Chapter Ninety-Nine: Yellow Charm
"I think I'm obviously a big name on the comedy set, but I always have to be so weird when I go on adventures." Gou Haodong rubbed his arm, so that the goosebumps were not so obvious. Instead of rushing into the house, he let out a small fireball and threw it in.
The fireball fluttered in the air, gradually advancing into the room under Gou Haodong's control.
"Poof-" A slight extinguishing sound sounded, as if someone had stuffed a fireball into the water.
Sure enough, there was a problem, Gou Haodong grabbed his hair, and rubbed his back inside with the wall to cover his back like the anti-terrorism in the movie.
"Isn't it a gentleman?" The feeling of being drained of spiritual power reappeared, and Ying Ling'er's disdainful voice sounded: "Enter!" I'm here, don't be afraid! ”
Gou Haodong stretched out his thumb, and the feeling of someone supporting him was different.
When he entered the living room, the first thing he saw was a photo wall. The top photo is a wedding photo of an English teacher, and the two of them have happy smiles on their faces, which is particularly sweet.
"Time is a pig-killing knife." Gou Haodong sighed to Ying Ling'er behind him.
The center of the photo wall is a family photo, and Gou Haodong approached to take a closer look. The little girl in the photo is still very young, that is, what the kindergarten looks like, and they are supposed to be playing in the park, sitting on the lawn, with the English teacher holding their daughter and her husband holding her in his arms.
Something is wrong. It looks very warm, but Gou Haodong always feels a little awkward in his heart, and he can't find out where it is.
As if he was enchanted, he ghostly touched the family photo, and he was about to touch it, and his body was excited, and Gou Haodong woke up.
Someone behind them looking at themselves? He immediately turned around and there was nothing.
The figure of the little girl appeared in the doorway of the corner room and floated to the opposite room. Her eyes were covered with loose hair, and her white pajamas were draped over her body.
Gou Haodong felt something in his heart, and looked at that position, but it was still empty.
It's too weird, Gou Haodong is beating a drum in his heart. He is actually afraid of ghosts, when he was a child, he and his friends often went out late, and when he didn't come home at night, Gou's mother told ghost stories to scare him and tell him that it was not safe at night! It was only after graduating from primary school that Gou Haodong overcame the fear of walking at night. Under the influence of ghost stories, in fact, not only is it scared to walk at night, but watching ghost movies is always so scared that I can't sleep well for several nights.
Hope for Qi! This simple and practical technique has been with him since he began to cultivate, but he always forgets to use it. Maybe it's because the ideological realm can't keep up, and I always feel that the bells and whistles are the best.
Look at the family again, my mom!
The little girl was not smiling at all in the quiet sunshine, but licking the blood from the corners of her mouth with her scarlet tongue, and the delicate skin seemed to crack open, revealing dry flesh inside.
What the fuck is this!
The spiritual power in Gou Haodong's body was running wildly, and nine purple balls of flame appeared out of thin air, spinning around him from different directions and speeds, marking a certain safe distance between him and his surroundings. The spiritual armor covers the whole body as the second line of defense, and it doesn't work to say anything at this time, it's the first life!
The greatest fear comes from the unknown.
The security door was suddenly shut, and a cold breath rose in the room. White frost begins to coalesce on the surface of the flame ball, and its speed begins to slow down.
"Ying Ling'er!" Gou Haodong shouted his "bodyguard", but there was no response. "Don't fucking scare me at this time! I'm timid! ”
He didn't notice that the brass bell around his waist had become dull.
The figure of the little girl behind floated over, Gou Haodong was sure that someone appeared behind him this time, and he was sure that there was only himself in the living room just now.
In a short moment, beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on his forehead, and on the day at the end of November, the sweat behind his back had already wet his clothes.
The spiritual power gathered in his right hand, and he began to charge.
"Brother, why are you at my house?" The glutinous voice sounded behind him. Gou Haodong felt the coldness dissipate, but the flame ball wrapped in frost became more and more stiff.
He turned slowly, his right hand ready to strike at any moment.
It's the teacher's daughter, and at the moment she is holding her hands behind her back, tilting her head to look at Gou Haodong, dressed in white pajamas, with her hair scattered behind her back, and a gray butterfly hairpin on it.
It's quite normal, and I can't see anything for the time being.
"Brother, are you the brother who was in your mother's office that day?" The little girl approached.
Gou Haodong was so frightened that he took a step back, and almost slapped the little girl with his right hand.
"What's wrong?" The little girl looked back in surprise.
