Lu Qingyu looked at Chu Yunlang with some tears and laughter, this guy can really put down his body.

However, he was almost killed on the city wall last night, and she still did not forget this hatred.

Since he came to the door, don't blame him for being polite.

"Your Highness can take a fancy to the medical skills of the people's daughter, the people's daughter is really an honor!" As she spoke, she glanced at Shopkeeper Qin, "Go and serve tea and snacks to His Highness!" ”

Chu Yunlang frowned, walking next to her, not as energetic as yesterday.

"You shaved this palace once last night, and it's really much more comfortable. It's just that after last night's fright, the palace couldn't sleep, and his head hurt again. ”

His tone was not turbulent, it sounded like saying that the weather was good today, but Lu Qingyu still heard the forbearance in his tone.

Presumably, this head wind has trapped him for many years, and he may also be holding the posture of a dead horse as a live horse doctor. After all, there is no shortage of famous doctors in Xichu, and he has not been able to cure him for so many years, and he is helpless.

Well, very well, if you ask him, then you're welcome.

"Your Highness, don't worry, it won't take a day to cure this stubborn disease." Lu Qingyu said in his mouth, raised his foot and stepped over the threshold of Runshengtang, without reminding Chu Yunlang.

I saw his tall body shake violently, stumble, and almost didn't fall into a.

Lu Qingyu held back a smile, looked at him sideways, and saw that his pale face had a touch of red in it, obviously annoyed and angry.

"Chop this threshold!" Chu Yunlang made a fool of himself in front of so many people, and he was so angry that he gritted his teeth and roared.

The guard behind him drew his knife and really wanted to chop it.

Shopkeeper Qin opened his hands, not knowing what to do, and looked at Lu Qingyu.

Lu Qingyu didn't look at him either, only looked at the guard with a smile, and said unhurriedly, "Runshengtang is a century-old brand, and this threshold is left by the ancestors of the Qin family, which is considered to be a bit old." Not to mention that it is worth 8,000 yuan, 800 yuan is always worth it. ”

The guard's hand with the big knife raised paused, and he looked at Lu Qingyu with a blank look.

Lu Qingyu waved his hand with a smile, "Don't stop, big brother, chop, even if you chop, our shopkeeper is short of silver to buy, and your Royal Highness will give the silver!" ”

The guard's hand didn't know whether to accept or let go, and he stopped in mid-air with the big knife, and saw that Lu Qingyu was working hard for him: Good girl, how can this big knife have to be dozens of catties, what kind of sore arm does it look like when you hold it like this?

Now it's Chu Yunlang's turn to cry and laugh, this girl in front of her is a money scorpion? I want money everywhere, and I'm afraid that my predecessor will fall into the money hole.

"Forget it," he said, waving his hand and stepping over the threshold.

The guard with the broadsword breathed a sigh of relief and silently withdrew the broadsword.

The two guards in the back bent down and put away the red velvet blanket on the ground.

Lu Qingyu thought that when he first met at the Fuyang City Post House, the second prince of Western Chu didn't seem to be so pompous, why did he become like this in just one day?

Was it because he was embarrassed in front of Xiao Heng and the envoys of the Northern Qi Dynasty at that time?

ran to such a small place as Wuzhen, and I don't know what kind of energy he is showing.

Entering the hall, the two sat down, and Lu Qingyu gave him a pulse.

The pulse float is tight, which is a symptom of internal deficiency and external reality.

"Your Highness not only has a headache, but has also added symptoms of tinnitus in the past two years, right?"

Lu Qingyu said the symptoms, and when he saw Chu Yunlang nodding slightly, he suddenly leaned forward, leaned close to his bewitching face, and said in a low and mysterious voice, "There is still a straight disease, right?" ”

"Zhizhong" is the anus, which means that Chu Yunlang has hemorrhoids.

Chu Yunlang's bewitching pale face suddenly turned red, and he looked at Lu Qingyu, "You, you, you" for a long time and was embarrassed to say anything.

In Xichu, the imperial doctors didn't say so straightforward about his pulse, she was a little girl, and she dared to say such a private place in front of a big man like him.

Seriously, really let him - helpless!

"Hahaha, Your Highness doesn't need to be shy, in the eyes of the doctor, there is no distinction between men and women. It is the same everywhere on the human body, regardless of privacy or privacy. ”

Chu Yunlang's face was about to drip blood, and he gritted his teeth and roared, "So, you don't care if I strip naked in front of you?" ”

In a fit of rage, he forgot to call himself "Hongu".

"Don't care!" Lu Qingyu waved his hand aggressively, "It's an honor for you to take it off!" ”

She was holding her arms all the time, with stars in her eyes, Chu Yunlang's face was so good-looking, she must be in good shape, right?

