Chapter 282: A pun

Obviously, because there are still concerns, because there are some precautions that Zhuang Xu does not know, in short, these two people deliberately said a pun.

It's one thing to put the same sentence to listen to other people, but it's another thing to put it here to Zhuang Xu, who grew up in the rabbit country.

In order to prevent things from going wrong with him, Zhuang Xu had to come up with a pun response like a big and small head.

Because he knew that the opportunity was rare, Zhuang Xu, who was desperate to come up with a response, was so anxious that a large bead of sweat appeared on the top of his head.

Countless small beads of sweat joined together, and finally turned into several huge drops of sweat and fell to the ground.

At the moment when the beads of sweat crossed Zhuang Xu's eyes, Zhuang Xu had an idea-there is!

Zhuang Xu raised his hand vigorously.

Compared with the two, the palms of the big and small heads, which did not seem to be big, suddenly became the big hands in the children's rhyme under the backdrop of Zhuang Xu.

Zhuang Xu tilted his head and smiled, holding the hand of the little head with a stupid look, "Huh? Big hands holding small hands, hehe, interesting. ”

After hearing this, the big head and the small head paused in place at the same time.

After a while, the little head quietly held Zhuang Xu's hand, and gently hooked the corners of his lips, "Sure enough, it is still a big hand holding a small hand to hold it tightly, when it rained before, I would always pull off his hand, I walked unsteadily, I originally thought that pulling his hand could be a little more stable, but the two of us pulled each other with big hands and were not happy at all, I didn't think much about it at the time, but now it seems that it was a problem with the hand." ”

"Yes," the big head followed the words of the little head and held Zhuang Xu's other hand, "It seems that you still have to walk with big hands and small hands so that you won't slip." ”

After the two finished speaking, the theme song of the cartoon sounded in Zhuang Xu's mind again.

"My son's head is big and his hands are small, and my father's head is small and his hands are big, and he is not afraid of slippery when he walks."

Zhuang Xu's heart is settled.

Finally, the companion was found.

Zhuang Xu, who was relieved, softened his body: "I am new to the city, and I am not familiar with many places, does it often rain here?" ”

The little head replied knowingly: "Actually, it's okay overall, but the time you came at this time happens to be the rainy season, and there will be more rainy days than other times." ”

"That's it......" Zhuang Xu, who was becoming more and more relieved, was a little lazy, "Actually, my one told me before that he wanted to find a time to go shopping on the streets of Tak Country, and the two of us finally exchanged hearts, and when I heard him say that I wanted to take this opportunity to formalize our relationship, I ......"

The little head understands in seconds: "Do you want us to take you to explore the road and step on the point first, so that we can make the mood and atmosphere at that time?" ”

"That's right," Zhuang Xu raised his eyes to look at the two of them, "how is it?" Would you like to? ”

"Ouch, look at what you're talking about!" The little head raised his hand and patted Zhuang Xu's shoulder, "General Chiao's distinguished guest is naturally also our honored guest, and the distinguished guest has spoken, how can we be willing or unwilling, naturally we can't ask for anything." ”

Listening to what they mean, do they have any big tasks to do lately and don't have time?

The joint belongs to the joint, and once the task is delayed, it is a big sin.

Thinking of this, Zhuang Xu hurriedly pulled out his hand, "If you don't have time, forget it, in fact, as long as you are with him, I am very happy no matter where I am." ”

"Ouch~" The little head hit the big head hard, "Look at what people say." ”

Just when Zhuang Xu thought that this was another pair in front of him, the next sentence of the little head directly stopped Zhuang Xu's further guessing, "Big head, if you have half of the strength of others, you won't be single now......"

The big head smiled innocently: "It's good to be single, comfortable, and simple." ”

"Alas......" the little head pushed down Zhuang Xu, "Look what he said?" The little head looked like he hated iron and steel, "Forget it, I can't help it if he doesn't fight himself, but let's finally get a pair here, maybe we can have some peach blossom luck with the two of you." ”

What does this mean......

Zhuang Xu raised his head, his face full of expectation, "You ......"

The little head slapped Zhuang Xu on the shoulder: "Fool, when we're done with things later, we'll take you to see the lights in the big city, don't be scared out of your big teeth and lose our face, you know?" ”

Zhuang Xu's face flushed with joy: "Of course!" ”

It was like what he said about rainy days before, and at the moment when the two of them pushed open the door, a thunderclap exploded in everyone's ears.

