Beilin Cemetery is located in the northern suburbs of Nanshi, named because of its proximity to Beilin Forest, where pines and cypresses are forested, green all year round, and is one of the largest cemeteries in Nanshi.

"What a great place to bury bones!"

Zhao Ming sighed with emotion, thinking as he walked, a hundred years later, when he died of natural old age, he would definitely bury his ashes in this place. Maybe at that time, he would have been promoted to a headhunter or a higher position, but no matter how his identity changes, when he faces his ashes, he will definitely feel a lot of emotion, right?

I don't know if at that time, will he still remember the self who desperately tried to take the civil service exam?

In the middle of the night, there is silence.

Zhao Ming followed Huang Xian, walking on the remote cemetery path, carrying a handful of bananas in his hand.

The so-called once born and twice ripe, the second time he came to this kind of place, he was not so afraid.

"You've seen far enough?" Huang Xian shook the dust, chatting with him while driving away mosquitoes, "Where are you now, have you thought about what will happen in a hundred years?" ”

"That's not it, people who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries! Taking advantage of the fact that I have a little money now, I will solve the place of eternal sleep first. Now, housing prices are high, and the price of cemeteries is also crazy, so I can count this as an investment! ”

Huang Xian pouted when he heard this, do you have money to invest in cemeteries, but you don't have money to invest in eating and broadcasting?

"I think let's get over the difficulties in front of us first! In fact, it's useless to think about the long term, the world has changed a lot! ”

"The performance in the past two months is a little difficult, but the performance does not delay the investment, and it can be done at the same time!"

"......" Huang Xian couldn't help but mention the live broadcast, stopped and said, "Come on, come on, show you something." ”

Huang Xian pinned the dust to his waist as he spoke, and turned his head to look at Zhao Ming, revealing two white front teeth.

And then

Slowly,

Raise a middle finger at him.

Zhao Ming: "......"

"Open!"

Without waiting for Zhao Ming to react, Huang Xian shouted, and as soon as the words fell, Zhao Ming felt that his eyes were sour, swollen, and a little painful.

Then, tears poured down.

Zhao Ming raised his hand and subconsciously rubbed his eyes.

"Don't move, relax, just for a while!" Huang Xian grabbed his arm and blew his airway, "The first time you open your yin and yang eyes, it's like this, and it's okay to adapt to it." ”

The cold dishes that Huang Xian eats at night are very rich in ingredients, and there is still a garlic smell in his mouth.

Too... It stinks!

Zhao Ming closed his breath and retreated desperately, his eyes still seemed to be in chili powder, which was really sour.

"Daoist, how do I feel that you did it on purpose?"

Although Zhao Ming has always been very tolerant of people, this kind of prank with obvious intentions can still be seen through at a glance?

Huang Xian held back a smile, "Why did it happen on purpose?" Isn't that just remembering? You bear with it a little. ”

After saying that, he blew at the door in front of him.

I blow!

I blow!!

I'm blowing and blowing!!

I'll smoke you upstart!

Zhao Ming listened to Huang Xian's deformed voice, and remembered the middle finger again, and suddenly realized in his heart, this product was definitely intentional.

Raising his right hand, the ring glowed softly blue in the moonlight.

"Attack!"

A blue light shot out like an arrow from the string, and Huang Xian was caught off guard, staggering to dodge, although he avoided the blue light, his center of gravity was unstable, he shook the dust twice, his heel was crooked, and the back of his head hit the ground directly.

"Bang!"

"Huh?" Huang Xian's first reaction when he got up was not to cry out in pain, but to ask in surprise, "Why are you so powerful?" ”

That light just now, was it emitted by the magic weapon that he drove it?

"Hmph, my magic weapon is voice-activated!"

Huang Xian covered his mouth when he heard this, and was instantly attracted by Zhao Ming's words,

Voice?

"I'm a good girl, why are all the good things for you to put on the table?"

You must know that his magic weapon is all stimulated by internal force, and he has worked hard for decades before he has fully developed the function of the magic weapon!

And this, just one order is over?

Isn't that too rebellious?

"Na, the character is good, I can't help it!"

Zhao Ming made a pun, which was regarded as a side breath for himself,

however

When you open your eyes,

"Huh? How so? ”

Why did the places where the tombstones were originally erected become villas?

And

That's a lot.

The courtyard surrounded by high walls, lined up one after another, was pressed together in the dark and silent night.

Sen Ran's terrifying sense of oppression came to his face, and Zhao Ming felt that it was a little difficult to breathe.

What the hell is this?!

In particular, when he saw the blood-red lanterns lit up in every house, his scalp tingled for a while.

"Yellow Immortals?" Zhao Ming glared, pouted at the villa Nunu, and said in a low voice, "What is this?" ”

"How is that possible?" Huang Xian hadn't recovered from the shock yet, and muttered, "This doesn't make sense?!" ”

He has worked hard for decades, and he has just seen the flowers, and people can pick fruits when they are born?

The zodiac chief calmed down for less than a day, and his mood began to be turbulent again.

Oh no, it's going to explode!

"What's that? How do I know what it is? Huang Xian shook his sleeves and stood up, shook the dust on his hand in disgust, stared at the ring on his hand and asked, "You... What is the use of attacking other than attacking? ”

"Defense, refinement, and yours should be no different in function." Zhao Ming thought for a while and added, "Yanyan said that it can also be driven by thoughts, but I have a low compatibility with it now, and I can't play so advanced for the time being." ”

“......”

