036, door-to-door proposal

The matchmaker in this era is divided into official media and private media, the official media rate belongs to the yamen, that is, the official marriage agency practitioners, and the private media is the private matchmaker, although the things are similar, but the official media's authority is greater than that of the private media, and the marriage made by the private media must be registered with the official media to be considered a legal marriage.

Although Zhou Yuanwai is a big family in the town, it is always a little difficult to find a child daughter-in-law for his stupid son, and with the status of the Liu family, it is not worth him to spend more money to invite the official media, so it is the private media who come to propose marriage.

Mrs. Hu is well-known for her ability to speak well, and there are no less than 100 marriages made by her hands, and she is used to watching people cook, so far there has been no failure to propose marriage, so Zhou Yuanwai invited her and asked her to go to Liu's house with a dowry gift.

Mrs. Hu counted that the Liu family had finished breakfast before coming to the door, and as soon as she entered the house, she smiled at the Qin family and said hello: "The old lady is very happy, the old woman's surname is Hu, and she proposed to his son on behalf of Zhou Yuan, I don't know if the girl's Geng post is ready?" ”

It was the first time that the Qin family was called an old lady, and they couldn't help but be shocked, but before the refreshment had passed, they were chilled by her words.

A little embarrassed to return the salute, she replied according to Liu Dalin's instructions before leaving: "Jiaojiao doesn't live with us, Geng Tie is with her, I have to trouble you to go with me." ”

Before Mrs. Hu came, she had already figured out the bottom of the family, and snorted a few times with disdain in her heart, but there was no unnaturalness on her face, and she responded in a row, asking people to put the dowry in the courtyard to guard, and then followed the Qin family to the old mansion.

Liu Jiaojiao chatted with Liu Jun late last night, so she slept lazily today, and when Qin entered the door, she had just finished washing up and was ready to eat breakfast.

"Milk, what do you want to do?" As soon as she saw the Qin family coming to the door, Liu Jun immediately walked up quickly to block her, her face was full of frost.

Qin wanted to give him a few blows, but he didn't want Mrs. Hu to see the joke, so he squeezed out an extremely ugly smile and said in a gentle voice as much as possible: "Jun boy, what are you stopping me from doing?" I'm here this time to deliver good news to Jiaojiao! ”

"Good news for me? Milk, is the sun coming out of the west today? Liu Jiaojiao put down the chopsticks in her hand and walked over, and when she saw the matchmaker Hu beside the Qin family, her eyes narrowed slightly, "Who is this?" ”

Mrs. Hu hurriedly smiled and said, "Yo, this is the Jiaojiao girl?" It looks like a flower, it's so watery! The old woman's surname is Hu, and today she was entrusted by the town's Zhou Zhou to propose marriage to his son! ”

Propose? Outside the town last week? What do you mean?

Liu Jiaojiao frowned in confusion, but Liu Jun immediately figured out the situation, immediately darkened her face, and said coldly: "Jiaojiao is still young, it's still early to get married, please leave!" ”

Qin's face immediately changed and roared: "Marriage has always been the order of the parents, what is the matter with you?" Turning his head and smiling at Mrs. Hu, "Don't worry, I agree with her father on this marriage, as long as the two sides exchange Geng posts, they can count." ”

Liu Jiaojiao finally figured it out with hindsight, scolded a few words in her heart, and then looked at Qin with a sneer, and said coldly: "Milk, did you make a mistake?" I'm not your Liu family, why do you decide my marriage? ”

"You were picked up by our family, eat us, live in us, use ours, of course we are from our family, we have to settle your marriage!"

"Hehe, but it's my brother who picked me up, and my food and housing are all his, according to what you just said, my brother has the final say on my marriage. He has already made his attitude clear, I am still young, and it is still too early to get married! ”

"Your brother has to listen to us!"

"Really?" Liu Jiaojiao smiled sarcastically, looked at Liu Jun, her eyes were full of urgency, "Brother, grandma said that you have to listen to them." ”

Liu Jun did not hesitate to dismantle the stage: "You are the master of your marriage, and it doesn't matter what others say!" ”

Liu Jiaojiao smiled with satisfaction, turned her head to look at the Qin family, and deliberately said in a very smug tone: "Milk, did you hear clearly?" So, slow down and don't send the two! ”

The Qin family was so angry that he completely forgot the losses he had suffered in Liu Jiaojiao's hands last few times, looked around, ran over quickly, picked up the broom in the corner of the wall and hit Liu Jiaojiao.

"Kill you, damn girl! Today, you have to marry if you marry, and you have to marry if you don't marry! ”

Liu Jiaojiao dodged dexterously, and deliberately stretched out her foot to trip her, and when she fell, she immediately stepped forward and snatched the broom in her hand three or two times, and aimed at her ass is a hard whip.

"Let's see who kills who today! You don't know what the hell you're up to? I'm only ten years old, and you want to sell me cheaply under the guise of getting married, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning when you do such a lack of morality? Let me tell you, it's not your turn to call the shots in my Liu Jiaojiao's marriage, you don't have that qualification! ”

She scolded and scolded, and it took a dozen times before she stopped.

It's not that she doesn't want to continue smoking, now that she has accepted the baptism of Lingquan, her physical fitness and strength are not comparable to ordinary children, if she really smokes the Qin family to death, she will be in trouble.

Although she longed for the evil lady of the Qin family to go to the Lord of Yama to report quickly, she never thought that she would kill her with her own hands, after all, it was a society under the rule of law, and she had a bottom line in her heart, and she couldn't do such a thing as careless human life.

Mrs. Hu was dumbfounded, and the information she got from the news she found out was that this little girl had been dumb for five years, and she couldn't speak until she woke up after falling into the water a few days ago, just as she was an adopted orphan girl, but she didn't expect it to be so spicy that even the nominal grandmother could be beaten.

