Gou Haodong entered the classroom door.

"Gou Haodong is here!" "I'll take a look!" "Hahaha, I'm back."

The classroom was full of discussions, and many students laughed.

Liu Lei was about to take out the garbage during the morning self-study and the first class, and when he saw Gou Haodong enter the door, he even dragged the trash can out of the teaching building with Gou Haodong.

The trash can is large, after all, high school students can't waste time taking out the trash, and if the trash can is large, it is good to empty it once a day. In addition, the garbage dump is relatively far away, so it needs to be carried by two people.

"Brother, you're on fire, you know! If our school has a hot search list, you are the first! Liu Lei's Li Ronghao has the same little eyes, and he is not smiling.

Gou Haodong still couldn't figure it out: "What did I do that was so angry?" ”

"Shocked! A high school student in our city actually encountered this kind of thing! Sad, lamentable! Hahahaha. Liu Lei leaned back with a smile and jumped several times with the trash can.

Gou Haodong rubbed his eyebrows, it's really bad, I didn't expect it, my Gou Haodong I reputation was ruined. I'll ask Song Sixuan later, if you can come up with a range-of-scope forgetting spell to erase this memory for everyone.

"If it's a brother, don't mention it." Gou Haodong had no choice but to use a killer move.

Sure enough, Liu Lei didn't mention this anymore, but after a while, he still couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Are you a pig? Hum again and drive you back to the pigsty. ”

"No, poof..... I just wanted to ask...... Call...... How did you get it hahahaha. Liu Lei was afraid that Gou Haodong would beat him, so he threw down the trash can and ran away.

Gou Haodong's hand fell, and the trash can fell heavily to the ground. Gou Haodong pinched his waist and shouted: "You come back, I'm not angry, I can't move alone!" ”

The cafeteria is far away, so many people eat even three meals a day in the classroom, plus the discarded rolls, and the garbage in the bucket has to be stepped on before taking out the garbage every day, and the amount is very real.

Liu Lei ran back with a smile, and the two of them continued to walk towards the garbage dump with the garbage can.

Another head of the department was on his way back to the school building when he saw them reminding them loudly: "What time is it?" You two take out the trash, hurry up! Run! ”

"Good teacher!" Two people speed up. When he arrived at the garbage dump, Liu Lei asked Gou Haodong to wait, and ran to the supermarket fifty meters away by himself, and came back with a bag of snacks after a while.

"There is a reading class today, it's cool and crooked, how can you be worthy of this lesson if you don't buy something to eat! Load some for me. Liu Lei stuffed long strips of snacks such as duck neck and chicken feet into his sleeves, hid Coke in the hat of Gou Haodong's sweatshirt, and put potato chips in his arms.

Veteran.

In fact, most schools do not support bringing snacks into the classroom, after all, having snacks at hand will affect concentration. If the teacher finds out about stealing food in class, it will be even more troublesome on both sides.

"I can't bear it if I don't eat! I don't eat garbage for a day, and I feel bad. Liu Lei said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, go back, I have to go to class."

Back in the classroom, the English teacher had already started to put on listening.

As soon as he entered the door, Gou Haodong met the concerned face of the English teacher.

"Haodong, how is your body?"

The students in the front row burst into laughter.

"Thank you teacher for your concern, it's okay, it's okay." Gou Haodong thanked the teacher while giving him a middle finger at a few smiling guys behind him.

The ancestor is right, wow, what people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, what please don't be obsessed with brother anymore, brother is just a legend......

"After listening, let's do the following questions, and after an hour, we will talk about the answers. If you want to go to the toilet after the first class, go quietly. After that, the English teacher sat down at the lectern to prepare for the next lesson.

It's a bad day, the exam class is the most uncomfortable, I don't know anything on the paper, and it's been so long, how can I live.

"Gou Haodong."

He heard someone calling him, and an inexplicable feeling connected him to the voice. It's a girl's voice, are you going to meet the system or an angel?

"It's a fairy......" The voice was helpless, and said: "It's me, Song Sixuan, and the sound is transmitted into the secret." ”

I'm sorry, blame me for thinking too out-of-the-box.

"I can directly contact you with this voice transmission, I can know what you think in your heart, and we can communicate like this."

Then how dare I complain about you, is there a trick for the two of us to transmit sounds to each other.

"It makes you angry, you can only apply it after you open your mouth. You find a way to don't ask me yourself, hurry up and make a roll. After speaking, Gou Haodong felt that the connection was broken.

She didn't say that I had forgotten, look at my unprofessional, my little spells and other things haven't been studied yet.

Gou Haodong slowly ran the Caixia Diet Qi Recipe to sense the state of his spiritual power, he practiced the most in the morning, absorbed a lot of red and yellow qi, and his spiritual power was almost full in the liver, and it was estimated that he would be able to break through after absorbing it once tomorrow morning, as for the haze poisoning, isn't there Song Sixuan's negative removal spell, the doctor said that I have a bad stomach and is suitable for eating soft rice.

