Chapter 239: Jokes
"I think maybe there's something between them." Tang Sha actually doesn't agree with Tiezhu very much on this point.
"Why, I think the distance between Li He and Yu Wenwen is well maintained, and it seems that Li He is also avoiding Yu Wenwen, otherwise it would be impossible not to come back for so many years." Tie Zhu was puzzled, not understanding why Tang Sha had such an idea.
Tang Sha patted Tie Zhu's shoulder and stunned Tie Zhu. Mrs. Xindao is really informal.
"You don't understand this, do you know what the real end is? It's just that the two of them can still drink tea together when they see it. Look at Li He's current behavior, he doesn't even dare to see people, how can this be called letting go! "Tang Sha is serious.
After speaking, he looked Tie Zhu up and down a few times: "Tie Zhu, you are not too big this year, why haven't you married a wife yet?" β
"The prince told you this?!" Tie Zhu silently complained in his heart that the prince of their family was really open-mouthed.
"What's this, it's not a big deal. No wonder you don't understand these men and women. "Tang Sha pretended to be profound.
Tie Zhu also looked Tang Sha up and down a few times, and whispered: "So, you have experienced a lot of such things?" β
The iron pillar seemed to have seen the green grassland above his lord's head.
Tang Sha shook his head slowly: "Tut-tut, you don't understand this, haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?" You have seen less, and there are not a few loves and loves like the ones I have seen in the past 30 years, so I naturally see it better than you. β
"Thirty years?" Tie Zhu repeated Tang Sha's words, full of puzzlement.
"Slip of the tongue, I'm still young." Tang Sha's face was not red, and his heart changed without beating, which really made people not see anything unusual.
"It's not small, it's not small, others have children in their teens, but you ......" Tie Zhu suddenly stopped, suffered, he saw that this Tang Sha was easy to talk and didn't know how to say more and more outrageous, Mrs. is also what he can tease?
"Wow, you can't learn from your lord, right?" Tang Sha saw that this iron pillar was also a good hand.
Seeing that Tang Sha was not to blame, Tie Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, and his impression of Tang Sha was getting better and better.
"Ears and ears and eyes." Tie Zhu laughed.
Tang Sha couldn't help laughing, Ye Hangyuan didn't know what his subordinates thought of him, hahahaha, if he told Ye Hangyuan, what would happen to this iron pillar?
Tang Sha didn't know what would happen, but she had already decided to go back and sue hahahahaha.
"Madame...... What are you laughing at? You're making me a little flustered like that. Tie Zhu touched his heart, pretending to be afraid.
Tang Sha felt that this iron pillar was a little cute, this iron pillar had always been by Ye Xuanyuan's side, did he know a lot of things about Ye Hangyuan?
"Eh, Tiezhu, you've been with Ye Xuanyuan for so long, tell me something about him?" Tang Sha said with a smile.
A person's life is so long, Tang Sha and Ye Xuanyuan don't have enough time to get along, Tang Sha can only learn about Ye Hangyuan from other places, she wants to know everything about Ye Hangyuan.
Tie Zhu was happy when he heard this question, hey, didn't the prince say that the lady had to say whatever he asked? When the time comes, you can't blame him, right? Tie Zhu smiled in his heart. The soul of gossip burned completely.
"Then I'll tell you the jokes that our prince made in those years."
So in the later time, Tang Sha began to listen to Tie Zhu talk about Ye Xuanyuan's things.
Only then did Tang Sha know that Ye Xuanyuan had done so many stupid things that made people laugh, such as burning the kitchen directly when he went to the kitchen for the first time.
When he finally asked him what happened, Ye Xuanyuan patted the ashes on his hands and said calmly: "It's weirdly hot this winter, I'll light a fire to cool down." β
There is also a whim of Ye Xuanyuan, who wants to trick the people below. As a result, because of the summons from the palace, when I came back, I forgot the trap I made, but I was stained with paste on my clothes and splashed with a basin of water.
In the end, he said calmly: "This trap of this king is really well set, this king has not avoided it, next time you try it." β
Of course, Tiezhu also has a particularly unforgettable memory.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, I have one more thing." Tie Zhu couldn't stop laughing when he saw Tang Sha, and he was also laughing while asking Tang Sha not to laugh.
