Chapter 81: SpongeBob SquarePants' Temptation
Xia Can looked at everything in front of him, and always felt that there was a sense of unreality surrounding him, Lin Yang, who was smiling and couldn't see his eyes, and Lin Yang's coat on his body, made Xia Can feel the happiness he hadn't seen for a long time.
"Do you remember the first time I brought you to eat Malatang, what you said?" Xia Chan pressed the egg in the bowl down.
"Remember! I hated you back then! I thought this kind of stall would definitely not be delicious! Lin Yang smiled and put the ham sausage in the bowl into Xia Can's bowl.
When Xia Can brought Lin Yang to this stall for the first time, it was the first date between the two of them, Lin Yang originally wanted to take Xia Can to eat Western food, but Xia Can said nothing, and took Lin Yang's hand and walked on the deserted street.
On the day Xia Can took the initiative to hold Lin Yang's hand, Lin Yang blushed from his face to his ears without any interest, and only reluctantly let go of his hand when he got to the vicinity of the stall.
At that time, Xia Can also laughed at Lin Yang for being shy, but Lin Yang put a lot of chili peppers in Malatang, so he had to say that he was spicy.
"Lin Yang, thank you!" Xia Can likes to reminisce, as soon as he recalls, he always thinks of some bad things, and when he thinks of Lin Yang's tolerance and forgiveness for himself, he has an inferiority complex that comes out of his heart.
Lin Yang almost didn't choke, "What did you say?" ”
Xia Can shook his head and didn't say anything, just lowered his head and smiled. Thank you for not abandoning me, thank you for not disliking me so badly, and thank you for the childishness you are willing to guard.
Han Liang put Fu Yu in the passenger seat, Han Liang regretted it, Fu Yu was dancing and babbling nonsense in the passenger seat as if he had drunk fake wine.
"Youkai! Parking for the sprinklers! As he spoke, he slapped it and hit Han Liang's neck.
Han Liang held back his anger and pushed Fu Yu back, "Be safe!" ”
"Hey! How dare you fight back! Let the Sprinkler family accept you! Fu Yu said, pulled off the belt on his pants, took the belt and threw himself at Han Liang.
If it weren't for the seat belt being restrained, it is estimated that the belt would be on Han Liang's neck, "What is it that imprisons the Sprinkle family!" Monster! Hurry up and untie it to the Sprinklers! ”
"I'll untie it if you're obedient, okay?!"
Han Liang controlled the steering wheel with one hand and pressed Fu Yu's head with the other, which was the safest way at present.
"Phew! You wicked! Dare to talk to me about conditions! Look at the sprinkler family slapping you to death! Fu Yu threw the belt casually as he spoke, and as soon as his hand was raised, Han Liang braked suddenly.
The belt just smashed on Han Liang's forehead, and it was a little broken, but it wasn't too big, after Han Liang pulled over the car, he threw the belt to the back seat and unfastened his seat belt.
looked at Fu Yu with some anger: "You are drunk again!" I'll lock you in the trunk! ”
When Fu Yu saw Han Liang like this, he was a little stunned, nestled in the passenger seat, and the expression on his face became aggrieved, "Demon!" Even if I can't beat you! But I'm not going to give in! ”
Han Liang smiled when he saw Fu Yu like this, this kid is quite cute when he is drunk, and he will have time to fill him more in the future. What's the grudge, let's get home and say okay?! ”
Fu Yu thought about it seriously, "Okay!" I think your proposal is very good! ”
As soon as Han Liang fastened his seat belt and was about to start the car, Fu Yu slapped him over, hitting the wound on Han Liang's forehead.
"Hah! It's a mistake! The Sprinkle family is not so easy to discuss! Die to the wicked! ”
Han Liang covered his head for a long time, but the pain didn't ease up, "hiss....."
After Fu Yu beat Han Liang, he sat in his seat very obediently and stared at Han Liang, and then let out a loud vomiting sound, which made Han Liang's heart cold.
"I'm a new car!" When Han Liang turned his head, he found that Fu Yu, this kid, vomited himself.
Han Liang endured the nausea and pulled Fu Yu out of the car, and before Han Liang could help Fu Yu take it off, he saw Fu Yu's pants fall off by himself, revealing the yellow SpongeBob SquarePants inside....
Han Liang looked at SpongeBob SquarePants on Fu Yu's ass and raised his eyebrows, "It's really wild!" ”
Fu Yu felt that his legs were cold, and just as he was about to walk forward, he was tripped by his pants and sat firmly on the ground.
Han Liang was just about to help, but as a result, he only grabbed Fu Yu's shirt, I don't know if Fu Yu's clothes were of bad quality, or if Han Liang's hands were strong, and Fu Yu's shirt was gone.
Fu Yu sat on the ground and touched his buttocks in pain, "I'll wipe it!" It hurts! ”
Han Liang looked around, fortunately there were no pedestrians, so he took off his coat and put it on Fu Yu, and then wiped the vomit on Fu Yu's body with his torn shirt.
Then without hesitation, he put Fu Yu in the back seat.
The first thing Han Liang did when he got home was to fill the bathtub with water and throw Fu Yu in.
Fu Yu looked like he was going to die, and fluttered a few times in the bathtub, "I'll wipe it!" Help me! ”
Han Liang finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he put half of the water in the bathtub away, and then went downstairs with confidence and went to the convenience store downstairs to buy some hangover medicine and underwear...
When Han Liang chose underwear, he kept secretly complaining that the quality of Fu Yu's clothes was too poor! It was hung up by the door! Even the last piece of clothing was torn.....
Han Liang was in a complicated mood, so much so that when he bought underwear, he actually bought SpongeBob SquarePants.... When I finally checked out, I couldn't help but go back and change the black one....
When Han Liang came back, Fu Yu fell asleep directly in the bathtub...?
When Han Liang was just about to fish Fu Yu out of the bathroom, Fu Yu stretched out his hand and hooked Han Liang's neck, blowing on Han Liang's neck all the time.
After Han Liang felt ** for a while, his legs went weak and he fell into the bathtub, and Han Liang felt that something had hit him.... Reaching out and touching it, Han Liang regretted it a little....
Why did you touch that thing?? Fu Yu's face flushed, Han Liang looked at Fu Yu's face, swallowed his saliva, and finally sanity overcame him.
pushed Fu Yu away and climbed out of the bathtub, "Fu Yu, your uncle!" ”
Fu Yu lay in the bathtub and hummed a few times, but there was no sound.
Han Liang stared at Fu Yu in the bathtub for a long time, and always felt that he had worked so hard for so long, and if he didn't do something, he seemed sorry for being so tired.
But if you do something, it will be very immoral, Han Liang has been jumping left and right in morality and desire for a long time.
Finally, I ran to the room, got a bath towel, fished Fu Yu out of the bathtub, wiped it clean, helped Fu Yu put on his underwear, and then went to the guest room with the quilt.
After doing these things, Han Liang couldn't help but sigh that he was really a decent gentleman! Then I stared at the ceiling in a daze, thinking about it for a long time, and the more I thought about it, the more I lost.
As soon as he walked to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, he received a message from Lin Yang, "Uncle, are you done?" I don't have a place to sleep! ”