Chapter 163: Touching the Burst Clothes
"Stinky shameless, you still look addicted, right?"
"Smack!"
A crisp slapping sound sounded accompanied by scolding.
Following the prestige, I saw a woman about forty years old, with wide shoulders and a round waist, pinching her waist at the moment, counting down a middle-aged man with a somewhat hunched waist in front of her.
It can be seen that the two are husband and wife.
It's just that at this moment, the husband is full of grievances, and he lowers his head and doesn't dare to speak.
"The old lady asked you to come out with you, not to let you look at other women, stinky and shameless, the old lady won't eat this meal, go home!"
The woman grabbed the middle-aged man's ears and left menacingly.
The crowd hurried out of the way.
Anyone can see that this woman is a Hedong lion roaring and has a very violent temper, so it's better not to provoke it.
And the middle-aged man didn't dare to say a word, his head was lowered, and he looked submissive, a typical wife who was strict.
However, the woman walked up to Yang Xiao and the others, suddenly paused, and then scolded angrily: "Phew!
Of course, she didn't scold Yang Xiao and the others, but scolded the air in front of her.
But a fool can also see who the middle-aged woman is scolding.
Yang Xiao frowned.
Yang Xin's face became a little ugly.
Xiaochan looked indifferent.
Yang Xiao stretched out his palm, patted the middle-aged woman's shoulder, and said, "Hey, eldest sister, what you said is not right." ”
"Did I say you, don't slap me, your hands are not clean!"
The middle-aged woman lost her temper and pointed at Yang Xiao's nose and scolded.
"Little nephew, don't worry about this kind of person. ”
Before Yang Xiao could say anything, Yang Xin pulled his sleeve and shook his head slightly.
Yang Xiao just didn't say more.
"Hmph. ”
Seeing this, the middle-aged woman snorted arrogantly, grabbed the middle-aged man's ear and left.
But not before she could leave ten steps......
"Bang" bang!
The middle-aged woman's clothes are all torn!
Even the close-fitting belly pocket was shattered into pieces of butterflies!
Not a single thing left!
So, what was shown in front of everyone was the slightly blessed naked body of a middle-aged woman.
Everyone present was stunned.
What's going on here?
Live striptease? No, blouse?
Many ruffians even whistled directly, shouting: "Sister, how much is a night!"
"Ahh
The middle-aged woman was shocked for a long time, and then she came back to her senses, looked up to the sky and screamed, covering the three important parts of her body with her hands and arms, just to escape.
It's a shame!
However, before she could run a few steps, the middle-aged woman turned back, slapped the middle-aged man in the face, and shouted angrily: "You undress me!"
"Oh, oh. ”
Only then did the middle-aged man react, nodded quickly, and reluctantly took off his clothes and draped them on the woman's body.
"Oh, what are you doing, uncle, I haven't seen enough. ”
"That's right, although your wife is not young, but many people like this mouthful, let's talk about the price, we will send your wife home safely tomorrow morning. ”
"Alas, you are too frustrated, everyone is forty years old, how can you withstand your toss. ”
“......”
The surrounding people kept coaxing, shouting, and whistling, and the scene was in a commotion.
The middle-aged woman's face was flushed, and she didn't dare to see anyone with her head down, so she couldn't wait to find a mouse hole to get into!
It's really a shame to go home this time!
So many people saw her naked body!
She hurriedly pulled the middle-aged man and ran away.
She swore that she would never come here again, it was a shame!
Yang Yuqiong was also full of surprise, she didn't expect this kind of oolong farce to happen suddenly.
Suddenly, she seemed to think of something, and turned her head to look at Yang Xiao teasingly.
But Yang Xiao was clasping his arms, whistling, looking up at his head, looking as if nothing had happened.
"Little nephew, you're too bad. ”
Yang Yuqiong twisted Yang Xiao slightly.
She is not stupid, how can she not see that the reason why the middle-aged woman's clothes burst must be related to the palm that Yang Xiao slapped!
I didn't expect Yang Xiao to have this kind of skill!
However, when Yang Xiao heard this, he shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about, I don't understand what you mean." ”
"You just play dumb. ”
Yang Yuqiong rolled her eyes.
Yang Xiao shrugged his shoulders again and didn't say much.
In fact, Yang Yuqiong guessed correctly, Yang Xiao just used that magic - touch the clothes!
Who made that aunt speak out?
It's all about this kind of talker!
With the departure of the middle-aged woman, the noisy atmosphere at the scene gradually subsided.
The crowd continued to line up, eat, and leave.
There is an endless stream of people coming and going.
Yang Xiao found that there was a gaze that had been examining himself.
From this gaze, Yang Xiao did not find kindness, but he also did not find hostility, and he did not know whether the other party was friend or foe.
However, Yang Xiao didn't pay attention to the other party, as long as the other party didn't come to find trouble, then he wouldn't take the initiative to provoke others.
I don't know how long it took.
Yang Xiao and the three of them finally lined up.
"How many?"
A maid at the door of the drunken tower asked.
"Three. ”
Yang Xiao replied.
"Okay, please come with me. ”
The maid led the way.
Yang Xiao and the three followed.
The three of them came to a compartment on the second floor of the Drunken Sky Tower, the compartment was not large, but it was more than enough to accommodate three people.
"What do you want?"
The maid asked, politely.
Yang Yuqiong was not ambiguous, picked up the menu, and ordered with Xiaochan.
As for Yang Xiao, he could only watch from the sidelines.
He knows very well that women are natural foodies, and now they are still two women, and they will definitely not be able to finish the dishes they order.
"Little nephew, come on. ”
Sure enough, when Yang Yuqiong handed over the menu to Yang Xiao, she and Xiaochan had already ordered fourteen dishes.
I can't finish all these dishes, so what else can I order?
Extravagance?
So Yang Xiao shook his head slightly: "These dishes are enough, and they are quite suitable for my appetite." ”
With that, he handed the menu to the maid.
"Okay, three of you, wait a minute. ”
The maid nodded lightly, and then walked away with graceful steps.
However, when the three of them were waiting for the dishes, a handsome man walked over.
"Can you all have a seat and eat together?"
He asked, in a deep, magnetic voice.
Yang Xiao glanced at the man lightly, and refused lukewarmly: "If you come over, it will be too crowded, so you should go to other places." ”
When the handsome man heard this, he was not surprised, but looked at Yang Yuqiong and Xiaochan, and asked with a handsome smile, "What do you two think?"
"I listen to my little nephew. ”
"I listened to Brother Yang Xiao. ”
Yang Yuqiong and Xiaochan spoke in unison, and they didn't think about it and said directly......
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Yang Yuqiong's character introduction, as well as the character pictures, have been released on the WeChat public account: the pen name is Tianxia. You can go and have a look, and there is also an introduction to her measurements~
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