"Do you have an opinion?" Lu Fei looked at the little three zombies with angry eyes, "If you have an opinion, reduce it by half." ”

The junior zombie hurriedly surrendered, "My lord, I was wrong. I can't reduce it anymore, I also pointed to the end of the month to pay my salary and go back to Yihong Courtyard! ”

Yihongyuan?

Isn't that a green house?

Zhang Shan thought to himself.

"Hmph......" Lu Fei shook his hand and left.

Zhang Shan followed him to a row of side rooms.

Pushing open the door, there was only a coffee table and a bed, not even a futon.

"It's a little rudimentary, but we're zombies, can we deal with it?" Lu Fei asked.

Zhang Shan smiled.

Is the objection valid?

Apparently not.

"Okay, the work and accommodation have been arranged for you, enjoy the good life in the ancient country of Yueqin." Lu Fei took his hand and said, "I still have official business, so I won't care about you for now." ”

Zhang Shan hugged his fists.

As soon as Lu Fei left, the fat zombie junior 'rolled out'.

It's still the same expression of wanting to eat people, no, eating zombies.

"A zombie that eats a zombie is not a good zombie." Zhang Shan said with a grin.

The little third zombie snorted coldly and restrained his expression, "New here, do you understand the rules?" ”

"What rules?" Zhang Shan wondered.

"Of course, the salary is paid, until it becomes a regular, don't look at me so surprised, every new employee comes here is the same, for the sake of you being a newcomer, pay six hundred a month, and the remaining two hundred as living expenses, do you have any opinions?"

"No, that's good."

The junior zombie finished asking and answering himself, then patted Zhang Shan's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Do a good job, when the old captain retires, I will become the captain of the escort envoy, and I will consider promoting you as a confidant. ”

Life is really full of repression, even in the zombie empire.

The so-called people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden.

Zhang Shan definitely doesn't want to be ridden by others, although there are no normal people here, but he just can't.

Zhang Shan gently pushed away the palm of the little third zombie, "I'm sorry, I haven't heard of such a rule. ”

"Am I not telling you now?" The little three zombies glared.

"Say what?" Zhang Shan said casually.

"Be obedient, don't make trouble, I'm afraid." The little three zombies looked a little flirtatious, and it should be the bad atmosphere brought out from Yihong Courtyard.

He seems to have sensed that this guy is starting to rebel, and now he is so horizontal, if he doesn't train it well, won't he be lawless in the future?

He clenched his fists and looked at him menacingly.

Zhang Shan hooked his finger at him.

"What?" The little three zombies looked at him.

"Tell you a secret." There was a little bit of evil hidden in Zhang Shan's flat smile.

"Secret? What secrets can you have? ”

Although the little three zombies were very skeptical, they were still inevitably curious, and sure enough, they turned their ears to the past.

Bang dang!

Zhang Shan punched him in the head.

The little three zombies didn't scream in pain or fall to the ground as they imagined.

Instead, he looked at him in astonishment.

It seems that he hasn't understood that Zhang Shan dared to beat him.

"I'll go, so hard."

Zhang Shan shook his hand and smashed another punch on his head.

There was another clang.

The little three zombies were angry and spat out corpse gas.

Bang dang...... Bang dang...... Bang dang......

The corpse leaked again.

The little three zombies finally didn't stand the beating, and sat on the ground with a languid face, with tears in their eyes, like a bullied child, extremely aggrieved.

As if to say, "You hit me?" Woo, you actually hit me! ”

Zhang Shan couldn't help laughing a little, it was not a low-level zombie, and his IQ was not too high.

It is precisely because of this that Zhang Shan dared to blatantly bully him.

Zhang Shan squatted down, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Xiaosan, what about your brother Shan, I also have a rule, generally go to work in a new place, and the old employees have to pay their salaries, which can be regarded as subsidizing my life, until I become a regular, can you understand?" "The end

The little third zombie shook his head, and said pitifully: "But, but I have placed an order in Yihong Courtyard, if I don't have the money to settle the bill when I go to the courtyard, they will beat me." ”

"That's it! That's pathetic. Zhang Shan pretended to be contemplative.

