Chapter 1, I was not born
Heaven and earth are divided, and all things are derived.
Abbot Sacred Mountain grows a strange giant pine, absorbs the aura of heaven and earth, collects the essence of all things, and finally turns into a human form after thousands of years of wind, frost, rain and snow. Born from the night, it is given by heaven as the night, and it is a thousand years of practice before leaving the homeland, so it is called Qianli.
Later, Nuwa calmed down the contradiction between the god of water and the god of fire, and ordered the jade dragon to be the emperor of the fairy world, control the three realms, and when the nine-fold heavenly mansion was first established, Nuwa was compassionate everywhere in order to let the jade dragon win the hearts of the people, and sealed all the demons and immortals as gods, in order to fill the god position of the heavenly realm, and then let the jade dragon collect the night Qianli as the nine-fold heavenly and night monarch, under one person, enjoy the supreme dignity, and later because of the arrogance of the night monarch, everywhere provoked right and wrong, so he was demoted by the emperor of heaven to leave the mountain, and made a free and scattered immortal.
Time is like an arrow, and a thousand years are like flowing water.
Away from the mountain, the night king's house
"Jinhua, have you been a troubled demon lately?"
The man in red was lying on the soft floor, holding his favorite special brewed green bamboo wine, as if he was drunk but not drunk, half of his chest was naked, white and delicate, as beautiful and seductive as a woman.
"If you go back to Yejun, the demon capital will be stable, it's ......."
"How?"
"Recently, there is a little demon in the west, who is estimated to have had a difficult birth, and he howls heavily. It's been a few days. ”
"I'll go, do you need to repay me for this kind of thing? Haven't you played too little lately? ”
"No, no, no, Yejun spare your life, spare your life, Jinhua just makes you laugh, I haven't seen you show your face for a few days."
"Go aside."
"Okay!"
Another day passed happily.
The next day, when the bright moon was in the sky, Ye Qianli, the first beautiful man in the fairy world, stood in the courtyard in a red robe, and at a glance, it seemed to be dyed with blood. However, this did not affect his own temperament in the slightest. I have been a Yejun for 9,999 years, and if I think about it carefully, it seems that these 9,000 years of time are specifically for carving him.
Long hair is like ink, pouring from the top of the head to the waist, there is no other kind of modification, only a simple hosta, eyebrows like a sword, eyes like pearls, lips like peach blossoms, skin like a white lotus in Yaochi, so in the middle, add a touch of bright red, to get the charm. These scattered and gathered together have also made a night monarch who is also a demon and a fairy. However, the only 'bad' habit that has added a lot of flaws to his reputation outside.
Everyone thinks that red is too charming and delicate, but Ye Qianli prefers red, from childhood to adulthood, from clothing to furnishings in the house, and even to the fish raised in the small pond, they are all red, and in the eyes of others, women's rouge clothes are all that color. Dignified men love it, and it is a little feminine. But Ye Qianli doesn't care about this, I do my own thing, and there is no one in my eyes.
Many times, he will stand in front of the mirror strangely, sighing compassionately why his pupils are not red, and the resentment is like a woman abandoned by her husband, sometimes Jinhua can't stand it. Heavenly Dao is so unfair, although Ye Qianli is so weird, it does not affect him to become the sole pet of heaven and earth. He also enjoyed this kind of posture that you can't get used to me but can't do me.
In the heavenly realm, the emperor often invited him to the Nine Heavens to talk and chat, and in the demon realm, the demon king was respectful to him. Although Ye Qianli is not the supreme of heaven and earth, he enjoys the most noble treatment, except for Nuwa and the Emperor of Heaven, no one knows what the origin of this thousand-year-old goblin who seems to be a demon or a demon, or a fairy or a fairy. But the coldness that Ye Qianli brought on his body shocked everyone who approached from time to time.
"Yejun, tomorrow is your 10,000th birthday, and the Emperor of Heaven sent someone to send a congratulatory gift."
A man with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes and black clothes and hair bowed respectfully to Ye Qianli. He is Jinhua, the personal attendant and pet of the Night King. He is favored by the Night Monarch, as delicate as a woman, and as simple as a child, therefore, in the Night Monarch's Mansion, his status is still very high, but others always think that the Night Monarch likes men. Jinhua naturally doesn't pay attention to such nonsense, what should be done.
Jinhua had a delicate short blade on his waist, and under the background of the moonlight, he sent out a chill, but the knife was not used for self-defense, but for peeling fruit for Yejun.
"Oh? This time, what good things did Emperor Lao'er send that day? ”
Ye Qianli chuckled, and flicked a bamboo leaf lightly, this touch of green bamboo is the only normal color in the Night Monarch's Mansion.
Hearing Ye Qianli's question, Jin Hua hurriedly looked around, for fear that someone would listen, and then said to Ye Qianli:
"The Emperor of Heaven sent a night pearl of the East China Sea and a red coral of the North Sea."
"Jinhua, you say, does this Emperor hate me? Or do you like me? I am afraid that I will overshadow him in the limelight of the heavenly realm and bring me to this mountain, and once in a thousand years, he will give me a birthday banquet, what is this thought? ”
Jinhua was stunned and didn't dare to answer.
Ye Qianli's entanglement with the Emperor of Heaven, how dare he, a little crucian carp essence, comment on it. That's right, he is indeed favored by the Night Monarch, and he has to take it with him wherever he goes, that's because he Jinhua is just a small fish fed in the Night Monarch's pool, and he happens to be liked by the Night Monarch.
"Yejun, the Emperor of Heaven should be afraid that tomorrow's birthday banquet will be too chaotic, so he sent a congratulatory gift in advance."
