CHAPTER XXXI
"Besides, I am also a family person, and these flowers and plants should be broken in the future, it is better to take this opportunity to break it clean, and the leaf lintel is making a fuss, and the world knows that if you want to get close to the master in the future, you must also weigh your own weight!"
Shang Si smiled and quipped, "Gotcha!" Get! I haven't talked about it yet, and I told you that I have a nose and eyes, and I have been making a fuss for a while, and I have been worried about it for a long time. ”
Li Da followed and echoed: "It's really that interesting."
Xu San smiled and said, "Look at what you two said, didn't you say that I will treat you tonight and treat you well?"
"What's enough for a meal?" Shang Si said with disgust, and didn't forget to squeeze his eyebrows at Li Da as he spoke.
Li laughed and responded: "For your sake, I slowly ran a lot of roads and spent a lot of words. Shang Si almost got into a fight with a roadside tongue-chewing man! You really don't have enough in this meal. ”
Xu San helplessly laughed, "Okay, if one meal is not enough, then two meals, if two meals are not enough, three meals... Until you're happy. ”
Shang Si looked at Xu San in disbelief, don't look at him chasing the girl with a lot of money, he is very stingy on weekdays, "Are you serious?!" Crazy? Tsk, this doesn't look like Xu San who this son knows? ”
Turning his head to look at Li Dadao: "You pinch me, see if I'm dreaming?"
"Say what?" Li laughed and pushed Shang Si, "It's not a dream, really!" ”
Shang Si's eyes widened, "Why am I so incredulous? I've been with Xu San since I can remember, I've grown so big, it's the first time I've seen Xu San so generous, do you think God will open his eyes? ”
Xu San frowned, pretending to be angry and pushed Shang Si, "What kind of nonsense are you telling the truth?" It's like how stingy I am, sir. But..."
"But what?"
Xu San's words came to an abrupt end, and Shang Si couldn't help but ask curiously.
"But..."Xu Sanhan laughed a few times, rubbed his hands, and said seriously: "Master, I am also a family person, so I shouldn't be able to spend money lavishly..."
Before Xu San's words were finished, Shang Si could guess the words behind him, drooped his face, and said in a whimsical voice: "Look, I'll just say, Xu San is still Xu San, not long after he finished speaking, this is not a hexagram again."
"Who said it had changed? Master, I'm all there is to it. The horse is difficult to chase, when did it change the hexagram? ”
"Didn't you mean..."
"It's not." Xu San denied Shang Si's thoughts and explained: "Since I say it, Master, I will definitely be able to do it." I mean, with a family, you really shouldn't spend money lavishly, but I said that I want to invite you until you have fun, and I can definitely do it. ”
Shang Si was stunned and puzzled: "Then what did you mean just now?"
Xu San sneered: "Hmm... That's it, the rice and wine are to be invited, but the advance is limited, so I am ready to bleed once, three hundred taels as the top, no matter how many meals you eat and drink within three hundred taels, it will be no problem until you two are happy. ”
"What?! Three hundred taels? ”
Shang Si couldn't believe his ears, "Three hundred taels, just now you gave the little guy who didn't know what to call it was fifty taels, and the two of us were six times his number?" And a drunken meal of a high-class Manchu full banquet costs 800 taels, and you can't even afford half of his 300 taels! ”
"Then we can drink, Chengnan Wine Shop, three hundred taels is enough for two jars of daughters to be popular!"
Shang Si choked and retorted, "But you clearly said that you will invite us until we are happy?!" Isn't it, Li Da? ”
Shang Si alone said that he couldn't say Xu San, so he pulled Li Da who was watching the play on the side in, and Li Da said with a clear heart: "Indeed, this can include wine and rice, there is only wine, but there is no food?" The two jars of daughter red three hundred taels and one or two hours were drunk, how can the rest of the happiness be counted? ”
Xu San thought for a moment and proposed with a smile: "Otherwise... How about eating xiaolongbao without drinking? Three hundred taels... It's absolutely no problem to buy it for a hundred or ten cages, according to this algorithm, six cages a day is enough for half a year, more than half a year, enough for you to be happy, right? ”
"Happy?" Shang Si raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Not only is it happy, in another half a year, the two of us will become meat buns!" Say yes, happy to say! What about the joy of the good? Why are they all meat buns?! ”
"Look at what you said." Xu San pursed his lips and sneered: "How can Xiaolongbao, which is obviously cute and small, become a big meat bun that is so fat that it is oily?"
"Yes!" Shang Si frowned, waved his fist, gritted his teeth and said, "It really can't be changed?" However, I think you're about to turn into a big meat bun! ”
"Huh?!"
Xu San subconsciously wanted to get up and escape from this place of right and wrong, but unfortunately the injury on his leg was not complete, and Shang Si pressed another hand on his arm, unable to move.
"Are you going to use force while I'm not ready?"
"Yes!"
"Shang Si, I can tell you, I am seriously injured, and it is not a gentleman's act for you to take advantage of the situation and rob while you are taking advantage of the fire!"
"Humph!"
Shang Si sneered, his fists creaking, "Gentleman? Go to his red tape, how about this son be a villain once today?! ”
Squeaking, listening, Xu San was terrified, looked at Shang Si and was really moving, and hurriedly stopped him: "This... This can be for your beliefs, your bottom line, your... Your everything! You look at the gentleman, how can you break the vows for me today? ”
"Because..."Shang Si sneered and approached Xu San, turned his head slightly, attached to his ear, and whispered, "I love you deeply." So I decided to go along with you. ”
"You!"
Xu Sanyu smiled: "At this time, you don't want to love or not..."
said, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and looked resistant, "Master, I have a family, don't keep saying what I love or not." It's a misunderstanding... Not good..."
"Bad?" Shang Si smiled angrily, raised his eyebrows, and reached out to pinch Xu San's chin, "Not good?" No one can save you! Li! Grab his arm! ”
"Okay!"
Li Da responded quickly, and in three or two clicks, Xu San's arm was imprisoned, like a bracelet, unable to move, and could only let Shang Si make waves.
"Okay, you're a big Li! Shang Si is crazy, and you can't go crazy too? Come on, sir, I'll let it go... Don't forget..."
"Don't forget what?"
Li Da pretended to be amnesiac and looked at Xu San in confusion, picked up the persimmon on the stone table and stuffed it directly into Xu San's mouth.
Xu San's mouth was blocked, and he could only make a protest sound of "woo...", Li Da and Shang Si looked at each other and smiled, and the tacit understanding of cooperation allowed Xu San to make a fuss, and he could only call the sky unacceptable, and the earth was not working. Take a hundred times to read the latest chapter of "Soul Crossing Spirit Claw Book House" for free for the first time.