Fan Xixi has an elder brother named Fan Xiyan, who works as a studio in the capital, and after getting married and having children, he took his wife to live in the capital with him, and the Fan family has an extra vacant room.

Fan Xixi asked Jiang Qianliang to live in her brother's vacated house, which was empty anyway, and she couldn't sleep in the same room with a big girl.

Before dawn, Jiang Qianliang woke up Fan Xixi and her father with two slaps. "Wake up, don't sleep!"

threw a coat on him, "Hurry up, you and I will go to Linxian today to see the situation of the disaster"

Jiang Qianliang was still rubbing his eyes, "Why are you suddenly in such a hurry?" ”

"It's not a good thing you did, yesterday the old man of the Efu Mansion urgently issued a wanted warrant to the government at night, I went to the gate of the official mansion this morning to see if it wasn't you and that big black face!"

"I'm in a hurry, so I'll run back quickly. It just so happens that I have to hide from those two lieutenants who haven't paid taxes in the past two days," Fan Xiancheng smiled at Jiang Qianliang sinisterly, "I have to scare them!" ”

"If they can't find me, they'll come to me in a hurry and beg me to pay their taxes.

"Hurry up, just wear an old man's shirt and put a simple white coat over it, if you wear it too well, it will easily arouse the suspicion of the government." Fan Xiancheng hurriedly instructed

Jiang Qianliang's heart was warm, he didn't expect Fan Xiancheng to have only been in contact with him for a day, even if the government wanted him, he was willing to believe that he was wanted with him.

His hands also sped up, and he quickly put on his clothes simply, took two touches of water from the basin and poured them on his face, sober and sober. Taking advantage of the bright sun, he hurried to Linxian County.

But when I walked to the city gate, I still saw some government officials holding portraits to strictly check the passing people.

Fan Xiancheng saw that the situation was so tense, and quickly pulled Jiang Qianliang to the sparsely populated alley next to him.

Put his two hands on Jiang Qianliang's shoulders, lowered his head, and looked at Jiang Qianliang's tall man. had no choice but to break off Jiang Qianliang's head and put it on his head, whispering.

"That's it, Xiaobai."

"Wait a minute, play fool. I went to socialize with them, and I said that you are a stupid boy born to my second aunt and grandmother since childhood, and I will send you back to my second aunt's house, so you have to go out of the city. ”

Jiang Qianliang suddenly pouted aggrievedly, what can't you pretend, pretend to be stupid!

Although Fan Xiancheng wanted to complain silently in his heart, mainly because Xiaobai you look like it, but after all, you have to take care of the boy's self-esteem.

teasing and saying, "Pretending to be stupid, you can make some grimaces or something, it's not easy to look like yourself, there is a way to put some mud on your face or something to cover your face, but you think we are going to the disaster-stricken county, how can someone run to a poor place with a sloppy face and yellow muscles, it is easy to know that you have a problem at a glance." ”

patted Jiang Qianliang on the shoulder again, "Will you pretend to be stupid, do you need me to teach you?" ”

has pretended to be a stupid big man in front of the queen mother and a group of old men in the palace for so many years, although there is nothing to be proud of, but pretending to be a fool is his specialty.

No one can stand out, "I'll clean up, uncle, you will never recognize me." ”

Jiang Qianliang turned around, spat on his hand, and mixed a handful of dirt into the spit.

"Just take a look." As he spoke, he took the clear yellow liquid in his hand, first drew two straight lines under his nostrils, and then on his chin, both hands were used, and he spread them out in a mess, obviously with the snot and saliva of a fool.

Jiang Qianliang rubbed his face, and the climax came. The tails of the eyes are drooped, the nose is retracted, the chin is pulled down, and three layers of double chin are stacked.

Fan Xiancheng was stunned, he looked exactly like the stupid boy who chased him in the neighboring village and shouted his brother when he was a child.

What kind of magical face-changing technique is this, plus the old man's shirt he gave to Xiaobaidi with half of his chest exposed.

Hangzhou is the first stupid, no one dares to fight for the second, absolutely amazing!

