Chapter 1031 There is a set for dealing with women
No one can guess the thoughts of the Hongtian Immortal Emperor.
Moreover, even if she really wants to recruit troops, who can stop her?
As soon as 30,000 pieces of high-grade immortal soldiers came out, even some of the Da Luo Jin Immortals of the Immortal Sect on the field wanted to defect and take refuge, but you can imagine how amazing this temptation is.
The top-grade immortal soldiers are different from the middle-grade immortal soldiers, and the refining is extremely difficult.
The most difficult thing is to collect all kinds of natural treasures.
A Da Luo Jin Immortal would have to spend at least thousands of years, or even tens of thousands of years, to collect a set of heavenly and earthly treasures for refining high-grade immortal soldiers.
Once the refining fails, you have to start all over again.
Even if the refining is successful, you still have to survive the immortal soldiers' thunderstorm, and if you can't get over, the high-grade immortal soldiers who have just been refined into shape will turn into ashes, and ten thousand years of hard work will instantly turn into flowing water.
Therefore, the average Da Luo Jin Immortal only has three top-grade immortal soldiers at most.
Of course, those who are particularly rich, such as Miao Nu Bodhisattva and the like, don't worry at all, you can just get together three high-grade immortal soldiers.
However, 30,000 pieces of high-grade immortal soldiers, that's still incredible!
At this moment, the whole audience was shocked.
"Disciple worship Emperor Xie!"
In the shocked gaze of everyone, these Da Luo Jin Immortals put away the high-grade immortal soldiers and retreated in the eyes of countless envy and jealousy.
Immediately afterwards, it was the turn of the immortal king of the Hongtian Immortal Realm to come up to celebrate his birthday.
I saw a stream of fairy light falling from the sky and falling on the golden platform, revealing men, women and children, as many as thousands of people.
"It's Qingyun!"
At this time, Xuan Xuanzi spoke, and almost stood up excitedly.
Lu Qian followed his gaze and found a woman in a Jinse robe in the crowd, tall, cold and moving.
This person should be Xuan Xuanzi's Taoist companion.
"Disciple wishes the Immortal Emperor to return to the Yuan on the Great Road, all laws will be one, the heavens will be integrated, and the reincarnation will not be destroyed!" These immortal kings opened their mouths in unison and congratulated them clearly.
The next moment, the birthday gift jade box in their hands emitted all kinds of light, and it was extremely dazzling.
Lu Qian's treasure scanned it, and his heart couldn't help but move.
The Da Luo Jin Immortal Birthday Gift just now was okay, but it was far inferior to the congratulatory gifts in the hands of these immortal kings, these congratulatory gifts included high-grade immortal soldiers, Qimen treasures, and all kinds of mysterious artifacts.
Each of them is worth more than 10 million immortal stones.
"Well, you are waiting for all kinds of treasures. ”
Hongtian Immortal Emperor nodded lightly, waved his hand, and took away the birthday gifts of the disciples of the Immortal King, and threw out various colorful treasures in his sleeves at the same time, which fell into the hands of various Immortal Kings.
"Lu Qian, think of a way, my Taoist companion saw me just now, and he was very stiff. If she is gone now, it is estimated that in 10,000 years, I will never see her and the child again. ”
At this time, Xuan Xuanzi showed a look of anxiety on his face, and the sound entered his ears.
When Lu Qian heard this, he smiled: "Actually, this is not difficult to do, it only takes three steps." ”
"What are the three steps?"
Xuan Xuanzi hurriedly asked, assuming a posture of listening attentively.
"First, shameless. Second, shameless. Third, it's still shameless. Lu Qian smiled confidently, and Zhizhu was in his hand: "When I came, I already knew something about your Taoist personality, you just need to rush out now." Then, whatever I say, you say!"
"Huh?"
When Xuan Xuanzi heard this, he was stunned.
Then, gritting his teeth, he flew into the sky and rushed out of front of everyone.
This abnormal change made everyone present look different, and when they saw Xuan Xuanzi, they all recognized it, isn't this person the closed disciple of the Eternal Immortal Emperor?
What did he run out for?
"This Xuanxuanzi Daoist, it's not time for you to celebrate your birthday, please return to your original position. The old man standing next to the Liuli Emperor's throne, the Immortal Emperor, opened his mouth and reminded.
"I'm not here to pay homage to my birthday. ”
Xuan Xuanzi listened to Lu Qian's transmission and replied honestly.
As he spoke, he glanced at his fellow Daoist, the woman in the brocade robe.
However, the woman's expression was cold, and she didn't even look at him, it seemed that she was really dead to him.
"Oh, you're not here to pay homage to your birthday?"
