Chapter 266: Have You Figured Out Your Child's Name?
As he spoke, he was about to get up, Wen Zhen pressed his shoulder, and said: "Okay, I know that your figure is getting better and better, your skin is getting better and better, you are beautiful and beautiful, you are the most beautiful in the world, can you sit down?" ”
Yan Sui: "How do you know that my skin is getting better and better?" You just spieked at it? ”
Wen Zhen: "What's more, Yi Renli also saw it, and Li Xiao also saw it." I didn't know that I hadn't seen him for a few months, but His Highness's style was becoming more and more open, not only did he not mind giving people a bath, but he would also deliberately seduce him. ”
Yan Sui: "You're right. It's just a matter of showing you the body of this king, how can you have such a blessing? Then I will send them to pluck out their eyes. ”
Wen Zhen: "You pick." You pick at them, be careful, I go back and pick yours. ”
"Pick me out what?" Yan Sui smiled and grabbed her hand, "Where, huh?" ”
Wen Zhen snatched back his hand violently, his cheeks finally burned in the steam, and he felt that this product had not been seen for a few months, and his skills had risen sharply.
Yan Sui was laughing again, he seemed to be in a good mood tonight, his posture was stretched, his arms were spread out on both sides of the bathtub, the corners of his mouth looked at her with a smile, and suddenly said: "You are not bad, I haven't seen you for a few months, and you have grown up a lot." ”
Wen Zhen didn't want to follow his gaze and looked down at himself, he sank into the water, the water in the bathtub poured out, almost drowning Yan Sui's mouth and nose, Yan Sui smiled, held her face with both hands, pulled her out of the water, and wanted to press her to sit in his arms, where is Wen Zhen willing now, stretched out his arm against his chest, and put him against the side of the bath bucket, perfectly forming a posture of a bath bucket, holding the pimples on his face to his eyes, and said: "Donor, men and women don't kiss." ”
Yan Sui ignored it, lifted Wen Zhen to the edge of the bathtub, and lowered his head to kiss her.
The masked towel had been scattered in the water before, Wen Zhen thought angrily and funny, it was really hard for him to kiss such a face, but the eyes were too tightly closed, but he didn't mind that she minded, and suddenly his heart got up, and he took off a pimple and stuck it on Yan Sui's eyebrows, which looked like a mole in the center of his eyebrows.
The more she watched it, the more interesting she felt, and felt that this image resembled a certain character she was fascinated by in a TV series she had watched many years ago, but unfortunately this one was a hundred times worse than the strategist. couldn't help but cooin and laugh on the edge of the bathtub, laughing so much that his body shook and almost fell, Yan Sui's affectionate kiss couldn't kiss anymore, she simply gave up, pinched her cheeks with both hands, like pinching a squirrel with bulging cheeks, Wen Zhen glared at him, kicked him, saw that he didn't let go, simply stretched out his foot and kicked, the bath bucket collapsed, the water flowed out, and she herself fell into Yan Sui's arms.
The two people were wet and sticking together, hot and soft, slippery ears and temples grinding, the fragrance and soft skin were like flowers and leaves accompanied by water, entangled with each other.
Wen Zhen wanted to slip away, Yan Sui held her, Wen Zhen showed a pair of dark eyes from the crook of his arm, and said with red cheeks: "You won't sneak into the prince's room to take a bath so that I can throw myself into the net, right?" If the prince suddenly opens the door and comes in, I don't mind being seen, but what about your innocence? ”
Yan Sui looked down at her nonsense mouth, and felt that she hadn't seen her for a few months, and her temperament seemed to have splashed a little, which was gratifying.
It seems that she was not too deeply affected by the Duan family's Gu technique, and she also controlled the Gu beads well.
Although her temperament has changed a little, she is stabbed in the sky, and he dares to move a stone to make up for it, the court life is already depressing, and he wants her to do whatever she wants.