Fan Xiancheng couldn't see the appearance of this kid coming to his house two days ago. I don't know whether to praise him for his image or the essence is similar, so he is so skilled.

Fan Xiancheng saw that the drill was so skillful, and he took Jiang Qianliang's hand with confidence and boldness, and walked into the official guarding the city gate while scolding him. "Hey, Brother Wu. The county order sent me to Linxian County to see the disaster situation, and by the way, I sent my second aunt's grandmother's stupid son back, you can take a look. ”

Jiang Qianliang showed half of his head from behind Fan Xiancheng, and pointed a finger directly at the head of the official who was talking to Fan Xiancheng, with a little doubt and stupidity, and he couldn't speak with a straight smile.

When Wu Ya was young, there was a fool living in the neighboring village, he was still big, he couldn't speak when he held a brick all day long, and his other hand stretched out a finger like Jiang Qianliang and pointed straight at him, chasing him and beating him.

The fool is big and unreasonable, Wu Yashi seemed to see the shadow of his childhood, his face immediately wrinkled, he looked at him with disgust, and waved his hand, "Hurry up and let this fool go, Xiancheng, I really didn't know that you still had such relatives at home, and you worked very hard." ”

patted Fan Xianchengdi on the shoulder, his eyes full of sympathy.

Fan Xiancheng continued to talk without a match, mainly because Jiang Qianliang was restless, always looking around as if he was breaking free, and looking around uneasily.

Fan Xiancheng and Wu Yashi were talking, Jiang Qianliang's eyes were dilute and he pointed his finger at the ground again, as if he was angry, staring at the ground while pointing, and stepping on his own shadow fiercely.

Interpret the fool to the fullest.

Fan Xiancheng just held hands and danced like a fool, and walked out of the territory of Hangzhou without any doubt.

It wasn't until he was almost out of sight of the city gate that Jiang Qianliang suddenly threw off Fan Xiancheng's hand, and returned to his cold appearance, striding forward regardless of whether he didn't know the way, whether he was walking in the right direction, and didn't care whether his face was dirty or the way he was going.

It was Fan Xiancheng who dragged him back from behind at the fork in the road, and Jiang Qianliang was able to escape the tragic fate of being bitten to death by wolves at night.

Jiang Qianliang and Fan Xiancheng walked for a long time, all of them were mountain village paths, deserted, Jiang Qianliang slowly lost his strength and fell behind Fan Xiancheng.

I finally saw a vague stone with the word Zhuji written on it. Fan Xiancheng stopped and pointed to Jiang Qianliang, "We have already walked out of the boundary of Hangzhou, work harder!" ”

Jiang Qianliang walked so red, the sun was tight, he used his hand as a fan, and he was fanning next to Lian without any effect, and he had already begun to have a small nasal voice.

"I really hate coming out in the summer."

Fan Xiancheng muttered, "The eunuchs who serve people in the palace can't stand this bit of suffering." ”

Jiang Qianliang didn't hear it clearly at first, but knew that he must be saying bad things about himself. I thought that since I didn't hear clearly, I would let him go.

But he heard the word "eunuch"!

If you are a man, you will be very sensitive to these two words.

The hot weather took away the earth just now, and his mental strength came back all of a sudden! His eyes widened, he straightened his neck and asked, "Who are you talking about eunuchs?" ”

Fan Xiancheng shrugged his neck and said in the spirit of immortal friendship and poverty. "My daughter said that day that you hid from the palace and ran for your life."

His grandma's! "Fan Xixi, you're dead!" Jiang Qianliang roared with all his strength, scaring all the birds in the forest away, and fluttered several of them.

Fan Xiancheng jumped up from behind and slapped Jiang Qianliang's head vigorously, "Who is said to be dead?" ”

"My daughter is my intimate little padded jacket, what do you want to do, what do you do?" As he spoke, he jumped up again and patted Jiang Qianliang's head twice.

is like a small land father-in-law, old, short, bouncing, and slapping Jiang Qianliang's head one after another.