This time I got a little angry and said, "Comrade, what do you want to do?" ”

"I want to eat your ——!" The man finally spoke. I had thought that something bad was going to happen before, and I was mentally prepared, but when this person said this, I was still surprised and said, "Comrade, are you crazy? What nonsense? As soon as he finished speaking, I was about to push him with my hand.

As soon as my hand touched him, I felt that this manpower was very strong, and I mustered up all my strength to push it again, but who knew that his body instantly became transparent! I walked over him, staggered into the urine, and put both hands in the urine, I swear—it's just the first time in my life that I've been so close to TM's pee, it smells more ...... than it smells like standing up!

When I wanted to stand up straight, this thing didn't know what spell to use, and it came to my side in an instant, thinking that he would say a few more words, after all, this is how TV and the TV are played, but this guy didn't follow the routine, and kicked me my waist that was not completely straightened, and then my whole body fell into the urine ditch......! The smell of urine all over my body also aroused the anger in my heart, judging from his two moments, this guy is probably not a person, just about to take out the charm from the bag, try my guess, only to find that I didn't have a ......

"Who the hell are you? Even if you really want to eat me, you have to let me die, right? Otherwise, when I arrived in the Netherworld, Lord Yama asked me why I died, and I didn't know why, which might affect reincarnation. I said.

"Just you little ghosts, one Hades, do you think you can still see Hades when you go to the Netherworld? Do you still use it to judge in person? The thing said, "I don't talk so much nonsense, so be ready to die!" "Coming at me as he spoke! And this time it finally showed its true face - blue-faced fangs!

There is no need to test this time, this must be a dead ghost, or a ghost who is likely to die in the toilet, otherwise why do you always like to throw people into the urinal pool? Just as he was about to get close to me, I took out a charm from my shoulder pocket, and by inertia, the ghost loaded it on its own, and stuck it right on its forehead, and in an instant there was a flash of fire,

It turned into a cloud of dust, and the remaining dead ash flowed down the urine pool into the sewers......

I muttered, "Fortunately, Lao Tzu has the habit of leaving the bag, otherwise he would really die in the toilet today; And it will also become a joke in the neighborhood - you look at who, who is drowning in urine......"

I asked myself about the smell – it was a bit strong. Then I went to the sink, turned on the faucet and started washing. Naturally, the cleaning here is not to take off the clothes to wash, but to dilute the smell with water as much as possible, otherwise when I return to my seat, people will think that I fell into the toilet, although I really fell into the toilet......

I felt that I was almost done, so I walked towards the screening room, and when I walked to the screening room, and when I passed the aisle in the middle of the seats, those people covered their noses and said, "What kind of smell?" Why does this person smell so big? "I had no choice but to bite the bullet and keep going.

The light of the movie cloth shone on their faces, and the man sitting next to me seemed the most frightened, in fact, it was a woman, probably his girlfriend, and they saw that others said that I smelled on me, so they temporarily changed their seats.

When I got to my seat, I found that Nurse Liu was gone! I wondered and thought, "Did she go to the toilet too?" "Just sit down and wait for her for a while; But by the end of the movie, she never came back.

During this time, I also asked the person next to me, and the person said with a disgusted face: "She left after you left for a while." Then he said, "It seems that you two are going to break up, I am sure that the smell of urine in your body will turn into the smell of wine tonight." ”

I asked, curiously, "Why do you say that?" ”

"If a lovelorn man doesn't drink some wine, is that still called a lovelorn? That shows that there is hope. The man said, "Drink more, forget about it, this is buddy's experience." With that, he turned his head to the screen with a smug expression, and at the same time he put one of his arms around the woman next to him.

After the movie ended, I went to the toilet and walked around, and shouted twice, but there was really no one, and I saw two women who came out of it pointing at me, and left in a hurry.

I think there's something wrong with it: she won't go to the toilet after me,

Then I also encountered a ghost and was eaten, right? If that's the case, I'm afraid it's more than lucky...... After all, Nurse Li doesn't know how to spell.

When I returned to the military compound, I ran directly to the military clinic, walked to the door and asked, "Comrade, have you seen Nurse Liu come back?" ”

Before the two guards could speak, I was already running inside, and just as I was about to move, Nurse Liu actually came over with a basin! They almost collided, but water still splashed on my clothes.

Nurse Liu was hit and first pushed a step back, but when she looked up and saw me, she actually let out an "ah" and blurted out: "Yang Qifan? Why are you here?! I don't understand why she reacted that way to see me, and I don't understand why she asked.

"I also want to ask you, why did you come back after you didn't finish the movie?" I said.

The two soldiers at the door may have heard the conversation between the two of us and were muttering, and I heard them say: "It turns out that they went to the movies, it seems that Xiao Zhou has a rival in love......"

Although I didn't know who Xiao Zhou was and who he was had nothing to do with me, I still didn't want to cause psychological confusion to the comrades in the army, so I pulled Nurse Liu to a place where they couldn't hear what they were talking to, and asked solemnly, "Didn't I say go to the toilet?" Why did you come back? ”

Nurse Liu bowed her head and was silent, I asked again, and she said, "Oh-I don't worry about Dean Liu, so I came back early......"

"Then you can wait for me to finish the toilet and tell me, you're not too bad for a few minutes, right?" Actually, I'm really a little angry, it's not just that people are letting go of pigeons, what makes me feel more is that Nurse Liu doesn't respect others at all, and she doesn't understand reason; But I'm sane, maybe there's something really going on with her, so I didn't say much, just wondering why she came back without saying hello; Although she said that she was not worried about Dean Liu's reason, it was a little pale, but I was not good at continuing to ask. Besides, I was relieved to see that she was safe and sound, and if something really happened, and the troops knew that I had taken her out, then my sin would be great.

When the time comes, even if the army does not punish me, I will spend a long time, even a lifetime, in self-blame......