"My father ordered me to help Yan Zhen suppress the bandits, Yan Zhen got two new favorite concubines, in order to avoid people's eyes, I chose a remote yard to hide from Lehe. I don't have time to come back for a while. He also let me live in the main courtyard for me temporarily, probably because he wanted me to live in the main courtyard as a stand-in for him. But I'll tell him tomorrow that the Assassins in the main courtyard have come and it's not safe anymore, so let him move back. ”
Wen Zhen understood it, but the poor prince was cheated by Yan Sui again.
Yan Sui may have guessed what she wanted to do, and calculated that she would come to harass the prince in the near future, so she tricked the prince into giving up the main courtyard and waiting for her to throw herself into the net.
Now that she has come, Yan Sui is going to cross the river and tear down the bridge, and Prince Ming'er has to come back obediently.
Whether it is a favorite concubine, or choosing a remote yard to avoid people's eyes and ears, it may not be the pit that Yan Sui dug for the prince.
Yan Sui will not dig only one pit to dig a pit, Yan Sui calculated that she would come, and she would definitely make trouble for the prince, and if she lived in a remote place, she might not have time to deal with it, for example, tonight Wen Jinchun and the princess of the West Fan tore up, but the prince hid in a small courtyard and had fun, this must be hidden from the subordinate officials of the East Palace, and the subordinate officials could not find the prince, so they did not dare to deal with the incident and caused the situation to expand, or they might fly back to the court directly to report to the emperor.
When the prince came in a hurry, what should have been torn was also torn, and there was no way to recover.
If you want her to say that Yan Sui is fortunate to be on the throne without intention, otherwise these brothers would have simply jumped into the moat as soon as possible.
She suddenly raised her hand and slapped Yan Sui's hand, "Where are you going, dear!" ”
"Slippery hands." Yan Sui replied innocently.
Wen Zhen: "......"
That's a great excuse.
There seemed to be a commotion in the distance, and it seemed to be coming in this direction, Wen Zhen still remembered Yi Renli and the others after all, and slipped out of Yan Sui's arms and said, "Slippery." ”
Yan Sui: "......"
In the next moment, her clothes were gone, and a huge bath towel flew over, Yan Sui wrapped her up and down very skillfully, wiped it clean in a blink of an eye, and then threw a set of women's clothes to her like a trick.
Wen Zhen saw the ready-made women's clothes, and his eyes narrowed, "The princess of the West Fans?" ”
Yan Sui threw the wet clothes she took off into a small bucket next to her, only to hear the sound of clattering inside, and a bunch of strips of cloth came out in a blink of an eye.
He said, "yes." You don't wear it, or run out naked? ”
Wen Zhen: "......"
Even a clothes shredder is available, and this dog man's wisdom is used to toss these boring things.
"Britney, you don't love people anymore, you don't even want to lend clothes to others to wear, and you take women's clothes to wear-"
"It's yours."
Wen Zhen, who is good at singing and writing, was almost blocked out of a uh, "...... What the? ”
"It's the clothes made for you, and the underwear." Yan Sui added an accent to the word underwear, "Xifangong has made a batch of fabrics that seem to be simple but are actually extremely comfortable and tough, I asked people to make clothes for you and brought them to you, of course, the underwear was made by me." ”
The word underwear was accented again, and Wen Zhen held his forehead with a headache.
A prince who can make underwear and overturn the family is what a prince with personality.
However, her previous few changes of underwear were indeed old again, and she was about to make a few more, seeing the exquisite box handed over by Yan Sui, she suddenly remembered with a little conscience that she hadn't made a vest for Yan Sui for a long time, and she didn't know if he was still washing and wearing out.
Her eyes drifted to Yan Sui's changed clothes, and she was about to see if Yan Sui was still wearing the sports vest shorts, Yan Sui immediately kicked her own pile of clothes and kicked up the dirty pants to show her.
Wen Zhen: "......"
Dog man, exhibitionist.
