Chapter 252: NB Super
With a buzz, the heavy gate slammed shut in front of Li Qiu's eyes.
The left leg of the small half, which was exposed outside the door, shook twice in the air in vain before dying heroically.
"Purple Sakura! I hurt so much! β
After waiting for a while, Li Qiu, who didn't wait for Zi Ying's reply, waited for a further question from the NB, "Hello, are you mentally prepared?" If you do it, I'll start the testing process for you right away. β
"I ...... Painful ......"
"What are you? I'm sorry, your cute little NB still needs to be improved in the voice collection and analysis, can you put forward your demands loudly? β
Li Qiu muttered with a dying breath on the head of a mosquito coil: "I'm in so much pain......"
"Okay, now that you're ready, the little NB will start the testing process for you."
Buzz β
The heavy machine was like a big cold monster without any emotion, and as soon as NB's voice fell, the monster bared its sharp fangs at Li Qiu and let out a hungry roar.
After about three minutes, the finished monster returned to sleep with a low groan of contentment.
The strict gate slowly opened in front of Li Qiu, and as soon as the restraints on his body were gone, Li Qiu's whole person fell outside with a "pop" like garbage in a garbage truck that was transported to the garbage station.
When Li Qiu finally struggled to get up from the ground, NB's voice reappeared, "Thank you very much for your support to Little NB, and welcome to your next visit." β
Li Qiu was so angry that he pulled off the little hair on the cushion and threw it into NB: "I thank you uncle!" β
"I'm very sorry for my warm customer, Xiao NB has no relatives so far, so if you insist on thanking Xiao NB, Xiao NB recommends that you order a pennant to give to Xiao NB himself, that is, me, and the pennant will write - the first beauty in heaven and earth, and I will be the only one for thousands of years."
Li Qiu took a deep breath, originally she thought that she was shameless enough, but she didn't expect to meet an even more shameless person now.
Sure enough, I sat in the well and watched the sky for too long, and when I came out to see it, I knew what a mountain was more high.
Li Qiu suppressed his head full of anger and sneered: "The first beauty, right?" β
"Oh yes, don't praise me anymore, I'm embarrassed to praise me again, shame o(*β½*)q"
Li Qiu's face was expressionless: "You are the only one?" β
"Ouch where to feed, I'm a mediocre little NB, where can I afford such a big praise from you, oops, you're really, I'm really going to be shyβ(βββ’βΟββ’ββ)β"
Li Qiu stared at the small screen on NB's head that changed his shy expression indefinitely, his little head gently swung to the right, his white and thin neck made a crisp "click", Li Qiu casually pulled over a piece of gravel on the ground next to the cushion, and pounced on the whole person as soon as his lips pursed.
Bang β
The stone fell and the screen cracked, and the shy expression suddenly became ugly and terrifying.
"Oops!" NB exclaimed in surprise, "Are you looking at my screen too old and want to use this method to help me get a new one?" β
Li Qiu trembled his lips and was speechless.
"My God, this is really a true love in the world, there is true love in the world, it turns out that God has made me work hard for so many years to test so many people, just so that I can meet such a grateful and intelligent you today, oh my God, your most sincere believer Little NB is here to offer you the most sincere thanks!"
Li Qiu bent down with great effort and dragged the small cushion, the living leg was bouncing, and the broken leg was drooping, jumping and panting away from NB little by little.
When Li Qiu suddenly found that he was less than a meter away from Xing Yucheng, Li Qiu stopped his movements, "General, I have already completed the test according to your instructions, may I ask about my brother's matter......?" β
"You don't have to worry about me doing things."
Xing Yucheng, who made the most calm promise on his lips, looked disgusted and walked around her towards NB with Li Qiu as a dot from a distance of one meter smaller.
"Hmm." Xing Yucheng nodded while looking at the report given by NB, "Okay, this data seems to be okay at the moment, don't worry, when that young man comes over, I will ask him to call someone to take your brother to treatment." β
"Thank you, General!" Li Qiu was so excited that he knelt down on the cushion, "I will always remember your great kindness and virtue, but it's just ......"
"Something to say!"
"Yes, I don't know the ...... of his injury to the father of the child in my womb"
When Xing Yucheng heard this, he didn't raise his head, "Don't worry, someone will send him to treatment together, don't worry about the two of them first, I advise you to have time to think more about what you have experienced before, if you don't have a preface when you can speak, don't blame me for not helping you at that time." β
"It's nature!"