Huang Xian felt a large stone pressed on his chest, and it didn't take long,

"Poof..."

A mouthful of blood spurted out.

People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away,

On this day,

No way!

Zhao Ming hurriedly jumped away, took two steps back from a distance, and asked pretending to be concerned, "Dao Chief, what's wrong with you?" ”

Huang Xian held the dust in his hand and pointed at him weakly, "What's wrong with me, don't you know?" ”

You're obviously showing off Chi Guoguo, intending to me off to death...

"Dao Chief, this is your bad mentality." Zhao Ming began to appear to preach, hoping to dispel his bad psychology of jealousy and jealousy with emotion.

"Look at me, from childhood to adulthood, I want nothing to want, although the starting point is lower, but I have been working hard for more than 20 years by myself, and in the end, I have struggled out!"

Zhao Ming raised the ring on his hand and said earnestly, "Opportunities have always come for those who are prepared. I concluded that the most important reason why I have been able to achieve what I am today is the result of my own hard work.

Perhaps, this is the 'God Help' of the self-helper, right?

Do you think I'm right? ”

Huang Xian tilted his head, revealing his bloodied front teeth, and laughed miserably, "You're really right..."

To your sister...

"That's right!" Zhao Ming smiled and nodded, Huang Xian didn't mention anything else, his emotional regulation ability was really fast and he couldn't say.

"You're so successful, why are you following me to catch ghosts?" Huang Xian was a little self-defeating, it turned out that he was busy for half a day yesterday, and he was blindly busy...

It's not good, and it's still seen as a monkey,

ouch

Old face,

Lost all.

"Being able to command doesn't mean being able to hunt ghosts!

Yeon-yeon says the ring is actually a tool, like a police gun. And it is not enough for a good ghost to be able to use tools, but also to practice fighting techniques and train the ability to fight in close quarters with ghosts.

And I also need to improve the force value in actual combat, and run in with the magic weapon in depth, if I can control the mind, it would be even better!

In addition, catching ghosts with you will reduce the sense of security, and when people feel threatened by their lives, they will stimulate their potential and achieve better training results.

What do you think?

Am I right? Zhao Ming was very sincere, he didn't think there was any need to hide it, so he told it out.

Who knows,

"Poof..."

Huang Xian spat out a mouthful of blood,

and rolled his eyes,

"You're really... A good calculation! ”

"Praise and praise!" Zhao Ming bowed his hand to him, began to return to the topic, and pointed to the rows of villas in front of him, "What's going on with these houses?" Illusion? ”

"Hehe..."Huang Xian wiped the blood stains from the corners of his mouth and sighed long, "I said it, things in the world have changed a lot. Back then, a few ghosts in Nanshi were the same as you thought, not only bought a cemetery here, but also built these yin mansions, and guess what? ”

Zhao Ming swallowed his saliva, he actually saw a trace of hatred in Huang Xian's narrow eyes?

"Such as..."

Huang Xian didn't give him a chance to speak at all, and gloated,

As a result, dozens of big demons united and surrounded and annihilated them when they came back to nostalgia. The ghosts were almost all gone, and even the ashes were picked up and sprinkled in the woods as fertilizer. ”

"Shhh He also thought that Huang Xian had made a move, but he didn't expect the result to be even more terrifying.

"So," Huang Xian said meaningfully, "a ghost who knows how to protect himself will not leave his ashes." ”

Zhao Ming said tentatively, "Then you-"

"Flowers." Huang Xian waved his hand and replied crisply.

In this way, he really didn't leave ashes.

Unexpectedly, a box of ashes would cause such a tragedy, Zhao Ming sighed, approached Huang Xian's side and comforted, "It's good to plant flowers, so that life can continue in another way." ”

"Well, the flowers are growing well." Huang Xian nodded, agreeing with this sentence, "When I have time, I will take it home and put it in the living room for you both to see." ”

Zhao Ming: "......"

At this moment, the night wind suddenly blew.

Huang Xian shook off the dust, his face was serious, and he was ready for battle.

Zhao Ming had to swallow the word 'three thoughts' back into his stomach, raised his right hand, and went back to back with Huang Xian, beware of a sudden attack by the Yin Spirit.

There was a sudden noise in the grass beside the road, as if something was climbing up from the ground.

Zhao Ming swallowed his saliva and held his breath.

suddenly

A black shadow the size of a baby sprang out from under the tombstone!

"Squeak squeak—"

With a shrill cry, an arrow flew past his left leg,

The breeze skimmed by, blowing the hairs on the legs,

Zhao Ming could even feel the slight itching of the short fluff rubbing against his calves,

Then

Hands empty,

The banana inside the plastic bag is gone,

The two looked at each other stunned,

I only see a short distance ahead,

In the darkness of the night,

A dark red ass floats up and down.

And then, farther and farther away,

Until it's gone...

"Dao Chief, what do you see?" Zhao Ming looked into the distance and stretched out his hand to poke Huang Xian.

"It's like... It's a monkey. ”

Zhao Ming paused, "Then it... Sneak attack on us? ”

Huang Xian nodded, "Well, he also snatched the banana." ”

“...... Dao Chief? ”

"Huh?"

"You're so useless!"

“......”