Suddenly, there was a commotion outside the door, and someone was already crying before he stepped into the courtyard door: "Your Highness! Your Highness! You're going to call the shots for us! ”
As soon as Wen Zhen heard the fierce and hoarse voice, he knew that the princess's maid had been killed, and immediately raised his eyebrows and stared at Yan Sui.
Wow, it has nothing to do with it, why did you come to you for support as soon as you were wronged?
Her irritability was repeated. Didn't think much about it, instinctively angry.
Yan Sui raised an eyebrow and looked back at her innocently.
The righteous look made Wen Zhen choke, and he went to touch his braids with the guts, wanting to see if Wen Dandan was there, take a shower and fart or something, and put him down.
The two maids of the West were not weak in martial arts, and they entered the courtyard in the blink of an eye, slammed on the door, and slammed the door loudly: "Your Highness! Your Highness! Our princess was deceived and beaten! Wen Liangyuan is so brazen that she dares to deceive our most noble princess in the West! The dignified royal family actually cheated the princess of money, is this to trample the dignity of Xifan on the soles of his feet——"
Wen Zhen suddenly took out a knife from his sleeve and bared his teeth at Yan Sui.
Yan Sui was not afraid, and still stared at her, wanting to see how she planned to kill her husband.
Wen Zhen's knife fell on him, cutting the neckline, sleeves, placket, and tearing it in one go, creating a messy effect of clothes under the result of violence all over the body, but without revealing a trace of skin.
Recently, he often opened a black shop in Cross Slope to rob houses, and has accumulated a lot of experience in this kind of violent aesthetics.
After tearing it up, she played a knife trick on Yan Suihuo Huohuo, pointed to him somewhere, sneered, and signaled: Wait next time.
Yan Sui: "I'm looking forward to it." ”
After Wen Zhen finished threatening, as soon as the knife was put away, he couldn't find his masked cloth for a while, so he grabbed a piece of cloth on the ground next to him and blocked it on his face, kicked open the door and rushed out.
There was a bang on the door, and two crying maids were thrown to the ground together, crying.
Wen Zhen's cry had already risen to the sky.
"Ahhh......h also let the three of them...... What else is it my pleasure to say...... You why don't you blow to death ......"
She covered her face while crying and rushed out, but her speech was very clear, and a large number of people who came from inside and outside could hear it clearly.
The prince came out to suppress the bandits this time, he came to gild, no matter how arrogant and powerful the Freemason is, it is only tens of thousands of bandits, the prince brought 50,000 elite soldiers, in everyone's opinion, the credit will be given to the casual suppression. Therefore, this line of work also has a bit of a sense of patrolling, wanting the prince to observe the people's feelings and know how to govern the world.
However, it was the first time for the crown prince to go out of Beijing, so the emperor asked most of the ministers of the East Palace to follow him, which was convenient for supervision and on-site teaching.
These ministers of the East Palace have a few great Confucian scholars, and they want the prince to earn some of their own achievements under the glory of King Yi, and there are a lot of constraints and persuasions along the way, and it was okay at first, but after a long time, the prince showed some boredom, and everyone also understood, after all, people have been suppressed for a long time, once they are free, and their desire to fly is extremely strong.
Therefore, the prince gradually had something that was not very peaceful, and everyone couldn't persuade him to say a few words, although he was inevitably worried, but he couldn't go to Tianjing to complain.
But tonight is ridiculous!
What is this called!
His favorite concubine behaved so badly, offended the princess of Zephani, ruined the reputation of his country and the diplomatic relations between the two countries, and he disappeared without a trace, but he was hiding in the house, gathering people for sexual pleasure, and forcing women from good families!
