Su Keyue looked at her watch and said, "Do you know how to drive?" ”

"Absolutely. I'm decades ahead of you. I said.

"I've found you're pretty good at bragging! It's even more annoying! How old are you? Will it be a few decades before me? Su Keyue threw the car keys to me and said, "Next! ”

I took the car keys, looked at them and said, "Why don't you have them?" So how do I open the door? ”

"Big brother, you just need to press the button on it, do you still need to ask about this?" Su Keyue said.

I pressed a pattern that seemed to be locked, and sure enough, the car rang, and Su Keyue opened the door and went in, I thought: "I'm really smart, I know that this pattern is the door of the car as soon as I guess." ”

Once I got in the car, I asked, "Why don't you drive yourself?" ”

"I wore a bit of a ...... today I'm afraid of going away and being taken advantage of by you. Su Keyue said. I thought to myself: "I'm afraid that I have to wear so little when I go light, I really don't understand these girls......" But she actually said that I would stand her cheap, which must be defended, I looked at her skirt, she quickly covered the short skirt with her hand, to be honest, this skirt is really a bit short, I even feel like it is almost to the base of her legs...... And the clothes of this era will indeed make men look a little bloody, but I can still hold on to it, and said: "I have seen a lot of beautiful beauties, don't worry, I won't make you cheap, and even if you do, it is estimated that there is not much to earn." ”

"What do you mean?! Are you saying I'm not good enough?! Su Keyue took off the uniform, and suddenly looked like a little girl, the steadiness she had in front of the patient was gone, at least not at this time.

I clearly made my position clear again - I won't take advantage of her, why did she become unexpected? I continued, "Are you going to let me see it or not?" Otherwise, do you have any idea, what do you care about me? ”

"Hurry up and drive! After selling your phone to you, you should go wherever you go! Su Keyue said.

In fact, I also wanted to drive, but I only saw the keyhole for a long time, but I didn't find the car key, and said, "You didn't give me the car key, how can I start the car?" ”

"Are you trying to tease me? Isn't there a one-button start-stop button? What more keys do you need? Did you open it or not?

Ever driven a car? Su Keyue said.

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Of course I have driven, but I have never driven such a high-end car." ”

"Is this still upscale? I'm afraid you haven't seen a luxury car like Mercedes-Benz and BMW, right? Su Keyue said.

I pointed to the button and said, "Is this the button?" ”

"Yes—big brother—" Su Keyue said, "I really don't know how my mother can have a relative like you, if you have a little gene similar to my mother, you won't be stupid like this, right?" ”

I want to say that Lao Tzu is from decades ago, can you know these high-tech things of you? But these words could not be spoken, and they could only be shouted twice in their hearts.

Sure enough, when I pressed the button, the car started, but the embarrassment was that the love appeared again - I didn't find the clutch! Su Keyue said, "What are you looking down at? ”

"Why doesn't your car have a clutch? How do you shift gears without a clutch? I said.

"Big brother——! Are you amusing me again? Then she opened the car door and walked down, came to me and said, "You'd better let me drive." ”

"I'll drive, don't worry, just tell me where the clutch is, and I'll take you to ......!" I'm still looking for a clutch.

"You can spare me, I'd rather go away than die, hurry up and change places." Su Keyue said: "Even if you haven't driven this kind of car, even if you don't have a car, you should know that this is an automatic transmission, right?" ”

"You said it earlier! Get in the car and watch your cousin take you to fly freely. I tell you, "When I used to fight, my car was driving on those mountain roads, and I would drift to avoid bombs!" Not to mention that there are such good asphalt roads now. ”

"And the war? You don't really get your brain broken, do you? Su Keyue changed her words and said, "God...... Can you save me......"

In the end, Su Keyue still did the co-pilot, and she also told me the basic situation of the car, I generally know: this is the kind of car that steps on the accelerator and goes, and the gear is also automatic, to put it bluntly, it is a "fool" car, as long as the psychological quality is good, don't use the brake as the accelerator, nothing will happen, and finally concluded: "This is much easier to drive than the old-fashioned car!" ”

When I was about to drive out, Su Keyue said, "The two of us."

There are cars on both sides, and they are very close, can you drive out......? Before she could finish her sentence, I reversed the car and drove out of the door with a steering wheel without any fuss.

Su Keyue said: "I didn't expect you to really have two brushes. ”

"How can I lie to you? Is it any good for me to lie to you? I said.

"Then you shouldn't even know about an automatic car, right? So I doubt you can drive, and that's right. Su Keyue said: "How did you learn to drive?" So powerful? ”

"When I was a kid, I drove a tractor at home." I said.

"Have you ever driven a tractor?" Su Keyue said with great interest.

"Of course." I said.

"What's it like to drive a tractor?" Su Keyue said.

"Except for not having this comfort, everything else is stronger than this, accompanied by a rumbling sound, like a triumphant general." I said.

"You can really blow, how can you drive a tractor, and you will feel like an emperor? If that's the case, wouldn't the person who drives this kind of car become the Jade Emperor? What about those who drive luxury cars......? Su Keyue said.

"You don't understand, how could there be any cars in the village at that time, not to mention that there were no cars in the village, but how many can there be in the county? Whoever can drive a tractor is a cowman! In the village, he can walk straighter than others. I said.

At this time, we were already on the road, and Su Keyue asked, "I can't believe it, you still have a tractor to drive there." Then he asked, "Do I need a driver's license to drive a tractor?" ”

"What driver's license?" I asked.

"Don't scare me, don't say you don't have a driver's license." Su Keyue looked at me vigilantly.

"I don't seem to have the kind of thing you said, so tell me what that driver's license is for?" I asked.

"This is no joke, if you don't have a driver's license, you can't drive on the road." Su Keyue said.

"I have it, but I don't have it." I said.

"Dare to drive without you?" Su Keyue said.

At this point, we had reached an intersection, and I saw that the car in front of me had stopped, and I thought, "Why did it stop?" Then he went in the left direction and rushed straight through the intersection.