33 Paint the tiger according to the cat
"Contribution?" Ma Yanyan didn't understand, "What do you mean?" ”
"Suppose we come in and follow their path and activate the Yin Bridge Array, what signs or changes will there be?" I asked.
She thought for a moment, "The ghosts outside will be subdued underground, because depending on the situation, the Yin Bridge Array here is arranged underground. In addition, the aura cloud above the entire temple will be strengthened, and the evil qi in it will disappear...... What's wrong? ”
"Then let's follow the cat and draw the tiger, and give him a plan!" I said calmly.
Her eyes lit up, "You mean, let's take away the ghosts outside, and then set up a formation on this dragon mother statue to make it look like the Yin Bridge Array has been activated?" ”
"Clever!" I smiled, "In this way, they will succeed in their own tricks, not only will they not embarrass us, but they will also have to thank us heavily." ”
"But there are at least a few hundred ghosts outside, can we do it?" , Ma Yanyan was worried.
"They are afraid of the peach wood fairy and the dragon mother", I said, "as long as we cooperate properly, there is absolutely no problem." ”
"Still no", she frowned, "We are tantamount to deceiving people by doing this, although Li Liang is not a good person, but we should not lie to him." If you do this, there may not be any flaws in a short period of time, but the Nine Ring Array in this temple will continue to gather the surrounding Yin Spirits, and without the cooperation of the Yin Bridge Array, these Yin Spirits will attract the out-of-place White Tiger to commit murder, and something will inevitably happen to Li Liang's family......"
"Shouldn't a man like him be taught a lesson?" I looked at her, "What a moral, pedantic to the bad guys!" ”
"This is not a pedantic thing, it is related to Xinyi and our principles of life", Ma Yanyan did not show weakness, "The teacher said that when doing feng shui things for people, you must put your heart right, and you can't leave a tail for people." Because of the subtle mistakes in feng shui, it may affect the luck of the entire family of the victim in the future, which is not allowed to be sloppy. Even if the victim is not a good person, we have good thoughts in our hearts, but we are accumulating blessings for ourselves. The fall of the white tiger is very dangerous, we can't just care about our own safety and ignore the safety of the descendants of the Li family! ”
I smiled slightly, "Ma Yanyan, are you a feng shui master?" ”
"I am a disciple of the Three Divine Sect, but I am also a student of the Feng Shui Master", she looked at me stubbornly, "I must strictly abide by the rules taught by the teacher!" ”
"That's why your teacher said to let you listen to me", I pulled her to the door of the temple and pointed outside, "Look outside, the ghosts are crazy, the ghosts are rampant, they should have entered the reincarnation early, but they were detained here by this nine-ring array, are they wronged?" We are tritheistic shamans, not feng shui masters. Wizards don't have so many hypocritical moral scruples, we don't harm people, but whoever dares to harm us, we will return blood for blood, tooth for tooth, double the return! ”
"But......," she wanted to argue.
"What kind of truth do you tell me, anyone will say something nice, why do you have to let Lao Tzu suffer this loss?" I interrupted her, "If we don't have the ability to fight, then admit it, then we will be safe." If we can get out, then why should I have to worry about the person who is doing harm? ”
"If the white tiger loses its position, it will hurt the young and strong", she looked at me, "The Li family can't all be bad people, right?" If we do this, if we hurt the innocent, can you afford this cause and effect? ”
"Oh, young man?" I sneered, "Li Liang is safe and sound, he uses the Feng Shui Bureau to harm people, and the money he earns is enjoyed and squandered by those young people, this is their good fortune, which is accumulated in his previous life." If the Feng Shui Bureau retaliates and harms their health or lives, then they are innocent people, and the two of us have to bear the cause and effect? What the fuck is this bullshit theory? ”
"You! Who are you scolding? "She's not happy.
"What I'm scolding is chicken soup for the soul that only needs the state officials to set fires and does not allow the people to light lamps!" I said, "These things are all used to pour ecstasy soup on those frustrated weak, you Ma Yanyan is a disciple of the Trigod Sect, a female wizard with a high cultivation, you actually believe it?" Yes, it is true that your teacher taught you this, but now that it is time to do it, won't he also let you listen to me? He knew that I, Cheng Xiaoma, was a little hooligan, why did he arrange it like this? You can figure it out if you think about it with your ass! ”
Ma Yanyan's face flushed, "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”
I subconsciously glanced at her round and straight ass, "Uh...... That's not an appropriate statement, I'm just using an analogy. ”
"Look at you!" She turned around, "Don't look at it, be serious!" ”
"Oh, it's pretty warped, and the elasticity should be good", I smiled and softened my tone, "Figured it out, right?" Let's hurry up when we figure it out, there's still a lot to do. ”
"Isn't there a better way?" She asked in a whisper.