"Oh yo!" The little head hurriedly pulled the big head and ran to the team leader in three or two steps, "It seems that it is another heavy rainstorm." ”

After the little head said this, the crowd resounded with a sparse discussion.

"Well, it's the rainy season, but this year it seems to have rained more than before......

"Isn't it? My sister, the parent of her son's classmate, and her friend, who works at the Meteorological Bureau, are said to have already reported to the authorities for manual intervention......"

"Huh? Really? It's all so serious? ”

"Ouch, who knows? Man-made disasters and natural disasters are not a good sign no matter how you look at them, and it seems that this year is going to be sad......"

"That's it!" The leader roared, and the group behind him was immediately silenced.

After confirming the results with the big and small heads, the team leader stepped forward, "I'm sorry Mr. Guangyan, this time we did something inappropriate, and we lost the hospitality that we have always been proud of. ”

As soon as the leader of the team, Yan Bixing's words fell, a tall and handsome young man walked out of the crowd.

At a glance, Zhuang Xu saw that this was someone he couldn't compare.

Just this look, just this body, where is this not shining?

Alas...... Electronic Chinese Network

Zhuang Xu subconsciously glanced down at himself, full of sadness - his slender and dry little body is really sad......

After casually looking around, Zhuang Xu sighed in his heart, "God bless the person in front of him who is not his enemy, otherwise, just like the two of Bi Hulong and Hu Yidou now, as long as this person is willing, it is estimated that it will only be a matter of time to take down those two." ”

At this time, Bi Hulong and Hu Yidou didn't know that they had been arranged by Zhuang Xu in advance with the word "unreliable", and the two of them were now completely immersed in the beauty of Xingbi Guo, and the surrounding disturbances were blocked by the two of them the moment Xingbi Guo came out.

A handsome guy is a handsome guy, just a simple two-step walk has its own aura.

"Hello Mr. Guangyan," Xing Biguo bowed respectfully to Zhuang Xu, "Before, I spoke too brainlessly to make you angry, and please don't remember the villain, don't be like me." ”

Although it was still the same spiky voice and caustic tone as before, with the blessing of a real person, everything changed.

Even though his heart was full of reluctance, in order to show enough respect and sincerity, Zhuang Xu still had to take a step back and raise his head to look at Xing Biguo.

It's such a simple action, and the superiority between the two is immediate.

Obviously, all the truth is on Zhuang Xu's side, but Xingbiguo just stood there, as if all the cause and effect had been reversed.

Zhuang Xu sighed, lamenting in his heart, "No, we have to send this line of wall fruit away quickly, if he stays here for a second longer, his winning rate will be one point lower." ”

Thinking of the image that he had finally saved a little, Zhuang Xu had to take the initiative.

Zhuang Xu, who has a clear understanding of reality, forcibly suppressed the helplessness in his heart, he looked at Xingbiguo and smiled gently, "It's okay, it's right to be more suspicious before the evidence comes out, make bold assumptions and be careful to verify, it's good that young people are willing to think more and doubt more." ”

As if he didn't expect Zhuang Xu to speak so well, Xing Biguo was stunned and shrugged a little blankly, "That'...... Don't you need me to do anything to compensate you? ”

"Of course you don't need to," Zhuang Xu shook his head slightly, "Go back, to put it bluntly, today's matter is purely oolong, if you want, everyone will be brothers in the future, if there is anything to say, it is not ambiguous to help." ”

If you block out all the pictures, judging from the sound and content alone, Zhuang Xu's words are definitely a complete victory, but the problem is that in the case of such a glittering handsome guy as Xing Biguo, no one can really ignore all the pictures.

Because of the completely unshieldable bug of Xingbi Fruit, even if Zhuang Xu won all the battles, in the end, everyone did not do anything about Xingbi Fruit.

It can be said that Xing Biguo used his appearance to directly break the whole situation from high to low.

Because the appearance of this thing is purely murderous, even if it is as powerful as Zhuang Xu, he can only endure it silently.

After the crowd dispersed, Zhuang Xu slowly closed the door, "The sea, you say, let's-"

"Wait a minute, big brother, can you finish the people in your house before you come and tell me about the rest?"

