Chapter 8 The excellent life of the second uncle
The second uncle is amazing.
Now, walking towards us, wearing beach pants, shiny leather shoes, floral shirts, straw hats, and cigarettes, who else could he be if he wasn't the most beautiful second uncle in Muanti Town.
"Hello second uncle!" Three or five elementary school students passing by stood in a military posture and bowed.
"Well, study hard." The second uncle continued to sip on his cigarette, did not stop, and walked forward with open steps.
"Hello second uncle!" A row of young soldiers lined up and ran head-on, the voice was loud and shocking, and they stood up on the spot, collectively clenched their right fists, and slammed them into the sky.
"Well, train well." The second master also clenched his right fist and slammed it towards the sky.
He moved with ease, and he was no longer surprised by the shouts of the young soldiers, and the clouds were light, but he took a deep puff of his cigarette, and continued to walk towards the school.
"Hello second uncle!" Seven or eight nurses came to meet them, young and beautiful, touching their hearts and souls, and they also stood in a military posture in front of the second uncle, clenched their right fists, and slammed them into the sky.
"Well, good work." The second uncle showed a hint of a smile, amiable, and also stood in a standard military posture on the spot, clenched his right fist, and slammed it into the sky.
Then the second master glanced at it carefully, did not stop, continued to smoke, and continued to smoke lightly.
couldn't help but think of the life after the start of military training.
On that day, he was standing in a military posture on the playground, because his legs were sore, and he deliberately fainted, but who would have thought that thirty-seven instructors would run to him collectively, so frightened that his legs were not sore, and his waist was no longer painful.
On the spot, the second master ejected on the spot, and shouted loudly: "How can I faint here, I am a man who wants to protect the whole clan and fight to the death for the clan!" How can I fall, I'm going to keep training! The Tulang clan will win! ”
So, everyone was moved, the instructor who was close looked at him, and Rao is man in his thirties couldn't help but shed tears.
Immediately afterwards, everyone waved their fists at him, and even sent rolling applause.
On that day, under such difficult conditions, the patriarch Ran Xiong sent him a pennant with the words "Lao Ji Fu Fang, the example of the whole clan", and asked him to stand on the rostrum every day to guide the whole clan to stand in a military posture.
After that, even though he passed out four or five times, he still got up after a short break and continued to devote himself to the hot training, and he also received the supreme treatment of adding a chicken leg every day.
Under the unanimous approval of the whole family, the second master was awarded the honorary title of monthly "training pacesetter" and the honorary title of "the most beautiful clansman" for life.
"Alas, excellent people can shine at any age." The second uncle continued to take a puff of cigarette and began to think again.
That day's exam for the elderly study class, the papers were densely packed, and he was dizzy when he saw it, and he knew all the words, but he couldn't get together when he connected them.
Of course, this kind of thing is not difficult for him, I heard the young people say that "three long and one short are short, three short and one long are long, two long and two short are 2, and 3 is messy", he did it.
There is also that essay question, which requires him to write five crosses' views on the family, and the second uncle didn't think about it, and directly filled in the sentence "People who are born as Tulang, and those who die are ghosts of Tulang" that he has practiced for five days, although the ghost words are typos and the number of words does not meet the requirements, the second uncle still received a perfect score for the composition.
That sentence is written on the cultural wall of every classroom.
In the end, in this language exam, he scored 80 points, and became the first place in the senior study class with a score of 63 points ahead of the second place.
After hearing about it, our patriarch Ran Xiong sent a pennant with the words "Strong heart, model of my generation" under such difficult circumstances.
Later, under the recognition of the elderly study class, the second master was awarded the honorary title of monthly "learning model" and the honorary title of lifelong "learning model".
"Alas, a person's light cannot be covered by the vicissitudes of an old face, it is indeed lonely!" The second uncle lit another cigarette and took a puff, but in the clouds, he couldn't see his true face.
And that day, the second master watched the big whip hammer write down the names, and the next day those whose names were recorded never appeared on the playground again.
The second master was startled, especially the evil smile of the big whip hammer at him, which made him think about it.
The second uncle was frightened, tossed and turned, and smoked two packs of cigarettes that night.
After that, there were no people every day, and the people who were selected were all sleepers, and they never came back, and he was even more sure of his suspicions.
Therefore, in the days that followed, no matter how sleepy and tired the second master was, even if he was a cone thorn, he would always be strong!
So, unconsciously, the second uncle has mastered first aid problems and basic injury treatment.
Finally, on that day, when the moon was full and a hundred stars were shining, the second master went to the rostrum.
Any question that has been taught, any first aid standard measures, and any kind of minor illness have been answered fluently and demonstrated perfectly.
For a while, everyone was shocked and called the second master a genius.
And the second master just said lightly on the rostrum: "If you and I also have the same heart as I stab your legs with iron needles, you can be so good." ”
After speaking, the second uncle lifted his trouser legs, and after everyone confirmed it, he put it down in a chic manner, picked up the straw hat that often covered the trouser legs, put it on in a chic manner, and then left in a chic manner.
Then everyone felt it, some lowered their heads in shame, some had red eyes, and some children were crying.
It's just that after a while, the endless applause is getting louder and louder.
Everyone once again waved their fists at him.
Again, our patriarch Ran Xiong heard the wind and once again sent a pennant with the words "Comprehensive Talent, Model Example" under such a difficult situation.
Once again, under the unanimous recognition of the medical night study group, the second master was awarded the honorary title of monthly "medical pacesetter" and the honorary title of lifelong "medical expert".
"Alas, it's true that it's lonely, but if you're as good as me, what's the solution." The second master took a deep breath of cigarette and walked forward again.
When he came to the patriarch's office, there were hairy doves, starlings and two college students, all of whom were his old acquaintances.
"Second uncle, you sit." The two college students know each other very well, and when they see the idols around them, they are humble to the extreme.
"Hmm." The second uncle was not modest, sat down in a chic manner, and put a straw hat on his legs.
"Second uncle, in view of the fact that your excellent deeds are praised by everyone, I am going to write your story into a small book so that the clansmen can encourage each other, what do you think?" Ran Xiong asked.
"Well, if there's a way not to be good, then I'd rather die." The second uncle thought silently in his heart.