Pediatrics!

Dare to put laxatives in her wine?!

It's really a death to get an axe in front of her!

Ning Ke picked up the wine glass, his eyes turned a touch of cunning, and he walked in front of Chu Junqian with the wine glass in his slender hand, and smiled politely and thoughtfully, "The prince has worked hard to visit, and Ning Ke is here to give the prince a glass to express his gratitude." ”

"Oh?" Chu Junyue looked at her lazily with one hand on his cheek, smiling, as if he wanted to see what she was going to do next.

Next?

Ning Ke directly put the wine on his table, and smiled so softly, "Then please ask the prince to drink this cup! If you don't drink it, then you won't want to give face to Ning Guo's mansion." ”

"...... Ning" Ning Yu's eyes widened, and she almost exclaimed, but she was pinched by Mrs. Ning before she woke up, and then shouted coldly: "How can my sister force the prince to drink?

"Oh?" Ning Ke blinked innocently, his smile more gentle, "Didn't you tell me to toast?

Ning Yu's face changed, and his tone was excited, "No!"

"Why not?" Ning Ke looked puzzled, "Aren't you still very distressed?"

"I didn't mean that......"

"And what do you mean?"

"I ......" Ning Yu was choked by Ning Ke's aggressive tone, she couldn't say that there was a laxative in that wine!

Chu Junyue leaned lazily on the table, the corners of his lips smiled leisurely, his voice was low and a little hoarse, charming and sultry, "Second Miss, why don't you drink for this king?"

Ning Yu's face suddenly became as if she had eaten a handful of chicken feathers, she panicked, she looked at Chu Junyue, and then at Ning Ke, these two smiled very sincerely and gently, she didn't drink, but it seemed that she was wrong.

Now she is really difficult to ride a tiger, if she doesn't drink, then Chu Junyue will have to drink, but once Chu Junyue drinks, then she won't want to live!

But if he drinks it, then he will definitely be out of the way! It is rumored that Chu Jun has a habit of cleanliness, and it is inevitable that he will solve himself in a fit of anger!

Ning Yu rode the tiger hard, and except for Mrs. Ning and the maid, the rest of the people present did not know, and they all looked at her with burning eyes.

"What's the matter?, Second Miss, what Fang just said was just polite?" Chu Junyue seemed to be waiting impatiently, and his tone was slightly cold, "Since that's the case, then the king will drink it!"

Ning Yu's face changed, and he hurriedly shouted to stop him, "Don't move, Lord Wang! I'll drink! I'll help you drink!"

Chu Junyue hooked his lips and smiled, "Then there is Miss Lao Er, this king is grateful." ”

Ning Ke glanced at Chu Junyue, with regret in his eyes - hey, it's a pity that he didn't make Chu Junyue ugly! Otherwise, it would kill two birds with one stone.

Ning Yu took back the wine he had poured out, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and poured it all down violently.

Chu Junyue smiled with satisfaction and high-fived, "Second Miss has a good amount of wine." ”

"The prince praised it falsely......." Ning Yu thought that Chu Junyue had really praised himself, smiled shyly, and was about to sit back in his position, suddenly-

"Poof-" There was a strange sound, and a foul smell was heard in an instant.

There was silence at first, and then there was an explosion on the ground.

"Ahh

"Fart! Who's farting!"

"It stinks!

"Don't say it, it seems to be the second miss! look at her ......"

......

Everyone covered their mouths and noses, and the disgusting Bara looked towards Ning Yu, who was red at the moment, covering her stomach with one hand and her buttocks with the other, and kept making a sound of "puff biu~puff biubiu~~". The smell of excrement at the scene became heavier, and many people covered their mouths and vomited in disgust.

Ning Ke was upwind, and she couldn't smell the smell, but looking at that scene, she curled the corners of her lips and smiled very sarcastically.

Didn't you want to frame her for making a fool of herself?

Oh, she accidentally added something else to it, and the effect is absolutely amazing!

Chu Junyue frowned, covered his mouth and nose with wide sleeves, and leaned towards Ning Ke silently, and his voice came out muffled from under his sleeves, "You just wanted this king to drink?"

Ning Ke raised his eyebrows innocently, "Wronged, it's Ning Yu who wants you to drink, and the wine is not mine." "It's just a little bit of stuff!

"Well, the most poisonous woman's heart, you ...... like this" Chu Junyue squinted at Ning Yu, "But it's going to ruin your sister!" There was no regret in his tone, no matter how he sounded, he was a little gloating.

Ning Ke snorted lightly, undeniable. Whoever wants to harm her, she must return it a thousand times!

"Puff biu~puff biubiu~~biubiu~~" The sound of farting was endless, Ning Yu was almost so angry that she fainted, she tried to hold back, but it was useless, and the momentum became more and more surging!

Feeling the disgusting gazes of the people around her, she almost wanted to die now!

