After talking for two days, Xu Shi couldn't stand it, so he didn't do it, but as a result, this uneasy thing sat directly at the door of Xu Shi's bedroom all night, and Xu Shi was so scared that he didn't dare not tell bedtime stories anymore.

No, although I didn't sleep well last night, I yawned tonight and read the storybook I didn't know if it was a pirated version of the storybook I bought at the stall outside.

“...... Since then, Snow White and the prince have lived happily ever after. After reading the classic ending of the fairy tale, Xu Shi yawned again.

Xu Jian, who was lying on the bed, had no sleep, opened his big eyes that always made Xu Shi's heart soft, and expressed his "feelings after listening" every day: "This queen is really stupid and stupid, isn't her eyes blind, can't she see if she looks good?" I still have to ask the mirror ......"

Xu Shi: Isn't the "......" normal child supposed to focus on Snow White? Oh forgot, he's not a normal child, he's a pseudo-child.

Xu Jian continued: "And killing Snow White has failed one after another, it's really stupid, how direct it is to stab Snow White to death, save trouble." ”

Xu Shi didn't know where the interest came from, and suddenly asked: "What if I don't stab you to death?" ”

"Then stab a few more times, until you breathe." Xu Jian replied seriously.

Xu Shi: "......" hehehe, seeing him say such things lightly, people who don't know still think that killing people is like hemp.

"And Snow White didn't die, the queen went crazy and jumped off the building, is she stupid? It's better to stab yourself to death! ”

Xu Shi: "......"

"Am I right?" Xu Jian looked at Xu Shi expectantly, just like a kindergarten child who asked for praise after answering the teacher's question.

“...... You're right. Xu Shipi does not smile at the flesh, and "cheers" every day.

"Then tell another story!"

Xu Shi immediately changed his face and closed the book without hesitation: "No, I'll talk about one a day, hurry up and give me sleep." ”

"Oh......" Xu Jian obediently closed his eyes.

......

In addition to the bedtime story that gave Xu Shi a headache, Xu Shi's occasional sudden actions also made Xu Shi annoyed, and everything had to start with his mobile phone.

One day, Xu Shi WeChat QQ received a friend request, and the note on it was actually Xu Jian, so surprised that Xu Shi immediately called the family brother over, and found that it was really a friend request sent by him.

Xu Shi was surprised that he didn't teach him to download any chat tools or anything at all, he would do it himself.

Not only that, Xu Shi took his mobile phone and took a look, there are a lot of APPs, and the page has a fight with Xu Shi, but it is just a little different.

Another day, Xu Jian actually asked for a bank card when he was looking for Xu.

Xu Shi's heart was mentioned at that time, and his first reaction was: Small! Fat gall? I actually dare to ask for a bank card!

"What do you want to do?" Xu Shi immediately frowned and asked.

"I don't have any money......"

"I'll give it to you." Before he could finish speaking, Xu Shi immediately interrupted. Nonsense, how could something as important as a bank card be given to him casually.

Xu Jian shook his head and said, "No, you need to tie a card to online payment." ”

"You don't need to tie a card, WeChat can also be used, at most you can get an Alipay account, and I will transfer money to you." After Xu Shi finished speaking, he said, "What are you going to pay for online?" I'll buy you what you want, and you don't have to transfer money. ”

"Just give me a bank card!" Xu Jian pulled Xu Shi's sleeve and shook it, which was his usual coquettish trick.

These days, Xu Shi has also discovered that his appearance association can't stand Xu Jian's soft grinding and hard foaming, and the coquettish lethality of the little milk dog is too great.

In the end, Xu Shi was so worn out of temper that he had to agree.

However, Xu Shi played a trick, gave Xu Jian a savings card with no money in it, and popularized a lot of Internet fraud knowledge, and tossed it with him.

......