Chapter 9 Fooling the Jade Emperor

"Can't go on again!"

Gu Feng, who was driving vigorously, was suddenly stopped by Nezha.

Gu Feng frowned and stopped the motorcycle, "Why?" I think it can go on. ”

I looked up at the still endless sky.

"It's already the thirty-second heaven here, and then it's the Doushi Palace of Taishang Laojun."

Nezha jumped off the motorcycle and explained.

Gu Feng nodded, it seemed that he had almost overdone it, and turned the motorcycle back into a deformation bead and put it away.

"Hey, where's the mount?"

Seeing that the motorcycle suddenly turned into a bead, he was immediately surprised, but then his shoulders leaned over, and he said softly with a smile: "Brother, your mount is good, why don't you lend me a few days to play?" ”

"This can't be done, how can there be a reason for a mount to borrow someone else?"

Gu Feng directly refused, the deformation bead was his old book, if it was lost, it would not be able to buy it back with no amount of money.

Seeing that he didn't agree, Nezha pulled a face and said angrily: "You have to get it, let's go see the Jade Emperor first." ”

……

It was said that it was Yaochi, but Gu Feng didn't even see a waterhole along the way, except for auspicious clouds and heavenly soldiers everywhere guarding, he couldn't see anything.

"Here, be careful when you wait."

Nezha walked to a door that looked like a whirlpool and reminded him.

Gu Feng nodded, he wasn't so stupid to speak.

When he passed through the whirlpool door, he felt dizzy, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that the scene around him had changed.

A beautiful fairy pond stands in this paradise, surrounded by colorful auspicious clouds, like the afterglow of the sunset.

There were no heavenly soldiers and generals here, only some white-robed divine envoys stood still.

Nezha waved his hand to signal Gu Feng to follow, but he didn't have the cynical expression and words outside.

Walking on the path of Yunxi, after turning a corner, I saw the Jade Emperor sitting on the chair above the clouds, and the female officials of the fairy world standing on both sides.

"Your Majesty, Nezha has been entrusted by Erlang Zhenjun and has brought people here."

I saw Nezha pull Gu Feng forward, and after giving him a look, he knelt on the ground with a puff.

Gu Feng had no choice but to grit his teeth and follow, saying that the man had gold under his knees, so he knelt so casually? The evil feudal society.

Who knew that the Jade Emperor didn't pay attention to the two of them at all, lowered his head and was touching his mobile phone, and his face showed a lewd smile from time to time.

"See the Jade Emperor!" Gu Feng deliberately raised his voice, he didn't know who this old guy was chatting with, he thought in his heart that there were only a handful of women he had sold mobile phones to, but all of them were people in the world.

Fortunately, the female official next to him mentioned it, and the Jade Emperor came back to his senses, looked at the two kneeling people below, and said in a deep voice: "You are the one who made this magic weapon?" ”

"Exactly, I don't know what the Jade Emperor summoned me to do?"

Gu Feng replied with a smile, not even daring to raise his head.

Fortunately, he didn't meet in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, otherwise all the immortals would be even more nervous when they looked at him.

"Ahem... Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want to meet the talent who can create this magic weapon, which is really a blessing for my Three Realms. ”

Seeing the strange eyes of several female officials around him, the Jade Emperor pretended to cough a few times, and then said: "Besides, your magic weapon has slowed down recently, and I often get stuck with Lao Wang Dou Landlord, you can see what's going on." ”

After the words fell, he handed the mobile phone to the female officer beside him, and then walked slowly down to Gu Feng.

He cautiously raised his head, took it and took a look, the signal showed a grid, and it was indeed a little stuck after a few casual operations.

Because it turned out that this was Yang Jian's mobile phone, the model number was only 5500, and the Jade Emperor played day and night, so naturally it was already stuck.

"Qi Yu Emperor, this magic weapon has lost most of the effects of the original magic weapon because of its age, so it will lead to this."

Gu Feng began to make calculations in his heart, maybe he could make a big deal.

"Oh? Is there a way to fix it? "The Jade Emperor was not happy when he heard it, why did the things that he had only been playing for a few days break down?

"The latest magic weapon has been developed under it, and the effect has been improved several times compared to the original, but... This is a little more expensive. ”

"Bold! The Jade Emperor wants your magic weapon to give you face, and you still dare to bargain?! ”

As a result, as soon as Gu Feng finished speaking, before the Jade Emperor could speak, the female officials around him angrily reprimanded him.

Even Nezha beside him was trembling with fright, is this guy looking for death? Dare to collect money from the Jade Emperor?

"You don't have to talk."

Who knew that the Jade Emperor waved his hand, signaled the female official to shut up, looked at Gu Feng with a solemn expression, and stroked his slender beard.

"Naturally, you have to collect money for doing business and selling magic weapons, if it is because I am the Jade Emperor who started this, there will still be order in the Three Realms in the future? You say, how much does it cost? ”

The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice after a long time.

Gu Feng was overjoyed in his heart, it seemed that he had made the right bet, squinted at the Jade Emperor who was high above, and said in a sincere tone: "I am also a serious businessman, and the price is naturally fair, only 20,000 silver dollars." ”

Nezha: "??? ”

Female officer: "??? ”

……

At this time, Nezha frantically tugged at the corners of his clothes and glanced at him, this baby is crazy, right? In front of the Jade Emperor, the lion opened his mouth.

Just when everyone looked at Gu Feng in shock, the Jade Emperor opened his mouth instead: "Although the price is a little expensive, but after using this thing, I know that it is really worth this price, but how to solve the so-called signal problem?" ”

Gu Feng actually had a bottom in his heart, because when he first came in and saw the Jade Emperor's addicted appearance, he looked like a primary school student who was addicted to mobile games in his previous life.

No matter how much money it is, as long as you have fun, you can enter the password to recharge, and then your parents come back to mix doubles.

As soon as he heard this, Gu Feng smiled indifferently and replied: "As long as Your Majesty approves, a base station will be built in the Heavenly Palace, and when the time comes, you can receive signals from the first to the thirty-sixth heaven." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he immediately laughed and praised for a while: "Good, good!" I thought that this magic weapon should be widely used, and when the time came, I would convene all the road immortals to discuss whether to make a large number of purchases. ”

"Your Majesty, some time ago you said that you wanted to save Heavenly Court's expenses..."

Hearing this, the female official reminded the Jade Emperor.

"Sew your mouth up!" Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor glanced at her sideways and said coldly.

"Yes..."The female officer could only do so, and really sewed her mouth up with a spell.

When Gu Feng heard that he wanted to purchase a large number of them, he was immediately excited in his heart, how much do so many immortals in Heavenly Court have to buy?

"Nezha, it's up to you to help him complete the construction of the base station, Erlang Zhenjun is overly sad because of the illness of the roaring dog, and he is also in poor health at present, which really breaks my heart."

When he said this, the Jade Emperor smiled bitterly and became helpless.

"What a respect!"

What Nezha didn't expect was that the Jade Emperor actually agreed, is this magic weapon really so rare?