The dignified daughter of the Ningguo Mansion actually farted in public at the banquet, how could such a thing be a joke! She would never want to raise her head to meet people again in her life!

She gritted her teeth, stared at Ning Ke fiercely, and scolded angrily: "Ning Ke!

"Me?" Ning Ke blinked, looking innocent, "You obviously poured this wine for me, why is it still on me?" She suddenly rolled her eyes, and suddenly realized: "Oh! It turns out that there is medicine in this wine, you want to give me a drink!

Ning Yu was angry, "Ning Ke! It's clearly you!"

She was already on laxatives, where is there any fart pills! It's so ferocious that people don't have time to leave!

"Since you have to say something, that is!" Ning Ke sighed aggrievedly, "Anyway, it's not the first time this is the case." ”

"Ning Ke, you ......" Ning Yu's chest rose and fell in anger, but because of the excitement, he was relieved somewhere-

"Puff biubiubiu-"

The stench resounded throughout the Ningguo Mansion!

The faces of the people turned pale and they were disgusted.

Ning Wei's eyes widened in shock at first, he must not have expected such a scene, he was stunned for a while and finally came back to his senses, and shouted with a blue face: "What are you still stunned about! Miss is not feeling well, you still don't look at it! Take Miss down to show the doctor!"

The maids glanced at Ning Yu's wet skirt, rolled their eyes, and almost fainted.

"Don't hurry up!" Mrs. Ning was also stunned for a while before she reacted, a fierce look flew over, the maids gritted their teeth, walked to Ning Yu's side hard, and helped her out of the pavilion as if she was dead.

Even if you go far away, you can still hear the incessant popping sound and the stench.

A good feast, suddenly it was stirred up by such a ferocious fart and diarrhea, and no matter who smelled it, he couldn't eat it.

Ning Wei's face was a little unbearable, and he apologized to Chu Junyue in a curtled manner, "Please don't blame the prince, the little girl is sick, just now...... Yi smiled generously. ”

Chu Jun seemed to be smiling, "Since he is sick, how can this king blame him!"

"Yes. "What else can Ning Wei do except nod and apologize? Presumably, the entire Dayan Dynasty can't find that young lady like this!

Mrs. Ning glared at Ning Ke viciously, and Ning Ke looked at her for a long time, and motioned to her with her eyes if she wanted to come a little. Mrs. Ning's face changed in fright, and she subconsciously covered her stomach, for fear that she would also suffer, where would she dare to be a demon.

"Well, this king was frightened today, and his body seems to be a little unwell. Chu Junyue leaned on Ning Ke a little weakly, "If Ning Guogong doesn't mind, can you let this king rest here for the night?"

How could Ning Wei refuse, he was naturally gladly welcomed at the moment.

The corners of Ning Ke's mouth hooked-Sao Bao, are you sure you are really weak, why can you still suppress this girl!

As a result, Chu Junyue "weakly" lived in the Ningguo Mansion, and asked to live in a quiet and quiet side courtyard, that is, next door to Ning Ke.

That night, Ning Ke gave an emergency warning order to Qingqiang and Mama Wang, and set up obstacles inside and outside the yard to prevent someone from sleepwalking in the middle of the night!

Qingqiang was puzzled, "Why, Miss, are you afraid that the second lady and Mrs. will come to find trouble?"

Ning Ke shook his head, "No, just with those two mothers and daughters, Miss Ben doesn't care about it!"

Besides, the medicine she gave Ning Yu was quite fierce, and Ning Yu could only spend the night in farting and diarrhea, where did she still have the heart to care about her?

I'm afraid that a certain sao bao deliberately has other intentions to live in the house, so she has to guard against it.

"Hahaha! Miss, don't say it, the second miss is embarrassed and thrown home today! I'm afraid that it will soon spread all over Kyoto!" Qingqiang couldn't stop laughing when she thought of that scene, so over the years, when had Ning Yu eaten deflated? When did her own young lady ever be so strong?

Ning Ke hooked the corners of her mouth, "This is just a small warning, if she doesn't know what to do, then Miss Ben will not be polite." ”

"Miss is mighty!"

"Okay, Qingqiang, you come to help carry the water!" Miss stayed there, but she was afraid that her body would not be good, so she hurriedly waited for Miss to take a bath. Outside the door, Mama Wang came in with a curtain, and a large bucket of hot water was placed at the door.

Qingqiang responded, and hurriedly went to help carry it in, still putting the medicine bag for washing tendons and marrow.

Ning Ke didn't like to have people around, so he summoned Qingqiang and Mama Wang out, took off their disguises, and soaked their wide clothes into the hot water with medicinal fragrance.

The hot water penetrated into the pores, making the whole person relax, Ning Ke closed his eyes and quietly felt the relaxation of this moment.

Suddenly, there was a rustling sound on the roof.

Ning Ke opened his eyes suddenly, and subconsciously wanted to rush out.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang, and a hole was suddenly smashed through the roof, and a figure fell from it, about to fall into her arms.