"You say, you say." Tang Sha didn't want to laugh, he couldn't hold it back with one hand, how could this Ye Xuanyuan still be so naΓ―ve, thinking about his appearance and expression at that time, he felt very funny, hahahahaha.
"Once, Yishuang got drunk and gave the general a box, guess what's in it? What did Yishuang say? Tie Zhu poked Tang Sha and asked.
Tang Sha wiped the tears from his laughter and shook his head: "I don't know, I guess it's definitely not a good thing." β
"It's a good thing! I saw it at the door that day, Yishuang actually gave the prince obscene pants hahahaha, and a belly pocket, didn't you see the expression of the prince, and the prince also asked Yishuang to take it back for his younger siblings to wear! Tie Zhu also saw Tang Sha laughing happily, so he didn't know why he couldn't stop laughing.
Are these funny? It's actually not funny, but the two of them just laughed like two fools.
After listening to Tie Zhu's words, Tang Sha smiled even more happily: "Hahahaha, let me tell you, do you know why Yishuang gave Ye Xuanyuan pants and belly pockets?" Tang Sha laughed and almost died.
Tie Zhu felt that Tang Sha's smile was simply poisonous, so he bent over with a smile, and then shook his head: "Probably drunk, hahahaha." β
"No, no, no, hahahahaha, I asked him to send it, hahahaha."
"Hahaha, why did you hahaha let him send it hahahaha."
"He was drunk and drunk in the wind and snow that day, I casually fooled a few words, but I didn't expect him to really send it hahahahaha."
The two looked at each other and laughed wildly, their faces flushed with laughter, and they didn't know what they were laughing at.
It wasn't until both of them were tired of laughing that they stopped. As a result, the two of them looked at each other and started laughing again.
"I can't do it anymore...... I can't...... Don't laugh hahahahaha. Tang Sha covered his sore stomach and slapped the iron pillar with one hand.
"Don't laugh, I can't either." Tie Zhu gasped and couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Ahh Hell yes! Just then, a scream broke the atmosphere and finally made the two stop.
Tang Sha and Tie Zhu both looked at the place where the sound came from outside the wall, it was the voice of a maid, and it should have been very frightened to see it like this.
also knows that there is no one in the palace now, and it is enough to hear other people's laughter from the courtyard in the middle of the night.
The two of them should be grateful to the little maid, otherwise they might continue to laugh.
Tang Sha hadn't laughed so happily for a long time, and Tie Zhu was even more so, he probably had never laughed so happily.
Would anyone who was with her feel so happy? Tie Zhu understood more and more why the prince liked her, because the prince really sought light.
No one hates to be around such people.
In fact, it is true that a positive and optimistic person tends to be more attractive to others, for the simple reason that everyone has a desire to be happy in the depths of their hearts.
Even people like Li He like to listen to Tang Sha's speeches along the way, and their attitude towards Tang Sha has changed greatly.
The two of them continued to talk about each other, and then went back to Li He's topic as they talked.
"Do you mind that the prince used to have so many women?" Tie Zhu asked tentatively.
Tang Sha thought about it and didn't deny it: "It's actually a lie to say that you don't mind at all, but to be honest, it doesn't really matter, the past is the past after all, and I still value the future more." As long as he doesn't have a white moonlight, a cinnabar mole will do. β
"White moonlight? Cinnabar moles? These two words have entered the blind spot of iron pillar's knowledge.
"It's red roses and white roses, you don't understand it very well anyway." Tang Sha shrugged.
"But I want to know." Occupational illness made Tie Zhu unable to give up any unknown news.
"That is, there will be two women in a man's life, one is like a red wandering flower, bewitching and warm, and the other is like a white wandering flower, pure and white. When the man got the white wandering flowers, he would gradually find that the white flowers were no longer as white as they had been, and were dyed with other colors. So the white wandering flower withered, and the red wandering flower became a cinnabar mole reflected in the bottom of my heart. And when you choose the red wandering flower, the red flower will slowly wither, and the pure white wandering flower will become the white moonlight in his heart. β
"So why do you have to choose one? Can't you have both? Tie Zhu asked the essence of the question.
In the era in which Tang Sha lived, of course, it was impossible for both people to choose, but this era is different, children only make choices, and I want to.
