Chapter 4 The Taoist priests found on the Internet are unreliable
Fu Yang had palpitations.
It took me a long time to come back to my senses, and I pinched my face hard, it hurt like pulling an egg! This makes sure it wasn't a dream just now.
"Miserable! For a while, he was forced to agree to the female ghost. But I don't have that much money to worship her. Forget about offerings such as incense, melons and fruits, and you can squeeze it out if you tighten your belt. You can change the whole pig, sheep and chicken every month......"
He really wants to find a piece of tofu to kill him now......
Got up from the ground and looked around in fear. I didn't even let go of the bed and the washing machine in the bathroom, and I didn't find the shadow of the female ghost.
"It looks like it's gone for the time being. But what does that mean, you're going to come to my house tomorrow for a permanent stay? Fu Yang burst into tears, and his eggs were about to break......
Suddenly, an idea struck him, and he thought of a good idea.
Hurry up and rush to the front of the computer like a vicious dog pounced, open a certain treasure, and enter keywords in the search box: catching ghosts, Taoist priests, exorcism, etc.
Not to mention, there are really some related pages!
"Haha, you can really find a master of catching ghosts and exorcizing evil spirits on the Internet. I'm really smart. Fu Yang was elated, chose a Taoist priest who looked very good, and placed an order. Call over.
"Hey."
An arrogant, cold voice rang on the other end of the phone, which was very magnetic and reassuring to listen to.
Fu Yang was overjoyed: It seems that he is a master! Quickly said his troubles. There is a very ferocious female ghost who is entangled with herself, and she is afraid to die.
The other end of the phone pretended to be forced to say, "I know, I'll come to your house at 8 o'clock in the evening", and hung up the phone.
Eight o'clock in the evening.
Fu Yang poked his neck at the entrance of the community, looking around like a goose waiting to be fed. Still walking back and forth, anxiously rubbing his hands. If you can't wait for the master who catches the ghost tonight, I guess I'm really going to be unlucky!
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally saw an old Taoist who was slowly walking in front of me.
wears a cyan robe, and has a bun on his head; In one hand he holds a handful of dust, and in the other he holds a cloth bag. It looks like the classic ghost and zombie catching characters in Hong Kong movies in the eighties and nineties. It's almost like writing the two big words "awesome" on the door of my head.
Obviously, it's him.
Fu Yang's face was overjoyed, and he walked a few steps quickly to meet him, so enthusiastic that he didn't want to: "Oh, Daochang Li, it's finally waiting for you." ”
"Are you Fu Yang? Needless to say, take the poor road to your house first, and wait to catch the evil ghost. The poor road will definitely let his soul fly away! "The Taoist is very cool.
What a master!
Fu Yang was convinced in his heart. I felt less frightened and calmed down.
The two returned to the rental house, sat down together, and began to drink tea. Daochang Li asked him in detail how this female ghost came to be, what she looked like, and so on.
Naturally, he didn't dare to hide it, and told the story from beginning to end. What made Fu Yang feel strange was that when he heard that the female ghost had come back from Xishan Cemetery, and it was a young woman who had just died, Li Daochang seemed to be greatly relieved.
"Maybe it's a delusion, right?" Fu Yang thought to himself.
Daochang Li began to do it.
He placed three pieces of yellow rune paper on a table, on which were painted with strange patterns in cinnabar; There's a bowl of water in the middle that I don't know what it is. Then he waved the whisk in his hand, and his mouth emitted some strange syllable humming. Walking back and forth with strange steps, it is indeed decent.
Then his eyes widened angrily, and he shouted: "Hurry like a law, Sanqing is above, detain this harmful female ghost for me!" Come on, come on~"
Together, there was a cold whirlwind in the room. The blow made Fu Yang's back cold.
And it was accompanied by a gentle whining like a cry, which made people get goosebumps when they heard it.
I was really detained by the Dao Law!
Fu Yang felt incredible, this Daoist Li's mana was indeed strong. That female ghost named Dong Weike is about to be caught and completely wiped out, and her soul is scattered?
I don't know why, but in his mind, he actually remembered the beautiful appearance of the female ghost in her normal state, and the innocent and a little cunning feeling when she laughed......
"What's wrong with me? It can't be sympathy for the female ghost, right? Fu Yang scolded himself in his heart and hardened his heart.
Woooo
The cry of the woman in the room became clearer and louder, and Daochang Li's face became more serious: "Female ghost, where to escape!" Don't die for the poor road yet! ”
With this in his mouth, he ran around the room as fast as he could, waving the dust in his hand.
"Where is the female ghost! Death! Ha! With a burst of applause, the dust slammed into one direction in the air.
Fu Yang was shocked to see that the dust whisk in Daochang Li's hand was clearly in the void, but there were wisps of blood on the white dust silk line!
Is this a hit?
Fu Yang was nervous and scared, and a little expectant. After all, it's the first time I've seen a Taoist priest catch a ghost.
It was like this for three or five minutes, and only then did it stop when the white dust in Li Daochang's hand was completely stained red by "blood", and the yin wind in the room was no longer blowing. He made a cool closing move, let out a sigh, opened his eyes, and looked a little tired: "Poor Dao has finally lived up to his high expectations and has eliminated this female ghost." Let her be gone! ”
Fu Yang was overjoyed, and hurriedly nodded his head in thanks: "Daoist Li's mana is all over the sky, it's really powerful." I'll give you the money right away. "After the sycophancy, I was going to pay.
But at this moment, there was an inexplicable cold whirlwind in the house! And it's a lot bigger than just now. Hula swept over, blowing the curtains all the way. Then the three pieces of rune paper on the table burned themselves into ashes with a bang, and the table cracked in the middle with a click, and fell in half to the ground. It's a mess.
Fu Yang, who was halfway through the money, was dumbfounded, and asked stupidly, "This is another ...... What's going on? ”
Li Daochang's face changed, and fear flashed in his eyes, as if he didn't dare to imagine the scene in front of him. Before he could speak, a burst of crisp laughter like a silver bell answered Fu Yang's question.
"Hee-hee, haha. I said, young man, are you very bold? Not only did you not obey the order given by the queen, but you also dared to find a Taoist priest to arrest me? Good, good. ”
Then there is the crunch sound of "popping" two hits on the meat. Red palm prints immediately appeared on the left and right sides of Daochang Li's old face.
This familiar voice must be the female ghost Dong Weike!
Mom, this female ghost hasn't been eliminated!
"The Taoist priest I found on the Internet is really fucking unreliable!" Fu Yang was so frightened that he sat on the bed, his mouth wide open, opening and closing like a fish.
And Li Daochang, who was pretending to be cold and arrogant before, with a picture of "I am a master, I am awesome", was already frightened at this time, and the whole person was trembling.