"That's right, I only go to Yihong Courtyard once a month, and it's already so pitiful, you can't deprive me of my salary anymore." The little zombie blinked and pleaded.

Zhang Shan nodded, and the little third zombie was just overjoyed, so he added, "In that case, for the sake of you being so cute, no, for the sake of pity, let's break it in half!" ”

The little third zombie raised his fists and was about to beat him, but when he thought that it hurt so much to beat himself just now, he was a little afraid to do so, and finally froze his hands, and his eyes were about to run down.

"Do you have an opinion?" Zhang Shanxue said in Lu Fei's tone just now: "If you have an opinion, reduce it by half." ”

"Nope! No! The little three zombies immediately compromised.

Eight hundred is reduced by half and there are four hundred left, and you can go to Yihong Courtyard to drink a pot of wine.

If it is reduced again, it can only be with the northwest wind.

As the saying goes, uncles can endure it, and aunts can endure it.

Who made him better than me?

The little three zombies comforted themselves like this.

At this time, Zhang Shan showed a malicious smile again and said, "You must have a deposit, right?" ”

"How do you know?" The little third zombie looked around, as if he was afraid that others would overhear that he had a deposit.

Zhang Shan smiled, "You are so cute, you must have a deposit." ”

"Does cuteness have anything to do with deposits?" The little three zombies were puzzled.

"Of course." Zhang Shan Road.

"Really?" The little three zombies scratched their heads.

"In this way, you tell me first, how much you have in savings, and I will give you a good analysis of how cute you are." Zhang Shan flickered.

The little third zombie thought about it seriously for a while, and said: "The food is free, one thousand six per month, one thousand to go to Yihong Courtyard once, sometimes one thousand two, I have been doing this for three years." ”

The little third zombie snapped his fingers and calculated: "Ten months in a year, if you don't open a small stove, you can save an average of about four hundred per month, and three years is ...... It's ......"

He calculated for a long time, but he didn't figure out why.

Zhang Shan, a zombie who didn't go to school, was still a little smarter than him, he didn't know geometry, he didn't know functions, at least he knew that there were twelve months in a year, and three years were 14,004.

Obediently, he's still a cute little tyrant!

Zhang Shan coughed lightly, "Don't forget it, give me your bank card, and I'll go to the money bank to check and find out." ”

"yes." The little three zombies suddenly realized.

Isn't it, just look it up.

The little third zombie directly took out his wallet, took out a black bank card and handed it to Zhang Shan, "Thank you." ”

Thank?

"No thanks."

If it weren't for Zhang Shan's childhood with Wang Banxian and Wang Banxian fooling people and ghosts in Zhangjiawan, he was used to fooling people, in front of such a cute zombie, I am afraid he would have to blush to show respect!

Meizizi put away the bank card, and Zhang Shan asked again: "How much is the password?" ”

The little third zombie wanted to speak in Zhang Shan's ear, but he was not as tall as him, and he jumped several times, but he didn't say anything.

Zhang Shan understood, leaned over, and then he said softly: "123456." Keep it a secret. ”

"Don't worry, I'm very tight-mouthed and will never tell anyone." Zhang Shan assured.

"Retractor." The little three zombies were still not at ease, and stretched out their fingers.

"Okay, pull the hook."

"Hang yourself on the hook for a hundred years, and you must not change."

Only fools tell others.

Is Zhang Shan a fool? What a silly question!

Zhang Shan touched the head of the little three zombies, "Okay, I'll help you check the deposit, you go and help me sweep the floor, reasonable division of labor, do you have any opinions?" ”

"Nope."

The little three zombies happily went to sweep the floor.

What is he happy about?

How could there be such a cute zombie in this world!

It's too much to fool.

I can't bear to destroy this place!

Zhang Shan sighed, and then his eyes turned cold.

Zombies are zombies, and cuteness is not a reason to suck the essence and blood of others with peace of mind!

All zombies, including themselves, must disappear from this world.

The world belongs to human beings!