Chapter Thirty-Nine: Awakening from a Sweet Dream
"I'll fuck you!" Wang Xiaoming almost vomited blood, "I declare again: I am a common man! I am a chivalrous man, not the filthy and obscene villain you imagined, and I am still a eunuch! What can I do if I have ideas for you?"
Qiu Ju teased, "If you like Miss Ben, you can say it, but I don't like eunuchs!"
"Why do you want to sleep with me if you don't like me? ”
That is, let go of the eunuch and let my sister come......
"I won't, I'm mad at you, a pervert! Dead eunuch ......"
When Wang Xiaoming heard that the pervert was dead, he wanted to get angry! Oops! Camellia reprimanded: "Qiu Ju! It's good to keep some morality! Can you stop for a while? It's almost dawn, go to sleep!"
The two of them snorted coldly at the same time, and each turned over, back to back again.
System Jun asked again: "One last time I asked you, do you want to return Yang Dan?"
"I'm...... Don't! You have a good system! I know that there are two big girls who are like flowers and jade sleeping with me, and at this time I want to give me back the yang pill, what if something happens to them? It's so vicious! His heart can be punished!"
"Think clearly! Don't miss the opportunity and come again. I don't know when I will be able to meet Huanyang Dan next time, maybe a year, maybe ten years, maybe a hundred years. ”
"Don't tempt my brother anymore, I won't take advantage of the danger of others if I can't meet the 'Huanyang Dan' in my life! I'm surprised! You push me as a representative of chivalry, why do you still try to destroy me like this? Could it be that the chivalrous system is also a counterfeit product? Well! It's really possible, and now counterfeit and shoddy products are rampant......
"What is possible! This is a test ...... you"
"Test, test me? Hehe! I'm upright, do I still need to be tested? So, is the Yang Dan fake?"
"It's not fake! It's not eunuchs, but there are also upright gentlemen who sit still. Maybe there's another Yanagishita Megumi! Giving you the Yang Pill is a test of your character, to see if you are an adulterous person, and the chivalrous system can't let people with bad intentions speak for you......"
"Aren't you afraid that I won't be able to control it after eating Huanyang Dan and spoil these two girls?"
"If that's the case, huh!"
"Hum what? Yin and Yang weird, make it clear. ”
"Then you will be the king forever! The system will automatically collapse, and you will stay here forever. ”
"Harboring evil intentions! Your system is too vicious......" Wang Xiaoming muttered in his heart, slowly falling asleep.
Suddenly I opened my eyes, and there was a blue coast in front of me, Wang Xiaoming was running on the golden sand, and a chubby cute little turtle climbed up from the water. Wang Xiaoming saw that the little turtle was cute and cute, and he was about to reach out and grab it.
Qiu Ju, who was asleep, turned over and pressed over, just pressing on Wang Xiaoming's hand.
But Wang Xiaoming saw the little turtle suddenly jump into his hand, it was hot, and it felt weird to hold it in his hand, it felt a bit like Qiu Ju or something. To eliminate pornography and fight illegal activities, a few hundred words are omitted here.
Suddenly, there was a loud crack! The eardrums buzzed, and there was a burning pain on the face!
"Who's doing?" Wang Xiaoming asked.
"Stinky rascal!" Qiu Ju said and slapped him again, "Dead pervert!What did you just do?"
Wang Xiaoming waved his hand a step too late, did not block it, and received another slap on the face, which hurt hotly, and said angrily: "What are you nervous about! What am I doing? You won't have nightmares, will you?
"What did you just pinch?"
"I pinch the baby turtle...... Ahh......h There is only one truth, Qiu Ju was not honest when she slept, she turned over and the quilt was not tightly covered, hehe just pressed on Wang Xiaoming's palm. Wang Xiaoming, who was asleep, thought it was a little turtle, so he pinched it, no wonder Qiu Ju wanted to beat someone.
"Stinky rascals! Dead perverts, have you nothing to say?"
Qiu Ju raised her hand again, and Wang Xiaoming asked, "What are you doing?"
"Slap in the face, don't you think you shouldn't be slapped?"
"It's still fighting! I've already hit it twice......"
The noise was so fierce that it didn't wake up the camellia curled up in a ball, and it was still snoring there.
Wang Xiaoming really had a hard time, he slept soundly, and he was slapped inexplicably, even if he was wrong, it was not intentional, and no one felt wronged!
"Oh, Miss, I didn't mean it, maybe you stuffed it into my hand and deliberately wronged me!"
"I, you...... Dead pervert!"
"By the way, I dreamed that the baby turtle jumped into my hands by itself, and you must have tried to frame me. I'm innocent all my life......"
"Okay, okay, don't you make any noise?" Camellia was finally woken up, and said with some annoyance, "What's the matter! In the middle of the night, you still don't let people sleep well?"
Wang Xiaoming pointed at Qiu Ju and whispered, "It's all you! If you're afraid that I'm not honest when I sleep, go over and sleep with your sister, don't say I'm a hooligan at every turn!"
Wang Xiaoming originally wanted to say that I don't like you, don't be sentimental! I'm afraid of hurting Qiu Ju's heart, my father has just died, so it's a bit unkind to say this!
"I didn't sleep with her, she said I wasn't honest when I slept, and she snored so loudly that she didn't say anything......"
"Qiu Ju, are you finished?" Camellia scolded.
After a period of commotion, they fell asleep again, Wang Xiaoming was sleeping Zhengxiang, and suddenly he couldn't breathe, feeling as if he was being pressed by something. The tentacles were strange, as if they were haunted by a giant python.
When I woke up, I found that Qiu Ju actually got into her quilt and lay on her body like a big turtle, like a hugging bear sleeping, still snoring!
And his hands were stuck in Qiu Ju's sweeping yellow fight, no wonder there was a strange feeling, he hurriedly took it away, and touched something that should not be touched, and quickly retracted his hand.
The spirit is highly tense! This is not a collapse! What is terrible is that his face is still pressed under Qiu Ju's body! Wang Xiaoming is so frightened that he does not dare to move, and he is afraid that he will wake up Qiu Ju if he moves! When the time comes, he will say that he has molested her, otherwise how can he explain it? There are really a thousand mouths that can't be explained.
"I'll it! Is this still a girl? Is there such a strange girl in the world? Sleep and snore, not to be honest—roll all over the bed. Is she a hooligan? I'm going to accuse her of being a hooligan, no? It should be framed! Oh! What should I do?"
"This is not under the jurisdiction of the system, you can handle it at your own discretion!hehe!" the system let out a lewd laugh.
"I'm going to go! I'm about to be crushed to death, can't you save me?"
Hey, hey, hey, hey, He
Fortunately, Wang Xiaoming's physical strength is slowly recovering, so he will not be crushed to death by Qiu Ju, and now he can only wait for this dead girl to turn over by herself......