Chapter 27: Disorder

I was stunned, I didn't expect that I would go out for a spin because of boredom but save a person, and I didn't expect to meet a woman by chance, and she would come to the door, the most surprising thing for me is that this woman will have a tattoo that is exactly the same as my wife except for the different positions!

After I tried to calm myself down, I thought to myself, could it be that I was thinking too much about myself? After all, tattoos, as long as they are in the same store, don't seem to be worth the fuss about choosing the same pattern.

But my intuition tells me that the tattoo on the waist of the woman in front of me must be somehow related to the tattoo on my wife's buttocks, and I don't know why I have this intuition.

Naturally, I wouldn't be stupid enough to ask this woman, after all, I didn't know her well, and I didn't even know her name.

I cleaned up my expression and returned: "Didn't you just say that my purpose of pretending to be blind to open this shop was not pure, just to take advantage of the little girl?" Why did you send it to your door now? Aren't you afraid of being taken advantage of by me? ”

The woman smiled: "You don't say it, I didn't expect it, thank you for your timely reminder!" ”

When the voice landed, he actually took out his mobile phone, "Click! Click! "Took two pictures of me!

Then he put away his phone and continued: "I have already sent your photo to my friend, if you dare to be dishonest, I believe you will regret it." ”

My face was full of black lines, this woman was really difficult enough, and I said helplessly at the moment: "Okay, count you ruthless." Take a look for yourself, there is a list of items and prices on the wall, and tell me what you want to do. ”

Hearing this, she looked up at the project sheet on the wall, and after a while, she was surprised: "You even know how to do acupuncture?" Are you serious? It can't be a halfway monk, right? Not life-threatening, right? ”

I replied angrily: "If you don't believe in my skills, you can change it!" Since I wrote it, I naturally will, I opened a store to make money, not to kill people! ”

"Huh! Why don't you have any humor! Just kidding you, why are you so serious? She patted her neck and continued, "I really want to ask you to press me, my neck has been sore all this time!" ”

I pointed inside and said, "Go inside and wait for me, I'm covered in water and haven't had time to change my clothes, I'll help you press when I change my clothes!" ”

She took two steps inside, looked around, and seemed to confirm that I wasn't in the dark shop, and then stepped inside.

I found a dry towel to wipe my hair, but found that there were no clothes for me to change, so I had to give up and change when I got home.

When I walked inside, I found that the woman was not waiting for me on the massage table, but was fiddling with the bottles and cans on the shelves with interest.

I said angrily: "Don't touch it, be careful if you fall on me!" ”

The woman put the glass jar used for cupping back on the shelf, grimaced at me, sat down on the massage table and said, "What a murder, you can't look at it!" By the way, I'm curious, why are you pretending to be blind when you have nothing to do? Isn't there something shady about it? ”

I didn't bother to say more to her, and replied coldly: "If you want a massage, please lie down." If you're here to gossip, I have nothing to say! ”

She rolled her eyes when she heard the words, but she still lay down very obediently, but her mouth was still unforgiving: "I forgot to tell you, I am a black belt in taekwondo, if you dare to be dishonest, don't blame me for doing it to you!" ”

I reached out and pressed her shoulder, and found that she was a little stiff, and said to her: "Looking at your appearance and figure, you should be a person who is very self-disciplined and keeps exercising, right, why are your shoulders so stiff?" Mobile phones don't play less, right? ”

She replied: "That's just your personal subjective guess, my mobile phone is turned on 24 hours a day, and I'm busy every day. ”

I was stunned for a moment, and while loosening her shoulders, I deliberately asked, "So busy?" What do you do? ”

She laughed, "What? Don't set my identity, you don't want to soak me, do you? ”

I replied: "Bubble you? What do you think? I'm a married man! It's not that I'm afraid that you'll be bored, so I'll find a random topic to chat with you! ”

When she heard me say that I was married, she was very surprised and wanted to turn around and speak, but I pressed back again: "Don't move, lie on your stomach." Is it necessary to be so surprised to get married at my age? ”

She didn't force it, she leaned back and said, "Is your wife good-looking?" Do you think your wife is good-looking or I am good-looking? ”

I was stunned, and involuntarily looked at her figure, to be honest, in terms of a single round body, the woman in front of me is even better than my wife's figure.

