"This is not a punishment, I'm afraid it's going to be a game." Xi Luo squinted at the system that was getting weaker and weaker, and said calmly.

When Xi Luo struggled to climb down from the recliner, he found that he no longer had the ability to control his body sensitively, and the muscles that controlled his movements began to stiffen, just like a kind of air-dried old bacon that the people of the Common Era once liked to eat.

"Host-sama, your seal has been lifted!" The system is not afraid of death.

"Heh, the sofa is dirty, don't wash it."

The "......" system was dumbfounded, he actually naively thought that the host had come down to look for water.

"Hey, Fat Ball, if I don't hydrate, will I die?" Xi Luo sat on the ground with difficulty, she was still thinking about whether she should crawl to the bathroom, under such strenuous exercise, would she feel more painful than lack of water?

"Host, my full name is System 0000001, not Fat Ball, if you think my name is too long, you can call me Number 1 instead, this is my nickname."

"Okay, Fat Ball." Xi Luo nodded vigorously, "If you don't answer my question, your host will die of thirst." ”

"No, it won't. According to the results of big data analysis, the host's comprehensive physical fitness is very special, and it is extremely suitable for surviving in various extreme environments. It's just a small lack of water, and it won't hurt you at all in a short time. The system analyzed in a correct tone, "Besides, the host will definitely not let you have an accident with me." If you are suddenly gone, I am not violating the 32nd article of the Interstellar Law, which cannot harm the lives and interests of others, and Article 54, the obligation to respect the lives and health of others; Including the first five articles of the "Peace Pact for Higher Intelligent Humans" are not good for me, if you are finally diagnosed with brain death, I will be sentenced to at least 100 years or more of the murderous star labor camp, and even be destroyed by the machine. ”

"Hear you say that, you're really a very good robot." Knowing that the future laws of the Emperor Star are all beneficial to him, Xi Luo is much more relieved.

A shy emotion emerged in the system's program: "The host has such a good eye. ”

"By the way, there's no need to wake me up in a hurry after the punishment is over." After Xi Luo entrusted himself to the system with confidence, after a few random clicks of his fingertips on the light brain, a palm-sized liquid reagent appeared in Xi Luo's palm.

"Wait! What are you going to do with the host! "The system seemed to be flashed with golden light, and now the eyes were full of incredulity.

"You don't know how to read?" Xi Luo looked at the system strangely, can't you see the three words 'sleep music' on the test tube?

"Host, shouldn't you go rehydrate first?"

Xi Luo was silent for a while, then raised his head and replied firmly: "If you fall asleep, you don't need anything." ”

"But, but, ......," the system racked its brains to think of the word, "but your clothes will get wet, you will get sick from the cold, excessive dehydration will even lead to a large area of cranial nerve death, and the burden on your kidneys will also increase, which may eventually lead to the end of the body's circulation." ”

"It doesn't matter, when I get sick, I'll take medicine, if the medicine can't cure it, I will transfer the internal organs, anyway, since I was born, my first generation of stem cells has been stored in the Emperor Star Blood Bank, even if I want to die, it's not so easy." Xi Luo said as he opened the bottle of the test tube, and the rose-red liquid looked like freshly squeezed strawberry juice, which was particularly attractive.

"Nope." The system was in a hurry, the ropes on both sides of the body quickly extended out, and the claw wings tightly held the mouth of the test tube bottle, and Xi Luo's movements were deadlocked: "Host, let's not make trouble, isn't it just an earth investigation, let's go out for a walk." ”

"It's too far to go."

"Host, if you continue like this, the disease will not be cured." The system painfully discouraged.

"I didn't want to be cured." Xi Luo said frankly.

"If you're willing to go, the quest rewards are up to you." Even if the system's words have been carefully considered, the moment they say it, they still feel as if a piece of meat has been dug out of their hearts.

"What's the use of me rewarding."

"Huh?" The system wants to cry without tears, "I have all kinds of reagent formulas for spiritual and physical arts in the future, some have enhanced talents, some have enhanced strength, and it is easy to reach the twelfth level, host, you think clearly!" ”

"The stronger the strength, the greater the expectations of others, the more tired I will be, isn't it good to be an honest waste wood like this now! Is it that I can't sleep well, or that the star net is not fun, so I have to suffer that sin. Xi Luo's speech was fast, and a trace of contempt quietly flashed in his eyes.

"Host, if you don't go, the punishment will keep double." The system 0000001 tired of replenishing.

Xi Luo hesitated and raised his eyes: "Is there any punishment that can't be solved by a 'sleeping pleasure'?" ”

“......”

Seeing that the system seemed to be choked to stop talking, Xi Luo laughed with satisfaction, and his gray pupils gradually became a little popular.

The system used the tone of the old man, and sighed faintly: "Host, you really underestimate my father's lordship. ”

"Your father?" Xi Luo paused, "It's your designer?" ”

"yes." The system looked wistfully at the wall above his head, "He's a genius. ”

"Perhaps."

"It took him a year to devise a full 612 kinds of punishments, and the trick was an accident. If you continue to refuse to accept the task, the next punishment will only lead to perversion step by step. ”

"For example?"

"Ammonia bombs, the kind of concentration that explodes when the lights are turned on."

"Where's the ammonia?"

"Host: Increased peristalsis in your intestines."

“......”

"Pseudogravity mechanics, the host has the opportunity to rotate and fly 360 degrees in the sky, but it is easy to faint, causing nausea and vomiting."

“......”

"Hair loss is a monk, and all the hair on the whole body is completely lost." The system thought for a moment and added, "Including eyebrows, chest hair, and hair hair." ”

“......”

"Love at first sight, within 2 hours, the host will have a love at first sight for any moving hormonal explosion of lifeforms. It is said that this potion once caused an adult male to fall in love with an Earth sow at the same time. ”

"Fat ball, you will talk about it later, I will go to the Star Net Mall to buy some 'hibernation Kang' online, it seems that your father is not lightly ill, I am afraid I can only choose to sleep for a long time and not wake up." Xi Luo silently closed the lid of Sleep Le and began to click on the mall on the watch, Hibernation Kang seems to be still a prescription drug, and he doesn't know if his permission is enough to buy the standard.

"No! Host, if you choose to hibernate, I will manipulate your body to go out on the street and sing the Great Compassion Mantra! ”

“？？？” What is the Great Compassion Mantra?

"Host, you don't want to lose face, your grandfather also wants to save face!" The system is dead-skinned.

"People have been dead for 8 years, who cares about his face." Xi Luo complained indifferently.

"But, but, aren't you afraid that he will be so angry that he cheats the corpse!"

"Oh? That's a good feeling. I've been recruiting his soul for eight years without success, and now he's planning to turn into a zombie and come back! ”

The "......" system was so tired that he couldn't help himself, so he simply let himself go and collapsed on the ground, panting and said, "Host, what do you want, can you say it directly, I'm almost dead." ”

Are lazy cancer patients so scary, he must resign when he goes home!

"But I don't want anything." Xi Luo looked at the appearance of the system 0000001, one hand under his forehead, and a very shallow smile hung on his lips.

The sunlight outside the house sprinkled on Xi Luo's face, and the sweat that was still flowing on his face was refracted by the light, emitting a dazzling light, and everything was beautiful like a picture that could come to life at any time.