Wen Zhen, a woman from a good family, walked extremely fast, and in a blink of an eye, she had already rushed to the side of the guards blocking the door, and several subordinate officials of the East Palace subconsciously wanted to call someone to stop her, Wen Zhen had already exclaimed: "Ah, there are so many retinues who are helping to stop people here!" Do you still have a royal law? If you have stopped me today, I will go and tell me tomorrow...... Go sue the royal court! ”
She said naively, but she hit the soft underbelly of the subordinates of the East Palace, and when she subconsciously hesitated, Wen Zhen had already slid past everyone's side like a fish and ran out of the courtyard.
Before running out, she glanced at Wen Jinchun, who was sitting on her knees stupidly, she was dragged all the way by two Western maids, her hairpins were messy, her clothes were covered with mud, and the corners of her mouth were bruised, which really described her embarrassment and misery.
Wen Zhen swept a glance and rushed out. Donggong Xima's face was pale, and he strode forward angrily, not caring about etiquette, and pushed open the door.
In the door, there were water marks all over the ground, a messy piece of clothes, the prince's clothes were unkempt, his hair was unkempt, and there was a lot of ash on his clothes.
As soon as Donggong Xima saw this, he was angry, "Your Highness! You are the East Palace! It's the prince! It is the foundation of the country! How can it be so absurd! Indulge the palace family, misbehave, gather lewd pleasures, and forcibly kidnap good families! ”
The prince opened his mouth and said in amazement: "No, I didn't ...... What do you say? I...... I heard that something happened to Wen Liangyuan and Wang Nu, so I hurried over to ......"
"What's coming? You have not opened your door until now, how can you open your eyes and tell nonsense? ”
The prince opened his mouth again, and suddenly found that he seemed to be unable to argue - he was having fun in a remote courtyard, and suddenly heard the guard report that something had happened to Wen Liangyuan, so he had to pack his clothes and hurry out, the road was a little far, and he met Yan Sui halfway, Yan Sui said that the subordinate officials of the East Palace had taken Wen Liangyuan to his main courtyard, and the prince had better go back quickly and wait in his room, but not be caught.
The prince was not a lustful person in the past, and he was a little at the first taste, but tonight, somehow, especially crazy, vented a good time with the two women to get better.
As soon as he heard that the subordinate officials had rushed to the main courtyard and hurriedly wanted to go back, Yan Sui ignored his resignation and took him for a ride very "kindly", and then said that the courtyard had been fenced and could only go through the skylight, so he stuffed him from the skylight, and when he fell, the prince's clothes were torn by the roof tiles and wiped the ashes of the beams.
At this moment, he vaguely understood that he was pitted by Yan Sui again, but he couldn't explain that he was not in the house just now, looking at his collar like a fire in the eyes of the Donggong Washing Horse, he looked down and saw that the neckline of his underwear was a dazzling carmine.
I don't know if it was rubbed by the woman when she got up in a hurry, or if it was rubbed by that bastard of Yan Sui.
As soon as the prince saw the eyes of the East Palace washing horses, he knew that it was going to be bad, and hurriedly said: "Don't listen to people's nonsense!" Lonely Fang is just taking a bath, what woman is not a woman, wash the horse, do you see that there is a woman here in Lonely? ”
He turned sideways to show the subordinates of the East Palace an unobstructed view of the room, there was indeed no woman, the face of the East Palace Washing Horse was a little better, and he was about to speak, when he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps, the East Palace guards rushed in, and said urgently: "Your Highness!" The stables in the northwest corner were set on fire by Freemasonry bandits, startling our horses, injuring many people, and discovering ......" He glanced at the prince and stopped in embarrassment.
Donggong Xima's face changed, and he said sharply: "What else?" When is it now, and do you still want to be ashamed of His Holiness? ”
“…… Two naked women were also found......"
Everyone's faces changed dramatically.
The woman found at this time, who else could it be besides the prince who got it in?
Donggong Xima glared at the prince, and almost pointed his nose and scolded that rotten wood could not be carved.
A person who is so well-behaved and steady in Tianjing, how can he be so prodigal when he leaves Beijing? Could it be that he is just a disguise on weekdays, and in his bones, he still has the crazy blood of the Yi family?
