Chapter 115: I'm Not Interested in You!
"Qing Shui has seen Lao Jun, but I haven't seen him for many days, is Lao Jun okay?"
"Hehehe, it's okay, it's okay, I haven't been in retreat recently, but I'm lazy, no, I just called the boy to teach a lesson, and he dozed off in the alchemy furnace!"
Qing Shuijun looked at Lao Jun as Lao Jun pointed out, and in the two rows of alchemy furnaces, there were raging fires, like roaring faces, scrambling to get into the alchemy furnace. Somehow, Qing Shui Jun lost his mind when he looked at these alchemy furnaces.
"Tong'er, make tea for Qing Shuijun."
Lao Jun's mellow voice pulled Qing Shuijun back from his trance, and motioned for him to go to the small seat on the side to rest for a while!
"Then Qing Shui-kun came today, not just to see the old man, right?"
Lao Jun touched his beard and smiled faintly. He has always been obsessed with alchemy, and he rarely moves around with other immortals, although his status in the immortal world is not low, but few immortals come to see him. That's why he asked Qing Shui-kun like this.
"Hehehe, Lao Jun is really wise, that's the case, Qing Shui came today to ask Lao Jun for a few pills."
As soon as he heard that he was here to ask for his own elixir, Lao Jun immediately frowned, you must know that the gentleman does not take the favor of others, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he wants the elixir, which makes Lao Jun extremely unhappy! Knowing this, he didn't ask him what he was doing, and sent him off after drinking tea.
However, for the sake of face, he still said calmly: "What does Qing Shui-kun want the pill for?" β
"Shimizu wants to go to Kaleidoscope."
"What? This....... β
Qing Shuijun's answer surprised Lao Jun a little. He had also heard of the kaleidoscope, but the kaleidoscope was very weird, and the queen was in charge, so he didn't say that he had retired safely, and he was afraid that he would live, and he wouldn't live for a few days! Thinking of this, Lao Jun got up directly and said, "Qing Shui-kun should go back, the old man doesn't have the pill you want here." β
"No, old man, listen to me first."
Qing Shuijun hurriedly got up and made a move. For fear that Lao Jun would be really angry, he invited him out.
"It's not like you don't know where that kaleidoscope is! And why bother to suffer for yourself! β
After some entanglement, Lao Jun said what was in his heart, and then stared at Qing Shui sternly, he knew that he must have something unspeakable.
"Lao Jun, that wind god disregards the order of the Three Realms and makes decisions without authorization, and has already opened the kaleidoscope."
"What? When was it turned on? Also, does Your Majesty know? β
"Hehe, at this moment, Your Majesty is discussing with the Wind God how to use kaleidoscopes to balance the heavy building."
"It's ......."
Listening to Qing Shui's words, Lao Jun was suddenly dumbfounded!
Qing Shui continued.
"Since the kaleidoscope was included in the colorful fairy sac, it has been much more stable, and the terrible thing is that one day she has a demonic hair and breaks through the kaleidoscope, and at that time, the whole situation will be difficult to control. If we add the demon king at this time, then we have to face more than just an agreement. β
"Qing Shuijun's pattern is so big, Lao Jun really admires it! You're right, but now His Majesty's focus is on the affairs of the demon capital, I'm afraid it's hard to pull out your thoughts! β
"That's why Qing Shui came to find Lao Jun. I also asked Lao Jun to help Qing Shui for the sake of the Three Realms and for the sake of Heaven. β
"I don't know what kind of Dan Shimizu-kun wants?"
"Polar Dan!"
Lao Jun's color suddenly changed!!
Kaleidoscope β
The little fox is plotting with the invisible how to escape.
"What did you inquire?"
I don't know since when, the invisible and the little fox are closely united, maybe they are in the same predicament, anyway, the picture of the two huddled together is inexplicably a little joyful. The little fox told him what she knew, while recalling the first time she came here.
"This is the kaleidoscope, and the place we are now is called ...... Anle House, governing here is a woman. Here, the status of men is very low. β
"That's it? Finished? β
After listening to it, they were invisible, and this condition was not enough for them to escape!
"Otherwise, you came in the same way, you know what? Speak up! β
Hua Xiaohu was disdainful for a while, he hated this kind of person who didn't do anything by himself, and he was still pointing fingers at others when he was done, not to mention, he still owed him a "debt" invisibly.
"Hey, hey, I didn't mean that, I meant that we have to find out more before we have a chance to escape."
Invisible immediately giggled, in this place where there is no spell, there is no difference between him and Hua Xiao Fox, but Hua Xiao Fox's head turns relatively fast, and he has to rely on him to go back to his own hole!
"Alright, alright. Escape! Hurry up and find a way to get out of this cell, as long as you get outside the cell, no one will be able to catch my flower fox. β
"Uh-huh, think about it, think about it......."
The invisible nodded hurriedly and understood, saying that snakes and rats have a nest of snakes and rats, but they don't want to, the fox and the mouse are in the same room, and the sparks that come out are also shining, and the invisible can't think of it, even if the fox's head thinks of a good idea, it may not be a good idea.
When Hua Xiaofox's gaze began to look at him, he really felt "fear".
"You...... Why are you looking at me like that? β
"Hehe, I'll discuss something with you!"
As he spoke, the little fox smiled wickedly as he slowly approached the invisible.
"Ahh What are you doing, what are you going to do? You stinky fox....... β
"Scream, hahaha, scream, the louder the better!"
