The beautiful language attack of the knife is not like an ordinary market shrew, a few words back and forth, monotonous and boring, but the idea of novel and innovative ways to greet each other's whole family from all angles: from personality insults to physical defect attacks, including but not limited to sarcasm and swearing, what to scold when you see it, what you think to scold, idioms in various dialects, allusions to myths and legends, meat and vegetarian regardless of it; can not only improvise words, but also make up jokes on the spot to shake off the burden, so every time the battle is not repeated, there are many onlookers when the war starts, and the scene is like a gong in the theater garden-

Of course, the point is that people are beautiful, have good looks and baggage, who doesn't like to listen to it.

The small place of Furong Town has never seen any decent performances, and the storytelling and singing drama is only available at the New Year's Festival temple fair, so the audience listened energetically, and she followed wherever she went. The field applauded.

The knife is beautiful and the kung fu is still practiced when he ran the rivers and lakes with the troupe - playing allegro, commenting on books, singing drums, and being proficient in everything. Moreover, ordinary people scold the street and shout at the top of their voices, and they will be dumb after a while; In other words, she took a breath of dantian gas, and even a cannon like a cannon for an hour without drinking water thatched houses, always with a clear voice and clear words, crisp and crisp, really a professional background, and she couldn't accept it.

This is not the end, what is even more maddening is that even in the months or even years after the incident, you can still hear someone discussing the joke she told after dinner, which is simply a joke for the whole village. The protagonists who were made up by her into the jokes were all popular overnight, and soon became household names within a radius of hundreds of miles. Therefore, no one who has offended her shrewd prickly head can endure this long and humiliating mental torture, and no one dares to provoke her from then on.

Dao Meimei has become famous since then, and she has actually gained a lot of opportunities to make money because of it. Everyone said that she was sharp and good at doing things, so nearby villages and towns would come to ask her to support the field for red and white ceremonies - the more money she earned, the more she could afford it, but the people became less and less homeless.

Guan Xiaoduo really made a fuss when she thought of this.

She was sullenly carrying her rice bowl when she accidentally glanced down the street: she saw several fourteen or fifteen-year-old boys walking together, wandering aimlessly, their erratic eyes always sweeping around the crowd; Among the teenagers, there was a familiar face, she had seen it before at the yamen, and he was a habitual thief who stole chickens and dogs.

Based on Guan Xiaoduo's experience, this group of people is by no means good. She immediately came to her senses, stared at the group intently, raised her hand to smoke the soy milk in the bowl, wiped her mouth with her sleeve, and quietly touched the back of the door, opened the small cabinet on the side, and took out a pair of shoes with a special style.

The shoes were designed by herself.

The thickened soles were nailed with large three-edged iron nails about seven or eight and a half inches long, the burlap uppers were punched with air holes, and the uppers were shoelaces. It's ugly, but it's light and grippy, and it's fast to run on. Guan Xiaoduo tied the trouser hem into the shoelaces, and kept raising her eyes to look down the street, seeing that the gang of thieves had begun to deliberately squeeze into crowded places, ready to wait for an opportunity to start.

At this time, Shopkeeper Zhao, who was sitting behind the counter and was dispensing medicine, took off his glasses and glanced at Guan Xiaoduo: "Who is wearing this thing again?" ”

"Hey, hey."

She called this 'winged and inescaping shoes', which was originally designed for Dahuazi on an errand, and was worn when catching thieves. However, Guan Hua thinks that it is troublesome to wear and difficult to walk - by the time you change your shoes and tie your laces, the thief will be gone.

After Guan Xiaoduo changed it, she jumped on the spot, lifted her skirt and tied it to her waist, and then stretched her arms and kicked her legs, feeling very satisfied - from now on, the fastest creature in the town must be below!

Catch the thief and catch the dirty.

Guan Xiaoduo, who was eager to try, moved around the house for a long time, and finally waited for a hairy boy to stretch out his hand. entered the pocket of someone else, and immediately shouted in the street:

"Hey! That grandson! ”

The clear and loud voice with the tender sound of water spread far away, and the passers-by on the street looked back at her after hearing it.

All the young men shrank their necks in fright, and glanced at this side: it was true to be a thief, but seeing that the other party was just a young girl, they didn't care very much.

However, when Guan Xiaoduo carried a laundry mallet into his hand, one of the teenagers heard a low voice "It's not good, run", and everyone immediately dispersed.

Guan Xiaoduo was like a broken arrow, and chased it out.

There were about four or five of the thieves, and they should have been discussed, and they scattered in different directions. Guan Xiaoduo didn't care about anything else, just stared at the person who committed the crime just now, and chased after him as soon as he slipped away - it was really a 'smoke', and a piece of dust was raised on the street, and the speed was definitely beyond imagination.

As soon as the pedestrians in Furong Town saw that it was Guan Xiaoduo, they immediately flashed to both sides in unison to make way for them.

Guan Xiaoduo took a big step and chased, and chased after him without even running half a street, grabbed the thief's collar, and then hit him with a beautiful grappling hand, pulled his arm and knocked him down on the street, and his knee was pushed towards his lower back, and the young man's little face in confusion was directly attached to the ground, and the soul torture reverberated in his mind three times-

Who am I, and where am I, that I have happened?

