Chapter 695: The Persistence of the Big Screw
The continent of Kalimdor, Mount Hyjal, the land of fire.
I have to say that the fire element buddies are born with a violent temper, and they really have to be anxious, that is, they don't care about it, they come up and do their best to you, either you die or I live.
Oh, and that example could also be placed on the Firelord Ragnaros.
In the past, when Boss Hu was following the Lich King in the video hall as a strange uncle, Arthas, the Lich King, didn't even dare to let out a fart, and he was about to run away, no matter how insulted he was, he endured all the fancy taunts of the Titans.
But now our big screws are different, and people are forced to be anxious, so they don't care about anything, and they just come up and do it.
It's a pity that he doesn't understand Chinese, otherwise he would definitely come up with a bold sentence such as "Shi can be killed, Lao Tzu will fight with you today!"
Well, the big screw didn't show up at first, and the Fire Demon Lord seemed to naively think that as long as he couldn't shrink out, then this rogue evil Fallen Titan would probably wander around and then pat his ass and leave.
But... He underestimated how much this Titan's egg hurt and even more so how busy this Titan was.
The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, do you think you know Boss Hu? Hahaha
This Titan Sarodar seemed to have lost his face, and when he saw that there was no one in the magma pool hall, he didn't leave, so he sat next to the magma pool, calmly took out a damn Danmoro cigar and smoked it slowly.
"Ragnaros, did your eggs burn in flames? Or were you born without that part? such miserable, hahahahahaha... ”
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Ragnaros has +1 rage, and Ragnaros remains silent.
"Ragnaros, are you cowardly, so afraid to come out and face me, like a dog, you are like a dog. ”
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Ragnaros has +10 rage, and Ragnaros remains silent.
"Ragnaros, it's okay, oh you just come out, I've put on my forgiveness hat, of course I choose to forgive you, don't be afraid, let's not fight, okay, come out and chatter." ”
"Ragnaros, come on, little brother, come and be happy together, pretentious, ah... Itchy~~~"
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Ragnaros has +50 rage, and Ragnaros continues to churn in silence.
"Ragnaros, why don't you come out? Brother, come out, I'll talk to you about my heart, let's have a good chat. "Boss Hu flicked the ash into the beloved magma pool of Ragnaros.
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Ragnaros has +99 rage, Ragnaros is angry!
Yes, the Flame Demon Lord, who was already not good-tempered, was furious.
So, the enraged Firelord emerged from the magma pool.
"Fuck it! You damn fallen titan! I'm going to fight you to the death!"
The overwhelming hot magma directly submerged the tiny body of Boss Hu sitting by the pool.
When the magma dissipated, Boss Hu stretched his waist and stood up like no one.
Well... Sure enough, it is an over-standard and over-the-top divine body obtained from kryptonite, and this resistance is simply beautiful.
"Oh, it's easy to talk when you come out, come on, first round, let's fight first. ”
So a contest of seriously unequal strength began.
The Titan Gods are like opening a modifier, and they are infinite life, infinite mana, unlimited ammo, all kinds of infinite additional lock values, and no cooldown CD for skills.
Regardless of the eighteen martial arts of Ragnaros, whether he smashed it with a sledgehammer or burned it with an overwhelming flame, this rogue Titan didn't even have a bad horse riding clothes.
And the Titan wields that Excalibur, either by cutting off the oxygen around you or by slashing one of your arms, and every blow is a heavy loss anyway.
All in all, this battle can't be fought, it's still a ball!
But Brother Ragnaros is just not convinced, he has a short temper, he just wants to fight.
"Hey, look at your current bird-like appearance, it's also pitiful, let's stop fighting, let's stop fighting, you young man is very good, there is a kind of stunned spirit, I am very optimistic about you, jump ship and come to work in my company, right?"
Not listening, Ragnaros continued to raise his hammer and slammed it at the Titan.
With a flash of Excalibur, Ragnaros' right arm, holding the hammer, was neatly cut off for the seventh time.
A burst of flame erupted, and the eighth arm took shape in an instant, but Ragnaros's body shrunk a little more.
The big screw didn't speak, silently picked up his beloved sledgehammer on the ground, and continued to smash it at the Titan.
Well... As long as the kung fu deep iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, the matter is man-made, Lao Tzu will not believe in this evil!
"Hey, I'll give you a high salary, think about it, it's the same as the current leader of the wind element, you are stunned and help me smash others in the future." ”
Still not listening, the Fire Demon Lord is on the bar with the thin layer of divine power shield around the Titan, with a focused posture that will not give up if he does not break this layer of eggshells.
"Hey... Why don't you say you can't understand people, you stupid people, were the armies of the ancient gods all a bunch of blind outcasts? Just fighting with the highly educated Titans of the Pantheon? No wonder you are defeated, being uneducated is terrible. ”
Boss Hu once again raised Azeroth's revenge, and slashed down with another sword.
Ragnaros turned into a flaming stick again, and the next moment two arms grew again, and his body shrank again.
However, the Firelord is also considering the Dark Titan's proposal to change jobs.
The Elemental Lords are not fools, they weigh the pros and cons and play better than anyone else, and they are completely the goods poured on both sides of the wall.
In the battle of darkness back then, seeing that the Elder God Company was no longer good, it was enough to choke, it was going to be yellow, and it was going to kick its legs, so the elemental lords from all walks of life turned against each other, either helping to lead the way for the Titans or retracting back to their old home as a happy death fat house, so they decisively broke off the relationship and took themselves out.
As soon as the Pantheon Titans left, the Elemental Lords began to hook up with the Elder Gods again, sneaking up on small moves.
Not only that, but they also like to engage in infighting, where the elements fight each other endlessly.
So just these goods, every day they still claim to be high-level existences, and a mortal ant is actually quite disgusting.
As a bird, what qualifications do you have to mock the mortal race? How good can it be? At least the mortal race still knows what is right and wrong, and they have chosen a camp and persevered all the way.
Therefore, these elemental creatures with chaotic nature, they have never been high-level existences, they are just a group of powerful kobolds, and they are not as good as mortal flesh and blood races in other aspects.
Now seeing that the Elder God Corporation is not only not improving in the slightest, but is on the verge of complete bankruptcy, Ragnaros is not stupid and is ready to completely distance himself from them.
Let's go and bury the ancient gods? Excuse me, who are you?