red bean paste was delicate and sweet, everything was perfect, but a knife cut down, the red bean filling in the middle was biased.

This made him furry all over, and suddenly a local dog in the store sneaked up and burrowed under his table, wiping his tail and begging for something to eat.

But he was not fooled and kicked the dog away. Use a knife to peel off the filling of the red bean paste and ponder slowly.

After a while, he got up and left.

On the table, in the snow-white saucer, there is an extra peony flower of red bean paste, which is carved vividly.

The hole in the cake with the red bean paste cut was dug into a symmetrical heart shape, and then filled with a very delicate wooden lock.

The second time, he didn't see anyone, but he gave it as a gift, and he was very satisfied.

The third time, on the brown sugar flatbread, the snow-white dough cake, baked to the edge of the crispy, the brown sugar inside is black and shiny, oozing out of the crust, bulging out of the surface of the cake one after another small black bumps, one of the pimples, also pulled out three shiny sugar silks, looking like the long hair on the black mole.

He looked down at the ugly-looking cake and felt a deep malice.

There were a lot of people staring at him, and if he had any bad feelings about this peculiar appearance, he had a hunch that his desire to meet her would be ruined.

He calmly picked up the bread, and first of all, plucked the three hairs, oh no sugar, and ate them one by one.

Behind the windowsill, the peeping people's heads touched the window frame, and they all sighed in unison: "Convinced." ”

After three times, the proprietress finally came out.

Now, in front of him, there is a table of dishes that meet his requirements.

The so-called compliance with the requirements refers to the symmetry of two pairs, neat and exquisite, perfect plating, and corresponding colors.

For example, in the middle of a large plate, there is a yellow pie, and the week of the cake is ten whole fish that do not blink to the eye, all with their mouths wide open, and their mouths and eyes facing the sky.

It's very symmetrical, it's very neat.

There is a small sign next to it with the name of the dish, and this time it is very concise: look up at the starry sky.

There is also a dish, a huge sausage, filled evenly in thickness and size, all of which are solemn in black and purple, and are coiled in several circles in a circle, which at first glance looks very much like some dried excrement in a latrine.

This dish is called: Grain Reincarnation.

The dishes on the other side can't help but admire, round, like a giant egg, the color is slightly lighter than the five grains just now, in addition to being too big, a plate can only hold one, but it can be seen, but the chef is more considerate, and put four slices cut from this giant egg next to it, on which the purple, red, black and yellow dense bunch of insect egg-like things, the whole from the connotation to the extension exudes a perfect temperament to avoid color and fragrance, the earth dog of the cross slope steamed bun shop passed by, and the probe sniffed, Hurriedly ran to the toilet with his tail between his legs to eat to comfort his abused stomach.

The last dish is very different from the first three dishes, it looks very eyewashed, and the pale yellow cup-shaped pastry is a plate of four pieces, which is also fragrant and attractive, and the famous brand also seems to be favored: kidney protection elite.

Jun Moxiao, the "sister-in-law Gu" who delivered the food, said very happily: "This guest officer, congratulations on your selection as the No. 1 candidate scumbag in the 'scumbag tasting group' exclusively held by our boss, now you have entered a very important level, the topic is very simple, after eating today's dishes, you can get a chance to meet our boss lady face to face." ”

She smiled very ill-willedly, the first three times were downplayed by this great god, this time to see how he mixes. This thing can't be eaten by anyone hahaha.

Yan Sui glanced at a few dishes, looked away, paused with chopsticks on the table, and asked, "Are you done eating?" ”

"Yes, yes."

"What?" Yan Sui didn't seem to hear clearly, and opened his head slightly.

Jun Moxiao said loudly: "After eating these dishes, you can meet Hu Sanniang!" Don't worry, it's not poisonous, do you want me to tear a piece and taste it first! ”

Yan Sui immediately frowned and refused, joking, can it be better to tear a piece.

Jun Moxiao raised his eyebrows and stared at him, but he didn't have the ability to see the reason from this person, and he couldn't get any reaction that he could gloat, so he had to leave with the tray.

Through the flower window, "Hu Sanniang" crossed her arms and quietly looked at Yan Sui, who was studying and looking up at the starry sky.

