Chapter 1 Can This Be a Human Thing?

Next Chapter

In the haze, there was a soft place at the beginning, and Lu Chen thought he was dreaming, so he pinched it recklessly.

"Smack!"

A crisp sound sounded from the place where the small hand touched Lu Chen's face, and a hot pain followed.

He admitted it, but how did this little hand feel fluffy?

Could it be...

When the focus of his gaze converged, a small peach-shaped face appeared in front of him.

Tears almost overflowed its eyes, and there seemed to be a reddish mark on its face.

Monkey?

This, this is a zoo?

As if to be sure of something, Lu Chen continued to pinch without giving up.

In the next second, an ear-piercing scream sounded from the mouth of the little monkey.

Lu Chen jumped out of the dormant warehouse in a panic, raised his legs and ran towards the nearest gate.

Run, run with your life!

Because in his gaze, more than a dozen monkeys rushed from the rockery viciously like wild dogs.

"Help! Open the door quickly, it's too late. ”

While shouting, he pushed the door and twisted the doorknob hard.

But even with all the strength of his body, the alloy gate still didn't move.

"Could it be that I opened it the wrong way?"

Lu Chen began to suspect that he had opened in the wrong direction, and immediately changed from pushing to pulling, and pulled the handle inward slightly.

"Bang Dang"

Sure enough, the door opened easily.

But the scene outside the door was not at all what he imagined.

It was a cat magnified several times over, and it was pounced on him with its bloody mouth wide open.

It has long pale yellow hair mixed with black stripes, and a majestic word "Wang" on its forehead, all indicating its true identity - tiger

"I'll rub!"

"Which bastard built a zoo? A gate between a tiger and a monkey? I'm afraid it's Shi Lezhi. ”

A layer of cold sweat instantly broke out on Lu Chen's forehead, and he could already feel the oncoming fishy smell, which made him nauseous, so frightened that Lu Chen hurriedly closed the half-opened door quickly.

"Bang~"

There was the sound of a heavy object hitting the door, and then the door shook violently.

Before he could wipe the sweat from his head, the monkeys, who had fled in fright at the sight of the tiger, rushed again.

At this moment, he instantly had a dangerous idea - to drive the tiger and swallow the monkey, but he soon gave up.

First of all, he is not Wu Song, and secondly, the tiger may not help him swallow the monkey first.

After all, monkeys go up trees, and he doesn't think he can climb trees faster than monkeys.

With such a piece of bright meat here, will the tiger choose to turn a blind eye and seek the near and far?

The answer, of course, was no, so he had to run away again.

Fortunately, there was a door not far away, and behind this door stood two guards with pupils erected, who were watching him with interest.

"Please! Open the door, they'll be coming soon."

Lu Chen rushed to the door with an arrow step, and slammed the door for help.

But the two guards not only had no idea of opening the door at all, but also crossed their hands on their chests and hugged their arms to watch the play.

That's right, it's just watching a play, just watching a play.

"Heyβ€”"

The desperate Lu Chen could only sigh helplessly.

Maybe they're aliens, it's normal that they can't understand their own words, and their eyes are different from their own when they don't look at them?

But aren't they blind enough to see that this is a matter of human life?

Maybe he really found a new planet for humans to live on.

It's just that the natives of this planet may not be very friendly to him.

Just as Lu Chen was comforting himself, the short and fat guard came to say a word.

"You're panicking! Can a bunch of monkeys still kill you? Real waste. ”

Lu Chen rolled his eyes when he heard this, this bastard really doesn't have a backache when he stands and talks, let the two of them come in and try it, if he can beat such a large group of monkeys, he will give them all his head.

"Yes, what are you afraid of, show your courage, don't be afraid, go back!"

"Hey, this shit has disgraced their human faces.

"If it weren't for the fact that he was the only human so far, this waste would have been thrown to the tiger and left to fend for itself.

"Who knows, maybe humans are really such rubbish, they can't even beat a few monkeys."

The disdainful ridicule and regretful sighs that came from around fell into the ears of Lu Chen, who fled in a hurry, and he was angry and slammed into it.

The more Lu Chen listened, the more angry he became, and in the end he couldn't bear it anymore.

He couldn't run anymore now, so he just stood there and yelled at the monkeys.

"Come on, you're forcing me."

The sudden roar frightened the monkeys, and they were even vaguely afraid of the human in front of them.

The researchers who watched the excitement cheered up one after another, they thought he was going to make a big move.

A few good things have even pointed the video equipment at Lu Chen, waiting for the upcoming human-monkey battle with wide eyes.

This is a good subject, and when martial law disappears, uploading the video of this human-monkey battle to the Internet can not only attract a lot of attention, but also bring them a good income.

They have already thought of the title, or it will be called "Shocking!! A human actually ......" or "Don't go to the zoo like this, or you will suffer a big loss", but if it doesn't work, it's called "How can you win a group of monkeys?" 》。

To everyone's surprise, Lu Chen didn't make any movement after shouting, he actually squatted down with his head in his hands very undisciplinedly, and his mouth kept breaking thoughts there.