The little fox became extremely excited, and his evil smile filled the originally small space, and he was invisibly frightened by the rat's gall and scurried along the wall.
"You...... Don't mess around, I'm ...... We're all demons! β
"Hmph...... now you know we're all demons? It's late! β
The little fox pulled the invisible shoulder, and the already thin invisible was pulled to his side at once, and then, the little fox pressed him against the wall, and his handsome face gradually approached .......
"Ahh Oh my God, Avalokiteshvara! This fox is crazy, please the gods quickly manifest and accept him! β
The desperate invisible would never have imagined in his life that he would be persecuted by a fox, and ...... He actually made a heinous move, it was over, his demon life left a shadow, and he couldn't be clean for the rest of his life, and the face of the little fox was about to touch him, and the invisible internal organs were shattered all of a sudden.
Just as he was in endless pain, a warm wind suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Hey, you're thinking too much, I'm not interested in you!"
Suddenly, the serious voice gave the invisible a trance-like feeling, he seemed to feel that he was dreaming, yes, he must be dreaming, only in a dream, would it be so absurd, so bold.
So, he gently put his hand on the face of the little fox.
"Huh? What smooth skin! β
As soon as he said this, he ushered in a loud slap, and with a "snap-" sound, he invisibly felt a hot pain. immediately covered his face and looked at the little fox aggrievedly.
"You...... Why are you hitting me? β
"Are you sick with this stinky Taoist priest! Why are you touching me? β
"I'm ......, I want to try it, is this a dream?"
Hua Xiaohu almost didn't take a breath, was he not reminded enough, or he was too stupid, why was he so smart when he pretended to be an immortal to deceive him! Thinking of this, Hua Xiaofox wanted to smash him to death with a fist, but he finally held back, after all, one more person would have one more chance to escape.
"I just reminded you that we have to do this to get out! is stupid to death, and pretends to be a Taoist priest to deceive people. β
Listening to the words of the little fox, the invisible almost fainted. Forcing himself to recover from the "dream" just now, he asked weakly: "Brother Fox, can we discuss it in advance, you...... It's easy to misunderstand such a trick suddenly. β
After saying that, someone pretended to blush and lowered his head.
"I'm ......, believe it or not, I really beat you to death! Lao Tzu is not interested in you as a stinky Taoist! β
Hua Xiaofu gritted his teeth angrily, but when he looked back, he had to hold back for his fairy, and he had to find her as soon as possible. The invisible misunderstanding on the side has been resolved, and there is no longer a pole, after all, it is not an honorable thing for two men to stay in such a place all the time.
"Just say no earlier, okay, okay, I'll cooperate, you say!"
In this way, the two muttered for a long time, and the invisible understood the meaning of the little fox, it turned out that he wanted to play a scene to attract the attention of the guards, so as to find an opportunity to escape...... Sacrifice a little bit of your hue.
"Come on, Lao Tzu is out!"
After speaking, the invisible Taoist ripped open his chest, closed his eyes, and the little fox on the opposite side endured the churning in his stomach and pouted.
"Ahh Someone's coming! Help! This fox is crazy! Not even a man spared ....... β
Because he was acting, he could be regarded as using the strength to eat, and his voice was louder than usual, and he didn't shout a few times to attract the guards.
"Hey, hey, hey! What's the noise? Be quiet for me, and be careful to pull you two out and feed the dogs! β
It was a strong man who looked like he had drunk a little wine, and his walk was a little staggering, and his rough voice gradually approached with heavy steps, and when he came to the door of the cell where the little fox and the invisible were imprisoned, he kicked the door so hard that the invisible immediately stopped his mouth.
"Hey, what are you stopping for? Go on! β
The "obscene" little fox was anxious, and while reminding in a whisper, he tore the clothes on the invisible shoulder, and the invisible also reacted and immediately continued.
"Brother Guard, save me...... this person is crazy, he ...... He wants to insult me! β
Maybe it was too simple and pitiful to play invisibly, and the slightly drunk guard seemed to be angry, he "snorted" and began to touch the key on his waist.
"Quick, go on, he's looking for the key..."
The sharp-eyed little fox caught a glimpse of the guard's movements, and acted more energetically, and finally, when his mouth was about to touch the lips of the invisible Taoist, there was a "clang", and the chain of the cell fell to the ground fiercely.
"Three, two, one!"
"I'm fightingβ"
In an instant, from the previous enemy to the "comrade-in-arms" who hated the same enemy. The perfect tacit understanding between the little fox and the invisible Taoist played a "unique" play.
It turns out that when you and your enemies are in trouble together, your enmity can be put on hold.
And just like that, the guard lay on the ground as if dead. And the little fox and the invisible Taoist didn't have time to celebrate, so they hurriedly started the next plan.
"Quick, rip off his clothes."
"Oh, ......, these pants are a bit big!"
In a hurry, an invisible and sudden sentence almost made the little fox vomit blood, he really couldn't figure out how he was deceived by him before, and now it seems that he is really the water in his head. Don't shake or shake, shake half of your head.
"I'm ......, believe it or not, I really beat you to death, told you to strip your clothes, and what are you doing with other people's pants?"
"Oh, yes, yes, I will give him ...... and give him ......!"
After a while, it was done, and the little fox divided the guard's clothes with the invisible, and locked him in the prison, and extinguished all the lights inside, so that even if someone came, they would not be able to find out that they had escaped for a while.
Sure enough, foxes are the smartest in the world!