Isn't the problem with her? Gou Haodong was confused, and in order to prevent the little girl from being injured, he dispersed the strength coefficient of his right hand.
He bent down and touched the little girl's head.
"Whew-" A terrible howl sounded, and the gray bow exploded into smoke and burrowed into the little girl's body from the seven orifices. Evil power erupted from the girl's body, and a spiritual power far superior to Gou Haodong swirled around the surface of her thin body, and while Gou Haodong was unprepared, the little girl punched Gou Haodong's lower abdomen.
Gou Haodong felt his bladder explode, and the intense pain made him fall to his knees, covering his lower abdomen and trembling.
"Just because a little monk like you dares to come to this king! The soul that was far superior to you just now has been sealed away by me. The little girl floated in the air, looking at Gou Haodong condescendingly. Say, how do you want to die, I'm in a good mood and can satisfy you. ”
Gou Haodong's face was pale, and he was silent.
The little girl raised her left hand, and the dark blue ghost fire burned: "It seems that you don't want to accept the gift of this king, then you ......"
"Wait a minute!" Gou Haodong raised a hand with difficulty: "It hurts too much, wait for me...... Call...... Slowly! With that, he retracted his hand and continued to gently rub his lower abdomen.
It hurts so much. That was the only thought he had left.
The little girl was obviously a little embarrassed, floating in the air and not knowing what to do next, and the scum in front of her who was low in cultivation did not play cards according to the routine. She has met so many people in the past, at this time, there are those who kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, and those who would rather die than give in, but there is only one way to let the slow.
Fortunately, Gou Haodong didn't embarrass her for too long, he stood up strongly, although he bent over with his legs between his legs, but he didn't collapse on the ground like a loach.
"Who are you?" Gou Haodong spoke. This guy was able to seal Ying Ling'er, and his strength should not be underestimated.
"This king is Huang Mei." Huang Mei raised his arms and waited for Gou Haodong's exclamation.
"I don't know." Gou Haodong muttered quietly.
Huang Mei looked at Gou Haodong in surprise: "You don't even know this king!" The sharp voice was directly inserted into Gou Haodong's mind, and he was unsteady on his feet in pain.
"I really don't know, I've only been cultivating immortals for three months this year!"
"Hmph. Then I'll tell you. Huang Mei seems to be very persistent in her popularity: "I ...... back then"
Gou Haodong listened to it for half an hour, and the gist of it can be summed up in one sentence: Huang Mei is a weasel cultivator, and he is the strongest among weasels, so he is respected as the king. Its strongest technique is soul-related magic. After finishing speaking, Huang Mei seemed to be in a good mood, and no longer mentioned what kind of fancy death Gou Haodong chose.
No wonder Ying Ling'er was defeated and restrained. Weasel is what I used to call Wong Tai Sin.
"Then why did you become my English teacher's daughter?"
"Ignorance! Did you know about the seizure? Heh, how can there be a dirt bun like you in the cultivation realm. ”
"How?" Gou Haodong asked. After reading so many novels, the protagonist is often taken away, so I am not surprised by this. The point is how Huang Mei did it, and whether it would have anything to do with the appearance of the blood baby.
"Just guess you'll ask!" Huang Mei smiled contemptuously, but her voice was a little excited.
Oops? Scratched your itch and continued? Is it too long to not speak? Or is there a teacher's mother who has been listening to lectures all day long and making you talkative? If only you had killed the enemy in front of you!
"Six years ago, I realized that my great life was approaching, but I didn't want to leave this world, so I decided to give up, and preferably the human race, so that I wouldn't have to waste another hundred years of cultivation to become incarnated. It happened that your teacher returned to her parents' house when she was pregnant, so she gave me a chance. ”
"Then have you hurt anyone!"
"Silly boy, if I hurt someone, do you think your teacher will live so freely? You think I'm going to stay here? Crows have the intention of feeding, sheep have kneeling milk, do you think I will be like many humans? Huang Mei said sarcastically.
"What about the Blood Baby? Would you not know it existed? ”
"You know, it's the sequelae of my seizure, no matter how strong I am, I can't get rid of it, after all, the baby with wisdom will be damned." Huang Mei said lightly: "I just didn't pay attention to being sucked by it, so I was recuperating at home." But it can't take advantage of me, so I hurt it too! ”
"Now it's pestering teachers at school."
"What?" Huang Mei's eyes were full of anger, and she flew to sit on Gou Haodong's neck: "Take me there!" ”