"You don't understand it when I explain it, it's just a symbol, you know? It's not just two specific people. Tang Sha really felt that he was playing the piano to the cow when he said such a topic to Tie Zhu.
"Oh, I seem to understand a little bit, whether you can't get it is always the best." Iron Pillar spoke amazingly.
Tang Sha looked at the iron pillar in surprise: "The iron pillar! You can teach! β
The truth is that it is all from human nature.
"Then what kind of flower do you think you are in the heart of the prince?" Tiezhu was a little proud.
"Probably...... I count cow dung, and your prince is the flower that is inserted in cow dung. Tang Sha laughed at herself, she really felt so in her heart.
In the eyes of a lover, this is the case, in front of the person you like, you will always feel that you are not good enough? Can you be worthy of him? All you see in your eyes is the merits of that person, and the more you look at it, the more perfect it becomes, just like a dummy.
"Hahaha, it's the first time I've heard a woman describe herself like that. I think that my prince must think that you are like a sunflower. Tie Zhu guessed.
"Sunflower? Sunflower? A friend once gave me such flowers. Tang Sha suddenly remembered Yuan Fang.
That's right, the friend she was talking about was Yuan Fang. It was when they were in a hurry, Yuan Fang happened to see it on the side of the road, and then said, "Does Childe want that Wangyang flower?" β
Later, Yuan Fang folded one for Tang Sha, and Tang Sha played with it in his hand for a long time, and also studied whether there were melon seeds in it.
"Huh? Someone sent you? Man? Tie Zhu was surprised, as if he saw the green grassland on his lord's head again.
"yes, but then he left." At the mention of Yuan Fang, Tang Sha's mood was low.
Tie Zhu also heard it, it seems that this person is still very important in Madame's heart, and I don't know if the prince will care, why don't you explore it first?
"Is that person important to you?" Tie Zhu continued to ask.
"It's important, just like my own brother." Even...... More important than Ningge.
It's like a playmate when you were a kid and a friend when you grow up. Fang'er, why did you leave?
"Oh, I see. But...... Do you know what the sunflower represents? "Tie Zhu knew from Tang Sha's appearance that Tang Sha might not know. But the younger brother is much easier, fortunately it's not a little lover or anything.
"Doesn't it represent melon seeds?" Tang Sha said as a matter of course.
Iron Pillar: ......
Well, there is no need for him to talk about it, such an emotionless person, tsk, is really a natural pair with the prince.
"Then according to the white moonlight cinnabar mole you just mentioned, is Yu Wenwen considered a cinnabar mole?" Iron Pillar began to wrestle with this problem.
"No, no, no, no, I don't think even if Li He finds a character like a white rose in the future, he will not treat Yu Wenwen as his cinnabar mole." Tang Sha is still very sure of this.
"Why?" Tiezhu didn't understand it again.
"Because when people are extremely disappointed in a person, they will become desperate, and then they will not care and slowly let go. I think Li He is now in the accumulation stage of despair. Tang Sha incarnated as a master of feelings and began to teach the iron pillar.
Really a dare to speak. One dares to listen.
Why would Tang Sha say such a thing? This brings us to what she saw that she didn't dare to see. More precisely, heard.
When Li He returned to Beijing, who was the first to come to the door?
Not someone sent from the palace, but ...... Yu Wenwen.
Yu Wenwen didn't go out of the Yu family's door, but in fact, there was still hope in his heart, and he had been waiting for Ye Xuanyuan to come back and ask for an answer. She has spent ten years and spent her best years, why is Ye Xuanyuan willing to abandon herself?
Yu Wenwen's news is far more well-informed than that of normal people, not to mention that she is deliberately paying attention to a person, and all her thoughts are spent on that person.
As for the reason for Ye Hangyuan's dispersal of the house, and Ye Hangyuan's sweetheart, she naturally has channels to know, plus a woman's intuition and speculation.
She wanted to know who that person was, she wanted to know why Ye Xuanyuan was so ruthless and selfish?
What will she do in the future? Who would want her? So when she learned that Li He was back, Yu Wenwen couldn't sit still, she immediately got up and waited in the suburbs early.
The army will inevitably not enter Beijing, but it must not be in contact with the people in the imperial city, so this must be the place where the army stays.