Because he wasn't sure what Li Qiu had planned to do before he woke up, he didn't say anything except for the emergency play at the beginning.
Not long after, Hua Dao finally appeared in Li Qiu's sight with a large box of food and three Hua people.
"Young man," Xing Yucheng stretched out his hand and nodded at Xingchuan and Zhuang Xu, "I may have to trouble you again, you let people take them to treatment, this little girl has already agreed to speak, let's judge her first." β
"Yes, General."
Hua Dao respectfully followed Xing Yucheng's instructions.
When Xingchuan was taken away by that group of people, he glanced at Li Qiu without everyone's attention, and after receiving Li Qiu's nod, he was taken away without saying a word.
Now there are only three people left on the field: Li Qiu, Xing Yucheng and Hua Dao.
"General," Hua Dao walked to a place half a meter away from Xingyucheng and stopped, "There are still ten minutes left before the starship arrives in Squid Country, you see......"
"Got it!" Xing Yucheng waved his hand to let Hua Dao go away, he turned sideways and glanced at Li Qiu, "Girl, can you say it now?" β
"Of course."
Li Qiu, who had already organized the language, told an extremely dramatic love adventure story very smoothly.
This story is a blend of many romance dramas, including fate I love you, and it begins with a poor heroine falling in love with the tall and handsome Star Den at first sight, and ends with the heroine who is pregnant with a child who may not like the heroine much Star Pass and tries to save it one last time.
Almost as soon as Li Qiu's words fell, the cheers on Zi Ying's side sounded.
"I love this story Li Qiu!" Let's go slightly
"Really?"
"Aang! Can you extend it to me a little bit later? β
"Yo? Looks like you've been hooked on lately? β
"No," Purple Sakura was intrigued, "I'm going to use the models of Liu Chunshu and Jiang Duyun to finish the plot you said." β
Li Qiu was shocked: "This is all right?" β
"Of course, anyway, they haven't made new dramas recently, and I've watched almost all the classics before, and I'm idle, so it's better to build models to have some fun for myself."
Li Qiu was amazed: "Okay, it's good if you're happy, it's just that I'll provide a general direction of the story at most, if you really want to refine it and turn it into a real book, then you may have to wait for Comrade You Sufei to finish his love line." β
"Swim fast?" Zi Ying hesitated, "Are you so sure he can catch up with Hua Jian?" β
"Intellectually, of course, I don't think much of it, but if it's just emotionally I hope he can do it, and besides, intuitively, I somehow think he can catch up."
"Intuition?" Purple Sakura disagreed, "Intuition is actually the conclusion of your inner program after synthesizing a number of clues that you observe when you are not paying attention, in other words, intuition is fundamentally a rational analysis. β
"I don't think so," Li Qiu immediately retorted, "My intuition must be mixed with a lot of my hope that You Sufei can really catch up, do you think this hope is also a rational analysis?" β
"That's ......," Sakura muttered, "I didn't mean that, you see, from what you said earlier, you're talking about emotions and intuition separately, so-"
"Huh?" Li Qiu quickly seized the loophole, "Don't forget, what I really talk about separately is reason and emotion, and intuition is what I chose separately, how can you only listen to the second half and not listen to the first half?" β
Zi Ying was helpless: "If you have to grasp this and say it, then I can't do it, I can only say that the conclusion I just came to is based on factors such as what you said and your psychological condition at the time, and the tone of your voice at the time, under comprehensive analysis, I finally ββ"
"Oh no!"
Hua Dao, who sorted out his own records of Li Qiu's words, Xing Yucheng, who was standing in the shadows and browsing Hua Dao's records, and Li Qiu, who was slumped on the soft cushion, were all frightened by Hua Hook who shouted from afar.
"What's the hook?" Hua Dao frowned, "Calm down, if you have something to say slowly, how can you lose your temper in front of the generalββ"
"Big brother is out of time!" Hua Hook slapped the palm on the table and directly slapped all the unfinished words of Hua Dao back into his mouth, "That man and Xingchuan are gone!" β
"What?!" Hua Dao got up from the chair with a "whoosh", "You calm down and slowly explain the situation carefully!" β
"Okay, it's this- uhββ!"
Before he could start his words, he was directly strangled to death by Xing Yucheng, who choked Hua Hook's throat, Xing Yucheng looked directly at Hua Hook's eyes coldly, "Boy, be careful to speak, believe it or not, even if I directly let you never speak again, your master will not dare to squeak." β
In an environment of extreme hypoxia, Hua Hook's body began to have problems.