After all, he adhered to the distinction between the lord and the minister, and Xima failed to scold, his eyes swept over the prince, Wen Jinchun, the princess of Zephan and the two scolding maids, his eyes became more and more disappointed, and finally turned around and left, ready to go back to write the excerpt.
Tonight's matter is too big, he can't afford it, and the prince is not a person who can take care of it, so leave it to Your Majesty to decide!
As soon as the prince saw his expression, he knew that it was not good, and hurriedly rushed forward and grabbed his sleeve: "Wash the horse!" Wash the horse! Today's matter will be handled properly, and you must not tell your father ......"
"Your Highness! You've trespassed! It involves diplomatic relations between the two countries, and if you are not careful, you will trap the people in fire and water, how can you deceive Your Majesty! The man's back straightened, shook off the prince's hand, and walked away.
The prince stood stunned in the night breeze, watching the man's departing back.
Donggong Xima is actually very young, it is a little older than him, born in the northern Sichuan family, outstanding talent since childhood, seven years old in front of people, it is said that the Tang family wanted to recruit him, so that the local county order was elected early. But because of the changes in his family, he defected to his relatives in Tianjing, and at the age of 12 he was elected to participate in the examination and won the championship in one fell swoop.
Such a person will not be in cahoots with anyone.
The prince's face gradually became hazy, and his eyes flashed with murderous intent.
In the huge courtyard, everyone bowed their heads in silence.
On the corner of the eaves, Yan Sui sat upright, the colorful brocade robe was slightly blowing in the night breeze, looking at the distant firelight staining half of the sky, and the nearby yard was in a mess.
……
Wen Zhen rushed out of the courtyard with a white cloth, at this time Yi Renli and the others had already echoed her, and set fire to the stable in the northwest corner, coincidentally, it was very close to the prince's small courtyard to find fun, the two women were left in the house, and after the fire, they were affected, and they escaped naked in a hurry, adding another handful of feathers to the prince's chicken feathers.
The fire was together, and the huge courtyard was messed up, and several people rushed out easily.
Wen Zhen grabbed the white cloth and ran a few miles away before stopping, and asked Yi Renli in surprise as he ran: "Why do you always stare at my hands?" ”
"Ah," Yi Ren said in the wind, "I'm thinking...... Thou hast put thy Highness before...... Is it strong......"
"What?" The wind was strong, and the speech sounded rumbling, Wen Zhen shouted, "What? Bandit? ”
Yi Renli pointed to the white cloth in her hand.
Several people stopped and gathered around, Wen Zhen unfolded the white cloth in confusion, and said, "Is there something wrong with this cloth?" Isn't it just a piece of ......?"
She stopped.
Li Xiao blushed violently, Jun Moxiao's eyes widened, he looked at it for a long time, and smashed Yi Renli's arm a little uncertainly, "Hey, this, it won't be ......"
Yi Renli: "No! No! I do not know! Lord Wen is fierce! Have you thought of your child's name? ”
Wen Zhen threw the piece of white cloth into a ball violently.
Damn!
Why!
It will be!
Yan Sui's!
Panties!
What's more, she just covered this thing over her face, and jumped in front of everyone with it in the wind, jumping out for miles!
A moment later, Master Wen, who was always sweet, lovely, and well-behaved, let out the most hideous roar in his life.
"Yan Sui! I'm going to gelding you! ”
……
Somewhere on the roof, someone far away, sat upright on the tile, chewing the bitterness, squinting at the sky and thinking that the woman should have gone home by now.
He smiled again.
That's nice.
Look, that cloud on the horizon, does it look like the shape of underwear?
……
------Off topic------
Look, that cloud on the horizon, does it look like the shape of a monthly pass?
The study at home is connected to the laundry room, and the part-time workers go in and out, which disturbs me so much that I almost forget to update. If you really forget to update, you won't be able to see the sassy, bad, treacherous and handsome Britney today...... How nice.