"You are breaking the law by doing this, and your superiors know about it, and you will be severely punished!" I said. When the two yin chasers heard this, they immediately became happy and said, "You ask who dares to tell this matter?" If they say it, they still have good fruits to eat in Lao Tzu's territory? Even if they say it, who will believe it? ”

The woman in white said to me: "Let's not have a hard time with the yin, there is no way to take those who are officials in the yang world, let alone this is the underworld." ”

"Even if you ask for them now, it's useless, it's better to fight to the end." I said.

"But what are we going to fight?" The woman in white said: "I'm afraid that only Da Luo Jinxian is here, and these two yin people don't dare to go hay." ”

"Still use Da Luo Jin Xian? You think too highly of these two little ghosts. "I deliberately turned it up. The woman in white asked me to be quiet, and I said with a smile: "There is no need to give face to such officials. I don't believe that there is no king in the underworld. ”

"You kid really ate the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and you dare to scold the two of us?" This time, the two of them spoke in unison, and I said: "I first told you that there is a forgotten hell gate in Kunlun Pass, and if you don't take it back quickly, you may continue to be used by bad people, but not only do you two not investigate, but you also want to send me to the eighteenth layer of hell, you are a typical corpse vegetarian meal!" ”

"Sent you to the eighteenth layer of hell because you trespassed into the underworld." Yin Cha said.

"Even if I trespass into the underworld, then I won't be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell, right? And I just heard from you two that I want to give my ** to the person who gave you benefits, it seems that you two are usually not less corrupt and take bribes. I continued: "I didn't expect that there are so many ** officials in the underworld, it's really disappointing to me. ”

The two yin chasa laughed and said, "Who do you think you are?" The godson of the Jade Emperor? Are you disappointed?! ”

"If you two are still so derelict in your duties, the corpse is vegetarian, believe it or not, I will turn you upside down, and then take you two to see Black and White Impermanence? If it's serious, it's possible for me to hit the Hades Palace, but when the time comes, you two will really be too late to cry. "Those two are not good

After listening to my words, he leaned back and smiled backwards, and the second one said to the other: "Brother, this is the funniest joke I have heard in thousands of years, and I am really laughing to death......"

"This is also the funniest joke I've heard in thousands of years, does this kid really think he's the Monkey King?" The first yin cha said.

"I think it's bigger than Sun Wukong's ability - it's a great mouth! I was even a little scared just now, haha...... Haha......" The second Yin Cha laughed.

At this time, the first one to come said: "Don't give him nonsense, tie up this kid and those people, so as not to have many dreams at night." ”

"That's right, I'll call the two brothers again. You tie them up here first. "The second ghost who came went and called the other ghost to go.

"Hurry up, who do you say will come first?" At this time, the yin cha had already taken out the rope, which looked very long, and it was probably intended to tie us all together, just like the ancient escort of a large number of prisoners.

The bully was still begging on the ground at this time, but when he saw that the yin had already taken out the rope, he suddenly wiped his tears and stood up, and the yin said, "What's wrong?" Do you want to be the first? ”

"The first one is your mother! Grass you fuck! "The bully suddenly came to me like this, and I was completely blinded.

The yin cha was even more surprised, and said, "What did you kid just say?!" Tell Lao Tzu again. Yin Cha suddenly put down the rope in his hand and asked with a relaxed face, it is estimated that it has seen this kind of scene a long time ago, or no one has dared to talk to it like this for thousands of years, so it doesn't take this matter seriously at all.

The bully said, "Lao Tzu is going to eighteen layers of hell, is it necessary to look at your face?" Besides, Lao Tzu begged you bitterly, and knelt down for you, and you still played official power with me, telling you that when you see Tianlao Tzu, you will be hard for a while! The bully then said, "Brothers, stand up! Anyway, we are all in the eighteenth layer of hell, so it is better to be hard for a while today! The bully looked at me and said, "I think this little brother is right, let's be a good person today and save this little brother out!" ”

The bullies' brothers also stood up and said, "Big brother is right, we

I did too many evil things in my life, even if I went down to the eighteenth layer of hell, then there was nothing to say, but if I went to the eighteenth layer of hell, I am afraid that I would not even have the opportunity to say these words, so it is better to do a good deed now - save this guy out! The brothers in the back said in unison, "That's right—that's right—be a good person—be a good person—" and even other ghosts gathered, and some of the ghosts who had been watching the incident began to pass the matter to the ones behind or next to them, and the ghosts gathered more and more.

The ghost saw that the situation was a little bad, and said sharply: "Do you want to rebel?!" Those who don't go down to the eighteen layers of hell get out of here, don't make mistakes again and again! ”

"We were also wicked people in our lifetime, and we are also going to the eighteenth layer of hell, and we must be good people now!" There were other ghosts in the crowd who said.

At this time, the bully kicked at Yincha, and Yincha fell to the ground in an instant, and I asked curiously, "This bully is so powerful?" Can you kick over the yin? ”

The woman in white said: "They are all ghosts~ It's like people beating people......" I listened to her explanation and nodded again and again, and said: "So that's ......"

At this time, the incident had turned into a riot, and the second yin cha rushed over with other yin cha at this time, and asked, "Brother, what is going on?" ”

The first one said, "These guys are going to rebel!" Hurry up and close the level! ”

"How so? What's going on? The second Yin asked.

"I don't have time to explain to you now, hurry up and close the level!" The first yin cha said. The second Yin Cha nodded and ran towards the level.

The yin cha who had just arrived also said in a threatening tone: "You are like this, you will all have to go to eighteen layers of hell!" ”

"Who the hell is it scaring about? Lao Tzu is now the VIP of the eighteenth layer of hell! What else is there to be afraid of?! The bully went up and kicked again, and the yin who spoke was kicked to the ground again, and the bully spat on the ground and said: "My brother's nickname before his death was 'A Tiger on East Street'!" Let me show you the means of the Lord today! ”

The woman in white said at this time: "You still don't take this opportunity to find the person you are looking for?" ”