Chapter 212: Spirit Guy
In the evening, return to Qingcheng.
When Gou Haodong and Song Sixuan came back, they took two "people" with them.
The woman's figure is slender, exquisite, and exudes a charming charm between her gestures, faintly with a hint of wildness, and there is a feeling of itching in her heart, which makes the people on the street look sideways, and the return rate is extremely high. And the man next to her was tall and burly, with exceptionally long arms, and a little more hair on the back of his hands, but he was very manly.
"Fox Mei'er, Ape Nine, do you two have any plans?" Gou Haodong pushed Song Sixuan and asked the two people who followed him.
Fox Mei'er is the fox spirit, and Ape Nine is one of the few white ape beasts. Both races are blessed with unique conditions, and they can be one step ahead of other alien beasts in terms of transformation. The Black Dragon Emperor sent them to study with Gou Haodong and the others, and then to study the joys, sorrows, and ways of communication of human beings.
One report after another, the Black Dragon Emperor accepted Xiao Ming and Xiao Yun, the two little guys, and handed over Hu Mei'er and Ape Jiu to them, and Gou Haodong must take care of them carefully.
Because of the double deterrence of Gou Haodong and Xiao Yun on the White Mountain, Hu Meier couldn't let go, and she didn't dare to speak out. Ape Jiu is also wooden by nature, he can't make a fart with three sticks, and his speech is like squeezing toothpaste, so in the end, the answer Gou Haodong received was two pairs of blinking eyes.
"Okay, then you can arrange it for me. Learn literacy first, and then you have the ability to learn independently, and then you can experience life. Human society is pyramid-shaped, so if you want to understand life, then start from the bottom. Gou Haodong analyzed them: "When I finish reading and reading for a month, I will go to work." Fox Meier is good-looking, goes to work as a waiter or front desk, and the ape is strong and strong, and goes to the construction site to move bricks. For the time being, will you decide like this? ”
Ape Jiu nodded, Hu Mei'er was still a little hesitant, but after meeting Gou Haodong's eyes, she began to nod wildly.
"Let's take you to dinner first, the veritable delicacies of the mountains and seas at noon are really delicious, but they are not too full...... Gou Haodong smacked his lips and tasted it, and then pointed to the food stall: "First take you to taste the most smoky food, barbecue." ”
Ape Jiu and Fox Mei'er didn't know how to move, and they were interested.
"Boss, the same old way." Gou Haodong rubbed his hands together and greeted the boss who was busy in front of the grill.
"Hey, Xiaodong is here again? With a girlfriend too! It's so handsome. Hurry up and sit on your own. No problem, Uncle will fry you another plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes, giant hemp! What do you think? Hahahaha. "The owner wiped the sweat with a white towel around his neck. It's late spring and early summer, and it's still quite hot in the face of the charcoal grill without the cold wind.
"Okay, just fry this bite, and then bring us a plate of shrimp tails." Gou Haodong smiled and pushed Song Sixuan to find a small table, beckoning the bodyguards and servants-like ape nine and fox Mei'er.
Fox Mei'er's long, narrow eyes rolled slightly, secretly looking at the people around her, watching their behavior, and listening to their conversations. Ape Jiu sat upright, quite a feeling of being settled.
Most of the customers are spiritual guys, or street slickers, and occasionally a few students or people who seem to be of higher quality.
Gou Haodong glared at Hu Mei'er, can you learn in this environment? The story of Meng's mother's three migrations is there, and he doesn't have the time to let Hu Mei'er walk around.
The reason why they are allowed to study first and read books for a month is to let them establish correct values first, so that they will not get lost in the negative energy in the sky in this era of information explosion. Once upon a time, even the three views have become a virtue worthy of praise, which makes Gou Haodong puzzled.
Thanks to the painstaking efforts of the previous leaders, China has regained its standing among the nations of the world, but the shortcomings of striding forward have also been revealed: the people's spiritual civilization has not reached the level of material civilization, which has led to the distortion of individual values.
But this is inevitable, we can't not develop the economy for the sake of culture, and don't let the people live a good life, right? The lesser of two evils, when material security is guaranteed, it is natural to have the energy and strength to pursue spiritual things. It's like the specialty classes that have sprung up now, isn't that an example? "Cang Liao knows etiquette and knows honor and disgrace when he has enough food and clothing." That's it.
Gou Haodong chose to eat barbecue, in fact, there is another reason: Hu Meier and Ape Jiu don't know how to use chopsticks.
This public education will inevitably be a little shocking. After they are transformed, they are standard Chinese faces, and they can't deceive people if they say that they are foreign.
As Gou Haodong expected, this kind of heavy eating immediately attracted Fox Mei'er and Ape Jiu. The two of them moved left and right, gulping and swallowing.
"Don't worry, don't worry, eat slowly, yes." Gou Haodong smiled, turned his head and shouted: "Boss, have another copy as it is!" ”
The people around heard him shouting and subconsciously looked at their table. It doesn't matter, yo! Handsome men and beautiful women, like an Internet celebrity party.
"That red-haired chick is very energetic."
"Brother Wang is tempted again? Hahaha! ”
"Looks like these are two pairs, so it's easy to start?"