All kinds of strange-shaped shelves scrambled out of her body, and several shelves that "suddenly" emerged from the front of Hua Hook, which caught Xing Yucheng off guard.
"Everything, it's all!"
Xing Yucheng, who was furious by the shelf, slammed Hua Hook into the hard wall, but just a second before Hua Hook's body hit the wall, a powerful air flow rushed towards Hua Hook from the wall with a huge "poof".
Xing Yucheng, who was hit by the air current, took three steps back in a row, and casually threw Hua Hook aside: "Where did the mongrels come from, dare to run here to spread wild?!" β
Hua Cha, who was dressed in bright green, hurriedly ran from the shadows, and knelt down in front of Xing Yucheng without saying a word, "I'm really embarrassed General, it's all because the mud can't support the wall and can't speak and collides with the general, we must teach her a good lesson when we turn around, and ask the general to be merciful to his subordinates to spare her a rotten life!" β
"Humph!" Xing Yucheng slowly straightened out his hairstyle that had just been messed up by the air current, "What are you?" Who are you to come to me? β
"Returning to the general, the small one is just the most insignificant one under the second hand, and the small one is afraid of dirtying your ears if you say it, Lord General......"
"Tsk!" Xing Yucheng suddenly kicked up, and Hua Cha, who was caught off guard, was immediately kicked and squatted.
Xingchuan Wu admired his meticulous appearance in the mirror, as if he hadn't noticed Hua Cha who was kicked embarrassed by himself, and his tone was indifferent, "If you want to say it, just say it, don't give me all those bells and whistles!" β
"Yes!" Hua Cha knelt down in a panic, "The little one's name is Hua Cha, and the main reason why the little one wants you to raise your noble hand is because I am afraid that you will dirty your noble hand for such an unworthy thing as her......"
"Hands?" Xing Yucheng sneered, "You really don't need to use my heavy weapon to kill her." β
Xing Yucheng's word "kill" frightened Hua Fork, Hua Dao and Hua Hook trembling.
Looking at the three Fahrenheit who were obediently kneeling in a row in front of him, Xing Yucheng frowned, "Get out, I'm annoyed to see it!" β
"Yes!" Hua Cha hurriedly arched himself and pulled Hua Hook back back.
"Wait!" A stone smashed into Hua Cha's right shoulder with lightning speed, and it was tightly combined with Hua Cha's flesh and bones in just an instant, Hua Cha endured the pain and turned around and knelt down, "Little mistake, please have a lot of general, don't-"
"Tsk!"
Xing Yucheng's disgust sounded together, and another stone came out in response.
In an instant, Hua Cha's other shoulder was also inlaid with a stone.
The two stones, one in front and one in the back, one left and one right, are distributed on Hua Cha's body, and if you ignore the faint flow of blood, at first glance it looks like an ornament deliberately embedded in the body.
Feeling that everything he said was wrong, Hua Cha didn't dare to speak easily, he buried his head and knelt motionless in front of Xing Yucheng.
"Humph!" Xing Yucheng kicked Hua Cha's knee with his toes in disgust, "Okay, you can go." β
Hua Cha raised his head, his eyes full of disbelief, "...... me?" β
"Hmm!" Xing Yucheng impatiently poked the tip of his sharp leather shoe into Hua Cha's knee, "There's a lot of nonsense, can't you just walk by yourself if you let you go?" β
At this time, Hua Cha finally understood what Xing Yucheng meant, it turned out that he was not angry just now, but he was walking with Hua Hook.
"General!" Hua Cha let Xing Yucheng dig the hard toe of his muddy shoe into his flesh and bone little by little, and his face covered by tears and sweat was full of determination, "Please be merciful and let her go!" I swear to Heaven that I will pray for you every day from now on, and sing praises of your greatness and goodness before my God every day, pleaseβ"
"Tsk!" Xing Yucheng suddenly burst out and punched the lower half of Hua Cha's face, "Your mouth is too annoying, where did I say I was going to kill her?" β
"Huh?" Hua Cha, who couldn't speak normally, blinked at Xing Yucheng with big eyes of hope.
Glancing at Hua Cha who was spewing blood foam, Xing Yucheng was so disgusted that he took a few steps back, "Okay, okay, you get out of here, I'll let her get out of here after I ask." β