"The people in my house?" Zhuang Xu turned back for some reason, "Ouch! Zhuang Xu was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and he looked straight at Hu Yidao who had a small head emerging from the balcony door, "What are you doing?" Scared the hell out of me! ”

Hu Yidao smiled, and jumped out from behind the balcony door, "No, I'll tease you." ”

Zhuang Xu found a chair to sit down while calming his heartbeat: "Okay, the current situation is not as easy as we think on the surface, tomorrow is the public meeting, although we have successfully mixed into the recuperation team, but it is still unknown whether we can all go to the public meeting." ”

Hu Yitong shook his body and lazily fell beside Bi Hulong, "Ouch, my captain man, I think this matter may not be as difficult as you think, just like when we enter the recuperation team, maybe we will naturally be included in the list of going to the public meeting without doing anything." ”

"Look at what you said," Zhuang Xu patted his head helplessly, "What's the matter?" You made this place, and you created all the people, right? You don't have to do anything to go into the public meeting, why don't you say that we can go back to Earth without doing anything? ”

Seeing that Zhuang Xu was really angry, Bi Hulong wanted to remind Hu Yidao a little.

Just when Bi Hulong's hand was still a few centimeters away from Hu Yidou's arm, Hu Yitong suddenly turned over and sat up, looking at Zhuang Xu with sparkling eyes, "Huh? Captain man, just now our vice captain didn't say anything and you were in a hurry to issue the order, is it possible, do you want to ......? ”

I've seen people who aren't afraid of death, but I've never seen people who aren't afraid to rush to the top and take the initiative to find death.

Bi Hulong stole at the expressionless Star Chuan, and silently recited three times in his heart, "God, don't blame me, I'm not an unfaithful and unrighteous person, I really can't do anything to ...... like this"

After reading the words in his heart, Bi Hulong successfully exited the center of the storm.

Being in the center of the storm and watching from the sidelines are completely two different feelings, the former is always on the lookout, fearing that he will be swept away without being buried, while the latter is relaxed and happy, and does not feel worried or anxious at all.

Just when Bi Hulong thought that they were going to pinch up immediately, Xingchuan suddenly stepped forward, and after holding the hands of Zhuang Xu and Hu Yidao one left and one right, Xingchuan closed his eyes and whispered two vague words.

When Xingchuan looked up again, Zhuang Xu and Hu Yidao looked at each other and found that the other party's eyes were blank.

After all, it was the vice captain, after all, it was the former head of the first research room, Xingchuan, even though Zhuang Xu and the two were confused by the current situation, but because they were worried that their words would ruin Xingchuan's affairs, the room was silent for a while.

After a long time, Zhuang Xu suddenly said, "Ahem...... That, Star Den? ”

Star Legend tilted his head: "Huh? ”

"That ......," Zhuang Xu stammered a little, "can you hurry up and say something?" I had a little bit of something to do in the afternoon. ”

"Oops!" Hu Yitong turned sideways and hit Zhuang Xu's shoulder, "Aren't you just going out to play with those big and small heads?" What's so embarrassing about that? ”

Zhuang Xu looked up suddenly: "How do you - oh, yes. Zhuang Xu's face was full of powerlessness, "You guys just came in this house...... Alas, I forgot about it, my pot, my pot. ”

"Oh, okay!" Hu Yitong jumped up, patted Zhuang Xu on the back of the head hard, and landed steadily, "In my opinion, let's listen to the captain and talk about his opinion first." ”

After hearing this, Zhuang Xu and Bi Hulong raised their hands for a second, and both said that they couldn't ask for it.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Xingchuan got up helplessly, "Okay, since you all asked for it, then I'll tell you my opinion, first-" Xingchuan looked down at Bi Hulong, "Friend, should you give us an explanation for today's matter first?" ”

As soon as Xingchuan's words came out, except for Hu Yidou, who was stunned, everyone else understood what Xingchuan meant.

Obviously, there are only two ways in front of Bi Hulong now, one is to take off a layer of skin and become an undercover agent completely, from now on, the Star Rescue Club will be like the dispensable mustard in rice noodles for her, not to eat, but it is the last protective charm at some times.

No matter where you put the grass on the wall, it is a big taboo, so Bi Hulong, who failed to perform the task, can only obediently earn back all the dives.