"What age are they? Still a chaste martyr? That day, I said a word, what is it called, yes, after all, the greenhouse messes up the four seasons, and money messes up the age! 'Money can make grinding ghosts, I pumped 20,000 yuan in the faces of those two men, do you see if they sent it obediently? ”
"Twenty thousand is worth it, if I have such a beautiful one, I can't bear 20,000."
"20,000 fucking nights, what can't you get? What about your pattern? ”
When Gou Haodong met Ape Jiu's curious gaze, he wiped his hands with wet wipes, and said without hesitation: "Those are not good birds, don't learn from them, they are looked down upon by others, and everything is in vain." to old and devoid of waste. ”
Ape Jiu nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly there was a "bang" on the side, and one of the few people who had just spoken smashed the bottle on the brick, leaving spikes as weapons.
The five of them, an older unmarried young man, walked over with a smile: "What did the kid say? "What the fuck are you looking for?" "Do you know who we are?"
Everyone looked over one after another, and the table close to Gou Haodong even dragged the table directly.
"Everyone! Don't don't, don't be, the child is not sensible, I will have this meal tonight, I please! The boss stepped forward with a smile on his face, nodded and apologized for Gou Haodong.
"Don't have any eyesight? Is this the time you speak? Get out of here! "The young man who was wearing beanie shoes, leggings, and a green dragon around his neck pulled his hands and only to the side.
The boss is not as good as others, so he has to get out of the way slightly, but he is still fighting: "All the children ......"
"Have you ever seen a child this big? Adulthood, speak responsibly! The young man at the back poked his finger at the boss's shoulder and sneered.
Gou Haodong wiped his mouth and stood up: "Boss, I'm sorry for the trouble." ”
"Just apologize to the boss, what about us?" The young man in the beanie shoes lined up with a crooked voice.
"It's really rude, I'm sorry." Trouble came out of his mouth, and Gou Haodong suddenly reacted to this matter. Although killing these guys is as simple as stepping on a few bugs, this is the case of having him cultivated. If not, I'm afraid something will happen tonight. What's more, he can't bring the sprouts that come out of the two mountains.
Only in self-reflection can people continue to make progress, and our Gou Haodong has this advantage.
"If an apology is useful, why do you want the police?" The guy who said that he would sleep with a fox for 20,000 yuan said: "Let this girl drink with us, and I will forgive you." ”
Gou Haodong was about to answer, when he suddenly received a voice from Hu Meier: "Can I suck their essence?" ”
Forget about this stubble, this is also a dangerous molecule, a walking juicer.
"Don't do that, I'll treat you to dinner tonight." Gou Haodong said to the man: "Mine is not, I will toast you." ”
", don't take yourself personally!" Doudou shoes scolded directly.
Before Gou Haodong and Song Sixuan could make a move, Doudou Shoes' faces were flushed, his mouth made a murmuring sound, and he raised his hand to touch his face repeatedly, as if he was stroking a beautiful woman, and the people present had goosebumps.
"Xiao Zhang? What happened to you? Brother Wang, who was standing next to him, asked hurriedly.
"Uh-" Xiao Zhang pursed his thick lips, turned his head to face Brother Wang, and made a gesture of asking for a kiss.
"! Are you fucking evil? Brother Wang retreated, and the people behind Xiao Zhang pulled him desperately.
Xiao Zhang's strength was terrifying for a while, and the people who pulled him all stumbled: "Come on!" ”
Brother Wang was so frightened that he raised his hand and slapped it over, and the crisp slap hurt when he heard it. Xiao Zhang woke up for a few seconds and pounced again, pulling Brother Wang's clothes and taking them off.
"Enough is enough." Gou Haodong turned his head to look: "It's enough to teach a lesson, if it really shows up, it will be disgusting." ”
"Yes." The fox responded delicately, twisted her slender waist and stepped forward, and blew at Xiao Zhang. The rosiness on Xiao Zhang's face slowly faded and he regained his senses.
"Damn, it'...... It...... It, vixen? "This is what the Internet says about cultivating immortals,! Run! ”
A few people didn't care about face, and they turned around and were about to slip away.
"Stop!" Gou Haodong shouted, so frightened that they all shuddered and stopped: "Settle your accounts first before leaving." ”
"Yes, yes!" Brother Wang shrank his head and came to the boss, and took out a thousand yuan from his handbag: "Boss, I'm sorry just now, don't take it to heart." If you take the money well, it will be regarded as making amends for your sins. ”
"This?" The boss looked at Gou Haodong in embarrassment, and Gou Haodong nodded and motioned for him to accept it.
Brother Wang saw that the flattery worked, and immediately walked over with a shy face: "Brother, do you want to come to Genhuazi?" ”
"Don't smoke, okay, okay, tonight's matter, right and wrong are half right, don't worry about it, let's go." Gou Haodong waved his hand, if he didn't eat it again, the baked tendons would be hard, not only the taste would be bad, but the taste would also be bad.
"Can you leave a contact information, when you are free, please have another meal and apologize." Give me a chance, man. "Brother Wang reversed too fast, so that Gou Haodong couldn't react for a while, maybe this is the guy who has been repeatedly rubbed by society.
"Then leave a WeChat, don't judge behind your back in the future, I will also change my straightforward problem." Gou Haodong silently damaged Brother Wang.
"Yes, yes, yes, add it, then wait for my news in a few days." Brother Wang waved goodbye.
"Let's go, let's go."