Chapter 20: The crotch of the pants is on fire!
Early the next morning, Long Jiuyao took Mo Ying's hand and pushed open the door.
Guo Dakuan sat in front of the door, wrapped in a quilt, sneezed and foamed his nose, wiped it with his sleeve and said, "Brother and daughter-in-law look better than yesterday's woman!"
"Old Wangba, you don't stink fart!" Mo Ying snorted, took Long Jiuyao's hand and ran out of the yard.
Guo Dakuan looked at the backs of the two and grinned, laughed and cried: "I also want a daughter-in-law, woo woo woo woo ......"
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Today is the first day of the new year, and the town guard said that the mountain bandits will come to the town today to rob the people.
Long Jiuyao had breakfast and took Mo Ying to walk around the street.
Because of the bazaar, the town is particularly lively today, and many people from other places set up stalls on the street to sell things, including some people from other tribes, and the things they sell look very tribal.
"Little brother, it's so lively today!"
"The town guard said that it is not surprising that there will be mountain bandits coming to the town today to rob. ”
Mo Ying stopped when she heard this: "Then what should I do? I use Gu magic to drive them away?"
Long Jiuyao stared at Mo Ying, and said very seriously: "Today there is bound to be a war between me and the mountain bandits, this war is very important to me, you don't want to participate." Even if I die at the hands of the bandits, you don't want to participate, understand?"
"Oh~" Mo Ying pulled a long voice and reluctantly pursed her mouth.
At this time, the big bell in front of the town gate was suddenly ringed, and Long Jiuyao hurried over when he heard the sound, and Mo Ying followed uneasily.
Standing in front of the town gate, Long Jiuyao saw a group of strong men in the distance, rushing towards Xinglong Town with murder weapons in hand.
The town guard had already arrived at the town gate with the militia, but the militiamen were obviously frightened by the bandits, and the hands holding the weapons were constantly shaking.
Long Jiuyao walked in front of the town guard and stretched out his hand: "The short sword is borrowed from me, you can just watch from the sidelines." ”
The town guard handed out the short sword, and after Long Jiuyao took it, he turned around and stood in front of the town gate and hooked his fingers: "Come on, come on, the little brother on the other side will look over." ”
More than a dozen mountain bandits stopped, and a strong man with a beard and a leading appearance asked coldly: "Where did you come from, don't die! If you know each other, get out of here, or Lao Tzu will split you!"
"Lao Tzu is standing here, if you want to enter Xinglong Town, you have to step on my corpse to get in. ”
"Hmph, I don't know what to do, kill him!" The strong man waved his hand, and more than a dozen strong men rushed over in an instant.
"You are a little angry, Lao Tzu will give you defeat!"
Long Jiuyao looked at the mountain bandits who rushed up, and for a moment he felt like he had returned to the days before he was discharged from the army, before he went to the laboratory, and was in the motherland to defend the frontier.
The blood in his body was agitated, Long Jiuyao laughed loudly, and his eyes were full of excitement.
Grabbed a bandit with his left hand and handed out a short sword with his right hand.
"Poof!"
Long Jiuyao pierced the mountain bandit's heart with a knife, and blood instantly splashed his face.
"Little brother, watch the back!"
Long Jiuyao turned his head when he heard the sound, and a mountain bandit raised his knife and slashed over.
Long Jiuyao raised his left hand to catch the blade, blood flowed out of his palm, and he wiped the mountain bandit's neck with a backhand.
One didn't pay attention, and a mountain bandit stabbed Long Jiuyao into Long Jiuyao's lower abdomen from the side.
"Little brother, are you okay?" Mo Ying's eyes flashed with tears, remembering Long Jiuyao's instructions, and finally relaxed her fists and stood in place obediently.
"Oh! yes!" Long Jiuyao smiled at the bandit, leaking out a mouthful of blood-stained white teeth, and tilted his head to break the bridge of the bandit's nose.
No spells, no technology, all with strong physical fitness in hand-to-hand combat!
Ten minutes later, the ground was covered with the corpses of the mountain bandits.
The bearded man was lying on the ground, and when he saw Long Jiuyao, who was like a Shura, walking towards him, he kept retreating in fright.
"Brother, there is ...... If you have something to say, you ...... If you spare my life, I promise I will never dare to come again!"