Jinhua said sleekly
"Hehehe, my little Jinhua has grown up and knows how to protect himself."
Ye Qianli, the evil smiled and patted Jinhua's shoulder. This shot didn't matter, but it made Jinhua break out in a cold sweat. Hurriedly knelt on the ground and hugged Ye Qianli's legs. He has always been cowardly, and he is scared to cry at every turn.
"Night-king... Jinhua knows that he is wrong, you punish Jinhua! ”
"I haven't thought about punishing me yet, but if Jinhua cries and soils my new robe, I'll throw Jinhua into the demon cave at the bottom of the mountain."
Ye Qianli lowered her body and stared at this little goblin with fine skin and tender flesh and a childish face. Hugging his thighs is his old routine, and he has a way to govern him.
"Yes, yes, Jinhua doesn't cry, as long as Yejun doesn't get angry, Jinhua won't cry."
What is this called! Ye Qianli sighed in his heart, how many years, except for the Emperor of Heaven who is afraid of him and the Demon King who is afraid of him, there is no one in this world who dares to hold his thighs and cry for mourning, although he looks disgusted, but he has a different taste.
Coaxed Jinhua, Ye Qianli turned around and left, tomorrow is his most hated birthday, he has to raise his spirits and deal with that group of old immortals.
Speaking of which, Lishan is really a wonderful mountain.
Stretching for thousands of miles, there are many peaks, which is not only a fairy land, but also the place where the most goblins gather. Ye Qianli moved to Lishan later, and the Yejun Mansion was placed in the east, and the west was the demon capital where the demons wantoned, because the demon king Chonglou lived there, and he led countless little demons to occupy Lishan, and regarded it as the demon capital.
In a certain demon cave, there was a rough panting sound of a woman. Mixed with a few rough voices, it seems to be in production.
"Oh, what can I do... What to do? ”
A middle-aged man walked anxiously around the cave, sweating profusely on his forehead. The floral clothes on his body made him look a little feminine.
At this moment, an obese woman ran out of a curtain inside, and shouted at the flower clothes:
"Why hasn't Mei Feng come back yet, his own daughter-in-law is about to die!"
"Ah, don't let her die, you think of a way, think of a way."
Hua Yi's eyes were suddenly teary, and she held her hands in front of her chest and begged the woman.
"Dad, Aunt Mei can't give birth to a child, why are you crying?"
The originally sad scene was suddenly disturbed by a big child, and Hua Yi quickly wiped away her tears and squatted down to explain to the child.
"Yu'er, I'm not allowed to tell your mother that my father is crying, do you know?"
The little demon who was called Xi'er rubbed his nose and asked with a wink.
"Dad, why can't you tell your mother that your father cried at Uncle Mei's house."
"Yu'er is still young, when Yu'er grows up, her father will tell you. Good no good? ”
"Could it be that the child born to Aunt Mei is also my father's child?"
The little demon covered his mouth and smiled, looking very clear about his father's style.
Hua Yishang was taken aback by his son's words, at a young age, he knew so much about men and women, did he really follow himself? No, no, no, by all means, in the blink of an eye, he came up with a brilliant statement. So, facing his son with great sincerity, he said from the bottom of his heart:
"Yu'er, the child in Aunt Mei's belly is not Daddy's child, it's your future daughter-in-law, Dad is worried about her, so she cries. Also, your mother doesn't like deer, so Dad won't let you tell her. ”
"My mother doesn't want to find me a daughter-in-law?"
"No, no, no, she likes foxes."
"Really?"
"How could Daddy lie to you? If your father loves you, he will love your daughter-in-law, and he will cry when he is old. ”
"What if Aunt Mei gives birth to a boy? Xi'er doesn't want to find a man to be his wife, Xi'er wants to sleep with a beautiful girl in her arms. ”
After such coaxing, the little demon took it seriously.
"Hey, hey, don't worry, your Aunt Mei will definitely give you a beautiful little daughter-in-law."
"Let's believe my father once, but if my father dares to lie to me this time, I will complain to my mother, saying that you went to peek at Xiaoxi's mother taking a bath a few days ago."
The little demon held his head high, and his face was full of arrogance. He grabbed his father's handle.
"That must be... Definitely not, dad promises, sure! ”
Flower clothes are weak in heart and make up stories at the same time. But there is one thing he did not lie to his son, his daughter-in-law does like foxes, because they are of the same race.
Finally sent his son away, and there was a woman's painful moaning sound from inside, and the heart of the flower clothes was pinched, although he was a merciful fox everywhere, but he ...... to her, it was always difficult to say, she is now someone else's wife, maybe the best companion is to protect it silently!
"Ahh
With the woman's shouting, Hua Yishang finally heard the baby's cry.
"Born, born, a lovely little baby girl."
"Let me see, let me see!"
Hua Yi shouted excitedly, but the woman who delivered the baby rolled her eyes. The hand holding the baby shrunk even tighter into his arms.
"Hey, how can you be so young?"
Hua Yishang suddenly became angry, is his reputation as a flower fox really so bad? Even a midwife looked down on her. If it weren't for the presence of his beloved, he would have torn her into several pieces.
That's it, it's not important, the important thing is that she is safe and sound, and he has a future daughter-in-law, why not do it! Hua Yi didn't have the same knowledge as a fat woman, and left happily.
Outside the cave, the lights were already dim. That is what shines from the east to the west.
"Hehe, it's time for those immortals to make trouble again!"
Hua Yi was a little sarcastic, poured a few sips of the wine jug he carried with him, and then swaggered back to his home.
"The daughter-in-law has a fall!"