Thinking about it, Gou Hao quietly looked at Song Sixuan, but found that Song Sixuan was doing English questions.

Because cultivating immortals is too simple, just look for excitement? Gou Haodong sighed and shook his head.

I originally practiced the exercises of Xuanzhenmen, and the things in it were similar to the Yellow Emperor's internal scriptures, and after I had the aura in my body, I relied on my emotions to drive the spiritual power to impact the acupoints, so as to break through. As long as the qi of cai xia is to absorb the qi of nature, can the two be related to each other?

If I open the liver orifice and leave some of the spiritual power in my eyes, and at the same time draw out the spiritual power in my eyes, will I receive both?

Gou Haodong is a doer, thinking of this, he put his hand into his schoolbag and grabbed the copper bell, and transported the spiritual power in his body to his hand.

From an outsider's point of view, Gou Haodong lay down and slept.

Gou Haodong directly entered the copper bell realm this time, and smoke rose from the thatched house.

"Little girl, are you there?"

Ying granddaughter poked her head out of the house, glanced at Gou Haodong and retracted it. "Who told you to come?"

"I'll cultivate." Gou Haodong stood outside the house with a cheeky face, neither staying nor leaving.

"It's useless to cultivate here, what kind of going out is still what it is outside." The little girl added water to the pot.

"It smells so good."

The steam is thick and wafts out the mellow aroma of meat.

"Come in and have a bite to eat." She is a cold-faced and warm-hearted lord.

Gou Haodong also had some bad feelings in his heart, he got Yingzi's inheritance by chance, and the last traces of Yingzi left in this world completely disappeared, leaving a lonely little girl.

"What's your name, girl?"

"What age do you still use the word girl?"

Gou Haodong has many small question marks. Oh, remembered, she studied her own memories.

"Okay, young lady, who are you?" Gou Haodong imitated the male protagonist in the street shooting video and changed his tone.

"Phew, rascal!" The little girl gave him a roll of the eye.

According to the rhythm of street photography, shouldn't it be a hug? Liars, all liars!

"My name is Ying Ling'er." The sound is still crunchy.

"Ahem, Ying Ling'er, when you look at my memory, do you see anything that you shouldn't see." Gou Haodong felt aggrieved.

"Phew, rascal!"

In my Gou Haodong's "magnificent" eighteen years of life, plus a long life of nearly two thousand years, you have learned this sentence? It seems that something has been discovered, alas, the late season is not guaranteed.

Forget it, don't worry about the little girl, although the actual age is a bit scary, but the psychological age is not very mature, and the three views are all framed by me. Thinking of this, he became happy again, Ah Q will Ah Q.

"Let me ask you, is Jiang Qiantang good-looking?" Ying Ling'er asked suddenly.

"Beautiful."

"Do you like it?"

"yes, I like it."

"Phew! What do you call like? You're clearly gluttonous! You shit! Ying Ling'er was triumphant.

"Why am I so hungry?"

"You're not greedy?"

"Yes!" Now it is righteousness Ling Ran Gou Haodong.

"You eunuch!" Ying Ling'er made a grimace as she spoke.

Gou Haodong understood that this girl was purely lonely and idle, and asked him to vent. There is a bar every year, and this year is younger.

"Okay, okay, what you're saying is that I'm not right. Shall we eat? Gou Haodong said to Ying Ling'er.

"That's pretty much it." Ying Ling'er was satisfied with a bowl of broth, scooped up two more ribs, and said to Gou Haodong: "This is a spirit beast in the copper bell realm, and eating it can nourish the soul." ”

Gou Haodong took a tentative bite, elastic and chewy, full of fragrance, similar to the taste of beef, but more delicate and delicious than beef.

Ying Ling'er quietly watched Gou Haodong finish eating: "Aren't you going out yet?" Time outside is much faster than here. ”

"God, I forgot about that. I'll come to see you next time, I'll go out first. ”

Gou Haodong slowly woke up, feeling that he was lying sideways, and he was being taken away.

"If the smog poisoning is severe, you will be unconscious!"

"It's not good to insist on coming to school, fake Gou Haodong."

"Hurry up, hurry up, the ambulance is already at the door!"

"What are you doing?" Gou Haodong was really shocked, he was carried on a stretcher.

"Wake up, wake up, Gou Haodong wake up." This voice is Liu Lei.

"How does it feel? The ambulance has arrived, you wait. This voice is the squad leader Yixin.

"It's time to between classes, I told you to get up, you didn't move, fortunately you still breathed." This is Wang Hao.

"I ......" Gou Haodong looked at the oncoming long team of running drills, and his heart was cold.

It seems that his haze poisoning has been completely hammered.