"If the formation is broken, Li Liang will not let us two go, if he runs out directly, even if he lets us go, he will inevitably continue to deceive other masters", I said, "You also know that the situation in this temple is more and more dangerous every time, if it can't be activated this time, I'm afraid there will be no chance." Let's do the right thing for heaven, and save the future of someone coming here to die. Don't worry, if there is karma in this matter, it has nothing to do with you Ma Yanyan, and I Cheng Xiaoma will take care of it myself! ”
"What stupid things to say, why should you take responsibility for yourself?" She paused, "I can't tell you, okay, since the teacher told me so, I'll listen to you." Anyway, let's get out first. ”
I smiled, "That's right, in this way, let's go out in a while, and I will use the method of changing the gods to become the Dragon Mother, so that the ghosts outside will not dare to act rashly." You're right behind me, just like you did just now, and when I've subdued them, you'll take them away with a spell!" ”
"I can collect ghosts...... It's just that there are so many ghosts out there, I'm afraid my spell won't work", she worried.
"It's okay, anyway, as long as we are together, I can keep you safe", I said, "There are too many ghosts, you can't collect them all at once, collect them a few more times, and collect them slowly." It's just that we didn't bring any magic weapons or anything when we came in, and the ghosts had to hide them in some object before they could be brought out. ”
"What then?" She looked at me.
I smiled calmly and looked at her breasts.
She was startled and instinctively took two steps back, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Ghosts can be hidden in underwear, so we can also use underwear as a magic weapon for imprisoning", I smiled, "Girl, take it off, I'll buy you a good set to compensate you when I get back." ”
"What kind of heart do you have?" She stared at me, "It's okay to use clothes, why did you let me take off my underwear?" Besides, you also have underwear, why do you want mine? ”
"Think about it, if we go out with a piece of clothing and let the old bodyguard next to Li Liang see it, will we suspect it?" I looked at her calmly, "Your underwear is small, I can hide it in my pocket, even if they see it, they will think I'm a pervert at most." Besides, you only need your corset, and you can't use your underwear, which will make the ghosts outside never overborn. ”
Ma Yanyan bit his lip lightly and hesitated.
"Take it off, I won't look", I turned away.
I know this is embarrassing for an unemployed girl, but there seems to be no better way at the moment. There are hundreds of ghosts outside, we have to take them all out to go over, so that this temple will be clean, and Li Liang and they will believe us.
After waiting for a while, the girl sighed and silently began to unbutton her clothes.
"Cheng Xiaoma", her voice was not loud, "If this matter is known to others, I will not be finished with you." ”
I turned around and looked at her quietly.
She took off half of her sweater, and when she saw me turn around, she was stunned, "You ......"
"Forget it, this kind of thing shouldn't be embarrassing for you little girl", I smiled calmly, took off my coat, and then took off my sweater.
"What do you mean?" She was puzzled.
"Use my sweaters and put them back on when I've got them all in so they don't see it," I said.
Ma Yanyan was stunned, "Then you don't become wearing a hundred ghost clothes?" That's not going to work, your body can't bear it! ”
"It's okay, it's a big deal," I laughed.
She walked over and stopped me, "That's not a matter of illness, the Hundred Ghost Clothes are extremely yin, if you wear them, it will not only affect your luck, but also ruin your body if you don't get it right!" ”
"My Cheng Xiaoma is the life of the four positive yin and the water in the world, no matter how heavy the hundred ghost clothes are, I am not afraid", I smiled, "Don't worry." ”
"Don't be like this, it's too risky," she looked at me almost beggingly, "I take it off, can't I take it off?" ”
I took her hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm ......"
She couldn't help but say, turning my body around, "Don't look! ”
I swallowed, "Yanyan, let's do it ...... me."
She blushed and handed me the small corset with her body temperature, "Here you go." ”
"So fast?" I was stunned for a moment, turned around and saw that her sweater was on, "What's the situation with you?" ”
"What's the fuss," she muttered, putting on her coat.
"It's too fast, I don't see anything," I sighed, "Hey, why is it a corset, isn't it?" ”
"That's enough," she paused, "and when you get out of the temple gate, give me back this, and I'll give them over." ”
"Oh, okay, will you?" I was inexplicably a little embarrassed.
She glanced at me, "Better than you would." ”
I smiled, looked at the small corset in my hand, and smelled it, there was still a faint body fragrance on it, "It's a pity, I'll definitely buy you a better set when I go back." ”
After meditating for a while, I used the Transfiguration Technique to transform into the Dragon Mother again, and now I understand why her teacher asked me to recite that spell, because the essence of this Dragon Mother is actually the Peach Wood Fairy.
Ma Yanyan opened the door of the temple, then returned to me, reached out and pressed my back, and began to recite the invisibility spell silently.
I took her out of the Dragon Mother Hall slowly, and the group of ghosts outside quickly surrounded us, and all around us was suddenly black.
I turned a blind eye to this and walked forward unhurriedly, although the ghosts were vicious, no one dared to provoke the Dragon Mother. Walking to the side of the big incense burner, I pinched the fingers with my left hand, turned around with my right hand, took Ma Yanyan into my arms, and held her hand, "Yanyan, I'll stop them, you come to catch ghosts!" ”