Chapter 12 I am a monk, and I am back to class
Hello everyone, I'm Gou Haodong, eighteen years and one day old, my hidden identity is a monk, and what I'm cultivating now is the first volume of the Chinese language of the Treasure Book of the Essentials for a round of review. After practicing the language of these two lessons, it was changed to the Yuelu version of history. Hehehe, this kind of self-introduction is definitely unique among monks. There are so many online novels, why didn't I write about the situation where I was forced to go to school, and I still have to go to school after cultivating immortals? I'm inspired to change that!
Wang Hao...... Forget it, Gou Haodong, Gou Haodong, you get up and answer this question. Teacher Zhao gave up Gou Haodong's tablemate Wang Hao and clicked on him, "Tell me, what is the answer to this question and what do you think." ”
"Huh? Well. Well! Gou Haodong stood up when he heard someone call him by name, and he still couldn't control his strength, so he hit the pile of books on the table like a hill and fell to the ground, "I want to think about this question......
"Look at you in a hurry, why don't you just answer a question and be excited."
Gou Haodong has been in self-pity and self-pity just now, he didn't listen to the lecture at all, and he didn't know any questions. He hurriedly tugged at his fellow Wang Hao's school uniform, and condescendingly squeezed his eyebrows, even if he squeezed out his double chin, he didn't hesitate: This time I die instead of you, you have to help me.
"Say Gou Haodong, let's ask ourselves to watch it for three minutes in advance, if you don't have an answer, you can say whatever you want."
Wang Hao, who was at the same table, responded with his eyes: I won't either, if I do, I'll tell you for sure!
Gou Haodong was so hateful that he stepped on his table under the table, Wang Hao rolled his eyes and couldn't help but make a sound.
Liu Lei reminded softly behind him: "Question 10, choose A~"
This sound is like a savior, Gou Haodong glanced at the question quickly, it was really a charcoal in the snow, but he felt that he couldn't believe this bad friend, the last time he did the question, the answer was B, but Liu Lei tricked him into choosing D, which was a mentally retarded option, which caused Gou Haodong to stand for ten minutes. You can't trust him this time! Half-truths are the most convincing, so change them
"I'll choose C for this question." Gou Haodong is categorical, carving insects, how can I Sherlock Holmes Haodong be planted in your hands?
"Are you sure?" Teacher Zhao asked.
Oh, teacher's little routine, I still don't understand? Even if the answer is correct, ask more questions to make you doubt yourself and then change the answer and eventually become wrong. Two years have passed, I will not be fooled, she asked me so, it proves that I am right!
Gou Haodong instantly raised his infinite confidence: "Yes!"
"Poofhahahahaha!" I don't know who couldn't hold back the laughter first, and then the chain reaction, everyone laughed, and the classmates laughed forward and backwards. Liu Lei slapped the table even more arrogantly and laughed breathlessly.
Teacher Zhao laughed angrily: "So what do people tell you, what is it?" Are you the same for the college entrance examination? ”
Wang Hao patted Gou Haodong's thigh and forced a smile: "Brother Dong, the eleventh question is....... Poof, ha, correct the wrong question! ”
"Gou Haodong, stand and listen to the lecture for me, when will I listen to the lecture, when will I sit down again! Liu Lei, you get up and talk about this question. ”
Liu Lei's face twitched into an embarrassing word, he didn't look at the question, he stood there with his hands on the table, bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
"Didn't you help Gou Haodong answer just now, stand with him! Again, keep your mouth shut when others answer questions! Teacher Zhao is a 1.8 meter (age) girl, standing in the middle of the classroom with a full shout, everyone shuddered.
What am I doing with all my energy! I'm sure I'm going to get over it. Liu Lei, when you go back to the dormitory at noon, you must be crying!
The two Chinese lessons in a row have passed like this, and it's time for recess exercises, and it's time to pull out the senior who is stuck to the stool to breathe the air.
Radio gymnastics makes many older children feel ashamed, and the amount of activity is not much, so Gou Haodong's high school runs drills regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Teacher Wang was waiting for them at the assembly point of their class, with the front row and Gou Haodong in the front row. "Hey Gou Haodong, you have been home for a day and a half, and you seem to have become handsome."
Gou Haodong was originally a little handsome, but after the aura empowerment and purification, his skin and facial features became more refined, and the most important thing was his temperament, which became refreshing and refreshing from the original with a little obsceneness.
"Teacher, look at what you said, I think I've always been quite handsome." Gou Haodong smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into a slit, revealing his gums.
"It's shameless, you hahaha, this smile really ruins your image." Teacher Wang was also in a good mood and laughed with Gou Haodong.
Teacher Zhao, who was in front, listened to the voice and came over: "You said that you Gou Haodong, this has to be good-looking, high-looking, high-spirited, and well-behaved, but it's not doing it properly." Hey, don't say it, it seems to be a little handsome, and I haven't found it in class. ”
"Thanks, exaggeration."
"Calling you fat makes you gasp!"
"Toot-" The physical education teacher blew a whistle, overpowering the last few words of Mr. Zhao. Starting from the first class, twenty-three classes ran mightily.
He's coming, he's coming, he's bounced! Running in front of them is the senior high school class, they are stepping on neat steps, shouting loud slogans, vowing to press the college entrance examination under their bodies and rub them, trample under their feet, you listen to their shouts, how powerful! "One! Two! Three! Four! "Mizuki with the left foot, Kyodai with the right foot, Mizuki Kyoda, all under your feet! One-two-three-four-one-two-three-four! ”
What a sense of déjà vu of the sports meeting, just a broadcaster next to him, every now and then Gou Haodong brainily supplies each class with what lines to prepare, of course, this is not the slogan of the first class, it is Gou Haodong's own thoughts.
In the process of running, Gou Haodong felt that the spiritual power in his body was moving faster, and he gradually adapted to the strength and regained his sense of coordination. It seems that I will have to exercise more in the future.
"When you're running, don't waste your time! Being able to memorize a few more words is better than running with your eyes in the eyes! Teacher Wang ran with the team, loudly reminding the students in the class that they were about to come to a corner, and Teacher Wang shouted: "Everyone will shout slogans later, make a little effort!" Spit out the exhaust gas of the body and shout out the spiritual energy! ”
"Top Gun! Youthful! Down to earth! Strive for self-improvement! One! Two! Three! Four! One two three four! ”
The children's slogans reached into the sky, echoing over the playground for a long time before slowly drifting away, and the voices of other classes sounded one after another.
This is the same age as flowers, maybe everyone has complained about the hardships and tiredness in high school at that time, but once they get through, they always reminisce about the days of hard work. It's a pity that only when you leave can you understand, and what you lose will be even better.
Gou Haodong also integrated into it, and shouted out all the changes in his spirit in the past few days, which shocked the disgusted side heads of the classmates next to him, and shouted into Gou Haodong's ear with a long breath.
The two of them began to giggle, you push me, I twisted it, and the classmates in the back looked at the two "elementary school students" with disgust.
Twenty minutes later, the exercise was over, and I continued to return to the classroom.