"Hehe, are you scared? It's a pity that it's late, with me, the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't set foot in Xinglong Town half a step! Look at my face carefully, Lao Tzu can't forget me after you drink Meng Po soup!"
Long Jiuyao stepped forward and grabbed the strong man's hair, one, two, three knives, and stabbed the knife in his chest!
The strong man lay on the ground and kept blistering with blood in his mouth, and after a while, his eyes were closed, and his legs were kicked and he couldn't breathe.
Long Jiuyao turned around, covered in blood, and his cuffs were still dripping with blood, and he limped towards Xinglong Town.
When the town guard and others saw him like this, they all gasped!
"Sakura-chan, you...... Guys, isn't it handsome?" Long Jiuyao finished speaking, and one of them stumbled and fell to the ground and fainted.
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The sun is shining brightly at noon.
Long Jiuyao lay on the bed, watching the Golden Silkworm Gu crawl around on his body, and every time he crawled through a wound, the wound would heal quickly, and there was no scar.
"Oh, this little thing is amazing!"
Mo Ying sat next to him and shouted fiercely: "What a magical fart! Do you know that if there was no Golden Silkworm Gu, you would have died a long time ago! You have to learn how to be a hero, and make people beat like little bloody people, are you a show of your braincase! Do you know that people are worried about you to death! People just had a cave with you yesterday, and if you die today, you let me ...... I...... Wow......"
Mo Ying shouted and shouted, and suddenly grinned and cried aggrievedly.
"Oh! Little Ancestor, Auntie, don't cry!" Long Jiuyao hurriedly coaxed: "I'm fine, I'm really fine, I don't believe I can try it tonight, I can still fight with you for three hundred rounds!"
"Fight a fart, punish you for not touching me for a month!" Mo Ying sobbed as she stared at Long Jiuyao with fierce little eyes.
"Don't say it's a month, it's okay not to touch you for a year. ”
"You dare!" Mo Ying tugged at his ears: "Who do you want to touch if you don't touch me?" I can tell you Ang, I can give you a Gu, if you dare to touch other women, be careful that your little loach rots!"
"What is it?" Long Jiuyao was suddenly unhappy: "Have you lost your conscience?"
"Oops, you, you...... Shut up for me!" Mo Ying grabbed a chicken leg and stuffed it into Long Jiuyao's mouth.
Long Jiuyao took a bite and praised: "Not bad, fragrant!"
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Late at night, Long Jiuyao hugged Mo Ying, habitually wanting to light a cigarette afterwards, but there was no smoke, so he could only clip a candle to make a show.
"Little brother, why are you holding a candle?
"Ah...... yes, get used to it. ”
"What bullshit habits. Mo Ying muttered, leaned on Long Jiuyao's chest and said, "Little brother, you are really majestic today!"
Long Jiuyao said arrogantly: "Of course, of course, the crotch is burning when the pants are on fire!"
"However, I feel that after you killed those mountain bandits, the eyes of the people seem to have changed when they look at you. ”
"Tell me what has become. ”
Mo Ying thought for a while and said, "They used to look at you with respect, but now that they look at you, I feel as if they want to rob me of a man." ”
"Hehe, actually, I don't want to kill the bandits, but we're going to the Styx, and I have to find a way to leave a way back for myself. ”
Long Jiuyao killed the mountain bandits in order to deter the people and leave a deep impression in their hearts, in case they left the tea and cool, of course, these things Mo Ying could not imagine.
However, in Mo Ying's heart, what Long Jiuyao did was right, and he could only pretend to understand and nodded.
"What's the matter, Sakura-chan, did I scare you by killing so many people?"
"Of course not, I'm not so bold! In our Miao Territory, all the clansmen who have committed a capital crime are enforced by me!" Mo Ying sat up and said excitedly: "To deal with those ferocious guys, I will drive the Gu worms into their bodies, eat their hearts, livers and lungs, listen to them scream and die little by little, and then let the Gu worms eat their corpses, and then ...... their bones."
"Sakura-chan, you...... Don't talk about it!" Long Jiuyao interrupted Mo Ying's words.
Mo Ying asked puzzledly, "What's wrong, little brother?"
"I ...... I'm a little scared ......."