Chu Yunlang was furious by her eyes that seemed to be able to penetrate everything, and his hands tightly pressed the placket, just like Lu Qingyu wanted to forcibly pick his clothes.

"You, aren't you married? Your husband doesn't care about you? "I've never seen such a shameless woman!

Lu Qingyu sneered, "Isn't it you going to take it off?" When my husband saw it, he could only say that you were insulting me, and he would definitely beat you up! ”

Chu Yunlang was speechless, this woman didn't seem to be able to be treated as a normal woman!

He was so angry that he couldn't say anything, slapped his hand on the table, grinded his teeth and asked, "You say, how can this disease be cured?" ”

"Ah, it's not difficult to say that this straight illness is not difficult," Lu Qingyu held his chin, as if thinking, and looked at him with bright eyes for a while.

"First, kill a dog and take the dog's bladder out. Take a hollow bamboo tube and thread it through the dog's bladder. Poke the bladder into the person's anus. Then I started blowing on the bamboo tube outside, and the dog's bladder began to expand in the human body. Then he dragged it out, dragging the bamboo tube and the dog's bladder out. Take a knife to cut off the ulcer and paste it with painkiller herbs. ”

Chu Yunlang grinned when he heard this, and he felt pain before he cut it. This is another killing dog, stabbing it in, pulling it out, and cutting it off with a knife.

How does it sound like killing chickens and fish?

Lu Qingyu continued with great interest, "At this time, there is a problem, that is, the anus can't be dragged back, what should I do?" At this time, you are to be hung upside down so that your anus will automatically fall into your abdomen. But what if you can't go back? That is to use a basin of extra cool water and splash it on your chest and abdomen, which will have a muscle contraction effect, and the anus will retract. ”

She took a "you" in one mouth, and Chu Yunlang was extremely uncomfortable to hear, as if she was there.

"Shut up!" He snorted coldly.

Lu Qingyu was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "Your Highness, you are a doctor who is a scritch." This is not good, this is a disease, it must be cured! ”

"Okay, you give this king!" Chu Yunlang was annoyed and angry, slapped the table, and his slender peach blossom eyes widened.

"That, Your Highness, the prescription I used for you is just a medicinal herb, it is a little expensive, and you need to pay a deposit first."

"Don't you just want money? Yes. Chu Yunlang gritted his teeth and smiled, looked at the guard behind him, and the guard took out a silver ticket and handed it over, and Chu Yunlang slapped it on the table.

"Enough, right?"

Lu Qingyu took it and looked at the denomination, one thousand taels, happy in his heart, and nodded hurriedly, "The deposit is enough, but the whole diagnosis and treatment process costs 10,000 taels." ”

"If you cure the head stroke of this king, Man said 10,000 taels, and 100,000 taels can be afforded by this king!" Chu Yunlang stared at him with red eyes, his eyes were about to split.

"Refreshing!" Lu Qingyu folded the silver ticket, slapped the table and stood up, and said with a smile, "In the end, Your Highness, you have made an extraordinary move, and the folk girl will give you medicine." ”

Shopkeeper Qin greeted her and quietly stretched out his hand to her.

Lu Qingyu had already stuffed the silver ticket into his sleeve, pretending not to understand how to explain to the shopkeeper Qin, "Shopkeeper, you are serving His Royal Highness the Second Prince well." ”

Shopkeeper Qin was so angry that he grinded his teeth on her, and he couldn't say anything in front of Chu Yunlang, so he had to smile and add tea and water to Chu Yunlang.

Lu Qingyu wrote the prescription, thought about it, and gave double the amount of Chuanxiong and oxknee inside, which allowed the guy to grab the medicine and decoction the medicine.

Chu Yunlang sat in the shop and waited, and half an hour later, Lu Qingyu personally came to the front hall with a bowl of black medicine and handed it to him, "Your Highness, drink it while it's hot." ”

Chu Yunlang frowned and sniffed the smell of the medicine, but he didn't drink it immediately.

Seeing this, Lu Qingyu scooped a spoonful and drank it. She knew that these nobles lived very carefully, and they were afraid that others would poison them.

Chu Yunlang was stunned, where was he afraid of poison? It's really that this medicine is too dark, it smells too weird, he can't drink it, okay?

"Your Highness, it's not poisonous." Lu Qingyu looked at him puzzled and asked, "Why don't you dare to drink it?" ”

Isn't he afraid to drink it? Obviously you don't want to drink it, okay?

However, he was squeezed into this by Lu Qingyu, and he couldn't talk about it if he didn't drink it.

So he could only pinch his nose and pick up the bowl, lift his neck and pour it down, almost without swallowing in the middle, seeing Lu Qingyu stunned.

She understood, he was afraid of the bitterness of the medicine after a long time.

"Come, Your Highness, eat this and have a taste." Lu Qingyu turned around and took out a small white porcelain jar, took a silver chopsticks and handed it to his mouth.