I replied: "Of course my wife is better-looking, but you don't have to be sad, you're only a little worse than her." I see you have a tattoo on your waist, where did you get it? ”

Unexpectedly, she quickly returned: "Don't tell you, it's a secret!" ”

I frowned, and I was tempted to get something useful from the woman in front of me, because I would most likely find out from her, from the side, where my wife had gone that night when she didn't come back!

Seeing that she refused to return, I said angrily: "Isn't it just a tattoo, it's so mysterious!" I was just curious, and suddenly remembered that I had seen this tattoo, and it was the wife of a friend of mine, exactly like you, so I asked. ”

"What?" She was very surprised to hear my words, and quickly asked, "Your friend's wife?" Exactly like me? Are you sure? ”

I replied: "Nonsense, I'm pretending to be blind, and I'm not really blind!" This tattoo is quite special, I can't be mistaken, I remember it very clearly, it is exactly the same! ”

She quickly asked again, "Where is this tattoo on her?" ”

I was stunned, I didn't expect her to ask so carefully, but I didn't tell the truth just now, I was talking about my friend's wife, so naturally I can't tell the truth anymore. What's more, the location of my wife's tattoo is really very private, and in the middle of the buttocks, I can't say that I saw my friend's wife's fart groin!

Unless my friend's wife is undressed in front of me, how can I see that position, and in this way, don't I just cuckold my friend!

After thinking about it for a while, I had to return: "It's probably the shoulder, is there anything special about this position?" ”

When she heard this, she said casually: "It's not particular, I'll just ask casually." ”

She didn't seem to want to say much about the tattoo, and even after I asked about it, she didn't even say much to me.

Naturally, I didn't want to give up just like that, so I found a new topic and said again: "By the way, I don't know what your name is?" ”

She smiled: "Do you understand what emotional intelligence is?" Shouldn't you introduce yourself first and then ask for the lady's name? ”

I smiled and said, "I'm sorry, my name is Yang Zheng, what's your name?" ”

"Me? I won't tell you! She burst out laughing and seemed to think it was fun to tease me.

I didn't bother to talk to her anymore, so I pressed her back and shoulders for about an hour, and even though it was the first day of business, as a doctor, I still had some skills.

He patted her on the shoulder and said, "It's over, you can get up!" ”

When she heard this, she got up from the bed, tried to twist her neck and waist, and then said, "Not bad! It's very comfortable! I didn't expect you to have some real skills, which is much more professional than a massage chair! ”

I sneered, "Compared to the machine, I think you're insulting me!" Judging from my reaction to your back, your body is cold, and your waist and acupoints react violently, if I'm not mistaken, you should have a menstrual disorder and are prone to menstrual cramps, isn't it? ”

She was startled, looked at me incredulously and said, "You can even see this?" You're right, it's true! I've been taking medication lately. ”

I laughed and said, "Before I did this, I was the only attending male physician in the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology of the First Hospital. It was only later because of an emergency that I came to do this. And when you take medicine, it is a matter of treating the symptoms but not the root cause, as the saying goes, medicine is three parts poison, and eating too much of this thing will cause a hundred harms and no benefit. ”

She looked at me in even more surprise and exclaimed, "Huh? ”

I smiled: "Don't worry too much, wait for me to give you a prescription, buy Chinese medicine according to the prescription, insist on drinking a few courses after boiling, don't stay up late, don't eat irritating food, it will break off soon." ”

She looked at me in more and more shock, and said, "I don't know how to thank you!" ”

I smiled and said, "Don't thank me, I'm open to do business, add the two services together, you just give me 200 yuan!" ”