"Don't hit someone, don't hit your face, don't hit your face, he still has to rely on this face to catch girls!"

This is a shocking eyeball.

At this moment, the opinions of the new humans and the monkey group were unified.

Beat him, beat him hard, and use the kind of fight that his parents can't recognize after beating him.

Ten minutes later.

The monkeys departed satisfied, and a man with scratched limbs appeared in view, tying his almost torn shirt around his waist and looking at the soldier behind the glass wall with a smug expression.

Yes, it's proud.

Lu Chen won't let this group of guys who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement get their way, if they go up and fight with these monkeys according to what they say, then they are real fools.

He fights with a group of monkeys as a human being, and if he wins, they will say that he is more than a beast, and if he loses, he is not even as good as a beast.

He won't be stupid, he just covers his face, even if they record a video, they can't see what they look like, and they can't meet their expectations at all.

"Gollum, Gollum."

Lu Chen's stomach screamed twice, and at the same time, there was a fire burning in his stomach, and that feeling gradually spread to his whole body, and he almost fell to the ground without standing firmly.

The group of monkeys chased him just now, and he was running around and tossing, and he was really hungry.

As he was beaten, he watched quietly through the gaps in his arms as the two guards clutched the key in his hand.

It seems that as long as his life is in danger, he will rush up, and from this point of view, he is still more important to them.

Lu Chen simply cheekily asked the two guards at the door on the left to eat.

Anyway, I let a group of monkeys beat me, there is nothing more shameful than this, even if I lose a few more people, there is nothing, the body is the capital of the revolution.

In case he missed the opportunity to escape because he was hungry and had no strength, then he would have no place to cry.

Lu Chen planned to go to the set to see if he could get any more benefits.

As for the face?

He doesn't even want a temperament, why do you want to be faced? Can that be eaten as a meal?

"Uh...... Two big brothers, do you want to get me some medicine, I can't get a rabies vaccine for this wound? Lu Chen looked at the two of them coldly and said indifferently.

"No, it's not allowed up there." The guard standing on the left side of the gate said indifferently.

"Well, you guys get me something to eat, I'm feeling like I'm dying of hunger right now."

Lu Chen lowered his voice as he spoke, leaning slightly against the glass wall on the side, trying his best to pose as weak as possible, his eyes were also eagerly staring at one of the guards, and there was a hint of pleading on his smiling face.

The two guards first glanced at each other, and then rejected Lu Chen's request again.

"No, the order from above is to let us take care of you, this is not our mission, there will be other people to deliver the food."

Their words made Lu Chen a little speechless, he looked like this, they didn't let go at all, they weren't close to people at all, it seemed that there was no need for them to stick a hot face to a cold ass.

However, Lu Chen didn't say anything unpleasant, no matter how he had a good relationship with the people around him, it was always good, even if it didn't bring him any great help, but it wouldn't stumble him.

Many things often work for inconspicuous little people, and Lu Chen did not suffer this loss when he was working.

So now he clearly hates the two guards who watched the play just now to death, and he can pretend not to care about it on the surface.

Fortunately, Lu Chen didn't plan to hang himself on a tree, he remembered that among the group of people wearing lab coats just now, there were two young children, maybe they could think of a way from their snacks.

Lu Chen leaned against the wall and slowly approached the two children, and when the two children found out about his intentions, they immediately ran in the direction of Lu Chen.

The two children blushed with excitement, and even waved at him in a friendly manner.

Looking at the two new human children, the corners of Lu Chen's mouth couldn't help but hook up a smile, and he said softly to the little girl in a floral skirt, "Little sister, aren't you afraid of me, why did you come here by yourself?" ”

"Hee-hee! Why be afraid? I think my big brother's eyes are very special, and he looks so handsome! The little girl looked up and said with a sincere face.

After hearing the little girl's words, the little boy on the side widened his eyes and looked at Lu Chen, then pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice, "What handsome is handsome, it's just that the eyes are special." ”

Although the voice was small, Lu Chen still heard it, and he didn't care, he only cared about the attitude of the two children towards him, and now it seems that it is not bad, and he can continue to communicate smoothly, so Lu Chen continued to speak.

"Well, I'll do a magic trick for you, and in exchange for you giving me the food in your hand first?"

"Okay, okay!" The little girl lined up very excitedly, she was very happy to hear that Lu Chen was going to perform a talent.

She didn't even wait for Lu Chen to perform, she couldn't wait to give the food in her hand to Lu Chen through the fist-sized hole in the glass wall in front of her.

Lu Chen, who received the food, suddenly felt a little strange, as if he was a strange man who deceived children into candy.

Fortunately, he didn't have any acquaintances, so he didn't feel too embarrassed, and soon he started his performance directly.

I saw that Lu Chen first took out a photo with his chest pocket, and then put the photo in the palm of his right hand, and at the moment when his hands were staggered, the index finger and little finger of his right hand quickly clamped the two ends of the photo.

At the same time, the middle and ring fingers of the right hand flip the photo to the back of the hand, so that the photo of the palm of the right hand disappears.

Next Chapter
Back to Book