Chu Yunlang subconsciously swallowed.

The sweet and sour taste instantly satisfied his taste buds.

His furrowed eyebrows suddenly loosened, and he stared at a pair of peach blossom eyes, "What?" One more. ”

"This is candied tangerine peel, which is the most relieving taste!" Lu Qingyu smiled and clipped another one for him, stuffed it into his mouth, and didn't forget to remind him, "Your Highness, we are a small business, and it is not easy to make some money." ”

Chu Yunlang immediately raised his vigilance and glared at her, "What do you want?" ”

"This ...... for silver" Lu Qingyu forgot his right hand in front of him and bared his teeth, "Your Highness is not the kind of person who eats and drinks for nothing, right?" ”

Chu Yunlang was so angry that he chewed the tangerine peel in his mouth, just like eating Lu Qingyu's meat, "You're not afraid that you won't be able to climb out of your eyes when you lose money?" ”

He sneered, gritting his back molars.

"How good it is to lose money, what are you doing when you climb out, just lie down in it." Lu Qingyu didn't feel that he was a stingy person at all, he spoke in a high-sounding manner, his face was not red and his heart was not beating.

Chu Yunlang was out of luck, he was about to be angry with her, and the depression in his heart couldn't be relieved, so he simply snatched the white porcelain bottle in Lu Qingyu's hand, grabbed the pair of silver chopsticks and ate it.

"Hey, Your Highness, this bottle is a hundred taels, ...... you eat it like this?" "Afford to eat!" Chu Yunlang snorted, looked back at the guard, the guard took out a silver ticket and handed it to him, he slapped it on the table, the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table jumped up, and he didn't know how much his palm hurt!

"Your Highness likes to eat it, but it's not enough," Lu Qingyu took out the silver ticket from his hand and smiled brightly, "As long as you prepare the silver!" ”

Chu Yunlang was so angry that he ate all the tangerine peels in the porcelain bottle.

However, after eating, he found that after being angry by Lu Qingyu, his head didn't seem to hurt so much, and there was no such buzzing sound in his ears, and the whole person was refreshed, as if he had taken the elixir.

He grinned, wanted to laugh, and held back.

Glancing at Lu Qingyu, who was still busy, he pursed his lips tightly, so that he didn't tell the bastard woman, lest he be blackmailed by her again.

This woman has a grudge against him.

After the guy wrapped all the medicines, Lu Qingyu personally handed them to Chu Yunlang and explained in detail, "Your Highness, this medicine is taken twice a day, three bowls of water and one bowl of medicine, and soaked for two moments before boiling, can you write it down?" ”

Chu Yunlang said casually, "You tell my little servant." He pushed out the little guy with his head bowed beside him.

Lu Qingyu explained to his little servant again.

In fact, what Lu Qingyu said, Chu Yunlang remembered it all clearly.

He asked the little servant to carry the medicine bag, and got up to leave, but when he crossed the threshold, he suddenly stopped again, turned his head, and said, "That, you, can you still scratch me again?" ”

He will never forget that taste. When I scraped, the fire burned and I felt that a layer of skin was peeled off, but after that, I felt that the pores all over my body were as if they had been opened, and it was so comfortable!

Lu Qingyu didn't expect this guy to make this request, last night on the city wall, his two arms were almost ripe, I didn't expect to dare to let her shave, it seems that it has an effect.

For the sake of the silver, she happily agreed, "Cheng, Your Highness will come whenever you are free, and I will accompany you at any time!" ”

whispered again, "This doesn't charge money, it's a gift." ”

Chu Yunlang suddenly smiled, like a mountain of flowers, "Now I want to scrape!" ”

Lu Qingyu was stunned, he didn't expect this guy to climb down the pole, and he just gave a good face and didn't leave.

But just scrape, it's not a big deal.

So she found a gua sha board and asked Chu Yunlang to lie on the small bed in the inner room, remove his shirt, and scrape the Yang Ming Sutra on his back.

Chu Yunlang grinned in pain, only to feel that his back was hot, as if he had been smeared with a layer of chili oil.

He couldn't help but exhale bitterly, "You have a personal vendetta? Is it okay to tap it? ”

"Your Highness, is the folk girl the one who has a personal vendetta? Tapping doesn't work. After speaking, Lu Qingyu scraped from top to bottom on his back, leaving a long red mark.

Chu Yunlang suddenly shouted.

He wanted to say that you were, but now he was a fish on the chopping board, and he didn't dare to say more, so he had to keep his mouth shut and not dare to say anything, lest she secretly make a mistake.

was blowing, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and a person, sweating profusely, broke in, and saw a man lying on the bed shirtless, and Lu Qingyu was scribbling his hands on his back.

Lu Qingyu, who heard the movement, raised his head and looked at Hongyu with four eyes!