Chapter 1: Damn Shirts
Chapter I
People say that they are so unlucky that they will stuff their teeth when they drink water!
Shang Ruonan is unlucky now, and when he will stuff his teeth when he drinks water!
There are two records of being criticized by the minister for being late due to accidents. So, make up your mind and start this week by going out half an hour early!
I went out to work this morning, and I just walked out of the alley of this dilapidated building I rented. She was greeted by a foul-smelling fountain. It was also sprayed directly on her body.
It turned out that a heavy truck drove in front of me, and somehow, the car turned around and the rear of the car broke a sewer pipe in the building next to it. The water that spewed out of the broken pipe gave Shang Ruonan a head-on pour!
Not to mention wetting, the main thing is the stench of the whole body! There is also a vegetable leaf that has been soaked in water on the glasses!
Shang Ruonan was stunned! I really want to curse!
"You're my little apple......"
A bell rang, Shang Ruonan didn't care about the strange eyes of others, raised his hand to arrange his hair, took off his glasses and shook them twice, took out his mobile phone from the backpack in the back, took out a tissue by the way, wiped the words on his face and mouth, and calmly picked up the phone:
"Hey, hello, I'm Shang Ruonan!"
"Shang Ruonan, I'm here to remind me, don't be late again, if you're late again, don't say I can't protect you!"
The person who called, it was Sister Li, the minister of the sales department, who called her a fat man behind her back!
After being stunned for a moment, Shang Ruonan said cautiously:
"Would you believe me if I told you that I was in trouble right now and a sewer pipe blew me up?"
After speaking, Shang Ruonan took the phone away a little, and sure enough, he heard a roar inside:
"Shang Ruonan, this is the first time you've been in a situation? Don't make excuses! I know you must have failed to do a good job of the business plan, can you delay it? If you don't want to do it, don't come! ”
"Toot .... Toot ...."
Shang Ruonan looked at the mobile phone in the back, and a wave of anger slowly rose from the soles of his feet. Shang Ruonan stared at his phone with wide eyes and shouted loudly:
"You dead fat woman, I'm really out of trouble, I didn't lie!"
Roar is roar, you still have to clean yourself up first, look at the time, there is still a little time, if you move quickly, you may be able to rush to work time to punch in!
I deliberately went out early today, just because I was afraid of a situation, but the word "this situation" seems to follow me!
Thinking about the past 24 years, except for the fact that I am an orphan, everything else is normal, from elementary school to university, my grades are all in the upper middle, not outstanding, and not at the bottom, and the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination have been successfully floated through. After graduating from college, it was difficult for others to find a job, and I was able to successfully enter this company known as one of the top 500 companies (with regions), and I was able to support myself.
But from the moment I entered this company, the situation and troubles entangled me!
Shang Ruonan now lives on the sixth floor, and his salary is not high, so he can only rent a rented house like a shed on the roof of his house, but fortunately, there is water and electricity. Anyway, I'm a person who feeds and the whole family doesn't go hungry.
rushed up to the sixth floor in one breath, stumbled when he opened the door, and almost fell. I didn't care that I was panting, so I immediately rushed into the bathroom again, cleaned myself briefly, and planned to change my clothes and go out. Looking left and right, my only white shirt from work is still hanging out the window. It may not be dry yet, but it's always washed.
Shang Ruonan came to the window, still talking to his friend on the phone, talking about his helplessness. Reaching for the white shirt, not wanting a gust of wind to blow, the dress was blown a little bit, leaving her scratched. Shang Ruonan scolded:
"Damn, this wind bullies me!"
And then the evil man who doesn't believe in this evil leans out and reaches out to catch it! But because he used too much force, he threw himself out of the window!
"Help!"
"Smack!"
Then Shang Ruonan saw that his white shirt was still hanging there, but he was next to the white shirt!
Screams were heard from downstairs:
"Someone jumped off the building!"
Shang Ruonan also looked down! Yes!
How is that yourself!
That posture is terrible! Wearing a nightdress, but posing in a flying pose!
Myself! How to be yourself!
After sighing at the posture, Shang Ruonan realized how he could see himself!
I'm not here .... Take.... Shirt..... What .....!
I reached for my shirt while thinking about it, why couldn't I pick it up? Hand through the shirt!
Look again, you're floating in the air! Floating!!
God, no matter how much you don't understand, you know that you are out of your body! This is the soul!
Before Shang Ruonan could carefully study his soul, he heard a chaotic voice coming downstairs.
"Oh, isn't this the little merchant who rented my house? Hey, my God, this is a good girl. Why can't you think about it? ”
This is the voice of the landlord's aunt.
"Hit 120 and 110 no? Let's see if there's still gas? So high to fall. I can't move, I'm afraid of a broken bone. ”
This is Aunt Zhai on the first floor.
"Hey, no, she went downstairs with me just now, and she said hello to me, saying that she was going to work. Fell here in a pajamas? ”
This is Brother Wu on the third floor who went to the garbage bin in the community to throw away the garbage. I did go downstairs in the morning and met him and said hello.
Immediately after that, there was the sound of police cars, the sound of ambulances.
Seeing that these people were coming, Shang Ruonan floated down, wanting to rush into his body, but he couldn't rush anymore when he rushed to the second floor. There is a wall that blocks me. I could only watch the police pick up his mobile phone and watch the doctor doing an examination, no need to ask, he was all here, and that body would definitely not come back to life.
Shang Ruonan felt a little sad for a while, did he just leave? This world came by itself, and I didn't even have a relative. Except for an aunt in the orphanage and a classmate from college, Coco, I'm afraid that no one will remember him anymore.
Seeing the people downstairs busy, Shang Ruonan didn't know what he should do for a while, and floated away? Or are you watching here?
"Nope! No way! Wakao! If the man doesn't kill himself! ”
Shang Ruonan was confused, and suddenly heard a familiar voice, it was Coco, who was talking to her on the phone just now, and the place where she worked was very close to here. It appears that the police notified her.
Coco looked at Shang Ruonan on the ground with tears streaming down her face, and the last voice on the phone just now was to call for help, and thought that Shang Ruonan was going to be late again, so he called for help. It may have been at that time that she fell. Coco cried sadly:
"Wakao! Wakao! You're gone, what should I do......."