The old man of the Immortal Emperor paused for a moment, glanced at the Hongtian Immortal Emperor, and saw that she did not speak, so he asked, "Then what are you here for?" If there is no urgent matter, then please sit back and don't interrupt the birthday ceremony. ”
"I'm ......"
Xuan Xuanzi heard Lu Gan's words, froze for a moment, then gritted his teeth, pounced, and knelt down: "I'm here to worship the Hongtian Immortal Emperor as a teacher!"
This moment caused an uproar in the audience, and countless surprised eyes were projected.
The closed disciples of the Eternal Immortal Emperor rebelled on the spot and worshiped the Hongtian Immortal Emperor as a teacher?
What is this unfolding?
The woman in the brocade robe couldn't help but look sideways, her willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and she didn't know what Xuan Xuanzi was doing.
"You want to worship me as a teacher?"
Hongtian Immortal Emperor's eyes narrowed slightly, and he spoke coldly, and then glanced at Lu Qian again.
In his eyes, there was a slight hint of warning, which made people feel frightened.
It's a pity that collecting money from people to eliminate disasters for others, Lu Gan took so many good things from the Eternal Immortal Emperor, so he could only bite the bullet and continue to spread the word at this time.
Xuan Xuanzi also splashed out, continued to follow what he taught, and nodded heavily: "Yes, I am here to worship the Hongtian Immortal Emperor as a teacher!"
"Why?"
Hongtian Immortal Emperor asked.
"Because Hongtian Immortal Emperor, you are a good master! Moreover, I don't want to be separated from my most beautiful, virtuous, dignified and generous lady in the world!"
Xuan Xuanzi straightened up and shouted in a voice like a bell.
As soon as these words came out, many eyes immediately fell on the Jinse-robed woman.
The Jinse robe woman finally couldn't sit still, a trace of annoyance and shyness flashed on her cold face, and she reprimanded in a coquettish voice: "Xuan Xuanzi, what are you talking nonsense here! Don't hurry up and get out, don't disturb my master's birthday banquet!"
"Lady, what I just said is true, from the bottom of my heart! I want to worship the Hongtian Immortal Emperor as a teacher, it is true! Because she is indeed a good master! In my eyes, you are also the number one beauty in the world! Gentle and virtuous, smart and lovely, with a beautiful and beautiful heart, and a beautiful and fragrant country! I don't want to separate the heavenly realm from you!"
At this time, Xuan Xuanzi discarded his shame and shouted louder and louder.
Everyone also saw a little frown, and their eyes fell on the Jinse robed woman.
"You, you, you, you're fooling around! Get out!"
The woman in the Jinse robe blushed and gritted her silver teeth and reprimanded.
"No! I'm not leaving!"
Xuan Xuanzi stood up suddenly, rushed over in one step, directly took the hand of the Jinse robed woman, and shouted with a gentle and firm face: "Lady, I was wrong! I came here to ask for your forgiveness! In order to make amends for your sins, I have already decided to give birth to ninety-nine children with you in the future, and be Ru'er's younger brothers and sisters!"
"You guy, Master, forgive the disciple for retiring first!"
Hearing this, the Jinse robed woman was completely annoyed and angry, and as soon as she arched her hand towards the Hongtian Immortal Emperor, she directly dragged Xuan Xuanzi to the sky and left.
It's done.
Lu Qian looked at the place where the two disappeared and smiled.
Next, as long as Xuan Xuanzi exerts his shameless spirit, he should be able to be with his Taoist companion and live in the Hongtian Immortal Realm.
What happens after that is none of his business.
As for why the Hongtian Immortal Emperor is a teacher, it is natural to return the Hongtian Immortal Emperor an apprentice.
Back then, the Eternal Immortal Emperor robbed one of the apprentices of the Hongtian Immortal Emperor, and now he has returned a closed disciple, which should also help the Eternal Immortal Emperor resolve his grievances.
As for who loses and who earns, with the pattern of the Immortal Emperor, he shouldn't care.
In this way, each according to his needs.
This is also the reason why the Hongtian Immortal Emperor did not stop Xuan Xuanzi from making a big birthday banquet just now.
"Tsk, Senior Brother Lu, it's worthy of you. There is indeed a way to deal with women!" At this time, the transmission of the Purple Spirit Immortal King also crossed over: "I probably also understand why when you were the First Emperor in your previous life, why women often threw themselves into your arms. No wonder Hanhai Divine Mother, Lisha Fairy Gu can't escape your clutches. ”
"Thank you, Sister Ziling, for the compliment. ”
Lu Qian smiled.
"So you're really that scumbag of the First Emperor!phew!"
Then, he heard a cold snort from the Furry Immortal Emperor, and at the same time, he moved the small stool away from him.
Lu Qian: "......"
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