Xu San was stunned and said with a wry smile: "So that's the case."

On the street of Chang'an, at the head of the river bridge, there is a person standing and a person squatting. There was silence in the distance, the bright moon was in the sky, the reflection entered the river, and the evening breeze was blowing, sparkling.

"Why are you two here?"

Li Da, who came in a hurry, asked with a thick breath, and a dense layer of sweat beads on his forehead.

Shang Si greeted him and explained: "I was going back to the alley, but I forgot that it was the alley, and I was afraid that you wouldn't find it, so I had to wait at this bridge." How's that doing? Uncle, what did you say? ”

Li Da said with a bitter face: "What do you say? Looking around the outskirts of Chang'an several times, you don't know how terrifying it is for your uncle to frown, wrinkle the bridge of his nose, and his round eyes. ”

When Shang Si heard this, he couldn't help but recall the scene when Uncle Xu came to ask for someone, and he was afraid.

"Don't dare to think, don't dare to think. What happened? ”

"Later?" Li Da complained: "What can I do later? Xu San can't be found outside Chang'an City, Uncle Xu is about to kill! said that if you live to see people, you must see corpses when you die! No, send more people to search all over the country! ”

"Huh?" Shang Si shouted in a low voice: "It seems that this uncle is not light, so won't Xu San escape death this time?"

Li Da raised his eyebrows and said, "What do you say?" By the way, how's your side? Why did that kid sit there with a listless face, could it be that he was worried about his own life? Not like his style. ”

"He?" Shang Si chuckled, "How can it? As soon as the scholar dies, he will not be bound to this. ”

"Oh?" Li Da swept past Shang Si and looked at Shang Si who was drooping his head, and became more and more curious: "Then what's the matter with him?" Could it be..."

Shang Si smiled and nodded, "Since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass, and Xu Sangongzi, who boasts of being above the top, can't escape!" ”

"Okay, you're still four, to this day, you still have the leisure to joke with me?!"

Xu San roared angrily, only to see a folding fan thrown at Shang Si.

Shang Si reacted quickly, bent over, and avoided the folding fan. Li Dashang didn't react in a hurry, and saw the folding fan flying straight towards his head, and with a "snap", he was dizzy.

Covering his head, he screamed.

Shang Si bent down to pick up the folding fan, and said, "Xu San, your current technique is getting better and better, look, a folding fan is thrown by you quickly!"

"Get up! Leave me alone! Xu San said angrily, turned his head to the side, and no longer paid attention to Shang Si.

Li Daben wanted to open his mouth to hold him accountable, but when he saw this, he shifted the spearhead and said, "What is fast and ruthless? It's obvious that it was you who lost, and I was beaten, and you still look light? ”

Shang Si pouted and said, "I can't blame me either, who told you not to dodge?" You see, I dodged, I didn't fight! ”

"You!" Li Da was speechless, crying with a sad face, "Who am I trying to provoke?" He lost face among the people of Chang'an during the day, and trembled in the evening, but now he is innocently beaten in the plain? Is there any reason left? ”

"Heavenly Reason?" Shang Si smiled without hesitation: "If you want to know if there is a heavenly reason, you go and talk to God!"

Li Da pointed at Shang Si and sighed twice, "Look at your gloating appearance, what a real villain!" ”

Shang Si stuck out his tongue and didn't care, "What about the villain, what about the gentleman?" A villain who jokes honestly is much better than a gentleman who sneaks in behind his back. ”

"Strong words!"

Li Da shook his sleeves angrily, but he was helpless, so he changed the topic and said, "You haven't told me yet, what's wrong with Xu San?" After a trip to the Red Sleeve Building, you were so depressed and listless? ”

"Oh he!" Shang Si glanced at Xu San in the distance, pulled Li Da to the side, and told the story of today's incident.

"Is that so?" Li Da's eyes widened in surprise, and then he couldn't help laughing.

Shang Si's index finger pressed against his thin lips and "shh But I really didn't expect this kid to be really tempted. ”

Li Da glanced at Xu San a few times, and said pertinently: "I look at him, it doesn't seem to be tempting, but he has hit a wall and is frustrated."

Shang Si smiled and said: "He, he has been pampered by people before and after, and few women in the world can refuse him, and now there are people who disdain him, I am afraid that he was frustrated at the beginning, and he remembered it in his mind, and he will hang on it in his heart in the future, and he can't escape."

Li Da agreed: "I agree with what you say, but instead of thinking about this now, it is better to think about how he will spend tonight."

Shang Si let out a long sigh, lowered his head and said, "I don't know... What to do? I can only bear the guilt..."

A week later, Chang'an Tea House.

Liu Bei, Zhang Fei was drinking, saw a big man, pushed a cart, went to the store to rest, entered the store and sat down, and called the bartender: "Quickly pour wine to eat, I will rush into the city to join the army!" ”

The white-eyed old man on the stage was like a river, spitting was flying, and the whole house applauded when he woke up.

"Just guess and you'll know you're here."

Xu San went up to the second floor and saw Shang Si and Li Daben sitting straight down.

Shang Si and Li Da were shocked when they heard this, and asked one after another, "Aren't you grounded at home for reflection?"

"Ran out." Shang Si replied casually, trying the teapot as he spoke, "Is there any water?" ran all the way, hid all the way, and I was almost dying of thirst. ”

"Why is there no water?" complained, and then shouted: "Xiao Er, serve tea!" Dragon Well before the rain! ”

"Okay! Father! ”

Xiao Er, who was guarding the staircase, immediately went down with a teapot.

"No, how did you get out? It's only been less than a week, and if you let your uncle know, your ass will probably bloom again! ”

As soon as the words fell, Shang Si and Li Da smiled unkindly.

Xu San pursed his lips, looking indifferent, "A good man doesn't mention the courage of the year, what is a wrench?" The people of my Xu family have all been on the battlefield! People who come in blood and go in blood! ”

"That's it." Shang Si teased: "But have you ever been on the battlefield? Have you ever killed someone? Have you ever escaped death by the sword? Fortunately, the man didn't mention the courage of the year. ”

Xu San instantly cried with a sad face, "So this ass really hurts." I haven't been able to get out of bed for days. ”

Shang Si was puzzled: "I haven't been able to get out of bed for a few days, how dare you come to look for us today?" Aren't you afraid that your uncle will find out and give another wrench? ”

Xu San said mysteriously: "Look at what you said, although I haven't experienced wind and rain, I am still fearless with a wrench." I have come to you today for something important. ”

Li Da raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's just..."

Xu San was just about to speak, but Li Da hurriedly interrupted again: "Don't, you still don't say it, anyway, it's not a good thing from your mouth." It's better if I don't know. ”