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On the screen, Luke's hair remained quiet, neither standing on end nor withering abruptly.

All right! Every time he adds a mental point, he always has this kind of hidden worry.

It's all to blame that the image of a bald guy is really too bald.

He looked at his lower three attributes: strength 40, agility 20, spirit 16.

As a person with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, Luke was able to make up for the last shortcoming in a few days, which is really gratifying.

With that in mind, he got up and went to the workshop, where he began to work overtime.

When they went out the next day, the two did not go to the police station, and went directly to the investigation site of the case.

Yesterday, I was made clear by Elsa not to get involved in the affairs of the Essworth family.

Because old Esworth has spoken to find out the mastermind of a series of violent attacks on his family.

What Elsa means is that although Luke is only investigating the case and has nothing to do with the mastermind who attacked the two sons of old Esworth, the old antique boss started a fire, and it is a high probability event that the pond fish is harmed.

Luke could only nod his head again and again, indicating that the leader was wise and really flashing.

Today, the two of them can only investigate trivial cases such as bank robbery.

Los Angeles, a sin city, has an average of three robberies a day against banks or cash trucks, and the number of cases each year is higher than the number of members of the Los Angeles Crime Squad.

So, this is really a trivial case.

As long as the robbers don't kill people, if they are caught, they will be sentenced to a few years.

The two drove to a bank, a small bank called LAFF, and Luke wouldn't take the name of First Financial Bank of Los Angeles seriously.

The size of the bank can be estimated from the amount of cash that was robbed yesterday.

Yesterday two masked robbers armed with revolvers, burst into the newly opened bank and robbed the ...... Well, three thousand seven hundred and fifty-six dollars in cash.

There were no casualties, no additional property damage, and if a certain counter clerk had moved slowly, it was estimated that he would have been able to send away the two poor and crazy robbers with only 2,000 US dollars.

But who let this be a robbery.

The Serious Crime Unit was originally called the "Robbery and Homicide Unit", and this case was indeed their exclusive jurisdiction.

Luke and the others drove to the edge of the small bank, got out of the car and followed the scattered customers inside.

Suddenly, there was an exclamation from inside the bank.

The two looked at each other, quickened their pace, and turned into the gate through the side walkway.

Sure enough, another robbery happened.

Selena immediately wanted to pull out the gun, but Luke held her hand down with a strange expression: "Wait, this guy is holding it...... It's a water gun. ”

Selena: O!

Although it is not uncommon to rob banks with replica guns, and even people rob with non-replica children's colored toy guns, it is the first time that the two have directly encountered this kind of bizarre robbery.

I saw a black man wearing black stockings standing in front of the counter, and he waved his hand with annoyance on his face to stop the middle-aged aunt teller from taking out the money from the counter: "Wait, wait, do you think I'm here for money?" ”

The customers who were trembling around and hiding far away: It's not for money, why did you come in with a gun? Could it be ...... Is it for a dream?

The masked black man with a high-fidelity water gun said angrily: "Do you think I am such an unqualified person? I'm coming in with a gun to rob you of that useless cash in your drawer? I'm going to have a goddamn job! Do you understand! ”

Luke, Selena: Hat?

Customers: ......

"Grab a little money, and when I spend it, I'll be poor again. But by giving me a job, I can gain valuable work experience and make my work history more convincing in the future. So, stop talking nonsense and tell me, where is the manager? I want this goddamn job! The masked robber spoke eloquently.

Everyone, including Luke, was dumbfounded.

The female clerk subconsciously looked not far away, a man in a suit cowering in the corner.

The masked robber looked over and pointed the water gun in his hand to that side: "You are the manager?" ”

The middle-aged man in the suit nodded desperately: "Yes, yes." ”

The masked robber unceremoniously pointed a gun at him for a while: "Now, give me a position where I only need to work forty hours a week, and I must have annual leave plus five insurances and one housing fund......"

Everyone present: ......

Luke smiled and gestured to Selena, stepped forward quickly, and took the water gun from the hand of this "robber" with lofty ideals and particularly positive thoughts.

"I'm sorry, shouldn't you show your degree certificate or a letter of recommendation for your work resume or something for this kind of job?" As he spoke, he swept the water gun in his hand and said with a smile: "This thing seems to look different from a degree certificate." ”

Bandit:......

All:......

A farce came to an end.

While waiting for the patrol to arrive, Luke played with the water gun in his hand and asked with a smile: "Are you still very creative, use the water gun to rob a job that works 40 hours a week, and also has paid holidays, and five insurances and one housing fund?" We all want this job! ”

The "robber" whose black stockings had been lifted on his face was full of despair: "What can I do?" No one wants to offer me a job, and I've tried hard to apply, but I have a criminal record, my daughter is only a year old, and I need a job to buy her milk powder and diapers. ”

Luke was silent for a moment: "Then you can't take your daughter's toy gun out and rob it...... Work, right? ”

The robber was embarrassed for a moment, and whispered: "That's the neighbor's child's toy, I 'took' it from him when I went out." ”

Luke and Selena: You even robbed children with water guns, you are really diligent and "rich".

Ten minutes later, a patrol officer not far away arrived and took away the "robber" who was too eager to "rob" a job.

Sitting in the car, she couldn't hold back a smile on her face: "By the way, if he has this heart, won't he start from the bottom seriously?" Isn't that crazy? ”

Luke got into the car and looked disapplieving: "Maybe he tried, but he didn't succeed, who let him have a criminal record." These people came out to find a light job like a bank clerk, and it was a dream. ”

Selena thinks about it too.

These people are released on parole, and they can be arranged to work by the parole officer, but those jobs are basically low-wage handymen.

Even so, the salary you get will be deducted 2030 This is not a tax, but an unspoken rule.

It is self-evident which people's pockets these two or three percent of the salary ends up in.

People with criminal records are always more likely to commit crimes again, and this situation is never formed by a simple reason.

However, this strange "robber" will not go to jail this time.

He didn't hurt anyone, but he still got a toy gun, and in the end he went to "rob" work.

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