"Sun Erniang" and "Brother Gu" behind her were all there, Sun Erniang held her chin with a sharp smile, and said: "I have never seen Your Highness look like this, I should really let my seven brothers come to take a look." Thinking about how much suffering they suffered from His Highness back then, it was really a handful of snot and tears. ”

Jun Moxiao, who had just entered the door, sneered: "Yes!" A handful of hooks "Brother Gu" Wen Jintan's arm, "Husband, you can't bear me, otherwise I will definitely be a hundred times more ruthless than Ah Zhen." ”

Wen Jintan replied slowly: "Lady, you have tendered my chest." ”

Jun Moxiao touched Jintan's chest in surprise, "You're twenty years old, can you still grow?" What's the secret? Shall I hear it? ”

"Oh. Very simple. Wen Jintan said, "Cherish life and stay away from scumbags." ”

After a pause, she said again: "It's okay to stay away from my sister." Staying away from my brother also counts. ”

Jun Moxiao laughed and said to everyone: "Wen Jinchun has not only taken the jewelry given to her by the prince recently, but even the four seasons clothes made by the East Palace according to her share are almost right. But she loves to be in the limelight, all kinds of banquets, poetry and flowers, and always have to be the master, clothes and jewelry can not always wear that set, she is also capable, always on the gadgets to renovate the pattern, make a velvet flower, ribbon weaving a waist chain, several times also led the Tianjing official eunuchs to chase the trend. Clothes are turned over and changed to change the details of the style, it is a new one, occasionally found out, on the excuse that the year is not good, last winter several places snow disaster, the people were displaced, His Majesty called on the ministers to donate silver for disaster relief, and set an example, the palace reduced the use, as a member of the royal family, naturally should respond to His Majesty, strict frugality...... She has something to say anyway. ”

Wen Jintan said: "At the last palace banquet, she really had no clothes or jewelry, and she sent someone to borrow it from me. Of course, she didn't say to borrow, only said that Princess Xifan came to the East Palace as a guest, and she was very fond of Han clothes and jewelry, in order to show the wealth and national strength of my Dongtang, I am calling on the women of the Dongtang royal family and the families of officials to send their own unique jewelry and clothes to the East Palace, and give the barbarians a good experience, and I, as Wen Liangyuan's sister, should naturally be strongly supported. ”

Jun Moxiao sneered: "Then I won't pay it back." ”

Wen Zhen smiled: "It's good if you don't pay it back." And the pawnshop she went to or something, you all took care of it? ”

"Take care of it. Don't worry, look at her. Wen Jintan sighed, "It's unlucky for her to have such a gambling brother." ”

Jun Moxiao disagreed, "What's unlucky, this is called the wicked have their own wicked grinding." Wen Jinchun now has an identity and status, and her parents have no official status, it is not difficult for Wen Jinchun to really want to get rid of this family, it is not that she is too face-saving, she has to support the shelf, and she suffers by herself. This person seems to be ruthless, but in fact, he is not half sober and decisive as our Xiaotan. ”

Wen Jintan said: "I heard that she has been very close to the Queen of the West recently, the two of them are so good, we are not in Tianjing, and I don't know if she will arrange Xiao Zhen in front of the Queen of the West." ”

Wen Zhen squinted his eyes and said, "I won't lose a piece of meat in the arrangement." I thought, since this woman is so short of money, and she is with that stupid and rich Zephan princess, is she willing to do it? ”

She thought about this possibility, but felt that it was a good opportunity to smell Jinchun, but Wen Jinchun was in Tianjing, so she had to regret it when she thought about it.

Li Xiao nodded in agreement, and said to Wen Zhen: "Don't mention it to others, let's talk about this matter first, Your Highness has a heart." Chased after you so far and found you. You don't want to see him, he doesn't force it, you tease him, not only is he not angry, but he also has the patience to play with you, I think even Your Majesty can't get such patience and accommodation. They have also explained to you in Chinese about the previous matter, Your Highness is indeed innocent, so you will also step over. ”

Sister-in-law Gu snorted disdainfully with her fingers against her nose: "No, no." Ah Zhen is right to ignore him, marrying into the royal family is not as good as marrying an ordinary family, what if His Royal Highness is sincere? Look at Emperor Lao Tzu, Ah Zhen took great pains to recover Changchuan, and even in order to avoid suspicion, he only tried his best to cooperate with His Royal Highness, and was bent on returning all the real power to the royal family, so loyal, in the end, didn't he say that if he accepted Princess Xifan, he would accept Princess Xifan? His Royal Highness rejected this princess of Xifan, next time there will be a princess of Dayan and a princess of Nanqi, what should I do? ”

Li Xiao: "No matter what you do, you should talk about it before you do it." Don't talk about your face, I know that the pimples on your face have started to fall off recently, and you have to struggle to stick it every morning, are you tired? ”

Wen Zhen touched the pimple on his face, and after a while, he said angrily: "Dandan! Said don't eat my pimples again! I said why can't I get my whole face stuck lately! ”

A large jaw of blood that was close to Hu Sanniang's face suddenly stopped, and after a moment, the bones rolled back into her braids.

Wen Zhen was about to scold the ball, but Wen Jintan suddenly said, "Hey, what is Your Highness doing?" ”

------Off topic------

Starling: Wen Tiantian remarried! Unhappy? Gao is not happy? Coming for a monthly pass?

Dandan: Hello everyone, my name is Wen Dandan, I am Wen Tiantian's brother, I meet for the first time, please take care of me. Give me a monthly pass, and I won't bite.