Chapter 3: Three Grandchildren
Ah Lang and Wu Bo walked out of the palace and saw an alley in the distance, and a round thing kept wriggling.
"Uncle Wu, what's up ahead?"
"Little young master, that's Xiao Fang, the grandson of the old man Xiao Moqi, the prince and the secretary of the military department, this goods have been guarding outside for several days, waiting for you. ”
"Why didn't he come to the house to look for me?"
"I'm afraid that the old prince will beat him, a few days ago you got drunk with him and Shangguan Biao, the old prince went to their house every day to make a big fuss during the three days you didn't wake up, and they were beaten up once they went, and the old prince said that they dared to go to the house to find you again, and their legs were discounted. ”
"Which one is Shangguan Biao?"
"The grandson of the old man Shangguan Qing, who is also the head of the household department, alas! Uncle Wu shook his head after speaking.
"I know Uncle Wu. ”
Ah Lang tiptoed over and kicked the fat man's buttocks.
"it, who dares to kick your fat man, I'll ......" Before the words were finished, it was like a ball rolling out of the way.
The fat man got up, opened his mouth and was about to scold, but when he saw that it was Ah Lang, he cried and shouted: "Lang Shao, Lang Shao!
Ah Lang trembled in his heart: Damn! This thing is too fat, his chest trembles at high speed when he runs, the meat on his stomach is almost to the kneecap, and the meat on his face is swaying in the wind......
The fat man ran over, hugged Ah Lang tightly, buried his head in Ah Lang's chest and cried.
"Dead fat, get up, get up quickly, Nima's, snot, saliva makes Lao Tzu all over. "This thing has so many boobs......
The fat man let go of Ah Lang, wiped his face with his sleeve as a towel, and tried to open his eyes and said, "Lang Shao, let's go! Go to dinner, I'll have a treat!"
"Don't go, young master, I'm here to collect wind. Alang said.
"Pick the hammer wind, you don't pretend to be Sven here with me, let's have a few pounds and a few taels, who still doesn't know who?" After speaking, he pulled Ah Lang and left.
"Fatty, your chest muscles are too reverie, Lang Ye took the time to make you a bra to wear, to cover your tempting chest posture, don't leak the spring to others. ”
"Get out of your eggs, do you know how to make clothes? Do you want this figure of the fat man? Lang Shao! Your hat is very chic, the hairball is good, let the fat man touch ....... ”
"Open the dead fat man, this is called a crown hat, pompom is called hero courage, you have no culture at a glance, and in the future, Lang Ye will teach you to read and break words, four books and five classics. ”
"Okay! Scholar Lang!" "Quack quack...... the two of them laughed strangely all the way.
Uncle Wu followed behind with a chill......
In the Haoyan Continent, there are four dynasties, and the Yujing Dynasty is the largest in territory, with a cultural heritage similar to that of an ancient country, and it also advocates the way of Confucius and Mencius. The most luxurious hotel in Kyoto, the people who come here are either rich or expensive, all of them are top figures in Kyoto or celebrities and wealthy businessmen from outside. Ah Lang and Uncle Wu followed the fat man to the second floor of the restaurant, entered a private room, and saw a person wiping his mouth, and the dishes on the table were clean as if a dog had licked them.
"Lang Shao, Master Biao is polite. The man stood up and clenched his fists.
Thin, very thin, so thin! In addition to the skin and bones all over the body, this person's face is even more skinny, his eye sockets are deep, and he stares at two big eyes, this is definitely a typical big smoker in his previous life! Ah Langxin said, these two goods can come together is really a perfect match!
"I said Monkey Master, you have finished a table of dishes again! I see that you have been in your intestines, and you will pull it directly after eating. It's like your fat man and me, this majestic figure, the wind can't blow down, and the majestic body stands proudly in the world!"
"Well, the majestic figure of the fat man is unique in the world, alas, it's a pity that it's a bear bear, the tail of the tail, the tail of the bear!"
"Hahaha......" The three of them laughed continuously.
"Ahem...... Cough...... cough ......" Uncle Wu was holding back his face and coughing beside him, these three goods are very strange.
"Xiao Er, give the fat man the best wine and food on the table again, hurry up. ”
"Okay, the four masters wait a minute!" Xiao Er came in and cleaned up neatly, and re-served a table of wine and food.
"I'm not going to eat, I'm waiting for you outside the door. After speaking, Uncle Wu turned around and went out.
The three of them have become accustomed to Uncle Wu's style, and they are not polite.
"Lang Shao, this hat is majestic and majestic!" said the monkey master.
"That is, who is our Lang Shao? The dragon and phoenix among the people, and the red rabbit among the horses! Who can compare?" said the fat man.
"Yo he! I said fatty, you have also become a cultural silver, and you are still a phoenix, don't pretend to be forced without force, but pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning!" said the monkey master.
"I'm going to take you with me. The light is nonsense with you here, and I almost forgot about the business, Xiao Er......! I was happy to see Lang Shao today, and gave the fat man a catty. The fat man shouted outside.
"Come, where are you! The third master, please use it slowly, if you have any orders, just speak. "Xiao Er is also very familiar with these three.
Ah Lang watched Xiao Er bring in a big bowl, which was filled with fragrant high-grade sesame oil. The fat man grabbed the bowl with his hands, opened his mouth, and it was gone as soon as he raised his head, and licked it clean after drinking, Ah Lang grinned when he saw it.
"Comfortable, refreshing! Fat man, I can go three days and three nights without eating, this thing can't be missing, I just have this bite!" the fat man said as he licked his lips.
"I said, fatty, how much do you have to drink this day?
"One and a half pounds a day, a meal and a half pounds, and today I see that Lang Shao is happy and overdosed, hahaha......"
"This product was reincarnated in a rich family, and if it was born in a poor family, it would have starved to death. "The monkey master is eating chicken legs.
"Monkey, are you going to die? Lang Shao and I haven't moved our chopsticks yet, this half of the table is gone, you are really the reincarnation of a hungry ghost! Eat slowly, no one will rob you." ”
Ah Lang shook his head in his heart, these two goods are too powerful!
"Lang Shao, the gang of gentlemen in the capital gave us a nickname called the third grandson, and the leader is Yang Zhanxing, the grandson of Yang Taishi, this goods is too bad, I am also a grandson, and I also gave us a nickname, and now it is spread all over the princes and disciples of the capital. The monkey said as he ate.
Ah Lang's eyes narrowed: The prince and the prince, the grandson of Yang Quande, the first assistant of Wenchen, was born with a disability, his left leg is less than his right leg, he always walks on tiptoe, and he is called "uneven" behind his back, relying on his grandfather to bully men and women, almost all the business of the underworld in the capital is controlled by him behind his back, and his conscience is greatly damaged, and he has the opportunity to pick up this goods.
"Aren't we still urinating in a pot with them, burying us like this, it's not a thing. Although we are sloppy, we have never done anything without virtue, and you say that it is not a waste. The fat man rubbed his stomach with both hands and said.
"Take a chance, watch Lang Ye beat him!" Ah Lang said.
"Settle the scores!" said the fat man.
The three of them walked on the road after eating and drinking, looking like they were all about it, and Uncle Wu followed behind and shook his head.
There was a crowd of people in the distance, not knowing what they were doing.
"Let's go see the excitement too, let's walk!" said the fat man with a fat and bloated belly.