If you really want to marry this girl into Zhou Yuanwai's family, his stupid son won't be killed one day, right?

Mrs. Hu hesitated a little, thinking about whether to talk to Zhou Yuanwai first, let him think about it carefully before deciding, she was just a matchmaker, and she didn't want to have a life lawsuit one day.

Qin Shi rolled on the ground in pain, and only then did she remember how powerful Liu Jiaojiao was, and she regretted that she didn't prevent this dead girl from doing it, but she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what she did at all.

"You dead girl, you wait, you will be punished for doing something to the old lady!" Holding his aching buttocks, the Qin clan cursed viciously.

Liu Jiaojiao retorted disdainfully: "You have done so many immoral things without retribution, how can I be retributed if I just act out of self-preservation?" God has eyes, and he knows who is good and who is evil! On the day of your retribution, I will definitely beat the gongs and drums and put up the lights, and then say that heaven is a good reincarnation! ”

"You, you, you......" Qin Shi was so angry with her that he felt that his breathing had become difficult, and after gasping a few times, his eyes turned white and he fainted.

Mrs. Hu was shocked, this little girl actually scolded the Qin family and fainted! This can't be described as spicy, it's just a! It's so powerful at the age of ten, and she'll be able to get it when she's an adult?

No, no, she can't do this matchmaker, Zhou Yuanwai's stupid son will die in her hands sooner or later.

Thinking of this, she hurriedly took two steps back, forced out a harmless smile, and said in a good voice: "It's the old woman who didn't think it through, the delicate girl is indeed too young, wait for a few years, and the old woman will definitely find you a satisfactory one in a few years!" ”

After saying that, she immediately turned around and left, completely ignoring the Qin clan who fainted on the ground, as if there was a wolf chasing her behind her, the speed was so fast that she disappeared as soon as she slipped through the smoke.

She shouldn't have taken over this business, how could such a strong girl get married? Not to mention that it was sent to a fool to be a child daughter-in-law, even if it is upside down, it is estimated that no one will dare to ask for it.

Liu Jun pointed at the unconscious Qin with a look of disgust, and asked Liu Jiaojiao: "Jiaojiao, do you want to send her back or throw her out?" ”

Liu Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows lightly and quipped: "Brother, this is your milk, dear, can you bear it?" ”

"They all have the heart to do such a thing to you, what can't I bear?" As long as he thinks of what the Liu family has done, Liu Jun can't wait to break off the relationship with them immediately.

As soon as he finished speaking, Willow Root and the calf came, and when they saw the Qin clan who was lying unconscious on the ground, the two of them were stunned at the same time.

"This ...... What's going on? Liu Shugen opened his mouth in surprise, why did the Qin family faint in the courtyard of Liu Jun's house? Does the broom Liu Jiaojiao hold in her hand have anything to do with the suspected traces of being beaten on Qin's body? What the hell happened this morning?

Liu Jun didn't want to explain, because as long as he mentioned it, he was very angry, but Liu Jiaojiao deliberately didn't say it, she liked to see the silly appearance of the willow roots, it was so funny.

On the way to come, Xiao Niu met Mrs. Hu, who knew her, thinking of the direction she was coming in and her panicked expression, and then linking Qin's sudden appearance and inexplicable fainting, as well as Liu Jun and Liu Jiaojiao's reactions, he probably came to a conclusion.

A conclusion that made him have to admire Qin's tricks and death skills.

It is estimated that I don't know where to find a marriage for Liu Jiaojiao that is very poor but can get a lot of silver, and then brought the matchmaker to propose, but the pro did not get a commission, the matchmaker was scared away, and she was stunned.

But he is a smart man, there are some things he knows, there is no need to say it, he must learn to play stupid and not meddle in things, so that people can live a stable life.

Liu Jiaojiao didn't know that he could probably guess what was going on with clues, if he knew, he would definitely be applauded for him, such a meticulous logical analysis ability, boy, you shouldn't be Kudo Shinichi crossed over, right?

Pulling the willow root's sleeve and signaling him not to ask again, the calf said to Liu Jun: "It's not a problem for her to lie here, I'll carry her back with the tree root." ”

Liu Jun had no opinion, and so did Liu Jiaojiao, so Xiao Niu grabbed the willow root with a question mark on his head and lifted the Qin family and left.

His mother had been scolded and cried by the Qin family, so he naturally wouldn't be so kind to really send her home, and when passing by a quagmire, he winked at the willow root and said, "Tree root, let go." ”

Liu Shugen was accustomed to listening to his instructions, and immediately let go, because he was carrying Qin's shoulder, so this release caused Qin's entire upper body to fall directly into the quagmire, fortunately, the quagmire was relatively shallow, otherwise the woman would have been buried alive directly.

"Ahhhh The willow root who found out what he had done was so frightened that he began to stutter again, no matter what the Qin family said, it was his elders, would he be struck by lightning if he treated the elders like this?

Xiao Niu also let go of his hand, letting Qin's entire body fall into the quagmire perfectly, and then said with a bad expression: "You're finished, if this mother-in-law knows, she will definitely not let you go." ”

"But, you told me to let go!"

"Did I say that? Who proofs? ”

"......" This place is just the two of them, who can come out to prove it? The willow roots were about to cry in fright.

The little cow suddenly comforted him: "It's okay, God knows this matter, you know and I know, she won't know." ”

Liu Shugen looked at him with emotion when he heard this, completely forgetting who had put himself in this embarrassing situation, "Brother Niu, you are still the best for me." ”

Maverick: "......" is over, it's not good to always bully these two goods, he actually began to feel guilty.