Guan Xiaoduo's whole set of movements is as smooth as flowing water, agile as a flying eagle and a rabbit, and fierce as a civet cat catching a mouse.

In the crowd of onlookers, there were those who clapped their hands, many shook their heads and sighed, and most of them did not know the situation. I don't know who shouted, "Little Overlord is beating people again", the neighborhood was full of laughter, and then I heard someone say: "What does a girl's house look like when a boy is knocked down on the street and rides on someone?" ”

Guan Xiaoduo snorted, reached out and touched the young man's waist, and pulled his trouser belt down.

"Whew-"

There was a sigh in the crowd, and the woman reached out to cover the doll's eyes.

"Wow! What are you doing! ”

The young man who was pressed to the ground was also anxious for a while: thieves are also dignified and good! was stripped of her pants by a girl on the street, wouldn't it become a laughing stock in the industry?!

Guan Xiaoduo didn't care about him, grabbed his collar with one hand, and stood up with his trouser belt with the other: "Stand up with your pants in your hand!" Hurry up! ”

The young man looked aggrieved, but he had no choice but to do so. The half-grown man looked at the fourteen or fifteen-year-old age, and got up with a disgraced face, clutching his pants tightly with both hands, and his face was flushed.

Guan Xiaoduo used the belt to tie his arms a few times, and at the end he tied a bow on his chest, ordering:

"Jump!"

"Huh?"

The boy looked confused and didn't understand.

Guan Xiaoduo repeated in an accentuated tone: "I told you to jump on the spot!" ”

The thief had no choice but to do so.

Before he could stumble a few times, three or four purses of different colors and styles fell from him.

There was a sigh in the crowd: "Whose kid is lacking in virtue, why don't you learn well!" ”

"It turned out to be a thief, wow!"

"It's a thief!"

……

Early in the morning, I don't know where such a gang of thieves came from? How many have you already stolen?

The amount of loot was a little unexpected, and when Guan Xiaoduo was bending down to pick up the purse and broken silver, the thief spotted a gap in the crowd and ran away while she was unprepared. Everyone was defenseless, and the young man with his arms tied was playing with his pants, no matter what direction he wanted, just run away first.

Guan Xiaoduo was not in a hurry, she tucked all the things on the ground into her waist, and said to everyone: "Disperse!" Those who have lost something will come back to the yamen to get it! ”

After Guan Xiaoduo finished speaking, he threw off his big stride again, chasing the thief like a gust of wind and running for half a street. In the end, the one who was carrying the pants was not wearing spikes, Guan Xiaoduo caught up in the blink of an eye, and saw her leap into the air, drawing a beautiful arc in everyone's sight, and seeing that the big soles full of iron nails were not very strong according to the young man's. Warped fart. The stock kicked down:

"W-hey!"

Guan Xiaoduo landed steadily with full marks, and her posture was still elegant.

"Ahh

The boy let out a series of rooster crows, not to mention looking, just listening to the movement makes people chrysanthemum. Spend a tight. The onlookers covered the dolls' eyes again: the picture was too miserable.

- Even a three-year-old child in Furong Town knows: Mix in Duoye's territory, don't be a traitor.

Guan Xiaoduo whistled proudly, slowly came to the thief, and shook her toes arrogantly: "Still running?" Can you outrun me? …… See, this is called 'Wings Can't Escape Shoes'! ”

A new term, coupled with the evil girl in front of him who can't be provoked, he can be regarded as a porcelain truth-just for the fart. The new blood-soaked nail holes on the stock are estimated to be unforgettable in this life.

"Don't play dead with me! Get up! Guan Xiaoduo kicked impatiently: "If I don't get up again, I'll step on it!" ”

"Whoa! Don't don't step on don't step on it! …… Obey it! It's all yours! Let me go! ”

Guan Xiaoduo sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, walk at the yamen!" ”

The thief got up from the ground and twisted his ass. So he ran to the yamen and went.

The people who ate melons laughed for a while, and then they gradually dispersed after their discussions.

"Admit it, it's just a spiked shoe! It's a lot better than the one last time! ”

The guy at the breakfast stall on the side of the road laughed while handing a new pair of chopsticks to the young master dressed as a rich man: "Master, give you a new pair." ”

The master, who was stunned by the scene just now, suddenly came back to his senses, and then found that the chopsticks in his hand had fallen to the ground at some point. He took the new chopsticks handed by the guy and asked:

"What do you mean by that?"

"Ahem, you don't know. The little overlord in our town is the younger sister of Dahuazi, and he usually likes to play with some strange things that ordinary people have never seen! The thief caught last time was the most unlucky, and the one he encountered was one that would blow up! The big smoky flower is slamming his face......"

The guy was stunned at the mention of this, but the slightly sympathetic expression was quickly replaced by a no, kind smile.

The boy was shocked: "Dead? ”

"That's not it! The injury is not serious, but people are scared enough! Not to mention that the beard and eyebrows are all burned, and the hair is blown into a curly hair! Sneered, since then he has changed his sneaky mistakes and honestly went home to farm. ”

"Interesting."

This son is Li Jingqiu, the second young master of the Li family, the most famous family in the local area.